Pinkie Pie Slams Her Head Against a Table

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1007

Pinkie Pie slams her head against a table many times.

Pinkie Pie slams her head against a table many times to make fruition a dream of hers.

Published 2020-05-06 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-05-06 01:50:01 UTC

Table

Pinkie Pie grew up in a sewer dream. Her sisters and her were the only ones who could escape the nightmare being felt inside. The thing they could do was play hip hop and dream of being impaled. That was the worst thing you could think of, but Pinkie Pie didn’t think so, she needed to breed her anger.

Pinkie Pie went and slammed her head against the table of Sugar Cube Corner. All the ponies looked at her distraught and watched as she did it once more. A slam of her head again and a piece of bone broke and the sound was a loud crunch. A few ponies ran out of the establishment and others screamed like scared ninnies.

Pinkie Pie screamed a blood curdled cry as she proceeded to slam her forehead to the table. Each slam got harder and more uncontrolled. Spurts of blood went over the table and Pinkie Pie laughed with each hit.

“Somepony call the police, somepony call the police!”

They continued to watch horrified. Their faces contorted to unimaginable features of disgust and terror. A few couldn’t watch the slammed brain matter that flew out of her cracked slit. Pinkie Pie knew she put in a show, but she couldn’t stop, her internal organs spewed pain through. The only way she could escape was to have slammed her head on the table.

Pinkie Pie finally paused her slam. It was rest time now for she got what she wished. A group of worms crawled out of her open wound. The worms that assailed her brain had disintegrated any sense of happiness or splendor. Some pain would help with the continued agony she felt, it helped with the boredom. Now she was free from her endless torment.

Then she stood up and gave out a horrifying beast cry. Her eyes overflowed with blood. A waterfall of brain juice fired out of her head crack. The worms shuddered, ponies ran for their lives at the sight, Pinkie Pie just stood up and went to the corner.

Pinkie Pie cried a long and dreadful scream. It continued towards the day where she could not think, she could not particulate, her brain matter scrambled, made it difficult to make thoughts. The thing left to do was to submerge her blood on the sweets. She needed to be a part of the sweets that carried her this far, to merge with the wondrous sugar that was cascaded by her waterfall.

The psycho semantics in the brain went to a dull hymn. There would be no escape from the tiresome death watch that assailed her mind. It was coming for her like no other creature, and she poured her juices over the cakes and sweets that comforted her for so long.

A skeletal figure came close, a scythe in hand, a prayer for the many.

“You poor creature” it said. “I’ve never seen such a wretch like this before”
Pinkie fell flat on the floor, a puddle of blood surrounded her beautiful corpse, her dream for the pain to end had finally coalesced. Her father molested her with his penis and tortured her with ass grabs and hurtful screams. The mother watched as the father slammed his penis inside Pinkie Pie and made her give birth to her sisters.

Pinkie Pie’s soul flew and arrived into the spirit realm. She smiled at the figure as he stared confused.

“Why do you look so cheery?” he said. “You do realize what you’ve done?

Pinkie Pie looked at the corpse that she once inhabited.

“Hey, I just needed to get the kinks out is all!” she said.

Pinkie Pie laughed a quick chuckle while it watched her. They both began to laugh harder, their breaths uncontrolled and wasted. Pinkie made a deep guttural laugh as the worms ate her hooves. It laughed as hard as he could, his deep chortles unable to contain within himself. Then, demonic laughter came from them both, deep with hard and horrific monstrous sounds.

The corpse then defecated black anus shit. It covered the wall, the cash register, and the treat covers that held the sweets. Suddenly, the police came within and watched the horrific scene. They couldn’t believe their eyes as blood and worms consecrated to a horrible mess.

The spirit of Pinkie Pie pointed at the two POE-lice and gave out even more demonic laughter. Her eyes turned black and horrific. Death would continue to laugh with them and their horrified faces at the scene they just encountered.

“Looks like they got the worst view in all of Ponyville!” she said.

One of the police screamed as a few worms tried to leap at her for sick kicks.

It couldn’t contain it, he laughed and chortled, his empty eyes fought back tears. He fell to the floor at how comedic this was. Pinkie Pie slapped her pony knees and laughed even more at her hilarious joke.

One of the police mares raised her plot in the air.

“Oh celestia, as awful as this view is, I need you to pull out my anal beads, its been stuck in their for several hours” she said.

The other lowered down, and with his tongue, pulled out the anal beads around the ring that stuck out from her ponut. She gave out a cry of orgasm as the anal beads went out of her one by one. Then, Derpy Hooves crashed through the ceiling and destroyed the wooden wall.

“Delivery is here, but for some reason its ticking?” she said. “Derpy Hooves dropped the delivery as the police watched”.

As it hit the corpse of Pinkie Pie, a loud beep sound came forth. It exploded and destroyed the Sugar Cube Corner. Wood flew everywhere, body parts were charred, and the spirits of the dead rose.

The police ponies watched as the two laughed and gave a slight frustrated frown at both of these two.

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