Twilight wants to find out whether she really is a lesbian. She asks Princess Cadance. What ensues is a lengthy, (mostly) anatomically-correct dialogue. Oh, and some corndogs.

Contains: Tribbing, hooves, dubious princest and equally dubious adultery, hooves, threats of vaginal, toys, more hooves, anal, crude humor.
Written primarily for Dirty Little Secret's dirty little contest.

P.S.: You can immediately improve this description by appending "... between the cheeks of love" to every sentence.