Horny Stories from the Candy Cauldron

by LowTide

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Porn, Fetish
Length: 4973

The sexual activities of a unicorn running a bakery.

Starlight Wishes' adventuring days are behind him and, instead of letting his magic get rusty, he became an extremely overly-qualified candy salesman and baker.

High Tide is an infamous pirate and long-time adventuring companion of Star's. Instead of any retirement plans, all this mischievous stallion has is a prank for his friend.

This is a mature fic; it's smut.
Tags: Male x male, Magical Shenanigans(tm)

Cover art by Star himself (twitter @heftyhoard)

Published 2023-01-06 18:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-01-06 18:10:01 UTC

New Chair

"Aaaand... done..." Star chirped, as if speaking to an impatient customer. The chocolate-brown unicorn used a leg to wipe at his brow and gave his curly black mane a shake before surveying the shop floor of his business: the Candy Cauldron. All the booths had been cleaned, and all the candies have been removed from their glass displays and secured in storage. Any pastries or other baked goods that did not sell had to be either packaged up, or ravenously snacked upon by the pudgy brown stallion for one last sugar rush to help him with close up the candy store for the night. The job always fell upon Star as he lived in the house above the store.

Star did not just own the entire building, either. Like many ponies in his town, he had designed his entire home and business from the ground-up with the substantial profits made from adventuring across Equestria. The bottom floor was the Candy Cauldron, a magical-themed confectionery and Star's retirement plan. Unfortunately without anyone to share this dream house with, the business had evolved from what seemed like an easy idea into an unending series of chores.

"Another successful work day!" Star congratulated himself, trying to not think about his stomach rumbling for something other than sugar. An entire day of standing on his hooves started to catch up with Star, and his legs felt wobbly and sore. Despite having a successful career in exploring some of most dangerous reaches of the world, the unicorn had underestimated how easy it was for him to pack on the weight by trading his adventuring for a bakery. The chocolate-brown unicorn was able to accomplish most tasks with the use of his practiced telekinesis, leaving his physique to go from powerful and imposing to MUCH more rounded and bottom-heavy.

Outside, another stallion trotted briskly towards the store while carrying a large package balanced on his back. Teetering back and forth to keep the item balanced, the dark-blue unicorn made no attempt to use his magic. High Tide had previously been at sea all Winter, but now that he was back in town he was on a mission to pay his friend a visit.

Having gone on several expeditions together, High Tide and Starlight Wishes were comrades in arms and professional rivals. As two naturally curious treasure-hunting unicorns, the two stallions would often compete for any plundered loot that even appeared magical or magical-related. Despite this, Tide and Star were close friends and had even experimented together. It had started with Star jokingly suggesting that the two of them cuddle to stay warm while plundering a frozen tome in the Crystal Mountains, and when High Tide obliviously took it as a suggestion at face value their relationship quickly evolved into friends with benefits.

But the current status of their relationship was uncertain to High Tide. It had been years since the two of them had intimate contact as Star went through relationships of his own while Tide isolated himself from all relationships with sailing to parts unknown. Finally back in town after months away, the blue pony was preoccupied with a rumor that Star was recently single, neglected to check if Star had already locked the front door for the night, and walked snout-first into the door with a heavy 'WUMP'.

Inside, Star's ears twitched at the all-too familiar sound of a large pony arriving too late and bumping into the door. Stopping his last nitpicks, the stallion briskly trotted up to the door to unlock it and peek his head out.

"Sorry Feldspar, we're closed for the... o-oh, hello Tide! Haven't seen you in a while! What's up?"

"Star! Heya!" Tide's expression was glazed-over from the impact, but quickly shifted to a wide, shark-toothed grin once his good eye finally focused on the other stallion. "What'cha up to? I got you a gift while I was away!" Looming beside Star, High Tide draped a foreleg over the other stallion's withers and pulled him into an embrace. Immediately a blush crept up Star's face under his fur as he felt his friend's powerful chest press against his soft body.

High Tide was not just large for a unicorn- the blue pony stood almost an entire head taller than the average stallion, contributing to his infamous reputation around town. Although he was not an especially talented unicorn, the one-eyed sailor had a muscular frame from years of adventure and certain shark-like traits that were the target of constant speculation... including a row of sharp, carnivorous teeth that gave him a devilish smile when paired with his eyepatch.

"Haa! Nothing at all, really!" Star squeaked from the hug, adopting a wide stance to keep balanced during the hug. "I'm just closing up the shop for the night. Is that the gift?" Star asked, turning his attention towards the large package that teetering miraculously atop his friend's back. A yellow light enveloped both the brown unicorn's horn and the package, and the item was gently lowered to the floor.

Feeling the gift lifted off his back, Tide released Star and faced the package. Using his pointed teeth, the blue pony tore away the paper wrapping to reveal a four-legged bar stool. The seat was mounted on a swivel, wide enough to fit two smaller ponies, and topped by an inviting purple velvet cushion

"Ta-daaa! Your own personal chair when you're runnin' the store!"

"Oh, thank you Tide!" Star reared back on his hind legs in excitement, clopping together his forehooves. "This is exactly what I needed around the shop! Speaking of which, can I get you anything from the shop in return...?" Star lifted the chair with his telekinesis once again while he spoke, and turned to place it behind the counter. From there, the heavy unicorn would never have to suffer another agonizing moment on his hooves while he was manning the front counter of his store.

As Star turned around to face the far end of the store, High Tide was treated to an entirely different view. With only one good eye, Tide did not fully process the change in Star's physique at first glance. But when the pudgy baker's backside pointed towards him, Tide wide-eyed at the sight. Each cheek of Star's butt was easily the size of an average-sized stallion's head, and jiggled with every little movement he made.

"A-heh, no candy fer' me tonight. Although..." High Tide trailed off, adopting a sly grin as he fought to contain his excitement. "I heard that you were recently single, aye? What I wouldn't give for a taste of these sweet cheeks~" Tide wistfully said before lifting his hoof and delivering a swift swat to Star's flank. Massive waves rippled across Star's backside as he yelped, while High Tide stared in awe of the jiggling. Despite being thoroughly flustered the view, Tide darted for the exit in an attempt to avoid any consequences for the spanking (and hide his growing stallionhood).

By the time Star spun himself back around Tide was already escaping out the door, leaving the baker slightly annoyed and a bit confused. Still, he was ultimately relieved to finally have a comfy seat to rest on from now on.

The Next Day

In the early morning, Star waddled downstairs with a yawn and began getting the store ready. Assorted dough for bread and sweets are brought out after being prepared the day before, and placed in the oven. After the shelves were stocked, Star eagerly approached his new chair and climbed into a seat. A blissful smile spread across the unicorn's face the moment his backside sank into the velvet purple cushion. The cloud-like softness of his new throne already had the unicorn planning how to run the store entirely from this spot: The 'OPEN' sign was yellow crystal behind a candle that could be lit from across the room with a spell, illuminating the bright gold letters so it could be seen from the street outside. Aside from the occasional chore or necessity like switching the bread out of the oven for more dough, Star could gleefully spend the entire morning seated.

Across town, High Tide lay strewn about the couch in the center room of his home. Unlike the vibrant Candy Cauldron storefront, Tide's home was a tower of dull grey stone resembling a lighthouse that was somewhat inland from the harbor. Despite the ugly exterior, the tower was given to the sailor as spoils from an adventure and furnished with similarly-acquired treasures like the chaise lounge that the unicorn was currently asleep on.

Following the missed opportunity to rediscover Star's body in person last night, this morning High Tide awoke by slowly experiencing the worst case of morning wood in his life. The blue unicorn was as blessed in his endowments, packing a deep-dark blue stallionhood that once earned him a lewd reputation across town matched with a fuzzy pair of over-productive testicles the size of oranges, both of which having gone woefully neglected during months at sea. Long after sunrise the stallion lurched off the couch in a tizzy, sleepily grinding against furniture until he finally dragged himself out of the lobby and into the kitchen. Visions of Star's plump hips danced in Tide's head, and he began looking for a distraction from his own erection throbbing against his underbelly.

"Hmmm..." Tide hummed, glancing out the window to gauge the time of day after scouring his pantry for a late breakfast. As he did not find the time to restock since his return to town, the sailor was only able to find jarred peaches and canned food. I could stay in the tower all day if I wanted to play with Star's gift... He thought to himself, retrieving a jar of peaches with a hoof and hobbling back to the den. Unlike Starlight, High Tide rarely used his own unicorn magic for everyday tasks, even his telekinesis. Despite this, Tide managed to trot out of the kitchen on three legs and vault himself onto his couch with relative ease. Rolling himself into an upright sitting position, the stallion placed the jar on a coffee table made from polished black stone. On the table is a large velvet cushion, matching the dimensions and purple colour of the one serving as Star's new seat. After tearing into and promptly finishing off the contents of the jar, High Tide eagerly turned his attention towards the purple cushion and began to focus. After a few seconds the unicorn's horn glows with an orange light, followed by the pillow being engulfed in the same light seconds later. "Let's see if these things are the real deal..."

The once-unassuming cushion responds to the unicorn's magic by glowing briefly, and shuddering as if something was inside! The center of the cushion then dissolves, growing transparent to reveal a pair of familiar chocolate-brown haunches spilling out of the velvet as the pillow becomes a portal, linked to the identical cushion fixed to the seat of Star's new chair. Tides heart did a leap at the sight, seeing that effort he went through to acquire this magical item was instantly well worth it. The stallion gawked at the plushy posterior framed on his coffee table as the pillow acted like a window:

Starlight Wishes was FAR too wide to fall backwards through the portal that had opened beneath him, and instead his ass was wedged into the hole and parted slightly to reveal his gigantic puckered anus while the baker remained oblivious. Shaped like a rubbery black donut beneath the base of his tail, Star's butthole had already collected a bit of sweat while the baker rested, having completing his morning chores. High Tide slid forward on his couch and felt his stallionhood spring back to full mast as he drank in the sight. It had been years since Tide had seen Star's ass up close, and from here the blue unicorn could see with perverted fascination just how much bigger it had become during his friend's retirement. Tide leans in closer, drawn in by the sweaty musk tickling at his nostrils until the muffled sound of Star's voice snaps him out of his daze and makes his heart leap again.

"Hm... Probably won't be long until the first few customers arrive." Star mused aloud as he sat with his head and foreleg rested on the counter. "Rainshine should be in first for her sweetrolls, then Feldspar..." Because he worked the Candy Cauldron's front alone most of the time, Star would fight the boredom by imagining there was an assistant that the could narrate the day to. While he did not regret leaving his life of adventure behind, the quiet hours would leave Star feeling lonely and wishing he had his old friends working here with him. "Starlight Wishes, indeed..." the brown unicorn huffed, shifting in his chair.

The more Star let himself sink into the seat, the more of his hindquarters would appear out the pillow in High Tide's possession. The crafty sailor lifted up the pillow, grinning to himself as he stared. A retirement of baking and making candy had left the stallion with a great deal of padding, including but certainly not limited to his ass. His coat had a fine sheen, which contrasted with the dark flesh of the stallion's taint. Every part of Star faintly smelled of milk chocolate, drawing High Tide closer once more.

More than just an adventurer, High Tide had a fairly infamous career at sea as a pirate and had been arrested by authorities on several occasions, Equestrian and otherwise. Nevertheless while reckless, the pirate had to pause what sort of lines he was about to cross with his actions. He and Star had slept together before, and while they were both currently single that also meant the blue stallion did not even implicitly have permission to lick, kiss, or otherwise ravage his friend's ass displayed in front of him. Dubious consent aside, High Tide was confident that Star would see this as a prank at worst once he figured out what was going on. Whatever retaliation Star might be capable of was quickly dismissed as Tide's mind voids itself of anything except the butt as the pillow grew heavier in his hooves.

It was still morning and Star's backside was barely warm, but the sight of it had Tide sweating already. His shaggy hind legs carefully rested against the base of the stone table to keep himself from kicking, while his mind swam and his cock throbbed angrily. Tide was careful not to poke Star with his horn as he lowered the cushion with his forehooves, letting his friend's ass gently rest against the front and top of the blue pony's snout. After drawing in a sharp breath with his nose, Tide shuddered and his cock twitched again.

Feeling a strange new warmth underneath him, Star stiffened a little. It was like something pressed along the curvature of his rump. But, upon getting up and checking between his legs, Star found nothing atop or wrong with his gift. Had it just been his imagination? As he settled back down Star noticed that he could scoot back to let his nuts rest on the cushion too. Despite being a stallion of average size, Star's testicles were the size of grapefruits, and felt heavenly as they gently sank into the velvet.

After Star's rear disappeared from High Tide's pillow, the blue pony clicked his tongue in disappointment and moved the pillow away from his muzzle. He placed the purple artifact against the arm of this couch before rolling onto his side with an impatient huff. Reluctantly, Tide waited and see if Star's butt would return - squirming and grinding against his sofa as his friend's scent began to fade. Tide had an especially keen sense of smell for a pony, and while he would never admit it this resulted in a weakness for his friend's musk that was driving this so-called "prank".

High Tide sat upright with a jolt when Star's backside re-emerged through the pillow, followed by his two heavy orbs rolling out seconds later. The familiar scent returned even stronger than before, and Tide swallowed a lump in his throat.

"Hrm..." Star groaned involuntarily as he felt the same warmth along the underside of his sack. "I-I must not have gotten enough sleep," he murmured. "Now I'm feeling things that aren't there..." Squirming slightly, Star's eyes slowly widened as he looked down to see his sack had completely disappeared into the cushion. Something hot, soft and wet squeezed against one of Star's sensitive nuts, making him squeak.

At the same time, the entrance bell of the front door rang out. Star shot upright and nibbled his bottom lip, waving to his first customer of the day. A cheery purple pegasus named Rainshine greeted him back and begun her daily morning ritual of talking Star's ear off. This was normally a welcome distraction for Star, but today it was a challenge to keep a straight face. A very familiar set of sharp, shark-like teeth grazed along Star's balls, and his eyebrow twitched.

Back over at High Tide's home, the den was warming up. With his hooves planted firmly against on either side of the pillow, the blue stallion bucked against the couch as he kissed and licked the warm flesh of Star's big, smelly orbs. With the pungent musk on his sensitive nose and the taste of tangy sweat on his long tongue, the pirate greedily drew in a breath and grinned. His friend hadn't pulled away yet, so Tide was feeling emboldened as he turned his attention towards Star's big, puckered anus.

"Fi-ive bits!..." Star squeaked, nearly knocking the bag of bread and pastries off the counter as he pushed it towards Rainshine. Something soft but foreign pressed up against Star's asshole, forcing the stallion to suppress a shiver. By now it was painfully obvious to the brown unicorn that there was so much more to his gift, but the sensation of his dick spilling out of his sheathe made him sheepishly rethink getting up in-front of his customer. Star flexed his pucker, and forced a shaky smile. Rain was looking at him strangely, but her bread was now bought and paid for. It was simply a matter of waiting for her to leave so he could scratch his butt like crazy and check this pillow out.

High Tide had other plans, and while Star was in the awkward silence before he could say his goodbyes, Tide slipped his whole mouth over the puckered anus before him. Pointed teeth tickled Stars 'ponut', and Rain was just turning towards the door when Tide pushed his tongue inside as deep as he could. Star's eyes went wide with shock was and his anus clenched erratically- shivering and gripping at the foreign appendage as it swirled around in search for his prostate.

Once Rainshine was out the door, Star allowed his jaw to drop and slumped over the counter. Using what little concentration he had left, he summoned his magic to lock the front door and flip the Open sign over. Now that he was alone, Star found himself still frozen as he processed the situation. The warm thing writhing up from the chair into his butthole felt frustratingly good and too deliberate to be something random - also considering last night's visit made it obvious that this was another one of High Tide's stupid pranks. Any other pony would have been straightforward with him, but his friend had an audacious and mischievous nature that would frequently get them into trouble on adventures.

"Stupid, sexy Tide." Star grumbled to himself as a shaky grin broke across his snout. Clearly, the chair High Tide gifted to him was a magical item that acted as a portal to somewhere. Although it was a clever trick that caught Star off-guard, it took a manner of seconds to figure out and paled in comparison to what an accomplished wizard is capable of. Star thought about how best to teach High Tide a lesson for this as he enjoyed the attention to his backside a little longer... but when he tried to lift his hips, the accomplished wizard froze in place as a yelp escaped his throat.

One of High Tide's scruffy blue forehooves rested over Star's glistening orbs, curling around them tightly as the brown baker pony suddenly stopped squirming. Tide's long tongue had hit it's mark, sending ripples of pleasure up Star's backside and relaxed every muscle in his body. Feeling his stallionhood throb painfully, Tide withdrew his tongue to glance down and see his couch was now slick with his pre. Mind awash in heat, Tide got and positioned his hips over the pillow.

Tide sucked in a breath as he lined his dripping flare up with Star's pucker. It quivered against Tide's sensitive cockhead, making him grip the pillow with his shaggy hind legs before grinding and pressing some more. The head of Tide's dick pressed hard against the slick pucker before finally slipping in, down to the medial ring which bumped against Star's pucker and forced a moan out of him. Tide could hear through the pillow.

"Nhh... D-dammit, Tide, you fffricken' perv!~" Star let out a low whine as he felt the heat and pressure inside him - rubbing against his poor prostate. A visible bulge appeared on Star's doughy belly for a moment and each time he felt it throb, his own body jittered slightly in response. Star's stallionhood shot straight up but instead of slapping against his belly it hit cold glass, causing him to jump a little. The baker-pony's cock was pressed up against the inside of the display, dripping precum over some plain donuts.

"S-shoot, I just made those..." Star mumbled, hot in the face.

Dripping with sweat and huffing happily, Tide sat upright on his couch. He lifted the pillow up slowly, letting Star's heavy nuts drag along his dick until it slid out Star's asshole with a wet pop. Tide dropped the pillow onto the sofa, and took a moment to admire the luscious backside sticking out of the enchanted velvet. Not wanting to wait any longer, the pirate lurched forward and draped his forehooves over the edge of the sofa - positioning himself atop the pillow. Once he was comfortable, Tide eagerly began thrusting back into his beloved toy.

On the other end, Star sucked in a breath as his hind legs jittered and kicked the air under his new chair. Star was still recovering from the big blue himbo first thrusting into him and back out - stretching the baker's tight butthole for the first time in several years. Thinking fast the chocolate baker's horn sparked to life with a bright golden glow, accompanied by ominous purple smoke and crackling green lightning. Seconds later a field of the same golden light appeared around Star's entire body, focusing around both his own throbbing stallionhood and the one pushing into his rear. Starlight Wishes focused his powerful unicorn magic, and recalled a spell to shrink High Tide to a more manageable size.

Star's magic starting off small by carefully siphoning inches off High Tide's bulky frame and adding it to his own - forcing a moan out of him as he his body swelled in size ever so slightly. Star knew his friend was at the mercy of his magic if he wanted to retaliate, but he wanted this silly 'prank' to continue and applied his magic carefully to steal just enough of Tide's height so the pirate could fit his dick in without noticing anything was amiss. Star bit his lip as his body was rocked with a surge of arousal and power - although the changes were highly controlled, they felt amazing and were very much permanent. All the while the brown baker's own cock throbbed as he idly rubbed a forehoof up and down the length, feeling it slowly grow. Star stopped the spell finally when his concentration was interrupted by High Tide's slightly-less-sizeable cock finally slipping all the way in to the hilt... but it felt so good, a part of Star wanted to keep going.

Meanwhile, High Tide felt like he had a better angle now and his friend had finally loosened up and accepted his real gift. His thrusts grew more emboldened, bouncing his hips against Star's giant & soft backside. Each time their hips met it made a muffled slap, while Star occasionally made a moan or groan loud enough for Tide to hear. The navy-blue stallion grinned to himself while he dug his hind legs into the couch and plapped away. Having started their relationship as fellow adventurers and rivals, High Tide's affection for Starlight began with trying to impress each other - what better way was there for Tide to win over his old friend and fellow unicorn, than with an enchanted gift?

Star was thankful for the fact that there was no one else in the room to watch him grind against the chair, whinnying and moaning. One of his forehooves braced against the countertop while the other hoof was just under, rubbing his dick furiously. High Tide was pounding harder now, and with the memory of resizing him to perfection fresh in Star's mind, the baker barely noticed the telltale signs of his impending orgasm. Attempts to adjust his position only make things worse, ending in Star trying and failing to pull his stallionhood out of the display before a powerful climax overtook his body - causing him to paint the confectioneries in the display with several thick ropes of cum.

Tide felt Star's hole clench down on his length tight, and grunted. He didn't stop humping, still lost in the heat of the moment as his cock was engulfed by the baker pony's heavenly ass. Star was not bothered, and lay slumped his counter in blissful afterglow. He would sit there all day if he could.

A loud 'WUMP' causes Star to jolt upright, followed by the sound of the front door's handle being jostled.

"F-Feldspar must be here already!..." Star mumbled to himself, but as he tried to get up he realized his recent growth had left his butt firmly wedged in the portal in his chair seat. Squirming in place, Star scooted the stool closer and hid his dripping member behind the counter. Just as knocking started on the door, the unicorn quickly unlocked the entrance with his magic.

"Hiiiii Star!~" calls a stout, rust-brown earthpony mare as she finally manages to gain entry to the Candy Cauldron. Feldspar cheerfully went about the store making her selection of goods as per usual, leaving Star acutely aware that he was still being pumped in and out of by Tide. Sweat gathered under Star's fur, and his heart pounded at the thought that he might get away with this.

On Tide's side, his sofa creaked loudly in tandem with the soft noise of both stallions' hips meeting. It felt like the sailor was losing his mind, and despite all his prior fears that his friend would never submit to such a wild idea Tide found himself wishing this moment would never end. Tide's heavy orbs tensed and he buried his dick to the hilt before his long-delayed climax came. In ample amount.

"Ten bu-bits..." Star managed to let out now that Tide had finally stopped thrusting. His fur and gray shirt were both damp with sweat, but a grin was stuck on his face. He could feel Tide still inside him and was filling his belly with cum, but he forced himself to smile.

"Okay! I'll take one of those glazed donuts in the display, too." Feldspar responded, counting out the coins and one extra. Star tried to respond, but couldn't think. His entire body felt hot. He used his magic to float a donut from out of the counter and onto his friend's waiting hoof. Watching the mare pop it into her mouth, Star realized it was coated in his cum.

"MMMmmm!~ Thish ish great!~" Feldspar cooed, covering her mouth with a hoof. "Your donuts are the best, I can see you've put on a few from them already~" The mare chided, pointing over the counter at Star and directing his attention downward.

Star's belly had swollen out to press against the counter and hike his shirt up. The new chair was wide enough to handle his increased size, but the grey piece of clothing was a dead giveaway. While he stared down at his stomach wide-eyed, Feldspar nickered and left with her bag of baked goods.

Once the Candy Cauldron's door clicked shut, Star was finally alone. Tide was finally done rutting him through the portal, leaving Star to bask in the afterglow and seethe in embarrassment. Eventually Star wiggled his hips off the seat, shivering as he felt Tide's cum leak out and over his taint & balls. His whole body still felt warm and ached, but he could concentrate well enough to make his horn glow with yellow magic again.

Charging his magic aura, Star locked the front door once more and shuffled upstairs to get cleaned up. He was coated in his own juices, his body felt like jelly and he had just accidentally fed a customer a donut with his cum on it. Despite all this Star had a devious grin across his snout, after all, he owed his friend a gift in return!

Oh, High Tide certainly deserved something in return...