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Help! I've Turned Into a Princess!

by ScorchingFlamesInc
What's worse than becoming a pony? I'll tell you. Transforming into Princess Cadance during a college class and waking up in a horse-trailer. Yeah. Life's screwed up.

None of you know me. And I know why. I'm just an average 20 year-old MLP G4 brony... who is going to a college for graphic-novelists... in the year 2025.

But take my advice: life finds a way to screw with you at every turn. I know that because I had a first-hand experience with something nobody has ever experienced before.

I fell unconsious and turned into Princess Cadance. During a college class! And I woke up in a horse trailer post-transformation!

Life can be so f'ed up!

Now I'm in danger and being held hostage by a bunch of crazy people! But you all know how that ends. Right? Probably not. But do you know what? I don't know either.

This just goes to show that you should never wish to transform into a pony. Ever!


IMPORTANT NOTE! The first 9 chapters are a bit depressing. Read at your own risk!

ANOTHER NOTE: I know some things don’t make sense such as the fact that the government wouldn’t pay for having aliens discovered. But in my defense, the story happens in 2025, and real aliens haven’t really been brought down... I think.

Violence is minor, but the tag is there anyway.

Character tags will be added as the story progresses.

Featured on 7/9/2020, and 7/26/2020. Thank you all :twilightsmile::pinkiehappy:!

Teen
On Hiatus
Adventure
Violence
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
Comedy
 
SSTOP

16298 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

22 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: I'm at a Loss for Words... 2020-05-04 02:42:29 UTC
    1570
  2. Chapter 2: Princesses Don't Ride In Trailers 2020-05-04 19:10:07 UTC
    2072
  3. Chapter 3: How Does it Feel to be Possibly Screwed? 2020-05-05 20:07:11 UTC
    1128
  4. Chapter 4: I'm Gonna Be Here For a While, Aren't I? 2020-05-06 19:11:14 UTC
    1192
  5. Chapter 5: I Wonder What the Humans Are Up To... 2020-05-07 16:24:44 UTC
    1067
  6. Chapter 6: Someone Save Me Already! 2020-05-09 23:44:40 UTC
    1069
  7. Chapter 7: These Men are Jackasses! 2020-05-11 01:10:51 UTC
    1249
  8. Chapter 8: Be Prepared For Timeskips and Hopelessness 2020-05-12 00:12:08 UTC
    1469
  9. Chapter 9: Then the Government got Involved... 2020-05-13 02:22:28 UTC
    2067
  10. Chapter 10: ...and Now I'm in Equestria! 2020-05-13 23:55:25 UTC
    1208
  11. Chapter 11: Well, at Least I Know Why I'm Cadance... 2020-05-27 02:22:37 UTC
    1321
  12. Chapter 12: Then I was Alone for a Minute... 2020-05-28 00:30:58 UTC
    886
  13. Chapter 13: Even Cadance has more Answers Than Twilight. 2020-05-29 04:04:19 UTC
  14. Chapter 14: Are Things Going to Get Harder? 2020-07-04 20:15:35 UTC
  15. Chapter 15: Shining... I'm Not Your Wife! 2020-07-09 13:47:38 UTC
  16. Chapter 16. What the hell do I say? 2020-07-21 14:13:56 UTC
  17. Chapter 17: More Like Me? 2020-07-22 01:17:41 UTC
  18. Chapter 18: Pop-culture References Galore! 2020-07-26 03:52:42 UTC
  19. Chapter 19: Chances 2020-10-27 19:44:46 UTC
  20. Chapter 20: This Explains the Weirdness... 2020-12-23 21:33:45 UTC
  21. Chapter 21: Now Let's Get to What's Important... 2021-04-13 00:17:47 UTC
  22. Chapter 22: What is Even Happening?! 2021-04-28 18:37:18 UTC