Chapters Equestria Girls Random Moments
Filthy Rich passes by the sidewalk totally unconcerned. If he had only noticed, he wouldn't have fallen into that uncovered hole that connects to the sewer system. Fortunately, Sunset Shimmer saw everything and rushes to aid the troubled man.
"Mister Rich, are you alright?!"
"Of course I'm not alright. I suffer from claustrophobia and I can't take another second trapped in this hole!! Please help me!"
"I'm afraid I can't get you out by myself! But don't worry, your company is a couple of blocks from here. I'll go there and get some of your employees to give me a hand!"
For a moment Filthy Rich says nothing. Then he ask a question. "Tell me Sunset, what time is it?"
The girl checks the screen of her cell pone. "It's 11:00 am."
"Then don't go to my company yet. Wait until 1:00 pm and then you may go."
The answer puzzles Sunset. "But why until 1:00 pm?"
"So they can come here and get me out during their lunch break."
Twilight Sparkle is at Chemistry class poing some calculations for a new formula when Derpy Hooves enters. She looked worried about something.
"Hey Twilight, can you get me out of a doubt?"
"Sure. What is it about?"
"Tell me if this smells like chloroform to you, please." Derpy places a cloth soaked with the product over Twilight's nose and mouth, who soon falls unconscious under the effects of it.
"Oh, come on! Another person pass out and I'm still in doubt!"
Derpy leaves the room very upset looking for someone else who can help her. Behind her several students lie stretched across the school's corridor, all victims of the chloroformed cloth.
The sound of the doorbell rings out inside a massive mansion, Butler Pinkie Pie rushes to answer the call.
"Good afternoon young lady, I'm the doctor. I came to see the patient."
"Hello Doc, please follow me." Pinkie Pie leads the doctor through the main entrance and up the stairs. "Madame has head trauma."
Pinkie's comment holds the doctor's steps. "Hold on, you said she only had a headache!!"
"And it was true!" Pinkie Pie assures, "but then it passed her. So, in order you don't felt like you came in vain, I took one of the bronze sculptures in the main room and hit her on the head several times."
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were on a journey through the desert. Everything was going well until the jeep stopped suddenly.
"Damn! This thing ran out of gas." Rainbow Dash exclaims while reviewing the source of the problem. The worst of the case is they were in the middle of the desert and very far from reaching their destination.
Several hours passed and the girls were still wandering aimlessly, suffering under the harsh sun. They're about to fall until Pinkie Pie spot something in the distance that she didn't expect to see.
"Dashie, look! It's a soda stand! WE ARE SAVED!"
"Make a way, I want a cold one!"
Thus, both teenagers orders as many drinks they wanted. They drank until their thirst had been quenched, making a total of twenty sodas for each one between bottles and cans.
"Ahhhh ... that's better. Okay Pinkie, time to go. Onward!" Rainbow gets ready to resume their journey when the young man behind the counter stops them for a second.
"Wait, the bill still needs to be paid."
"... Bill? What bill are you talking about?"
"The bill of everything you have drunk, of course."
"How! Isn't this supposed to be a mirage?!" Pinkie Pie cries puzzled by this fact.
Rarity pulls her belongings out of her locker to go home with Sweetie Belle but a loud noise catches her attention. She pauses for a moment to listen the origin of said sound, which comes from the Arts and Crafts class.
Looking around, she finds Cherry Crash deforming the plastic chairs in place with her own bare hands.
"Cherry Crash! What are you doing?"
The aforementioned turns her head back to the fashionista. "Oh! Hey Rarity. Don't mind me, I'm just mad."
The statement does not justify the behavior of the green haired girl. "I can see that darling, but could you be more speciffic please?"
"I had an argument with my idiotic boyfriend."
"And that's why you're taking it out on the chairs?"
"Don't worry, once I'm finished I'll return them to their original form. After all these are molding chairs, right?"
"No, you silly! Those are folding chairs. FOL - DING !" Rarity corrects her.
Fluttershy invited Applejack to her backyard to see some trees that grew. In the place were several leafy and intact trees, except for a couple of them that had a huge hole in their trunks.
Applejack suggested those trees with a hole should be cut down so other trees can grow in their places. Fluttershy was not convinced at first, but in the end she agreed to do it.
Two months passed since then and Applejack is carrying a wheelbarrow with her. "I'm going to need firewood for the barn. Surely Fluttershy will be able to give me the logs from the trees he cut."
When she get to the Shy's backyard Applejack finds a mound of lumber crowded in a corner, but at the same time is shocked to see all the trees in the place were cut down save for the pair that had holes in their trunks!
"Sorry Applejack. I mistakenly cut down the trees that were fine," says Fluttershy sadly, "but look: with a metal bar placed between the two holes, some ropes and a board I've built Angel his own swing."
And sure enough, the little rabbit was swinging back and forth happily.
Friday night. Several people spent their time inside a nightclub either talking, laughing at anything or demonstrating their talent for music to the rhythm of karaoke.
Then another client enters the place. Is Discord who draws the attention of the public with a serious gaze . He choose a table, takes seat and order a glass of the most expensive liquor the house can offer.
"When Discord drinks, everyone drinks. Cheers!" Discord swallows the drink after making the exclamation. The public imitates his example with great enthusiasm. They liked that guy already.
Then Discord takes out his wallet. "When Discord pays, everyone pays." He says.
However everyone is silent. Minutes later, Discord saw himself running for his life as he is been chased down by the furious nightclub diners all over the streets of Canterlot City.
Author's Note
Hello everyone!
This is just a fanfic involving very absurds and shorts alternate or randomized events that have no connection to each other and do not have an exact chronology, where anyone of the characters from the franchise can have the main role in all kinds of situations, anywhere and at any time in history.
If you like those situations leave a comment, if not then leave a comment as well while I'm updating this fic within those days. I'm wishing all of you a nice day and very Happy Mother's Day.
Equestria Girls Random Moments
"Rainbow Dash," Applejack calls for the athlete girl before both of them can get into their classroom, "some guys told me you ran into Cloudy Kicks last night, then you insulted her and finally punched her. Is that true?"
"Well... yeah, it's true." Rainbow Dash answers carefree.
"What's wrong with you? If you had already insulted her, why hit her too?!"
"Because I recalled Cloudy is half deaf, that's why!" The rainbow haired girl responds to Applejack's annoyed gaze.
Adagio Dazzle travels the road on her motorcycle; the wind raises her thick, fluffy hair. On the way she spot a blurred figure. Approaching she realizes said figure is Sunset Shimmer, who is fixing the engine of her car, so Adagio decides to mess up a bit with her Equestrian fellows before continuing her journey.
"Hey Sunset, do you have gasoline?"
Sunset checks inside the vehicle, pulling out a jar. "Yes, I have."
"Then spray it over it and set this thing on fire!!" Adagio says laughing out loud before going along the road.
Wallflower Blush is waiting to be called for her test at the Driver's School. Soon, Lily Valley and Daisy get close to her.
"Hello Wallflower! Ready to earn that driver's license?"
"I don't know girls, I'm very worried. Even though I prepared myself all the week, I feel like I'm going to fail the exam."
"Cheer up girl, you'll do pretty fine. I was been told around there your instructor is going to be Fluttershy, she is quite patient and speaks to you with ease. With her you have secured your license!" Daisy assures Wallflower.
The green-haired girl feels a little calmer with those encouraging words. And just in time because it's her turn.
(An hour later)
"Now, park between those two cars."
Wallflower follows Fluttershy's direction. Very carefully locates the vehicle between both cars without hitting or scratching them.
"Is that okay?"
"Excellent! You only have to make one 'U' turn on this street to finish the evaluation."
As in the previous steps, Wallflower Blush drives the car in the given direction without any impasse.
"So... how did it go?" The florist asks nervously. Her answer came in the form of a passing grade on the application form Flutershy had within her.
"You've made it Wallflower, congratulations! High five."
Suddenly five vehicles are violently thrown into the air following a powerful impact. The car both girls were in is now a pile of scrap metal. Wallflower comes out with the rudder in hand.
"Done. I've sent those five high in the air. What's next?" She ask Fluttershy, who was knocked unconscious after the crash.
Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna are at the bus stop waiting for their transportation. Luna looked quite sulky today, so Celestia decides to cheer her up a bit.
"Come on sister, rejoice! There is no reason to put on that long face. I always say: one must see the good side of all things in this life."
"Can you tell what's the good side of a toothache?" Luna shows Celestia with great difficulty the left side of her face, which presented an enormous inflammation in the jaw - specifically, at the level of the lower second molar.
Inside the operating room of a hospital, the surgeon on turn prepares to receive the scheduled patient in order to begin with the surgery as usual. After anesthetizing the patient, the doctor calls Rarity.
"Scalpel."
"Scalpel." Rarity reaches for the short instrument. Before making the first incision, the surgeon sharpens it a few times.
"Doctor, please don't sharpen the blade so much," warns Rarity. "Remember that so far there are already three operating tables you split in half this month with that thing."
On a rainy afternoon, a man walks into a bookstore runned by Pinkie Pie. The pink girl pays to serve her client.
"Good afternoon, sir! What can I do for you?"
"Tell me, do you have the book How to Make a Million? "
"Sure! I'll bring it right away." After searching and rummaging through the shelves, Pinkie Pie finally finds the mentioned book. She shows it to the man so he can take a look.
However…
"This book is useless!"
"Why? Is something wrong?" Pinkie asks puzzled by the client's abrupt reaction.
"Happens it's missing half of the pages. Look!" And certainly, that book doesn't contain half the sheets it is supposed to present.
"Well, half a million is better than nothing!" Pinkie Pie exclaims with a mischievous smile.
Equestria Girls Random Moments
One morning like everyday Spike the dog plays in the garden with his toys when hears some tiny cries for help. It's a family of mice that had been cornered in an alley by a couple of stray cats, ready to pounce on the helpless creatures. Seeing the horrible scene, Spike decides to intervene.
Quietly he gets behind the grimy cats, takes a deep breath and lets out a terrifying roar that scares off the agressors, who run towards the exit of the alley without noticing the puppy's trick. The mice are relieved after witnessing how this dog saved their lives without thinking twice. One of them, who seems to be the patriarch of the family, approaches Spike to express his eternal gratitude.
"May your life be full of blessings, child. We are indebted to you!"
"It was nothing, mister. This is the result of learning foreing languages." Says Spike as he and the mice leave the alley.
An afternoon Timber Sprunce is visiting, Twilight Velvet calls him to the kitchen.
"Timber, would you be so kind to repair the microwave please?"
"But Mrs. Velvet, you know I'm not good at those things. Remember the last time you wanted me to repair the refrigerador, your husband ended up buying a new one."
"Exactly ." Velvet clarifies with a malicious smile on her lips.
In the waiting room of a hospital there is a man who keeps turning around again and again. His wife was giving birth about an hour with twenty minutes ago and he hadn't get any news of her yet, neither about his future son or daughter. The poor man is on the verge of total collapse.
Suddenly the doors of the delivery room opens, Sunset Shimmer comes out carrying a small bundle covered in white sheets.
"Congratulations sir, is a boy and he looks a lot like you."
The distraught man rushes to see his firstborn, taking him carefully to take a closer look at the infant. "Thank you so much doctor! I don't know how to thank you."
"Well, you could start by giving me your autograph if it's not too much trouble." Sunset hands the gentleman a piece of paper with a pen. This creates quite a bit of strangeness to the new parent.
"But doctor, there must be a mistake. I am an ordinary person, I'm not a celebrity or anything like that."
"Oh, do you think so?"
And behind her came Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Fluttershy carrying twelve more babies on their arms.
Sunny Flare takes a seat at a table inside a coffee shop, texting as she waits for her order to be brought. Although she wouldn't be alone for long since Sour Sweet passes by her side.
"Sunny, I was looking for you everywhere! I need you to do me a favor, can you?"
"Sure," Sunny puts the phone down to attend her friend. "What it is about?"
"Lend Royal Pin $ 120."
"And why do you want me to lend him that amount?"
"So he can pay them back to me. The bastard has been owing me for a month !"
Teddy is on his way home after completing his workout. On the way he sees Flash Sentry with his left arm in a cast and carrying a ball with his healthy arm. Teddy decides to go and pay him hello.
"Hey Flash! What happened to you?"
"Hi Ted, I got injured playing rugby." The blue haired teen answers.
This statement does not seem to convince Teddy. He had known Flash for as long as he can remember and never in his life he watched him practice said sport.
"Yes, I know it seems unbelieveable to you but it turns out it's a tradition in my family to play rugby."
"I can picture it." Says the young athlete.
"And if you're still unconvinced, wait until I show you the family's radiography album."
Rarity invited Sonata Dusk to spend the afternoon over the weekend. When coming back from shopping at the mall, they finds Sweetie Belle sitting on the couch watching TV.
"Sweetie Belle, are you still attached to that thing?"
"Yes." The girl answers without taking her eyes off the screen.
"Since when?"
Sweetie Belle makes an effort to remember how long she's been tuning channels. "I think since you went out."
"But that was three hours ago! Don't you realize watching TV for a long time hurts you?"
That catches the younger sister's attention. "Hurts me? Why is that?"
"Because it turns people into mindless brutes."
"She's right." Sonata seconds Rarity, "and that's why I never watch TV."
Now Rarity is glaring at the Siren. "Wich side are you on. Mine or Sweetie's?!"
Author's Note
If you are wondering wich roar Spike emulated, just think in any big creature or terrifying monster you've seen ever. To me, he imitated this roar:
Equestria Girls Random Moments
Zephyr Breeze is focused at one of the many games installed in his laptop, sitting on the sofa with a can of soda by his side. Fluttershy approaches him with a reproachful expression.
"You know Zephyr? Life is not only about coming from school, having a drink and playing around."
The blonde guy pauses the game to meditates about his younger sister's words. "You're very right Fluttershy, won't you have a bag of peanuts with you by any chance?"
Fluttershy looks at Zephyr Breeze in frustration before rolling her eyes and leave the room.
"Umm ... Rainbow Dash, it is necessary we have to do this?"
"What kind of question is that? Of course we have to do this! The sooner we finish, the better."
"But don't you think it's bad to cut down these poor trees?"
"Actually, yes. But if you want to get passed over one of these days-"
Fluttershy didn't need to hear another word from her friend as she cuts down the tree with a single movement.
Then both girls cross the other side of the neighborhood to repeat the same process. However, their actions weren't going to be unnoticed because Twilight Sparkle and Spike were seeing it all.
"Can somebody explain me what is happening here?" The purple haired girl with glasses asks in an authoritative voice, placing her hands on her hip.
"Hi Twilight, hi Spike!"
"Hi girls!" Spike returns the greeting, "Twilight and I were going to shop at the store, yet we couldn't help but see how those trees were knocked down. That's illegal, right?"
"We know is ilegal Spike, but this is nothing but an heroic effort at the best interest for society." Declares Rainbow Dash defending fervently her actions.
Twilight obviously finds no logic in the athlete's incongruous response. "That's absurd! What does it have to do with social interest?"
"Because Derpy got her driver's license today and she already bought a new truck." Fluttershy answers with fear of just thinking about it.
Jet Set and Upper Crust are watching the sunset while being on the seafront of a beach. An image so wonderful it seems to come out from a fairy tale.
"Don't you think it's beautiful?" Upper Crust asks.
"Yes, it is. But I'd better go to another beach." Jet Set answers without much interest.
The Crystal Prep's girl gets really upset. She had been planning this romantic moment all week for this asshole wanting to leave just like that!
"And why do you want to go to another beach?!"
"Because I'm already bored of waiting for the sun to go down." Says Jet Set while moving on.
The Apple family is eating lunch, all save for Apple Bloom who hadn't touched her plate.
"Apple Bloom, eat before your food gets cold." Granny Smith says to her grand daughter. However the younger Apple continues without trying her food.
"I... I'm sorry Granny Smith, I don't want to eat."
"Very well. If you aren't willing to eat your food, then you won't get any dessert."
"Neither you all. I've ate them moments ago." Apple Bloom says with a nervous smile.
Mr. and Mrs. Cake passes through the aisles of the supermarket carrying supplies for the Sugarcube Corner and their home. Reaching another section, a product offer catches the attention of Mrs. Cake.
"Look at this darling: Three large packages of dog food for just $102. We're bringing them!"
"But sweetie, why do we need that stuff? We don't even have a dog for starting." Mr. Cake asks concerned about the unnecessary acquisition made by his wife.
"And what's the matter? We buy a dog and voila . Problem solved!"
A rather dismayed man arrives at Pinkie Pie's office. She goes out to greet him. "Good afternoon sir, what can I do for you?"
"Please doctor, tell me what is my wife's status?"
"I don't know. I don't have her on my MyStable's contacts." Pinkie Pie replies with a smile.
Principal Celestia enters a restaurant and orders a roast chicken garnished with salad as a starter. However, she couldn't be able to take even a small piece of the meat because she can't cut the chicken with the utensils; and it had been like this for about twenty minutes, which increased her frustration.
One of the waiters who passed by is aware of the situation and approaches to offer an advice. "Excuse me ma'am, what if you try to use your hands?"
"I very much doubt it's going to work with my hands. This chicken has steel muscle." Says Celestia, showing the waiter both knife and fork now deformed after many tries to cut the chicken.
Sunset Shimmer takes the bus that would drop her off at a stop near her apartment. What she never counted on was the enormous number of passengers who got on the vehicle making it almost impossible to move inside it, so Sunset has to manage to make room for herself. While moving Sunset drops a young man's wallet to the floor, so she quickly picks it up.
"Hey buddy, you dropped this. I hadn't noticed where I was going and-" suddenly Sunset Shimmer finds something inside that wallet she never thought to find.
"But it's a picture of Twilight!"
Sunset grabs the boy by the collar of his jacket, lifting him until almost hitting his head against the roof of the bus. "You freak! Why is that picture doing in your wallet? Who gave it to you?!"
Seeing there is no answer, Sunset opts to get off her transport and go directly to Twilight's house with the aforementioned photo in hand. Once arrived, she starts calling for her.
"Twilight?... Twilight! Where are you?"
"I'm here!" Twilight comes down the stairs from the second floor to meet Sunset. "What's going on? Why are you screaming so much?"
"I ... uh ... err ... Because a guy stole my wallet on the bus!" Sunset Shimmer breaks down in tears not having the courage to tell Twilight what happened, much less about the picture found inside the stranger's wallet.
Author's Note
Well, that's all folks!
The idea of making these shorts plots came during my boredom. Later, the plot came to my minf and I've said: "Why not?" So I started to write them before it passes out. I thanks for all the views and the like this fic received (and maybe it wasn't the king of story somebody is looking for, but I appreciate it. Really!).
Until next time, and have a nice day!
