“A dark, cold, world... full of grief...” it was a voice. Who was the voice? Hm. You’ll find out yourself...
“Hey, Astro, are you ok?” Told you you’d find out. That was Astro’s cousin, YankeeFanMan. Astro’s full name was AstroFanMan. And guess what? He was also a Stickman. How great.
“What, Yankee? I’m in the middle of brooding...”
“Yeah, right. Anyways, I was going on a walk. Need anything before I go?”
“Nah, I’m fine.” Replied Astro. As soon as Yankee left, Astro grabbed his phone and started looking at YouTube videos.
“Hey, look at this!” Called an Ice Miner. A bunch of Ice Miners were mining ice (isn’t it obvious?) off the coast of Antarctica. The thing that the miner was talking about was a giant dragon head, stuck inside the ice.
“Well, let’s mine it out!” Yelled another miner.
“Can’t, the ice is to strong.”
“Well, let’s use a bomb!”
“Are you sure?”
“Sure!” Then, they launched a bomb onto the ice, cracking it open. Then, lightning started to strike. The ice ground cracked, and some of the machinery fell into the freezing water. Some of the miners tried to run, but when the ice cracked open, it revealed a giant dragon body, with 2 more heads. It also had 2 giant spiky tails and 2 giant wings. The tails hit some of the ice miners, killing them. Lightning struck again, and a giant lab fell into the water. A few miners tried getting away or Snow Bikes, but they just fell into the water. The ice continued to crack, and the giant dragon started to scream. One of the miners seemed like he was getting away, dodging giant falling chunks of ice and avoiding the cracking ground, when the dragon’s giant tail smashed into him. Then, the dragon started to grow (or regrow?) another head. Then, 8t let out a bloodthirsty scream, heard from miles away.
“Take that.” Says Squidward.
“Hehe...” chuckles Astro. Back at Astro’s house, Astro was just watching a Spongebob meme, when a news notification popped up on his phone.
“What the-“ he decided to check it out, it said:
“Giant dragon escapes Antarctic icebergs, heading towards Perfect Town (which is where Astro lives. Of course, he always said he wanted to move somewhere else because of how stupid the name sounds.).” Astro started to sweat intensely (1 because he was worried about Yankee, and 2 you’re about to find out about.), and he ran to the basement. He flicked on the light to reveal a giant deactivated portal. He and Yankee had been working on it for years, and this seemed like the time for him to use it. Then Yankee burst through the door.
“GIANT- DRAGON- HEADING- HERE!!!” Stuttered Yankee.
“WHAT?!?” Yelled Astro. Then, the roof ripped off, to reveal the dragon staring at them. Then, the dragon roared.
“COME ON, YANKEE! IN THE PORTAL!!!” Then, the portal activated, and Astro reached out his hand toward Yankee. But, Yankee tripped and fell into the portal without Astro.
“YANKEE!!!” Astro yelled. Then, he jumped into the portal as well. Following both of them, the dragon went in as well.
“AHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Yelled Astro. Astro fell out of the portal to discover he was falling through the sky. He looked around, no Yankee. But he did see pieces of the portal. He used them to construct a steel surfboard, and he tried to balance on it while falling in the sky. He then jumped off his surfboard and landed on a pillow.
“Well, I was lucky.”
“What the-“ Astro stood up to see a bunch of ponies gathered together, it seemed like congratulating some other ponies. It was unbelievable. Well, it was another dimension, so anything was possible. He decided to see what else was going on. He saw the ponies throwing the other ponies in the air, yelling:
“Hip-Hip-Hoary! Hip-Hip-Horay!”
“Unbelievable.” He thought.
“Talking ponies.” He decided to speak up.
“Um- excuse me!”
“Hip-Hip-“ the ponies all stopped and turned to face Astro.
“Yeah, um- hi. My name is AstroFanMan, and- funny story, I- umm... I just went through a portal into your dimension.” There was silence, and the a purple- unicorn with wings- spoke up.
“Excuse me- who are you again?”
“Like I said, AstroFanMan.” He replied.
“Alright... my name is Twilight Sparkle. And these are my friends.”
“Well, hello, Twilight Sparkle.”
“So, how did you get here?”
“You see, there was a giant dragon who almost killed me and my cousin, so we had to jump through a portal between dimensions to escape.”
“Yeah, that makes total sense (she was obviously being sarcastic. I mean like, who wouldn’t?). Astro knew she was being sarcastic, so he just rolled his eyes and said
“Well, I can’t fix the portal... I guess I’m gonna have to stay with you.”
“That’s great!” Yelled a pink pony.
“Excuse me, who are you?”
“My name is Pinkie Pie!” She replied with enthusiasm. Astro looked skeptic, but said
“Alright, ‘Pinkie Pie’. It’s not like is had a choice, so calm down.”
“What that?” Asked a Yak. Meanwhile, in a small village, a bunch of Yaks were surrounding a giant dragon laying on the ground. Suddenly, the dragon woke up and the Yaks began throwing spears at it. The spears did nothing, and the dragon started whipping his tail around, destroying houses and other things.
“Dragon to powerful- RUN!!!” Yelled one of the Yaks. All the Yaks ran out of the village, and a few of them fell down. The dragon happily ate the ones who fell with it’s many different heads. The Yak leader tried to defend the village by ramming at the dragon’s leg.
“Papa!” Yelled a girl Yak.
“Yona, run!!” Yelled the leader. Then, the Yak leader got struck by lightning.
“NOOOO!!!!” Yona yelled. Then, another Yak picked her up and carried her out of the village. They were all gone, each and every yak. The village was devastated, everything was on fire, it was chaos. Then, the dragon began to climb up to the mountain’s peak, and then, the dragon spread it’s wings, and let out a powerful roar.
Author's Note
Also, if you are wondering, Yankee is also a Stickman. Also, if you are wondering what Astro looks like COMPLETELY, he looks like my profile picture. Yankee’s the same thing, except red hair.
