Man ... Here's a tip ... If you have problems with alcohol, and find a wine cellar, don't drink until you're not hungry, seriously, my head is spinning is a miracle that it is not even noon, god, I drank a lot.

I get up slowly, bottles all over the place, I feel everything distorted and I even hear some whispers, man, I need a drink, I walk to a nice bottle of wine.

"Hmmmm done in 467 ... This is a good one."

I take some more, when you don’t have to carry two suitcases you end up with a free arm, so let’s use it.

That bridge, it's still made of ropes ... I remember cutting this shit, well, another reminder of the situation, calm down dear -glup glup- I'm going -glup glup- hold on!

Man, I'm dying of thirst, seriously, the vines that I took and used to carry the drinks were a curse, it meant that I could carry more drinks, the problem is that I WAS carrying a lot of bottles of wine, and I think I already drink a couple , but do what, when so much time goes by without quality wine you try to kill the nostalgia, ahhhh, look, a bird, how long have I seen one? They don't come close to New Canterlot, something about the air stinks of death and blood, humpff, it seemed normal to me.

Ahhh my head is going to explode, i need another drink, i take another bottle, made in 399, yes, we are reaching the big ones, i pull the cork out with my teeth and enjoy the sweet smell of wine just opened, ahhh perfect, now only if Miranda ... MY GOD MIRANDA !!! What am I doing here, drinking! I start running a little crooked along the trail ... Wait ... Where's the trail? For real? Lost on Everfree? I let out a breath and choose a direction, "well, this has to be it!" I say as I drink the bottle.
Were what? Two hours if I still know how to read the sun, and man, my arm doesn't hurt anymore, I think I must have fixed it while I was drunk, because I really don't remember doing anything, man, I only have three more bottles! I have to economize.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING YEEE" finally finished, get out of this forest of hell, I can't believe it, well, until I see the sign.

"Welcome to Ponyville !!!" my smile slowly fades, I literally blew this place up, there was no stone left unturned, and here it was, again, intact, god I really need a drink, I pull another one out of my backpack just to notice a terrifying fact! "How is it the last one? I hope it's worth it, hmmmm ... Done in 221, man, this will knock me out, I laugh internally as I open the bottle," fuck it "ahhh the smell, the refined taste, ok I think that's it, i'm officially drunk, i can't walk straight anymore, hmmmm this will end badly.

Wait, there's a cabin there, I'll get some water, maybe there's a cellar there too ... NO! Enough drinking!

Hmm, what? Isn't the door locked? Well, let's go in then, a simple house, almost all made around wood and everything, the most modern thing I see is a stove and a sink ... A SINK! That means running water! I run the best that my state allows and I start drinking, who needs glasses when God gave us hands? I stay in this trance of drinking water for a long time, really, if it weren't for the door opening behind me, I don't know what would have happened, I went up the stairs as fast as I could ... Wait? Why am i hiding? They must be hiding!

"Ohh dear angel, did you turn on the tap? Hmmm? No? Weird, i don't remember opening it."

WAS HER!!! I know that voice anywhere, MY GOD I'M IN HER HUT! SHIT SHIT WHAT DO I DO? If i go down she will see me!

When i was ready to look for a way out i feel my arm bumping into something, come around just to see the perfume bottle fall on the floor ... Shit ...

"Hmmm hi? Is there anyone there?"

Shit, where do I hide? Damn it because I went into the room, I should have gone to the bathroom, ok, let's go with the classics, wardrobe, I stick in it the best I can and leave a crack, was there she was ... Untouched, pure , and ... And ... Wasn't she blind? Where is the blindfold? "Hmmm sir stranger ... I hmmm i wish you wouldn't hide, if that doesn't bother you of course!" she is perfect! Cute, innocent, immaculate and ... And ... My god i need a drink!

She is staring at the bottle, so she looks slightly at the open window "ohh hmm Angel is okay, the window was open!"

Man it was almost, I almost (laughs) almost ... No, you are bigger than that, you use the drink, it does not use you.

When the door has been closed for a while, i do the only healthy thing to do, i jump out the window and walk away from the cabin as fast as possible! Man it brings me so many memories ... Me and Maria ... Man my father in law almost caught me that day! I fucking feel my eyes moisten ... What's going on? Why am I so ... So sentimental! Damn, damn those wines! I pull out my backpack with all my strength and throw it away, just to see a small bottle stuck in it!

When I approach I see the writing on it "from you old friend Blazing Hells as a gift to celebrate the birth of Celestia! Made in 41" i sweat cold, this will bring me down without a doubt! I take the small bottle and put it in the suitcase slowly, yep ... It's not even noon yet.

I look at Canterlot Mountain, sigh man it will take, when i take the first step towards ponyville i feel a horn falling from my coat ... ah ... the Twilight horn ... man... i feel so stupid.

Author's Note

A light and relaxed chapter and yes, he is completely drunk.