The Princess of Song
Chapter 7
Previous ChapterNext ChapterQueen Treble Measure flees the scene, leaving everypony to mourn over Twilight. She could tell that she is the victim and somepony is out there looking for her. Scared and proud of herself at the same time, she quickly flies back to Canterlot Castle, where she is met by Princess Celestia's old Royal Guards.
"Thou shalt not pass!" they say.
"But I'm the queen! It's my castle, Geez! How goddamn braindead are you bucks?" Queen Treble Measure says, "Let me pass, you shitheaded peasants!"
"Fine. If you insist. But retired Queen Celestia won't be happy," they say, moving out of the way and lowering the drawbridge.
"Who cares about my lowly sister? What did I do wrong?" Queen Treble Measure says, "Isn't Twilight the culprit here? Why can't anypony see that?"
"What you did is a crime, My Queen," says one of the guards, "Twilight is a big part of Equestria. Her and her friends have saved it countless times."
Queen Treble Measure snarls, looking angry as hay with her face in his. "WHAT DID YOU SAY? GUILLOTINE, ALL OF YOU! YOU ARE THE ONES TALKING BACK TO YOUR QUEEN! YOU DARE TO MOTHERBUCKING DEFY ME, YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! OFF WITH YOUR EMPTY HEADS WHICH IT SEEMS YOU CAN'T GET OF YOUR LITTLE MOTHERBUCKING ASS!"
"Is everything alright, dear?" King Piano asks, "Why are you executing ponies on the spot?"
"Don't question my intentions! This time, I ain't gonna sugarcoat shit. They're as good as dead to me---- just like that dainty little princess and her five lardoffs!"
"That might not happen, sadly," King Piano Muse says, "They say they're here 'to put a stop to you'."
Queen Treble Measure faces Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. "Nice to make your acquaintance, dear sisters. Ah, it's been a while. Oh, I know! Since we're all together again, I was thinking we could have a family reunion! What do you say?"
They glare at her.
"Oh gosh. First you replace me and forget about me, and now you're finally back to say 'sorry'? Well, I'm afraid apologies don't come with violence. Surely you'd you know that," Queen Treble says, "For your big fat motherbucking information."
"Why did you kill Twilight?" Princess Celestia asks.
"Me? I did what I thought needed to be done. I'm the queen, aren't I?" Queen Treble Measure replies.
"Don't try to go around it, Treble Measure!" Princess Luna chimes in.
"And if I told you that I did kill your little replacement, there's nothing you can do really do about it," says Queen Treble Measure, "I had the chance to get my revenge and I took it. Didn't you always tell me to follow my heart?" She scoffs.
Powerless Against Me Lyrics
Queen Treble Measure (spoken) : You? Stop me? Ha! Not in your life!
(sung): It isn't the first time
You've had to think twice
And yet, you never paid the price
If you ever cared to listen
And keep the promises of friendship
Love and good sportsponyship
You'd see why I hate her so
I may be younger than you
But I'm much stronger and smarter
Than you two
Ever will be
So go ahead and stop me!
Just keep in mind
All my life I've been declined
Ignored, erased
All because of you
I've been replaced
So whatever you can do
These feelings bottled up inside
Can cause more power than you
In that case
You could say
I killed her because I needed somepony
To recognise me
For who I am meant to be
Face it, you're powerless against me
Princess Celestia: Magic, come to me!
Sister, we must combine it!
That's just the way that things
Are gonna be
We must be strong
We must do this together
Because we've been doing this all along
We must fight
We must find a way
To defeat her
Princess Celestia and Luna: She'll have to realise
The error of her ways
Queen Treble Measure: Silly sisters!
Didn't you hear what I've said?
Are you really that ignorant
To see that you will be the ones dead?
Silly sisters!
Thinking you could ever put a stop to me
You couldn't do it then
You can't do it now
So give up
And accept that this is how things
Are meant to be
Just keep in mind
All my life I've been declined
Ignored, erased
All because of you
I've been replaced
So whatever you can do
These feelings bottled up inside
Can cause more power than you
In that case
You could say
I killed her because I needed somepony
To recognise me
For who I am meant to be
Face it, you're powerless against me
Silly, silly
Ignorant, really?
Silly, pathetic sisters!
You can't get rid of the blisters
You've caused even of you tried
When you replaced me
You should've seen
How I cried
But no
That can't be so
You're here to end me
How could I possibly know?
What's next?
What's my next step?
I think to myself everyday
And sigh
It's not even my time yet
But you know I can bet
That I'm about to die
With no heir
Of age
So get rid of your childish dreams
Come into reality with me
You'll figure out
What your pitiful life really means
Silly, silly
Ignorant, really?
Silly, pathetic sisters!
You can't get rid of the blisters
You've caused even of you tried
When you replaced me
You should've seen
How I cried
Here's something to consider:
How would it feel if you were dead?
The entire Equestria
Watching the both of you
Lose your precious heads!
Then you'll realise
Have the concept
And you'll never replace me again
Let this be your lesson
Twilight is just somepony
Who you let in
And it killed me from inside
That's the reason why she died!
All because of the damage you caused
Just please, ignore your fantasies
And put them aside
TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS NOTHING
AND NEVER WILL BE!
Everything in Equestria belongs to me!
Just keep in mind
All my life I've been declined
Ignored, erased
All because of you
I've been replaced
So whatever you can do
These feelings bottled up inside
Can cause more power than you
In that case
You could say
I killed her because I needed somepony
To recognise me
For who I am meant to be
Face it, you're powerless against me
Drill it in your stupid heads
That's the goddamn reason
Why that shitheaded cunt is dead!
Princess Celestia and Luna are weakened and fall to the ground.
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