Fillydelphia Freedom

I plopped down on my couch in front of the TV. Kris sat beside me and glanced over at me. “What?” I asked with a shrug.

“You finally made another friend,” she said with a light smile. “Good job.”

I knew I should’ve been excited but, for some reason, I felt nervous. What if I offended her, or perved out too much? I didn’t wanna lose Bubble Butt. “I-I need to let off some steam,” I blurted out before I turned to Kris and grabbed her boobs.

“H-Hey!” Kris stammered with a blush. “What are you...”

“I just need to perv out a little,” I explained, before I sat in her lap and pulled her tube top over her tits. “Ah, there’s my sweet melons,” I cooed as I grabbed the mounds and stuck my face between them.

“Oh, dammit,” I heard Kris mutter. I knew she liked it but was afraid to admit that she did. Also, public affection makes her super embarrassed. It’s so cute how she tries to act so tough.

“It’s really warm in here, Kris,” I teased. “Are you getting hot?”

"D-Don't tease," she said softly, probably with a huge blush. I couldn't tell... since my face was between her tits.

Grabbing her boobies, I went to suck on her left nipple. "Mmm... Your nipples are so good."

Kris shuddered and wrapped her arms around me. "You're such a tease..."

"A tease?" I asked, before kissing her cleavage. "Fine. You want the real fun?" I then dropped to my knees in front of her and spread her legs.

"Damn, Blossom..." Kris gasped as I pulled her pants down to expose her pussy.

"Damn me?" I asked with a chuckle. "Damn, Kris. You aren't wearing panties?" I let out a giggle. "That's so fucking hot." I then dove in and began to eat her pussy.

As soon as I taste her deliciousness, I hear her moan out loudly. "Holy shit..."

It wasn't long into the eating of her pussy that there was a knock on the door. "Hello?" Came a familiar voice. "Blossom? Kris?"

"Derpy," I gasp, pulling my wet mouth from my friend's vagina. Standing up, I look at the door. "Shit."

Kris quickly stands up before leaning in close to lick the juices off my lips. "I'll be in the bathroom finishing up. I'll be out when I'm done." she then takes off into the bathroom to quickly finger herself to an orgasm.

I watch her leave before walking to the door. Fixing my clothes and clearing my throat, I open the door. Sure enough, there was Derpy. She was wearing a black double V knit tank top and shorts with sandals. The low neck line showed off a good deal of her cleavage... and, yes, I was staring. I think she knew, because she blushed a little.

"Hey," she said with a smile and a light wave.

I smiled back and stepped aside. "Come on in."

The gray mare entered our apartment and looked around. "Cozy," she commented, as I closed the door.

"Yeah, it's nice and homey," I said, before heading to the couch. "Care for a seat?" I asked, patting the cushion as I plopped down, myself.

She walked past me, heading to the window and looking out. "So, what did you want to do?" She asked. Pulling her gaze from the city, she noticed a notebook on my bedside table. "Just hang out?"

There was a muffled squeal from the bathroom, making both of us look over. I then looked at Derpy again and smiled, seeing that she had found my journal. "That notebook's got a bunch of stories I've written. Mostly about my friends. You're free to look inside, if you want. I'm not ashamed."

"Ashamed of what?" Derpy asked, picking up the notebook and opening it just as Kris left the bathroom. "Kris Floods The Bathroom?" She asks, reading the title of a story aloud.

Kris goes wide-eyed and rushes over to the gray mare. "Uh, yeah, no..." she says, snatching it away, making the pegasus jump. "Sorry, but, uh... No..."

"Blossom said I could..." Derpy said softly.

Kris hesitated before letting out a deep sigh. "Look, uh, Derpy... Let's just say a lot of these stories... aren't fiction. They're mostly... exaggerated retellings of true events." She then shot me a dirty look. "Events some wouldn't want others to know about."

I shrugged. "My life's an open book," I cooed. "Why can't yours be?"

Kris rolled her eyes and tossed the notebook onto the table. "You're impossible sometimes..."

"Yeah, but, you love that about me..." I teased, sticking my tongue out at her.

The pegasus eyed us both before asking, "Are you two... dating?"

I chuckled at that. "I've thought about it. But, we decided to remain as... close friends," I replied with a wink.

"Close friends?" Derpy asked for clarification.

"Veeerrryyy close..." I teased, winking again.

Both Kris and Derpy blushed and stayed silent, not one knowing what to say or do. I couldn't take the silence anymore and stood up. Walking over to Derpy, I threw an arm around her. "I'm sort of a huuuuuuuuuuuge pervert. I hope that's okay."

"Uuuuuuhh..." the pegasus mutters, her blush growing. "You're not going to... force me to have sex with you, are you?"

"Force?" I asked. "Ppbbbbfffffffff... I wouldn't have to force you... when that time comes." I gave her wink, making Kris facepalm. Derpy raised an eyebrow and just stared at me. I slowly remove my arm and clear my throat. "Um... Kidding?"

It took a moment, but Derpy suddenly smiled lightly. "You're fun. I like you. Just... don't assault me."

I chuckled and crossed my arms. "As long as I continue to take my frustrations out on Kris, I should be fine." Kris gave me a confused look while Derpy looked nervous. "Sexual frustrations."

"Ah, I should've guessed," Derpy sighed with a blush. "So, what, are you just horny all the time?"

"Ever seen those cartoons," I started to ask. "where there's one female character who likes to grab her friends' boobs and fondle them? The classic pervert?"

"Oh, so you're just... playfully perverted?" Derpy asked with a nod. "That's good... I think..."

I chuckled and elbow-bumped her. "Don't worry. I won't treat you like Kris unless you ask me to. Or say it's okay."

"Could you, maybe, not use my name when talking about that?" My buddy asked, rubbing the back of her neck. "I don't want my name being associated with... perverted playfulness."

I looked back and forth between them before smiling widely. "Imagine... One day, we are all so close with each other... that whenever we hang out in this apartment, or some other private place, we do so in the nude. No clothes. Just three friends hanging out naked. Letting everything out on display--"

I'm stopped by a hard smack to the back of the head. "Knock it off," Kris sighed. "You're being weird again."

"Wow, she's really perverted-- Hey, wait!" Derpy said, realizing something. "Earlier, when you seemed angry that I was going home to take a shower... Were you hoping I'd shower with you?"

I just stared at her. Shit, she figured it out. What was I to do? I had to make up a lie, right? I was bouncing back and forth between You betcha and Of course not as a response. You betcha? Of course not? You betcha? Of course not? You betcha? Of course not? "You of betcha not!"

"What?" Derpy asked, rightfully confused.

I cleared my throat. "You betcha."

Kris smiled at that. "She may be a total perv... but, at least she's honest."

I bit my lip as I stared at Derpy. "Um... Needless to say, I find you attractive. Just as I find Kris attractive. So, in my perverted mind, I've already come up with numerous scenarios involving you. I will not, however, act upon any of them. So long as you don't want me to, of course."

The gray mare smiled a little more. "You definitely are an interesting one... I like that. I think this it gonna be fun."

I smiled back at her. "Shall we get to hanging out now? Perhaps, tomorrow, we all head to the gym together as gym buddies?"

"Of course," Derpy said with a nod. "You two live closer, so I'll come over here first."

"Sounds like a plan," Kris said, shooting me a wink.

"And, who knows?" Derpy said as she headed towards the couch. "Treat me nice enough, and I may give you that shower you wanted."

I went wide-eyed and stared at her, as did Kris. "Uh... What?"

The gray mare giggled and dropped onto the couch with a cute grunt. "Just a shower. No sticking your fingers where they don't belong. Just two friends showering together."

I gave a chuckle and began making my way towards the couch, too. "Well, at least I'll get to see you naked," I said, dropping on the couch beside her.

"Perverted and blunt," Derpy commented.

"It's part of my charm," I cooed, before looking at Kris. "Come on. Let's show her one of our favorite movies."

Kris went wide-eyed. "I thought that one was for our special alone time together?!"

I stared at her before I burst out laughing. "Not that one, silly. The action-comedy."

Kris' whole face went red. "Oh. Right, that one..." She then walked over to sit beside me. "Yeah, that one's fun..."

I grinned at her before grabbing the TV remote. "Maybe one day, all three of us can watch that one during our alone time together..." Derpy eyed me, as I saw out of the corner of my eye. She didn't say or do anything. She quickly looked ahead again at the TV as I found the movie I mentioned. "Time for some fun," I say, hitting play.