You are Anon Yolanda Mouse, member of the Original Character Dojo, or OC-D for short. For some reason, you and your surrogate older sister, Sunset Shimmer, are currently driving to Cameron, in beautiful North Carolina. “So, why are we doing this?” You asked intrepidly. Sunset sighed with her bacon hair flowing in the wind as she says unto you, “We’ve been summoned by some guy calling himself Damascus. He has a funny sounding accent, and kept rambling on about deletion. I’m just as nervous as you are, Anon. We’ll be there in about an hour!”
You yawn, telling Sunset, “Wake me up when we get there,” before slumping on her shoulder.
One Hour Later….
You feel Sunset to you on the shoulder, waking you from your slumber. You take in surroundings, it’s a compound. Suddenly, a loud voice boomed: “YESSSS!! WELCOME TO THE HARDY COMPOUND!” You look up, and see a man, wearing a gothic cloak and a jetpack. The biggest thing you noticed about the man was the striking resemblance to Matt freaking Hardy. “Excuse me, are you Damascus?” Said Sunset. “YESSS. SUNSET LAMAR ALOWISHUS SHIMMER!! ANON YOLANDA MOUSE!! I KNEW YOU’D COME!! ENTER MY ABODE!” Damascus boomed.
You and Sunset look at the gothic surrounding. It was something from the 19th century. “I see that you’re a man of culture,” said Sunset. Then a rather well endowed woman came into the room with three cups of tea. “Sunset, Anon, this is my beautiful wife, Queen Rebecca!” Said Damascus. “Charmed,” said Reby. Sunset whispered into your ear, “The state of her breasts, to bad they’re fake as fuck…”. Too bad Reby heard Sunset as she grabbed an apple, and chucked it at Sunset’s head. “Ow, what the hell…”
“The reason I have summoned you today, is because there is a situation in the realm of W W Eeeee, that must..be..DELETED!” Said Damascus. What’s the situation?” You asked. “In the W W Eeee. I have sensed the essence of an evil queen inside a female vessel. I have my suspicions, I bet it’s one of the women of horses!” Said Damascus. “So, what do you want us to do about it?” Asked Sunset. “Is it that obvious, We need you two to DELETE the Mad Queen, and make her….OBSOLETE!” Said Reby.
“I don’t know, considering that you hit me with an apple, that sounds like a YOU problem,” said Sunset. Reby sighed, looking at Damascus, saying, “Jesus H Christ, I knew we should have gotten the Winx Club to do this.” The bacon hair pone quickly changed her tune and perked up as she said, “Oh, I think my schedule just cleared up!”
“Of course it did,” you sneer, earning a glare from Sunset. Reby then handed you two an envelope and a capsule. Sunset opened it, revealing some sort of passes. “These are universal backpasses they will allow you to traverse the backstage, UNIMPEDED!! Yessss!” Said Damascus. As for the capsule, inside contains spray from the magical waters of the ROAR!”
Sunset raised an eyebrow saying, “Roar?”
“Yesss! It stands for Reservoir of Alternating Rebirth. Use it when things get desperate,” said Damascus.
You look at the iten you two have been given before saying, “Thank you for entrusting us with this power….”
The Shimmer House.
Sunset looks at you saying, “Okay, so we have to find the Mad Queen. Anon, do you have any ideas?”
“Maybe we could call up the princess?” You suggest.
Sunset sighed, saying, “We need to be less reliant on Princess Twilight. But if YOU want to, be my guest. I’ll call up the Rainbooms” Sunset handed you her journal. You wasted no time opening it up to a blank page.
BGM-Anything is Possible
“Okay, let’s see...Dear Princess Twilight. We need your help. Apparently, somebody in the WWE has been corrupted into the Mad Queen. We need your help…
-Anon.
Meanwhile at Equestria…
The Princess of Caring about other people’s Feelings was deep in her library, reading a book, sweat running down her body. “My Faust. The Legendary Alicorn? Sounds scary. Twilight began to read, slowly but surely, her fear and heartbeat increased exponentially, until she jumped out of her skin at the sound of some vibrations. Twilight looked around, but calmed down when she saw the journal. She opened up, and read the new message.
Trixie’s Cart…
Starlight Glimmer frustratedly shook off the sweat from her mane. “Faust dammit, Trixie. Why did you have to pass out on me?” She ranted. Twilight suddenly teleported in front Starlight. “Starlight, there is a situation in human world, our attention is paramount! I’d go over there, but I have important studies to attend to,” said Twilight. “Say no more, you had me at human world!” Said Starlight.
The Human World…
You waited for about 15 minutes outside the mirror. Soon, the surface began to ripple, and then out popped Starlight. Sunset drove up on her bike. “Starlight, it’s you! OH DAMN! You really filled out!” She proclaimed.
Starlight looked at the body, and was stunned by what she saw. “Oh my, I thought my chest felt heavier. Should I be concerned?” She said worryingly. Sunset placed a hand on her shoulder. “Nah, it’s been a couple years, you’ll get used to it,” she said. You suddenly perk up as you remember something important. “Yo, Glim-Glam, there is something I want to show you,” you say as you take her by the hand, and into the school.
“So, what is it you want to show me?” Starlight asked. You stroll up to your locker, and give it a swift wack. The locker popped open, and you pulled out a pocket sized notebook, and handed it to Starlight.
“Anon, what IS this?” She asked. You are as giddy as a schoolgirl as you tell her, “This is your super mega notebook. Sometimes, there will be situations when you have to play Blues Clues!”
“Blue Clues? What the fuck that?” Asked Starlight.
“Yo, Anon! Starlight! What’s up? We’re going to the Fed” A voice called out.
You and Starlight immediately recognize the voice as coming from Rainbow Dash
“Pride Parade! You’re here!” You call back to her.
Dashie gritted her teeth.
“Damn you Mr. Perfect Cell!”
