As we walked, I decided to make some small talk with Chocolate Cream.

"So for the past, what, six generations your family has been working in the castle as a maid or butler." I say impressed.

"That is correct, my family takes great pride in being able to serve the princesses in such an important role." She says with pride.

"I can imagine so, someone has to clean the castle and it sure ain't going to be the princesses, they have a country to run." I chuckle.

"Indeed, your room isn't far now."

Making our way up a couple flights of stairs, we came to an 8' tall double door.

"This will be your room for the time being." Cream said pushing open the doors revealing a room that you'd expect from a 5-star hotel suite. I follow her in and she begins to give me a tour. "To your left we have the walk-in closet for any and all clothing that you may buy while you're in Canterlot. In front of you is the custom made bed that can hold several bodies on it at once."

"Why is the bed made like that?" I genuinely ask.

"Some ambassadors from different countries who will stay here for extended periods of time, tend to bring their significant other and a hand full of servants or their harem if they are in one at the time, both usually ending in a hot steamy night." Cream explains with a slight blush.

"Is Princess Celestia trying to imply something about me?" I ask in bewilderment.

"Do you have a harem?" Cream asked, innocently tilting her head to the side.

I just rub my brow in frustration, and try to hide my embarrassment. "No I do not, I'm a 23 year old virgin, why would I have harem? Anyway moving on, can we get back to the tour of the room, please."

"Right, of course, if you come with me I'll show you the bathroom." Gesturing me to follow. First thing I saw walking in was the tub, it was huge, it could easily hold 10 and it had jets. The shower was equally as large, not a little smaller, with shower jets in the walls and what looked like gold in the wall tiles. In the back was a wooden wall with a wooden door, and a thermostat next to the door, a motherfuckin sauna.

"Wow, most of these things one can only dream of getting let alone using one, well, maybe not the sauna." I say as I stand in awe, I then turn to Cream. "That is a sauna, right?"

"It is, this sauna is specially made to reach 5000 degrees." Seeing my face of confused-shock, she explains further. "Dragon Lord Ember and her father, former Dragon Lord, Torch come visit at least once a year."

"Ah, is there anything else I should know about?"

"The bedroom does have a balcony." She says as we walk out of the bathroom. "Other than that, I believe we are done with-"

*Poof*

A sealed scroll Poof's into existence in front of Cream and lands into her open hand. "Ah, a scroll from Princess Celestia."

After a few seconds of reading, the scroll bursts into flames and leaves nothing behind. Snorting into my fist was my first reaction, 'This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds'.

"So anything I should know about, or can know about?" I ask, wondering what just happened.

Cream just walks in front of me and does a deep curtsy. "Master Antonio, from this moment on, I have been made your personal servant. I will be at your beck and' call, and will openly accept any and all things you may do to me." She says all of this without even stuttering.

*Smack*

Palm meets forehead with a loud smack. "God fucking damnit, Celestia really must be trying pull something". I groan out. "Cream?"

"Yes, Master?"

"First things first, don't call me Master, it's unsettling and I don't want or need a personal maid/servant. Second, Celestia put you up to this didn't she. Third, can you lead me to the kitchen, I want some cheesecake and hard alcohol."

Cream nods, gets up, straightens out her maid uniform, and walks over to a desk and comes back with a piece of paper, a pen, and a weird looking candle alite with a sparkly flame. "Before I explain the point of everything I gathered, I want to thank you for not thinking with your dick and accepting me as your personal servant. Yes, Celestia did tell me to do this, but mainly as a judgement of character, or so she says."

"One hell of a way to judge someone." I say unamused.

"I wholeheartedly agree with you, anyway, this candle is connected to the kitchen's service box. Write your order on the paper and which room you are in, Ambassador Guest Room #1, and then have the flame burn the order and it will be sent to the kitchen to be made. You will receive a response note asking for details if not already written, if not needed, then you will receive a confirmation not instead."

So I do just that.

Ambassador Guest Room #1
One strawberry cheesecake and apple flavored hard alcohol, must be over 70 proof.

I told the note and burned it over the flame. I turn to Cream, "Does it normally take awhile to get a response?" I ask.

"Only for large orders."

A moment later in a swirl of sparkles a note appears.

Guest of Ambassador Guest Room #1
We have several choices of alcohol that you can choose from, however, none of the chefs in the kitchen know what a 'cheesecake' is. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

I hold the note in my hand just staring at it flabbergasted. "They don't know what a cheesecake is? Well then, that is about to change." I then hastily wrote a response note.

Well they're about to find out, I'm coming down to teach them. Don't bother writing a note back, I won't be in my room.

-Guest in Ambassador Guest Room #1

"Chocolate Cream, could you please show me where the kitchen is?

"Of course," As I follow her out of the room. "but if I may, why are you personally going to the kitchen?"

"The chefs don't know what cheesecake is, so I'm going to teach them and make dessert for tonight's dinner, two birds one stone." I said with a grin.
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A couple of minutes later, we arrived at the dinner hall and there was a chef waiting at a double door at the end of the hall.

She noticed me and Cream walking to her, "Are you the guest from Ambassador Guest Room #1?"

"Yup, that's me, name's Antonio."

"Blueberry Tarte, the head chef and the rest are inside waiting for you. Also as a heads up, most of the cooks don't like being told what to do, especially by a stallion." She warns.

"Noted; quick question, are all the cooks in there mares?" I ask.

"Yes, why-" Before she was able to finish that sentence, I kicked open the door to the kitchen startling everyone inside.

"Your attention please, ladies!" Once I got everyone's eyes on me I continued. "My name is Antonio and I am a human. I will be staying in the castle as a guest for an unknown period of time, and I will be attending the dinner tonight. Not that long ago, I made a request for some strawberry cheesecake and apple liquor, and I was told that you, the chefs of Canterlot Castle, do not know what cheesecake is. Blasphemy I say, but tonight that changes, because I will teach you how to make strawberry cheesecake for the dinner tonight. I will also give you the recipe a basic cheesecake so you may experiment with it later. So, what say you?" I ask the group of chefs in front of me.

"I'm interested, I'll help!" Tarte's excited voice coming from my right. "To learn to make an unknown food is a dream come true for me!"

"Hahaha, so I have one volunteer, anyone else?" Turning back to the group.

"I'm interested in if this 'cheesecake' of yours is actually good, so I'll participate as well." Said an aged mare with a heavy prench accent.

"Ah, Head Chef Sharp Spice!" Tarte said with a quick bow. "I hope you're ready ma'am, I would hate for you to fall behind." She said in a joking tone.

"Ha, this old mare is always to learn something new, even if it's from a stallion." Spice said with slight annoyance, but quickly moves past it. "Even so, we still have three hours before we have to get everything ready for dinner. So, what are you waiting for, an invitation?! Start teaching, you sack of organs!" Yelling at me.

"Hahaha, very well, let's begin."

2 hours and 30 minutes later

"Ok ladies, we're almost done. The oven has been preheated to 350?"

"Yup." Tarte said grabbing one of the three cheesecake filled pans.

"Great, put the pans in for about 30 minutes or the internal temperature is 175. Once they're done, take them out to cool for 10 minutes, then put them in a fridge until it's time for dessert." I explain as I clean up myself and my work space.

"Also Head Chef?"

"Yes?" Spice says turning to me after putting the last of the pans in the oven.

"Here." I hand her two pieces of paper. "The recipes for basic cheesecake and no-bake cheesecake, as promised, so go nuts."

"Merci, the kitchen will make great use of these. The girls here tend to experiment with different combinations of foods, if they're not fulfilling orders already. Maybe this will keep them from creating something…. poisonous." She chuckles to herself.

"Haha, well it's been a real pleasure Spice, hope you have a good rest of the afternoon."

"And you as well, Antonio."

Turning to the rest of the cooks, "Ladies, it's been a pleasure working with you, I hope you all have a good rest of the afternoon as well."

I wave good-bye to them and walk out of the kitchen and into the dining room. I see Cream waiting behind one of the chairs at the far end of one of those long dining tables.

"I'm guessing that is where I sit for dinner?" I ask as I walk over to her.

"That is correct." She answers, pulling the chair out for me.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, the princesses and the Elements will be here soon to join you. Is there anything I get you while you wait?" Cream asks with a smile.

"Not at the moment, thank you tho."

"Of course." Giving me a small bow before entering the kitchen.

"*Sigh*, now what to do for the next couple of minutes." I say to no-one in particular.

*Old Spice Jingle plays*

"Heh, his timing is impeccable." I chuckle before pulling out my phone.

Dear Loyal Customer,
It has donned upon me that I have forgotten to mention some important details upon your initial arrival. You are not alone, so to speak, you are a Displaced and there are others like you. As a Displaced, you can send a token out into the multiverse of MLP for another Displaced to pick up and use to summon you to their dimension temporarily, or the other way around; for what purposes, I do not know, that is up to the summoner. Note: you can leave at any time if you choose too. A token can be anything, all you have to do is focus a little energy into said object, say a couple lines explaining you are and your intentions, and then release said object and it should be sent to travel the multiverse after that. For any questions please reply.

Can I still buy things from you? I reply.

Yes, there should be a new app on your phone called Merchant's Market, the shop should have any and all items you may need. You can use just about any form of currency to pay for items, just take said currency and drop it on the screen of your phone and the app system should accept it, because magic, so don't bother asking. Any more questions?

Not at the moment, thanks for letting me know about these things.

Not a problem, I look forward to your future purchases. With that our conversation ended.

"Heh, I can practically hear him through my phone." Remembering back to the days of playing with the Wii chainsaw controller. "Now let's find something I can use as a token that goes well with who I am." I mumble to myself.

I found the Merchant's Market app and launched it, took a minute or two looking for my position in the multiverse. Once that was done and was brought to the front page, a pop-up appeared showing that Frostmourne was 75% off. "Ouch, that must sting Frost's pride quite a bit." Wincing at the price cut. Closing the pop-up, I began my search starting with 40k Imperial clothing accessories.

"Now let's see what we got, an Inquisition necklace, nah, I'm not an asshole nor am I that cool. A rosary of the Imperial Cult, nope, I'm more along the lines of the Imperial Truth. Hmmm, a necklace of the Imperial Aquila, yeah that'll work." Selecting the item, a check-out or continue shopping option appeared. Pressing check-out, another pop-up appeared.

Please select or insert payment type

So I took a single A.H(Ancient Human) coin, and placed it on the screen of my phone. As the Merchant said, the app system absorbed and processed the coin.

Currency accepted

Locating local currency...

Currency located, turning current funds into Bits

Completed…Current Funds: 10527 Bits

Do you want to checkout?

Yes/No

Checking out...Completed

Current Funds: 10512 Bits

Your purchase is now being sent to you

Thank you for your patronage

*Pop* *Thud*

I looked up from my phone and saw my new necklace in front of me, the Imperial Aquila was silver with small black outlines allowing the Aquila's details to pop out. It was about 4in wide and 3in length wise. Satisfied with my purchase, I began to focus my energy into the necklace. After a couple of seconds of focusing the necklace began to float and glow. 'Looks like it's time.' I thought.

"Hear me, I am a psyker and I am willing to lend my powers to those who request it, but I will make the final judgement on whether you are worthy. To summon me you must hold the necklace out and say, 'I request assistance from a psyker!' and I will answer. May we meet soon."

Once I completed my little monologue, the necklace was encased in a translucent ball of light blue energy. I released my energy all together and nothing happened to the ball. "So, what now?" Slightly confused about what to do next. I curiously pressed down on the ball and it felt like I was pushing against a spring, so I pushed the ball down further and let go. It sprung up and zipped into nothingness, "Huh, so that happened."

*Pop* *Thud*

The Aquila necklace reappeared in front of me with a slight glow before fading away. Picking it up, I put around my neck where it belongs, 'Damn I look good.' I smirk. 'Well, since that's all done now I just need to wait for the others.' I put my earbuds in and connected it to my phone, and went through my library of music; closing my eyes I began to listen the time away.

https://youtu.be/0LS0Z8fgiII

Unknown amount of time later

"WAKE UP ANTY!!"

Shocking me awake from the sudden wake up call, I kneed my knee into the underside of the table, when I went to instinctively grab it I slammed my forehead into the table, then jerked myself back too much to the point my chair tipped over.

"Ow." I said in a monotone voice while blankly staring at the ceiling.

Getting up and setting my chair upright, I look around since all eyes are on me.

"What? I'm fine," I turn to see who woke me up, no one's surprise it was Pinkie. She was in a state of shock and her hair was a darker pink and completely straight. "just don't do that again, ok?"

No response from Pinky.

"Great, unresponsive." I thought for a moment before it came to me, "Hug?" Hold my arms out. Didn't even take a second before I was tackled by Pinkie, her slowly began to inflate itself, somehow.

"Better?" I ask.

"Yeah, thanks Anty." She replies from smothering her face into my chest.

"I'm happy that you're ok Antonio, and Pinkie is back to her normal self, but I'm hungry and I think everypony here can agree." Celestia chimes in.

"Damn right I am, we weren't able to get any food from Joe's. Well, everypony but Spike, he got his bejeweled donut." Complained Rainbow.

"While I don't condone Rainbow's language, I do have to agree that food sounds marvelous right now." Said Rarity. Nods were seen around the table.

"Then it's settled, once everypony is seated the appetizers can be served."
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Dinner went by smoothly, most conversations at the table were between the Mane 6 and the princesses. Until Celestia decided to shift her attention to me.

"So Antonio, I've been meaning to ask earlier, why were you here before me and my sister?" She asked while sipping on her red wine.

"I asked for a certain dessert from the kitchen, they didn't know what it was, like at all. So I decided to change that, and made more than enough for everyone here to have seconds."

"GGGAAASSPPP!!! A DESSERT THAT THE ROYAL COOKS DON'T KNOW?! IMPOSSIBLE!!" Pinkie yelled, looking like Edvard Munch's The Scream.

"Pinkamena, could you please use your inside voice?" Celestia said with a raised eyebrow. "Hehe, sorry." Turning back to me, "But I do have to agree with her, a dessert that my chefs don't know, I didn't think it was possible."

"Agreed sister, I too am shocked, even more so since you had most of the chefs learn every cake recipe on Equis." Luna casually says as if it was a common thing.

I slowly turn to Celestia with a questioning look then to Luna, "So your sister has a cake fetish?" I ask.

"That is one way of putting it." As she sips her tea.

"LUNA! Don't say that, it's really rude to say that about me." Celestia responds with light pink cheeks, and a slap to Luna's shoulder. "Besides, it's not a fetish, it's an addiction." In a 'matter of fact' tone.

"That doesn't help your case, Celestia." I deadpane.

"I know, I just wanted to set the record straight.

"*Sight*, whatever floats your boat. Cream?"

"Yes?" Appearing to my right.

"I believe it's time for dessert. Does everyone here agree?" I say looking around the table seeing several nods.

"Yeppers, I can't wait to try your mystery dessert!" Pinkie yells with excitement.

"Hah, you heard the lady Cream."

"Indeed, I'll let the chefs know." Bows and walks off toward the kitchen.

Once Cream left the room, Celestia turned to me with a shit-eating-all-knowing-smirk, "I see you and Cream got closer, did you have fun with her will she was in your room?"

"PPPPPPPPPPHHHHHH!" Twilight and Rarity spin-take at the same time, and everyone else except Luna, who was trying not to lose it, had to process Celestia's comment. They then all turned to the princess in question in utter shock. I don't think any of the Mane 6 was expecting it, especially Twilight, who was at one point Celestia's protogé, if I overheard the dinner conversations correctly. Rarity on the other hand, I think she just wasn't expecting a member of royalty to say such a thing.

Silence permeated the air until I broke it, "First of all, we both agreed to say no to that order you gave her. Second, I don't think with my dick, thank you very much." Rainbow and Pinkie couldn't help but snort and giggle. "Lastly, I ain't playing your games Celestia, what you did was uncalled for and above all, unnecessary. I personally believe that a quick lay, like the one you tried to give me on a silver platter, are extremely emotionally unfulfilling. Therefore I play the long game, I want a relationship that I can feel proud of, and what you did gave me none of that. So stay out of my sex life, Celestia, even if it's non-existent."

"*Whistles* Wow, didn't see that coming, but I still won our bet, sister. So pay up in full." Luna said hold out her hand. Celestia groans, poofs in three bars of gold and hands then to Luna.

"Did you two seriously bet on what I would do to Cream after Celestia sent that letter?" While I double facepalm, Pinkie puts a hand on my shoulder. "Thanks Pinkie." She nods.

"For the record, she bet that you would fuck Cream into bed frame." Luna pointed to her sister.

I get up from my chair, "Ok, I'm out, I'm going back to my room." I turn to the Mane 6 and Spike. "Spike, I hope and your friends enjoy the cake that I made." Turning to the two sisters. "And I hope you two choke on it." All while saying this with a smile.

I left the dining room without saying another word, all the while I could hear Twilight call to me. After making a go distance from the room, I heard the sound of hooves running on hard carpet. I turn to see Cream trying to catch-up with me, I also notice that she is holding a glass bottle of an amber liquid.

"Antonio, please hold a moment!" Once she reached me, she was breathing heavily and trying to catch her breath. "Here," She finally said. "Maybe this liquor will help calm you down." Holding out the glass bottle.

"Heh, thanks Cream." Taking the bottle, I decide to take a swig of its contents. The burning sensation was immediate, but gave way to a smooth taste of apple and blueberry, and with a slight sour twang at the end that I couldn't place. "Mmmm, that's pretty good, what's the proof?"

"It's a special blend from one of the only Minotaur cities on Equis and made by the Church of the Horned Sisters, they call it Amber Horn's Call with a proof of 132."

"Damn, that's pretty high even by human standards. Thanks again for the drink, Cream; I'm going to head back to my room now so I can drink the night away." I smile at her.

"Of course, I hope you feel better tomorrow after a good night's sleep, and that you can forgive Princess Celestia and Princess Luna after tonight." Cream said with a bow.

"Maybe, Cream, maybe."

I turn and continue my walk towards my room while drinking. Once there, I close the door behind me and slowly slide down it until I hit the floor. I take another swig, "This sucks, the drink is great and top notch quality, but it seems I can't get drunk 'cause of my healing factor. Who would've guessed, not me apparently." I ramble to myself. "Now what? Nothing about this place sits right with me, at least some of the residents here are nice….so far. Nevertheless, I need to get out of here. I don't belong here, and I certainly don't like being treated like a slab of meat."

Sitting against the door, I continue my attempt at sorting through all the events that have happened so far. After some time, I noticed that the sun was setting. So I got up, grabbed the chair from the desk and brought it to the balcony. There I watched the sun set and the moon raise, all the while, I was drinking my liquor. Once the moon stopped moving, I heard some heavy knocks at my door.

"THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED!"

I hear the door opening, but then nothing else. I turned to the door to see what's up, the door was open but no one was there.

"Huh, weird." I get up from the chair and walk to the open door. Poking my head, I only see an empty hallway. "Ok, this is starting to feel like the beginning of some horror flick." I shake my head and close the door, walking back to my chair I take another swig of my drink. The moment I sit back down, the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. I could feel the presence of two beings behind me; I don't know how I can feel this but I'm going to assume that it's because of my psyker powers.

I release a tired sigh before turning to face these two. Their armor looked like it was made for a level 20 assassin rogue from DnD, and both looked the exact same. The armor was a mixture of black cloth, silver chainmail, and a dark purple metal chest plate and shoulder guards. This combination I assume is meant for flexibility and agility, and what nails that point home is that these two have bat wings. They both wore hoods that concealed their faces, but left and opening for their ears that were constantly moving. Luna's cutie mark was on both their chest plate and shoulder guards. 'Mmmm, must be the 'guards' Luna was talking about.' I thought.

"So," Getting up puts them around my chin. "you two are supposed to be Luna's eyes and ears?" The one my right nods. "You two aren't going to introduce yourselfs?" The left one shakes its head. "Well then….now what?" They both answer by slowly melting into their shadows. "That's pretty cool and unsettling at the same time."

I just stand there for a second before returning to the balcony, there I look at the night sky memorized in its splendor. I think back to what has happened to me in under 24 hours and how much my life has changed, and how much I feel out of place in a peaceful land. I soon hear a very specific guitar rift playing all around me, and I feel compelled to sing the song that goes with the rift.

https://youtu.be/EYspF1qHhEI

Once the song ended, I was at the foot of my bed, so I decided it was time I just went to sleep. So I took off everything except my pants and put it in my ring inventory. I then did what anyone would do who is still a child at heart; run into a swan dive and land on the massive mattress. 'At least the bed is really soft. Here's hoping for a better tomorrow.' I think before closing my eyes.

1 Hour Later

I sat up with a deadpan look on my face, 'Well this didn't go as planned.' I internally groan. "Maybe this is a side effect of having an absolute immortal body, not having a need to sleep, or anything really."

*Sigh* "Maybe I can meditate the night away or something." I get off the bed and move to the middle of the bedroom and sit criss cross. I attempt to assume a meditative position, close my eyes, and try to relax. Letting all my emotions flow out of me like a stream caused everything to go dreadfully silent after a few minutes of meditating. Opening my eyes, I was floating in an empty void. "Huh, so what now?" I mutter to myself. All of a sudden, steeks of colors were moving past me and the sound of rushing wind could be heard. "Great, me and my big mouth." As quickly as it came, everything stopped and I was above a very large map of Equis. "Hmmm, I've read enough books and seen plenty of movies to know that in an event like this, I wouldn't be here without some sort of reason." On queue, four symbols appeared over four different locations on Equis. "God fucking damnit." I goan out as I immediately recognize who those symbols are connected to, the four Chaos Gods of the Warp. The symbol of Slaanesh was over Canterlot, Tzeentch's symbol was over a city in the mountains that was bordering Equestria, Khorne has his symbol of a massive city that was in the middle of a grassy plain, and Nurgle's symbol was across an ocean and above another city that was in what looked like a savannah. "Well, if Demise appeared on this planet at one time then I shouldn't be surprised that the rest of the Chaos Gods would be able to spread their influence here. But still, god damnit, this is going to one hell of a rollercoaster I'm getting on."

I try to study the map a little more but scenery changes around me one more. Before I even got to see anything, the strong stench of decay, blood, and inereds hit me in the face forcing my body to relieve itself of dinner.

"*Cough* *cough* Welp, there goes dinner." I mumble as I try to spit byil out of my mouth. "Where, the fuck, can I be to be able to produce such a smell?"

On queue once more, the void around me suddenly shifts and changes to a massive active battlefield and I am placed on a cliff to observe it. In the middle of this battlefield were four giant creatures all fighting each other for an edge against the other. I couldn't tell what those creatures were, so I tried to pour a little bit of my psyker energy into my eyes to see farther.

It stings a bit, but it worked and I got a clear picture of the battlefield and those four creatures; let's just say things went from bad to worse very quickly. It was a four way battle between the daemons of the Chaos Gods, and leading each army was a greater daemon. (For those who don't know, a greater daemon is the purest representation of everything chaos, and is created in the image of their god. They are the guardians of their God's realm and the executors of his will.) A Bloodthirster of Khorne, a Lord of Change of Tzeentch, a Keeper of Secrets of Slaanesh, and a Great Unclean One of Nurgle. Them fighting each other was a sight to behold and a sight of pure carnage; me witnessing their fighting showed me how much bigger the other fish in this pond truly are.

As the fighting continued after a minute or so, one of the heads of the Lord of Change turned its head and made, what felt like, direct eye contact with me.

"Did it just see me?" I ask myself, feeling pretty sure it didn't.

It lets out an ear piercing screech, raises it's hand, and an incantation circle appears in front of it.

"Aaaahhhh, piss." I groan, then in a blink of an eye, my body expands like a balloon and explodes in a red mist and internal organs. 'I would scream right now if I had a pair of lungs.' I thought. As my head sailed through the air, the high pitch scream of a woman blasted in my ears, and then the world around me cracked then shattered. My head was then quickly pulled back into the void I started in; once I stopped moving, I could feel my body begin to form itself. "Well, this was a very eventful and informative experience." I comment while flexing my new formed body. I then began to hear barely audible whispering that was slowing increasing in volume, while this was happening the void was getting brighter until it was a blinding light and I had to close my eyes.

Upon opening my eyes, I was on my bed and face down in it. I hear a bunch of voices outside of my room, so I try to get up to see what is going on. I then realized that I can't feel anything below my neck. 'Wait….' I then began to piece everything together. 'Holy shit, I just had an out-of-body experience! When my soul went 'pop', in what I can assume is the warp, translated to my body in the materium to go 'pop' as well. Then that must mean some of my room is painted in a shade of red right now, and that scream I heard must have been a maid that came in.'

Before I was able to figure out what steps I should take next, the door to my room opened. I heard several hoofsteps enter, the door closing, and the sound of more movement. I tried to look out of the corner of my eye to see what was going on, but the covers of the bed blocked most of my view.

"Dear Faust, sister, what could have done this?"

"I have no idea Luna, there are a handful of blood magic spells that would lead to this result, but both of us and our elite guard would have detected its use. So that theory is the window."

'Well color me surprised, those two actually sound like they care, maybe I'll give them a chance, maybe.'

"Now how did no-pony notice Antonio's explosive death?" Celestia asks. "Didn't you assign two of your elite Night Guard to keep an eye on him, why didn't they hear or see anything?"

"I did assign two of my elite thestrals to him and they go to see him last night, but only as a 'judgement of character', as they called it."

'That was a judgement of character? It was skin deep at least.' Putting my two cents in.

"Also sister, these walls are enchanted with a noise-canceling spell. So even if Antonio made a sound upon his death, the guards outside his door wouldn't have heard it." Luna explains.

"Guh, great, there's an unknown killer on the loose, an unknown cause of death, and the last and only human on this planet is now dead. And to top it all off, his last moments with us were us betting on whether he would have sex with Chocolate Cream. We really shouldn't have done that, Luna." Celestia said, sounding depressed.

"I agree, sister, I wholeheartedly agree." Luna sounded equally depressed.

After a moment of silence, I heard the sound of hoofsteps coming closer to my head. A pair of soft hands then carefully picked me up, turned me around, and I was now face-to-face with Luna. Her face was downcast and looked as if she losted something very dear to her.

"Luna." Celestia called out.

"Yes?"

"I'm going to step outside for a moment to see if I can calm Cream down some more."

"That indeed seems like a good idea, sister, she looked like she was on the verge of a mental breakdown." Luna said worryingly.

"Captain Crystal Clear." Celestia said in a firm tone.

"Yes, princess?" Clear said awaiting orders.

"Take some guard and close off this section of the tower, and make sure that what happened here does not leak out. If a leak does appear, I want to be the first to know and the leak to be closed up quickly. Do I make myself clear?"

"Crystal, princess, it will be done." The sound of the door opening and hoofsteps followed.

Once the door closed, Luna sighed and turned her attention back to me. "Where did it all go wrong? Was it an organization with a motive or something else?" Luna rambled to herself. "What do you think, Antonio?" Turning to me with a hopeful look as if I had all the answers.

I gave her my best 'Are you fucking serious?' look.

"I know, I know, I shouldn't seek answers by asking a decapi-" Luna abruptly stops talking and whips her head back at me. "Did you just move?" She asked in a dumbfounded tone.

I smile at her, confirming her suspicion.

".............EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!" She screams at the top of her voice and proceeds to launch me across the room into a wall.

'Here we go again.' I groan.

*SPLAT!*

Author's Note

Writer's block is a bitch, but I'm glad I got through it and completed this chapter.

I'm currently debating on whether to get a picture commissioned to replace the story cover. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

I thank you all again for reading this story, I appreciate every single one of you.