Author's Note

One of the key chapters in history, I don't know why it took me so long to finish it, but there it is.

Memories of the past: The arrival!

I look in the mirror and see myself, a black suit with a red tie, formal pants bought by my dear wife, Maria... What a woman... A redhair with a strong attitude that won me over with just her eyes, those blue eyes like water, how she managed to dance like that, I’ve never seen anyone dance like that, god.

"Honey, are you ready yet?"

"In a minute dear!" damn collar! I never managed to get it right, I always get mixed up! The door opens revealing my little angel!

"Dad! Mama said if you take too long you will sleep on the sofa!"

"Of course dear, AS IF YOUR MOTHER WAS TELLING ME TO SLEEP IN THE SOFA ON MY BROTHER'S WEDDING DAY!"

"SAY YOU DOUBT IT!"

"No honey, I love you, I'm coming! Mia, can you go there with mommy? Give daddy more time ok?"

"OK daddy!"

And there she goes, in an embroidered dress with reddish and bluish details that cost a month's wages, but it was worth every penny, my little Mia looks like a little princess, and today when she throws the flowers at the wedding, she will be the princess she wanted to be, hehe, I can't believe it, my brother is getting married, the incorrigible bachelor, the king of the womens has been tied, I want to meet Ana in person, well he said she was incredible and everything, I think it will be an interesting party, his parties are always , and most importantly... I put my hand in my pocket and take my card, it was two hundred reais, my father won a bet, yeah, my brother is getting married, damn even when it has nothing to do with me he ends up with me screwing, well, I take the bible over the sink, I put a little gel on my hair, I put my hand on my chin, I had to shave, he'll see, it better be the best wedding party ever! I turn around and when my hand touches the doorknob I feel everything tremble and then a flash catches me.

Everything is spinning, I can see only a white world, nothing but white, but it is spinning, I feel it! And the worst, I feel my body getting heavy! Tiredness invades my body, the simple fact of holding the Bible seems like an extraordinary effort! But I can't let go, because the effort I'm making is the only thing that keeps me awake! Don't pass out, please Damian don't pass out on Rafael's wedding day! He will kill me! Calm, strength and breathe!

So, as fast as that flash came, it was gone, god, all i saw was a mixture of colors swirling, i could have vomited if the suit wasn’t rented, and maria would end up with me, god, my knees fail in question seconds, and my stomach keeps turning, not to mention hellish heat! When did the world decide to go up ten degrees?

Am I in this mental effort not to vomit or pass out for a few minutes? Or are it seconds? I don't know, but it was horrible! And it wasn’t the worst, the horses were the worst! I had fucking colorful horses around me! There were some that were a mix of pegasus and unicorns, PEGASUS AND UNICORNS ?! "MIA! What was in Dad's special tea ?!" they didn't like it, they started talking... It didn't seem... The sound of a horse, my god it sounded like russian, jesus why are there horses speaking russian ?! I try to get up but a spear appeared a few centimeters from my face, these horses had spears! I raise my hands in a sign of surrender, my god, colorful horses, it looks like college again!

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Some time passed, two hours ago they took me to this medieval cell, colorful horses, my god, I'm not hallucinating, that spear was very real... Damn it, Maria will kill me, if that clock on the wall is right, now the wedding is starting, shit, I... God what's going on !?

At least I have my bible, I was never a very religious guy, but Maria was, so I learned a thing or two, I even found myself praying a few times, please god, help me here.
Do I hear footsteps, or hoovesteps? God how can i think of these things, it is, there, one of those hybrids of unicorn and pegasus.

"Hi? Do you understand me?"

The last time i got scared like that was when Maria found me at Rafael’s bachelor party, which was not long ago, but it was still scary! The fucking horse talked! Very bad, it seemed strange but holy shit! A purple horse that speaks! Look at her, she doesn't even have one of the wings! My God! I'm fucked!

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Two days ago... Two days ago I arrived in this... World, it seems that a spell went wrong and I was teleported here, yes, spell, magic, MAGIC! Holy shit this world is crazy, they control the weather, day and night! How? The answer is always the same, MAGIC! Seriously, this could even be interesting, if it weren't for the fact that I was two days late for my brother's wedding... There must already be policemen behind me, it will be a mess when I get back, what do I say? Hi! I was kidnapped by extra-dimensional horses, yes, the story is very good, it will give me a divorce and a passage to the asylum! *sigh* according to Celestia, who is a kind of goddess here, she will see a way to send me back, but it can take twenty to thirty days for the spell to be ready, well, Maria always tell me to see the good side of things, hmmm... Cultural exchange? Let's do this, because well, the two days I spent answering questions from Twilight Sparkle, which by the way is another deity, the friendship deity, yeah, friendship, I don't judge them since they moved the fucking sun in front of me, that's terrifying, it has to be a trick, and as a man of science I’ll find out!

It was not a bad time, when I am not being, well interrogated, I spend time reading, their language is difficult, expensive, very difficult, but it is not worse than Portuguese or Russian * trembles * god as I hate languages, I prefer math or physics , but that's it, with the help of Twilight and some children's books that attacked my dignity I am already able to speak a little about Equestrian, very badly, but it is enough to talk, he he, the first sentence I learned was the classic , "I do not speak Equestrian!" ahhh, high school, how is the class?

"Damian focus please!"

"Hmm... OK?"

"Serio? Aquela frase era muito simples!"

"Olha, você já aprendeu a falar português em dois malditos dias! Levei uma década e ainda tenho problemas! Por que não falamos assim?

"Não! Voce tem que aprender Equestre, agora preste atenção! Me, you, he or she is the basics!"

"Ahhhhhh I hate this language!"

"See? You are already learning!"

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It's been ten days since I arrived, after I forced myself to learn that language since I was, well, unable to communicate in the simplest way since they have some problems with hand gestures, so, do what, it was learn or isolate me, but seriously, the best part of learning equestrian was the books, after Twilight confiscated my bible for... Studies, I started reading their books, it is strange to read books in a language that you learned recently, but it was very interesting, they have a serious problem with friendship, most of the dangers they faced were with ahmm... Friendship magic? Something like that, I laughed a lot when it appeared in a serious history book.

A completely new world, new stories, but even so there was also a Leonidas, seriously, the three hundred is a classic that crosses dimensions, I laughed a lot I will not deny, * sigh * I want to go home...

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Twenty days, several things happened, they tried to convert me to this cult of friendship or something, I mean it's beautiful and everything, but I don't know, it's not my thing, very monotone, for some reason their serious problems could be solved with one or two sentences, it’s... Boring, I prefer to stay with Jesus, Jesus is cool, Jesus is the first hipster and I respect him for that! But I don't think it's time to be kidding, man, what am I going to do? How am I going to explain that I'm gone for twenty days? Seriously, every day that passes it bothers me even more, shit, damn it! Fuck! What anger from hell!

"How are you, Damian?"

"Princess? What happened? What brings you to my room at this hour? You know I'm married, right?" she lets out a light laugh at my jokes, at least it helps me keep my head off the question of getting home...

"Stop fooling Damian, it will make me blush, but I came here to make a question, how is your world? I read some things written by Twilight and everything seemed... Dark, you are a very happy and active person to have come from that world."

"Do what, my mother always told me that I was hyperactive or something, and the joy... I think it's more anxiety than joy, you know,... Ahmm your world is really cool goddess of the sun."

"Thank you, it took me over a thousand years to make Equestria what it is today..."

"The Griffin Federation is getting you Sleepless right?"

"Yes... The situation is getting ugly, but that's not your problem Damian, you just have to go to your world, let me take care of my world, ok?"

"Of course goddess, your problems, not mine, but you know, do you know what steel is?"

"Steel? Is a legendary metal alloy if I'm not mistaken, its formula has long been lost."

Something tells me that it is the insane use of magic in metarlugia that did this, "do you want ---"

"No Damian, this is a knowledge of your world, not ours, we had the chance and wasted it, now it is better that the steel remains lost through time..."

Well, she said that, not me, man, imagine if I tell them about gunpowder? It would be funny, and... Very deadly... Wait... They have cannons here... What the fuck?

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Two days to go! It's only two days! I already have a plan, I'm going to simulate a kidnapping, somehow, someone broke into my house without anyone seeing and kidnapped me, it will work... Seriously my head doesn't work anymore since Twilight made me write the story of HUMANITY!

Seriously, it sucked, there was a lot, like, I like history and everything but there's no way for a person to know the whole story, but well, they wanted to use that name on the cover so it's their problem... They got weird. .. Luna started talking to me more, and Celestia changed, she doesn't even look in my eyes anymore, what will it be? Twilight has disappeared since the book ended, according to a guard she went to Ponyville... Don't laugh, that's the name of the village, believe me I checked a map, Ponyville, god look at this... * sigh * I look at the moon, calm Maria, Mia, am I going, ok? Now all that’s missing is the suit they sent to a real dressmaker or something, and with that I’m out of here... I take my Wallet and see the picture of my darlings, it’s a little burned, damn Damian, almost ruined their photo , idiot, but it's still good... Calm Mia, daddy is going home...