Sense of Nothing

The writer changed his mind and was like "Screw this, man. I'm changing my style of storytelling!" and then found a way to get ideas. That changes the way the story will be done, yo. As I said, they went to the core, which is full of junk and shit. So this time, they saw how epic it was. Everypony, except for some, were amazed to see floating junk and machines all over a wall with a hole on it. Like, why the hell are they amazed at a wall with tons of garbage around it? Is it that this "garbage" gave a new meaning to life? Is it that the hole was created by the rubbish? Whatever, that is life. So back to what I was talking about, Flitter came here and told Twilight that "Man, this here machine has created a hole!" but then Twilight was like "I know, they busted a hole through the wall with that giant machine". And then she said "That tight hole was caused by a giant disco stick!" but Twilight said "Shut the hell up and be more serious or else I will plunge a burning potato up your plot!" therefore making Flitter scared as buck. Speaking of buck, Octavia just arrived from Starbucks Coffee after using some random portal code from a note that says this:

Note to self; food supply at lab, 001, riz, fly, yor, mom, cum, sum, bum, rum, ???, profit!!

Now that Octavia ate so much classy food that she needs to shit, it is revealed that there is no ~~spoon~~ toilet inside the core. Well, there is one, but not on the current area they are in.

"Oh dear" she said "Where art thou restroom for thy rectum shalt release thy filth of thee?"

Then Flitter was like "Make your own toilet you little shit."

After that, Octavia stood up like a boss and then said "I'm bigger than you!"

"I used to be bigger than you"

But then, Octavia was like, "SCREW THIS, I'M MAKING MY OWN TOILET". And so our classy pony went to a Lego store from out of nowhere and bought herself a "Make Your Own Damn Toilet" kit. She finished building it and sat there, reading newspaper while she shits a ton. Maybe she actually ate Taco bell. Everypony was like, "What dafuq?" and then she's all "Don't bug me". And then everypony else continued searching for an exit. Cloud Chaser then needed to pee. She said "Oh my glob, my bladder! Octavia, can you build me a toilet too?"

Then she said "Buck off, fitch. Make your own".

After that, Cloud Chaser said "Aw, mare. Fine, I'll pee on the grass"

As she peed on the grass, it crushed some portions of the core. Twilight examined the gold shower spilled on the grass and concluded that horse piss can shatter the very fabric of the core. Octavia, still taking a shit, ignored everything and just continued reading the newspaper which for no reason turned into a Where's Waldo book. The skin and bones of the core was like "AAAAAAAAA!" and then turned into tiny bite sized pieces, dude. Most of them were like, "Wee!" while the others were like "OMG! WTF?" and one of them was like "Muffins".

They found a man on the street, he said "Hey kids!" but Octavia was like, "I'm older than you!" but he said "I used to be older than you" and then Time Turner was like "Hey, I'm a time lord! Your insolence I no longer tolerate anymore!" but before he kicks Octavia in the shins, a lot of sub-bots crawl towards them. They seem to stalk them at every part of the world. The man inhaled some nonexistent air and yelled the words "RUN!" but Time Turner said "Teleportation?", then Twilight slapped his face with the energy cell Derpy picked up earlier and it's about to explode. "Stop being a faggot!" she said, and then she teleported all of them to the second layer, including the man and sub bots. Most parts of the first layer now crumples to dust.

"I remember this mistake before!" Twilight said "Ah, the good ol days". Turner then said "Are we gonna run or just die?" but she said "Teleportation?" and he said "My insults haunt me back" but then Octavia, still on the toilet, yelled on their ears and said "OH HURRY IT UP! OUR DIRECTOR'S FEELING A BIT TOO IMPATIENT NOW!" and Twilight said "Don't blame me, I didn't make this script.

The sub bots are chasing all of them but Octavia, as she had an excuse for the sub bots involving defecation. There seems to have no hope for them left, until the animator of those freaking sub-bots suffered a fatal heart attack. The sub-bots then ceased to exist, their journey in this motherbucking Subnet shall continu

I apologize, but I, The Writer, had a mental condition that time and had to beat up The Other Writer who messed up the story you just read above. Where did you stop again?

e. They then started to wonder where Octavia went. To their disbelief, they found her finally standing upright once again, walking towards them out of the cave, with clean toilet paper ~~taped~~ stuck on her flank. In the fate of her defecation, there is blood dripping from his hind leg. They first taught she had a menstrual, but as the shadow of the cave disappears, she has a metal claw, 12 inches long, impaled through her abdominal area. Blood isn't coming out of her mouth, as the claw missed all her vital organs. The sympathy of Twilight forced her to ask the latter what's wrong.

"Oh my dear loving savior!" Twilight screamed in agony and fear "What happened to you?"

"The sub bots did this to me" Octavia replied in a clear voice, meaning that she's okay. "But I can't seem to pull this claw out, as it has a hole at the end to keep it stuck in my flesh".

"If you don't remove that thing off you then you will get tetanus!" Time Turner exclaimed.

"It's only a makeup" Flitter said to them, a bit too annoyed by their role playing.

"Shh!" Everypony, including the man they befriended, said.

"Let's just get on with the story" Cloud Chaser whispered in a low tone still heard by the audience.

They then proceeded to find another portal.

In the night of Ponyville, the Submachine from Twilight Sparkle's tree house started to spark out several bolts of cyan colored electricity. Then, a flash broke out and then a group of humans, in Asian race, equipped with weaponry and supplies, were amazed to see a cartoon world.

"Man, this machine is awesome!" one of them exclaimed.

"Tumahimk ka!" their leader, a man donning a brown fedora and a trench coat in the same color, spoke "This might be a new world for us to conquer, and our terrorist organization will rise".

"Pero sir Giovanni," one of them who just came from outside asked, "Where will we get recruits? This city may look awesome but we can't find anyone to recruit, and our numbers are as low as a penis before erection".

"Mayroong tayong paraan" whispered Giovanni, in a calm voice, "We shall establish a company here. Let's hope that nothing stupid happens".

But one of them was screaming in pain. "SAKLOLO! MY LEG'S BEING EATEN!" one of the allies guarding the outdoors screamed.

"Diyos ko!" Giovanni yelled, "Divine intervention is NOT futile, even if you escape! Let's get the hell out of here!" They all, but one, then teleported somewhere else using the Submachine and went to 551, and never came back. The stuff they once held is now seated at the right side of the Submachine, close to the entrance, where the zombies once were. They disappear as they were holograms, and the one that bit one of their ally's leg was a brown dog. The soldier is left alone, or so his thoughts had said. A white alicorn, wearing a crown that shines from the light of the sun, with a mane and tail moving magically and majestically around the air, stomps the air in front of the lone man. She stands hugely, half a foot taller than him. She then asks several questions.

"Might I ask your name?" The white alicorn asks politely.

"Sargent Aragon Shahlavi of the Philippine Hackers Group, PHG for short. Sino ka?"

"Princess Celestia of Canterlot, current supreme ruler of Equestria and the controller of the sun" She said.

"Holy shit, you control the sun?"

"Yes, and my knowledge about magic is vast."

"And my knowledge about swallowing my own mucus without blowing it out of my nose is vast too! Shall I demonstrate?"

"I refuse. By the way, might I ask about the machine and what it does?"

"Nah, we just found it was there from out of nowhere. Say, are those real zombies or just holograms?"

"What I sent is holograms. What came here a long time ago were real. They disappear at the day and thrive at the night."

"But it's nighttime!"

"Night soil. There they are. Let's hide!"

Celestia teleported herself and the latter to Canterlot, which is now full of rich people and lights, currently having its entrance closed. Then the director told the following words:

WILL YOU GUYS HURRY IT UP? YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE OTHER SCENES TO DISPLAY. I SHALL FIRE THOSE WHO MADE THE SCRIPT AND THEN HIRE NEW ONES. THE READERS MAY GET BORED. THANK YOU.

"I shall foretell you something" Celestia calmly whispered to Shahlavi, "The writer may end this sooner or later"

"I know right." he said.

Back to Group Seven. They found something that looks like an escape pod rocket ready to launch. It's carved with bullet holes all over its body, but none ever penetrated through its metal and concrete shield. Octavia then checked if it still functions well. "Still works, has a button that says 'LAUNCH NUKE' on it with a rusty look."

"Say what?" Flitter exclaimed loudly, "Man, don't do anything that may cap our flanks out!"

"I just don't know what went wrong!" said Derpy, who's posterior has pressed the said button.

"SHIT, DERPY!" said Time Turner, "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BOMB WILL DESTROY ANYTHING IT TOUCHES? IT MIGHT DESTROY US AS WELL!"

The missile launched itself to an unknown target. It moves in a speed of 25 miles per hour, as fast as an elbow slash from a Bokator practitioner, which if you follow your elbow for at least four hours you've traveled to Philadelphia from New York.

"... Forget that, let's just go!" Time Turner said, a bit embarrassed from his actions.

"I agree" spoke Flitter.

As they stepped forward, they find a green disc that glows stronger as you move closer to it.

"Man, even MORE nuclear radiation!" Cloud Chaser has exclaimed in an excited voice.

"I see that the light does not give any effect to my body" Octavia, elegantly speaking.

As they stood there, Flitter pushes her sister towards the glowing disc, almost touching it, and it glowed strong enough to reveal several incomplete circular lines rotating around it like an atom's electrons.

"Oops!" Flitter apologized "I apologize for doing such, because I did that on purpose!"

"Why do that? You almost killed me!" Cloud Chaser said.

"Because it's fun?"

"Oh shut up."

"Whatever, sis. I'm the clumsy one around here."

"No, Derpy was."

Derpy then pushed all of them, touching the green disc. Then, they all turn into a glowing beam of light heading straight towards the 5th layer, as one of the telescope reveals. They travel to an unknown void of nothingness, and then reach the world of more nothingness. The 1st layer's edge.

The 1st layer is the dimension they were in all along, meaning to say that The Core is just another dimension that will slowly cease existence in the future; the portals are slowly shattering the very fabric of the 1st layer, along with urine.

"Thanks, our dear bloodied source of stupidity." yelled Octavia to Derpy.

"Am I in Muffin Land?" Derpy asked them all.

"Derpy," Time Turner then looked at Derpy's face, saying "If this is a land of muffins, there shouldn't be a large amount of black matter and darkness all over it, right? You, an inquisitive pegasus, must think more about the air around you."

"... Are you the brain specialist?" Derpy again asked another question to them all.

"No!" cried the sarcastic Flitter who knows about what Derpy is referencing, "No I am not the brain specialist. No! No I am not... Yes! Yes I am!"

"My brain hurts!" complained Derpy.

"This lead pipe's the solution..."

"Look, guys!" Twilight interrupted their conversation, "I have found this machine!"

It's a remote control. 8 buttons leading to 7 different dimensions (one missing), 2 strands of wire connecting to some sort of electrodes, a button that has the word "Anal" on it, and a lot of tape. Just like another piece of junk made by a kid from a nearby dump yard, it functions as a "toy" that leads to different dimensions in your childish little brain full of wonders when, in reality, you're just doing it like you're a total ass. Twilight made a duplication spell and turned the 2 electrodes into 14, and then they all wore it into their heads. They foresaw that all buttons are blue; Twilight presses the first one, nothing happened.

"Told you it's a toy" Flitter said to Twilight.

"Relax, let's try the second button..."

Twilight presses the second button, they suddenly teleport to a mysterious mosque of somewhat Arabic origin. They notice that everypony are still in their same positions, except the forgotten man they have befriended. Then they hear a large explosion in the volume of a small pomf, Octavia's sharp ears had heard the noise.

"Um, I heard that" Octavia had spoken.

"I hear nothing but bananas!" Derpy complained.

"Derpy, do bananas even sound like ANYTHING?" Time Turner asked Derpy a question that a six year old can answer.

"Um... Yes?" Derpy then looks at a bright star from far away.

"Wait... Is that the Star of Bethlehem?!" Twilight asked herself, "Yes! Now I can start studying about the phenomenon that caused the ancient star to appear for 2 years! Oh, this is a new discovery, I can't wait to conclude that this mysterious remote control of ours can be used as a time travel device!"

"Twilight" Cloud Chaser asked, "Are you sure that's the Star of 'Beat-lee-him'... However you say it, and not the nuke Derpy's iron backside has launched?"

"Let me get my spy telescope first..." Twilight then focuses her lenses at the night sky, concluding that it's indeed a nuclear explosion and not a supernova, a planetary conjunction, a comet, an alien UFO, or all of those combined.

"So does that conclude that every dimension in this mysterious world we're exploring is a whole?" Twilight asked to herself.

"Er, how about you press the first button again, like you did earlier. Pretty please?" Octavia asked Twilight, politely.

"Jeez, don't have to be very polite to do so..." Twilight then pressed the button and then they all teleport back to the 1st layer, which crumples to dust, again. They found the man's floating corpse, hanging on a lamp post by his underwear, seemingly looked like he got a wedgie before the explosion.

"... Well that was a waste of time" Flitter complained.

Back to the Filipino general and the Princess. They are having a conversation inside Celestia's palace.

"Ah, so my faithful student went to this so called 'Submachine', am I right?" Celestia asked.

"That question's already been answered twice now" Shahlavi told to the princess, "And the Submachine has 7 different layers, not just one."

"Really?"

"Here, I have proof..." Shahlavi then reveals a blueprint of some sort of map.

"This is the entire Submachine world" Shahlavi told Celestia, and then points his right hand's finger towards an "X" mark, "This is where we originated" and then slides his finger towards a small square, saying "And this is where we are now".

"So you mean that..." Celestia pauses for a moment, looking up in the sky, realizing that there's a small crack on the sky, and glowing a faint cyan colored light.

"Great, this is like the Matrix all over again" Celestia then trots around, thinking about what to do next.

"You all live in a dimension not authorized by people like us" Shahlavi told Celestia, "We're from a world not of yours, but we have broken the law."

"The law of what?" Celestia asked.

"The law of reality." Shahlavi's simple reply has made Celestia blow her mind. The general then continues his speech.

"We have added another law to the Ten Commandments of the Submachine world. That law states 'thou shalt travel many earths and discover more, but thou shalt not be thine vandal who ruins a third of thine beautiful art; he shalt be deemed responsible for any scratches one hast caused to thine beautiful cloth' meaning to say that if you scratch my clothes, you're dead."

"... Is that a joke?" Celestia asked.

"Yes. Only the parts with my clothes and not the Commandments part." He replied.

"Oh" Celestia sighed in relief, "I first taught you're trying to take my crown and get yourselves sent to the moon and-"

Suddenly, they realize it's already nighttime. The zombie horde has risen from where they once had fallen onto.

"Okay, are those the zombies?" Shahlavi asked.

"I'm afraid that's a yes" Celestia nods at the same time she said those words.

"Then we're fucked. Have a nice day" One of Shahlavi's assistants said (who somehow returned since he's loyal to his boss that time). "I'm not gonna listen to your gay karaoke again, Shahlavi! Ahem..." He then opens the door, with a lot of rotting hooves trying to grab him, "Who's hungry?" He asked the zombies, before he gets pulled outside and eaten for lunch, the door closing itself. Celestia, her men, and Shahlavi stare at the door in surprise.

"... I need vodka" Shahlavi requested.