It's hard to be alive

by Raven Karma

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony Comic, Princess Luna, Spike, Comedy, Profanity, My Little Pony: The Movie, Adventure, Slice of Life, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1746

Anonymous try to alive in Twilight's epic adventure

Anonymous try to alive in Twilight's epic adventure

Well, Anonymous is ordinary sarcastic person

but his normal thoughts are not working in equestria and his pony friends

that is your life Anon, just give up.

ps. start from mlp fim issue #1 when chrysalis kidnapped cmc

Published 2020-05-05 09:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-08-04 11:43:55 UTC

This palce is wield

Something is wrong

Today was ordinary day.

After going to college, I played with my friends and I came home and played a computer game and fell asleep.

Why is there a lush forest spread around me and my sight sees a giant purple lizard that looks like it is full of radioactivity?

"Ohh! What are you?" The purple lizard pointed at me in amazement.

Wait ... The lizard is talking? Am I dreaming, or what, am I crazy?

As I thought by myself, the purple lizard looked back at me after making a look like a man the lizard couldn't build at all.

"Is it an inexplicable creature? I've never seen in Twilight's book ... Its not time for doing this! I have to go to Canterlot right now!"

The purple lizard looked at me and said to himself, and within a short time, as if he was thinking of something urgently, I
he jumped to my side and tried to pass.

"Wait!-" I hurriedly grabbed the tail of a lizard passing by. "-Can you tell me where am I?"

"Don't you know? .. This is a forest near Canterlot right now. What are you?" The purple lizard said, looking at me with a curious look, forgotten that it was so urgent.

Canterlot? Is it some joke? There wasn't place where Canterlot was used as a place name. Even if it were, it would be a place that would only be used in places like North Korea.

"... well, I don't know where it is. The race is human and the name is Anonymous.

When I asked for his name, he finally reached out and said to me.

"I've never heard of a race of human beings ... but my name is Spike, nice to meet you!"

... I thought it was a lizard that ate a bunch of radioactivity, but it was a dragon. Well, it's still a reptile, so it's a match. Or maybe he is actually a lizard, thinking of himself as a dragon.

You shouldn't take this out of your mouth.

"So what makes you go so urgently?"

When I asked, Spike again said in a hurry, holding my hand and running towards the mountain.

"Oh! My friends are doing a dangerous job right now so I need to tell Princess Celestia quickly!"

huh ... Princess Celestia ...? Is there still a princess here? Can it be in the Middle Ages? No, this situation is strange right now, right? Why am I suddenly talking to a dragon lizard

and also falling asleep while playing a game, and suddenly in the middle of a strange forest? Then, this forest is also fucking weird!! The color is so bright that my eyes hurt!

"It's urgent, but can you help me too? After this, my friends and I will help you with what you need!" Spike said while running without letting go of my hand.

"Well, I can't accept anything in my brain right now, so I'll help you until my brain return to normal."

When I said that, Spike laughed and nodded and continued to lead me towards the mountain.

... What the hell am I getting caught up in?

As I followed closely and looked Spike, I saw a lot of strange parts.

For example, is the scale very bright like this forest, or is the eye really unusually large? I think that if you have that much big eyes, just walking will be make eyes blind.

Or maybe the eyeballs are hard because of the radioactivity.

Anyway, besides that, there is a possibility that the body looks simple as if it appears in a cartoon. It's really weird.

Looking at the spike like that, he looked at me once to see if he felt my gaze.

"Are there any strange things on my scales?"
Spike looked over his body and asked me.

"No, I was just curious because it was my first time seeing a dragon." or radioactivity purple lizard.

As I said, Spike nodded once as if he could and then headed forward again

As I followed the spike, I saw a mountain top through the trees, and there was a huge city on top of it.

"Is it common sense to say that a city is built on such a terrain?" Are the laws of physics different from those of the Middle Ages and the Modern Age? It's a mystery that it doesn't collapse even if it is such a terrain.

As I walked along the back of Spike and talking to myself, Spike looked at me once with his eyes to see something strange and shook his head and ran forward.

why he is looking me like that? Isn't it wrong to think realistically?

Spike was heading to the ridiculous city on the top of the mountain, and as he followed and looked city closely, a creature with a reptilian body on the head of a chicken was flying around the city.

Are they a distant relative of Spike?

"I've never seen such a huge Cockatrice !? Why is that flying around the city?" Spike said in amazement.

"I thought it was normal. It's perfect to have strange creatures on strange terrain." Spike shook his head when I said with gave up common sense.

"It's not usual! Something is weird and we have to go fast!" Spike continued to run after he looked serious.

When we arrived at the city. little horses, rather than normal horses, were running around the city, and running away, or ponys with strange armor were blocking strange creatures.

...What the hell is happening here..?

"Uhh .. It is normal for the city?" When asked Spike, Spike frowned.

"The city is in danger! We need to find Princess Celestia quickly!"

So. I don't even know who that is.

We ran towards the castle and at the moment just before arriving at the castle, a monster with the head of a chicken and a reptilian body landed in front of us.

The monster threatened us with weird noises, and Spike cried out as much as he could.
"Don't make eye contact! If you make eye contact, you will becomes a stone!"

The moment I heard that, I almost met my eyes with the monster, and I poked both eyes of the monster without my knowledge.

When I poked his eyes, the monster screamed, covering both eyes with his body, then rolling the ground, and Spike looked at it with awkwardness.

"..Isn't that ... cruel?"

Hey, it's better than being a stone.

Author's Note

I'm not good at english, sorry guys
I'm sure there are many of grammer error.

2.you are wield

You are weird

"So ... is it wrong to poke a monster's eye to make us a stone?"

After stabbing the monster's eyes, he wiped the strange liquid on his hands and asked to Spike.

"It's not the wrong way, but uh .. If Fluttershy finds out, something bad will happen, so let's pretend its never happened, Okay?"

"I don't know who that is, but it doesn't matter because it doesn't seem like I'm proud to put my hand in the eyes of a strange monster like that."

Oww, this won't fall out of my hand! No matter how much I rubbed my hand on the ground, the strange liquid did not drip, so when I brought my hand to Spike, Spike looked at my hand and saying with disgusting expression on his face.

"Never think about wiping on me!"

Clever guy.

Eventually, the strange liquid was wiped on most of the monster's hair, which rolled the floor with his eyes closed.

At least this monster is still alive!

After that, when he arrived at the palace with Spike, there was a big, white, winged, horned horse shoting laser at monsters with the horn.

Oh, I finally see something fantastic and wonderful. Actually, I was thinking that I might have come to the fallout world until this time.

Look at Spike! its almost alike gecko in Fallout... maybe more cute and big eyes but, there are mod for making it cute like him isn's it?

"Princess Celestia! We need your help!"

Spike tried to talk to a horse called Princess, and she threw a nearby monster out of the window with magic and then looked at Spike.

"Spike! The enormous cockpitress is attacking Canterlot!"

It is really obvious, but it took my life to point it out.

"But Cutie mark Cursader's are ponynaped by Chrysalis so Twilight and her friends went to the rescue!"

pomynaped? Oh this pun is actually make me sick.

"Then I'll have to solve this situation quickly and go to help! So, can you tell me who the creature standing next to you is?"

Spike then pointed to me as to whether he had come up with the idea that I was next to him.

"Well, he said his race is hooman-" To be precise, I'm human ... "-and .. name is Anon. And .... why are you here?" .

and I facepalmd

".. Actually, I don't know how I came here, but when that happen you asked me to helping you, so I'm helping you."

"Oh, right"

A giant white horse called Princess looked at me once and said.

"Then, after this is over, let's listen your story, but we need to solve the problem first."

When I was following Celestia alongside Spike and sorting out the monsters, a horse that was smaller than Celestia but still similar to me landed in front of us.

"Huzzah! We cleared cockatrice in center of Canterlot!" The black horse spoke in ancient English with a huge voice.

Her voice is loud, but now she uses ancient English, right? Just looking at the architectural level, I know it's in the Middle Ages, but you didn't have to say it obviously.

"Spike, I think she need proper modern english lesson."

"Hey! She is Princess Luna, it is very rude to saying something like that!"

"Oh, then let's say you didn't hear anything. My life is precious."

"That is rude too, why are they want to kill you because of that?"

"I don't know? I just thought it might be because it's in the Middle Ages." When he shrugged, Spike sighed and shook his head and said,

"You are wield."

Neither do you.

Author's Note

yep i will writing this in free time.