Luna banishes Celestia to the sun
Celestia flew into her room in Silver Shoals, clutching a Miley Cyrus album and humming the tune of 'Wrecking Ball'. She had just discovered the female singer recently and had gotten addicted to her songs, thus buying her album.
"I came in like a wrecking ball~" vibing with the earworm song stuck in her ear, Celestia set down the album on a table and stared out of the window, enjoying the sunset view. She had always like to stare at the scenery, it helps her gather her thoughts when she's feeling down, and relish the great memories back when she was still a princess.
"Weird. What's that thing?" Celestia mumbled to herself, confused at the view outside. She stared at a black spot among the sky getting bigger and bigger, as if...
"It's Miley Cyrus! She's coming in like... a wrecking ball!" Celestia gasped in delight. She stood at the window, eagerly waiting for her idol to come crashing through the window, and perhaps give her a live performance there.
However, as the black spot comes nearer, Celestia could make out some features.
"Hmm, that does not look like Miley Cyrus," the former princess thought to herself. She turned to look at the newly bought album on the table beside her to check Miley Cyrus' appearance again, and back at the black spot.
Then Luna came in like a wrecking ball, breaking the walls and hitting hard on Celestia.
"What the- Luna! I thought you were Miley Cyrus!" Celestia shouted angrily at Luna, blaming her for the missed opportunity to meet her idol.
Luna stared, confused at her sister. Celestia had steam pouring out from her ears, and her white coloured face is slowly turning to a heavy shade of red, as if her blood was boiling, which could be possible. Luna thought back to when they were a princess, and she had poured lava on her sister's face as a prank. It was perfectly safe as they were immortal, and some little lava could never harm Celestia. She chuckled at the thought of Celestia's face going red, and felt a hard push at her side.
"Why are you laughing? You wasted my only opportunity to meet Miley Cyrus, and you're laughing!" Celestia shrieked uncontrollably, tears now rolling down her face and forming a puddle at her hooves.
Luna blinked, even more confused. What is she going on about? The gears in Luna's brain turned furiously, searching for whatever things she had done to annoy Celestia. Is it because she had partially destroyed their room?
"Uh, sister... I am terribly sorry about wrecking our room. You see, I was trying to do a sonic rainboom-"
"I don't care about that! I thought you were Miley Cyrus coming in like a wrecking ball!" Celestia, now screaming hysterically at her sister. Her wings jerked up involuntarily from the anger, her eyes staring daggers at Luna, looking to kill.
"You... what?" Luna almost choked on her words.
The stupidity of this situation washed over Luna, and she burst out laughing. Her legs failed to support her body weight, and she fell onto the floor, clutching her stomach and rolling around, screams of laughter escaping her mouth in short bursts.
"That... is so... haha... stupid Tia!" Luna cried, laughing so hard her stomach hurts.
"That's it. DISCORD!"
The draconequus appeared out of nowhere, wedging himself in between Celestia and Luna.
"You were asking for me, Sunbutt?"
"Don't call me that! Banish that foolish sister of mine to the moon!"
Discord raised his eyebrow. He looked at Luna, who was still rolling on the floor.
"May I ask why? And why don't you banish her yourself?" He questioned Celestia.
Celestia glared at Luna, sniffling.
"If I could banish herself, I would. Unfortunately, I'm too lazy to do that,"
Discord almost did a Luna when Celestia said that.
"Luna made fun of me liking Miley Cyrus. That hurted my feelings." Celestia finished.
She looked at Discord, who now had joined Luna in laughing at the stupidity of the moment. Celestia froze in disbelief, wondering why would any creature even find this funny. It's a matter of life and death for Celestia!
"Do you two not get how serious this is? I almost met Miley Cyrus but couldn't because of my dumb sister and there you two are, laughing away! What is wrong with the two of you?" Celestia yelled.
"Listen to yourself go Tia," Luna gasped, before going back into her fit of laughter.
Discord snapped his claws, and he reappeared wearing a business suit and a monocle, looking serious.
"Imagine if you introduced Luna to Weird Al Yankovic, and she falls in love with his music," Discord said.
"Isn't that the guy who makes weird music parodies?" Celestia asked.
"Hey!" Luna protested.
"So one day, you, Celestia, were outside trying to do a Rainbow Dash and get a sonic rainbow out of your to-do-list,"
"Uh huh,"
"And you lost control of your flight, and is sent plummeting towards your room in Silver Shoals,"
"Uh huh,"
"You crashed into the room and find Luna fuming about Weird Al Yankovic coming to see her,"
"Uh huh,"
"And she blames you for all of it, saying that you made her not be able to meet Weird Al because you destroyed your room,"
"Uh huh- wait, this sounds familiar," Celestia raised her eyebrow, trying to remember why this sounds familiar.
"Because it happened to you, duh," Discord and Luna spoke in unison.
"And because of your stupidity, Tia, you shall be banished to the sun for a thousand moon," Luna said to the shocked Celestia.
"But, you can't do that!"
"Meh,"
Luna lit up her horn, gathering magic and shooting them to Celestia. The former princess of the sun stared helplessly as the bolt of magic engulfed herself. Then, Celestia was gone.
"Woo!" Discord sighed, "That was some show. Wanna go see some Weird Al?"
"Why not?" Luna replied.
Then a loud bang could be heard, and they turned to see Rainbow Dash falling onto them, a rainbow trail and explosion behind her.
"I came in like a wrecking ball~"
The song could be heard on the sun for a thousand moon, as long as Celestia is there.
Author's Note
This story sucks.
and yes i just had to add rainbow in