Do it seductively
Sombra staired Twilight down but she was not going to budge. This was her opportunity to cause some mayhem and she would not let it slip by. “I said do it seductively.”
"How on earth am I supposed to dust a window seductively?" Sombra asked, donning a skimpy made's dress. "It's not really a seductive thing to do."
"You just have to get creative Sombra, use your imagination," Twilight insisted.
Sombra looked at the duster, there it lay on the floor taunting him. He wasn’t all that creative so he just sort of sat there for a while thinking of ways to dust the window seductively. Should he pick it up in his mouth? Would that be hot enough?
While he sat and thought about it the mares grew impatient. They wanted a show, not whatever this was supposed to be. Eventually, Twilight groaned “come on Sombra!”
"I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I could use some help!"
"Ok, I will help you, I am the most creative one here."
Sombra staired at Discord nonchalantly stuffing his face with popcorn. He could have sworn he heard discord volunteer to help. That couldn't be true, he must be hearing things. "I beg your pardon?"
"You'll be begging for a lot more later, ” Discord winked at Sombra a mischievous grin formed on his face. They wanted a show. He was going to give them a show. He snapped his fingers and transformed into a handsome stallion. He approached Sombra “you said you wanted help.” He said as a duplicate outfit of what Sombra was donning poped onto him as well “because I could do that, but only if twilight wants.” He said as he got up close and personal with Sombra. His face just a few inches from Sombra's.
‘It's my whim!" Twilight squeaked out at an unnaturally high pitch.
"What?" They both asked her, she squeaked so high and fast that Discord and Sombra genuinely didn't hear her.
"It's my whim Discord helps you...with cleaning."
"WHAT?" Sombra asked and he glanced from discord to twilight and back to discord. He sighed in defeat, he never once backed down from a bet. He would not start now and as weird as it was, he trusted discord to not go too far.
The mares did not answer him they only stared at the two stallions. It was sort of uncomfy even for discord. He realized that he would have to be the one to break the silence. “I guess we gotta dust the window just as the princess demanded." He took a second to whisper "let's give her a show we can tease her about forever" to Sombra
Sombra took one look at twilight. Fine, fine, she wanted a show. He'd give her one, discord was right they could always tease her about it later. He picked up the duster in both hooves, he placed those hooves over top his head “yes, dusting. Just as Twilight asked.” He said as he pressed himself against the window, his back toward the glass.
Discord slowly approached Sombra. Discord stuck both his hooves out and wrapped them around Sombra's waist, he then pushed Sombra up the window. Once Sombra was standing up above Discord’s head, he wiped the window. Discord then brought him back down. He moved slightly closer to Sombra's body and once again he pushed Sombra up the window. Sombra once again wiped the window, it didn’t matter if he was actually cleaning it. “Push me harder discord’ He said smirking at the mares whose eyes were glued to him.
"gladly “ Discord pressed his body against Sombra and pushed up a third time. This time he pushed him up so discord's face lay on Sombra's stomach. He saw the look of confusion on Sombra's face.
Discord smiled as this time he did not let Sombra back down, this time he continued to push Sombra up the window, slowly. His face getting closer and closer to Sombras sheath. He stuck out his tongue, he was so close he could feel the heat. Then just before he touched it, he brought Sombra back down. “Window is clean Twilight. Do you need anything else cleaned?"
"Yeah, Twilight do you?" Sombra asked as smug satisfaction rose through his body.
"Uh uhhh uhhhhh" Twilight stuttered she expected something but it was not this. She excepted them to fight against her whim. Maybe even call off the bet.
"What's wrong Twilight? I thought this is what you wanted, cleaning” Sombra continued, the two stallions just stared at her smugly. Her hesitation in what to do next only filled their self-satisfaction.
Twilight's wings were so pomfed it started to hurt but she didn’t care. She kicked over her bucket of popcorn, it was all she could think of doing at this moment. “Whoops. Could you guys get that?”
She heard a snap, and she was both disappointed and satisfied. They have given up, she thought, discord cleaned up the popcorn. To her surprise, it was still there but the floor looked to be freshly disinfected. “Of course princess.” She heard discord say as he leaned over to tell Sombra something. Something she could not hear. All the other mares in the room were on edge. Every pony enjoyed the window routine and was just as excited to see where this would go.
Discord trotted over to the popcorn as did Sombra. They bowed down in front of Twilight, but not to her. Their snouts were connected to the floor. They stuck their tounges out and slowly lapped up the popcorn on the floor, swallowing it whole until there was but a few pieces left. They both looked up at Twilight and without breaking eye contact they slowly licked up the last of the popcorn, held it in front of her, and swallowed it. “Floors clean,” they both said as they stared at a wide-eyed twilight.
The sound of buckets of popcorn toppling over filled the room, it was Celestia and luna, ‘oh luna how clumsy are we.” Celestia said feigning innocence, but not very well.
“Yes, sister, whatever shall we do? We are so sorry about your floor, Twilight." Luna added.
"Oh no, guess you two have more popcorn to clean,” Twilight said her face beat red from the last encounter but she did not take her eyes off those stallions. She and her friends watched with bated breath to see what happened next.
Discord lay his muzzle to the floor, licking circles around the popcorn only to then pick them up with a curl of his tongue and swallow it whole. He pressed his front hooves into the ground in front of him and slightly opened his legs. He made sure his tail stayed completely down.
Sombra trotted over to the back of him “oh no however will I get around you? Guess I just have to climb over you.” This caused all the mares to blush brighter and harder than before as they slowly realized what was going to happen. Those who had popcorn munch on it nervously.
Sombra approached the back of Discord, he put his front hooves on the sides of discords hips. In a way, he was having as much fun as the mares were. Their reaction to all this is what made it so enjoyable for him. Sombra started to move his hooves. His body hung over discord, his rump and Discord's are just a few inches away. Sombra thrust his hips down as if to enter his best friend, but he came up last second. His sheath was centimeters away from discord tail. He froze in place so the mares could see how close their bodies were before he started moving.
Sombra was now standing over Discord's chest, far away from his friend's rump. They heard a collective “sqeeeeee” from the mares. Sombra proceeded to walk over Discord's body, his friend's attention never left from ‘cleaning’ the floor. He was sort of impressed by that. Sombra stopped walking when his chest hung over Discord's head. He leaned down and stuck out his tongue. He followed Discord's movements in cleaning up the popcorn. Long slow strokes around it, pick it up and eat it.
Once the popcorn was gone discord rolled over, he stared up at Sombra's chest. “we cleaned the mess~" he purred out. If some creature were to ask if he was turned on, he'd say no. But it would be a giant lie, how could he not be?
"Oh my..." Fluttershy said, her two words summed up an entire group's thoughts.
The group of mares just stared at the both of them, they weren’t even blushing. That’s when twilight realized what was happening. She really should have seen it sooner. They were turning them on! On purpose! It wasn't about losing the bet, they were planning for something. Were they planning on future blackmail? She wasn't sure but she would stop the possibility right then and there. If they were gonna tease her later she needed something to tease them back with. “Your mouths are dirty." She watched as their smug faces turned into concern.
“You should clean up. If you don't want to you could just say mistress twilight, we submit. I'll free you from serving my every whim for the next two weeks." As soon as the offer left twilight's mouth she wondered if she had gone too far. They could stop it here, this was just a game and the participants had to be willing. Something they agreed on after luna went too far with one of her whims. She sighed thinking that's how this was going to go, they were gonna call quits. In a way, she would win but she should have drawn it out more. She was surprised when she noticed a fire in their eyes
"I submit to no pony" Sombra said with a growl.
"I will never say that! Authority is stupid! All authority is stupid. No offense Twilight." Discord gave a light chuckle. He was not going to refuse a kiss.
Sombra looked down at discord “don't do anything weird…..please... I know chaos is your thing but-"
Discord interrupted him, wrapping his hooves around Sombra's neck and bringing him down. He kissed Sombra lightly which got him wild screams from every mare in the room. This is not how he thought this day would go...but he wasn’t complaining.
They remained kissing for a couple of seconds, only for Sombra to pull away. “Welp that happened.”
Discord just smiled at Sombra and laughed as he brought him into another kiss this time Discord licked Sombra's lips, leaving a small trail of saliva behind. "I have no regrets."
Sombra just stood there stunned but not for long as they heard a couple of thumps come from the mares. In a panic they looked back over to see that most of them fainted, the only ones left standing were twilight, cadence, and radiant hope. Sombra and discord saw the opportunity for a small amount of revenge and set their sights on a new plan.
"Is that all you require us to clean Twilight?" Sombra asked.
No answer
"Because if you think about it, we are both so very dirty." Discord said as he moved his lower hooves from in between Sombras legs to outside of them, his legs now spread open wide. "I guess we should just continue to clean ourselves?"
Sombra smiled, no longer stunned as he put this new plan into action. "I guess we should." He said he sat his flank right in font of discords, just a few centimeters away.
"Oh, Sombra I'm so dirty."
"So am I," he said as more thumps sounded off. The two of them looked back to see that only Cadence stood. Of course, she would be last to faint. "so now what?"
"Now we have sex in front of Cadence, do you have a preference for who bottoms?" Discord knew that no dirty talk would work for Cadence. Just straight to the point. That's what would get her.
"I'd rather not bottom."
"Figures, guess I will." Discord said as he rolled back around so he was on all fours. He lifted his hips to present to Sombra but he kept his tale down.
Thump
The two stallions smiled at their accomplishment. No creature could have seen this coming but the stallions were glad they could manipulate the situation to their desired outcome. "finally, that took forever. Now that there all out wanna go eat all of Twilight's favorite ice cream? For revenge, also all this sexual tension is making me hungry."
"Sure discord. That sounds great." Sombra said as he got off his friend, helping him up. They trotted off together to Twilight's freezer but Discord left Sombra wondering. Maybe they should? The mares were out, they would never know. He considered his options as he watched his friend pull out Twilight's favorite flavor of ice cream. Daisy.
Author's Note
this is something I wrote into existence. yup. YUUUUUUUUUUUP
