Chapters Last day on earth /edited
Last day on earth
On the 11th of March, 2014, I got myself a copy of Titanfall. I loved this game. I played it for 6 hours a day for almost 4 years. That game was only the beginning, for on October, 2018 I got Titanfall 2 and everything lost all importance to me. I played that game, like the first, for most of my days until another 4 years.
On February 9 , 2020, I finished making my first cosplay and went to my first convention as a grapple pilot from Titanfall 2. Grappling was my tactic in the game, I was a master so that's why I chose it. Well back to the main topic, I was excited to go to my first convention, draped in my cosplay that took 5 years to craft, mostly to change from Titanfall 1 grapple to Titanfall 2,
Maneuvering through crowds of people till I get to the main event, and buying Titanfall merch, I must say some of it was... lacking. I could not, for the life of me, find my favorite titan figurine, n’or any other good Titanfall merchandise. Swooping me out of my distraction, I heard someone call me out.
She was playing as her character, so I might as well role play as mine, right? " Well fire and tight spaces with me in them aren’t a good mix." I reply, chuckling along with my well practiced Russian accent. " Plus, the last titan went up in flames."
She laughs. "Hope it was the IMC titan that you set on fire this time."
"Does 3 piles of scrap metal, and 6 piles of dust count?" All I hear is her laugh...You may think that’s normal...But... I could not hear anything else. No one else was around, not even in the booths next to her. This should be a big sign that something is not right, but I forgot about it after seeing a scorcher titan with an ax.
"See something you like, pilot?" She spread out her arm around her showing different things I did not notice. A Marvin figure, a Longbow-DMR on a stand fully upgraded with a Variable Zoom
Seeing all of this, I looked her dead in the eyes even though I'm wearing a helmet I think she gets what I'm getting at. "How much for all of your Titanfall merch?" All she did was look around at everything at her stand.
"How about this? I give you all of this for free, if you pay for this and a spin on the reincarnation wheel?" She pulls out a figurine of a Spyglass, and what seems to be a phone in a metal cover. "All of this costs $3000. If you have the money, you get everything, even what's on the wheel." Looking to her right, I see a spinner that wasn't there before with different game titles that should not be out at all, like Titanfall 3, Metal Gear 8, Fallout 5, and what really stood out to me was a mystery space that said ‘wild’ on it.
Digging through my pocket on my shirt, I pull out my wallet. "How much are the spins for the wheel?"
"The spin is usually $2000, but for you it's only 1 grand." She had a creepy smile tainting her face. "And, yes, you can get an extra spin if you want, but the second spin will cost you $2000." Well... at least she got where I was going with this.
Taking out $5000 from my wallet, she gladly takes it, proof-counts it, then moves the spinner to me. "Well I hope I still got some luck in the tank for this spin!" Grabbing the handle, I let it rip and it went crazy spinning faster than I thought it should have gone.
It spins round and round, coming to a steady stop on Titanfall 3. I hear a pop sound, and confetti rains down upon me. "Congratulations on getting the new fan made game, Titanfall 3!" She gave me a trunk with what I assume is everything I bought. "Come back tomorrow to spin again. It's getting kind of late and I bet you want to play that game badly, don't you?"
Nodding my head, I pick up the metal trunk and carry it out the convention into my car. Looking around, I finally notice that it's already at least midnight. There are no people, no cars, nothing, which creeps me out. Getting into my car I drive out into the road, about to drive right to the hotel till I hear a loud truck, scouting around, I see nothing until I look ahead again and only see Headlights.
All I felt was extreme amounts of pain, then nothing, I try opening my eyes, but all I see is black. "Am I dead/" Was all I could think about, then I felt someone shake me. "После пробуждения мы почти в зоне падения." (Wake up, we are almost at the drop zone!) My eyes shot open, and I currently see a 6’9 buff pilot who had a deep ass voice.
Looking around I see that I am in a grunt drop pod, looking down at myself I see that I am dressed like a grunt, I was sitting down holding a Longbow-DMR with a normal scope. "Что я делал прошлой ночью." (What did i do last night.) The pilot slapped my back.
"эй, обратите внимание." (hey pay attention.) He moved my face to look him in his visor. " Мне нужно, чтобы ты прикрыл мою задницу." (I need you to cover my ass.) He pats my cheek. "оставайся сосредоточенным и следи за своим окружением. Мне не нужно, чтобы ты умер там, ты меня понял." (stay focused and watch your surroundings. I don’t need you to die there, you understand me.) I just nod not knowing what to say.
He sits down as the pod starts moving, Looking out the window I see that we just past the clouds. "готовьтесь." (brace yourself.) I hear someone yell out before the pod shakes, crashing into the ground, the pod door bursts open as everyone runs out fast. Running out all I see is a war zone and now I'm apart of it.
"Uncle did all that really happen." a young Scootaloo yells out.
"Yes, this did happen now do you want to know how I got here?" Looking around the room everyone just nods.
3 Years later
Walking inside an old loader titan walks by me that looks like it's about to break. Nope everything on this planet is old, the titans are the older outdated models, the robots are mrk I, a lot of towers look like they're about to fall over, we have to wear com packs so we can communicate because the communication tower fell over 2 years ago.
As I'm walking back to my dorm I'm suddenly pulled into a room I have never been in before. "Блядь."
"I didn't pull that hard, now come here I need your help with this project." Looking around I find myself in one of the labs used for cybernetics testing.
"Что, почему ты притащил меня сюда." A hand comes out of nowhere as some woman with a gas mask gets in my face.
"shh shh shh I have no idea what you're saying vodka man." She said in a crazed whisper.
"Uncle what is vod ca!" A young Applebloom yells out.
"It's vodka and it's an alcoholic drink that is very strong that could kill you ponies." Rainbow dash speaks up.
"I bet I could drink it." I flick her on the nose.
"Shut it and sit down now where I was, ah right."
"бля ты сказал тупица." I stare her down giving her a stink eye.
"Still have no idea what your saying.~" She says in a sing-song voice. "Now I need you to strip and lay down on this table."
"что."(what) She just pulled up her mask and gave me a dirty look. "Хорошо, перестань так на меня смотреть."(Alright stop giving me that look.) Stripping down fully nude I lay down on the metal table as the doctor, I think, is messing with something.
She turns around "Wow you didn't have to be fully nude you could have kept your shorts on." looking closely at the doctor I see that she is only wearing a lab coat male boxers. She has spiky black hair that if straight it would go down to her shoulder, she had one red robotic eye the other a blue human eye. She was white like almost albino white, her arms and legs were replaced with cybernetics and one of them just injected something into my arm.
"Блядь."
"So, you want to know what really happened on the day I died ... Do you think you're ready to hear it?" All heads in the room nodded. Leaning forward in my chair and taking the cigar out my mouth, I look around the room at everyone within. "Then stay in your seat and keep quiet, this is a story about what truly happened AFTER I died."
The True Beginning. "Alexsandr, wake up." I hear as I open my eyes and see an old man shaking me awake. "Alexsandr, grab your rifle we’re moving." The man whispered to me. I look around, find my rifle and begin to pick it up only to notice my arm is short. Swiftly darting my eyes from my hand to my body, I find that I am much smaller. Memories fill my head of my old life... the convention, buying the Titanfall merch from that woman and getting hit by that truck.
"Stop wasting time! We need to get more food before winter hits!" The man talking is my grandpa Igor taking my 10 year old self hunting. I hastily wield the rifle and follow my grandpa to a new hunting spot.
Just looking at him you would think he is in his 20's or 30's, but he’s actually 85! He rocks a grey beard and short hair and towered over me at 6 feet tall, we’re both wearing warm jackets and pants as Winter is coming.
An hour later I am aiming at a huge buck with blue fur, long, sharp shimmering horns and albino eyes. It looked like steam was rising off of it as it struts through the woods with swagger in it’s step. I would say it was about the size of a two story building. "Steady your breath, and aim right behind it’s front leg, you can EASILY strike it’s lung or heart. Aiming for the head will anger it, it’d be like a Grunt biting a Titan." He whispers to me as I steady the scope, taking aim and pulling the trigger, phoenixes fly away as the gunshot echoes throughout the woods, followed by the howls of the Garnet horned deer meeting it’s demise.
18 years
I recovered from my amnesic state 18 years ago, and I’m now 28 years young. I’ve been in my father's second in command private special forces for 15 years, thanks to Pappy Igor convincing my father to invite me on a special mission.
Currently, I’m drilling my team that my father's right-hand pilot put me in charge of ...again. "Please! Tell me WHY you thought it was a good idea to play darts with the pilots gravity star ...again?!" For some reason, I was put in charge of a pilot’s Grunt team that is supposed to be the best of the best for their rank, but easily outweighed by the clan heads privately trained bodyguards, and my father’s personal grunts. "And why are you using other pilots' helmets as target practice!?"
One shot out with pride, seemingly thinking it was a perfect explanation for this idiotic display; "They stole our vodka!" My hand swiftly struck my forehead in anger. "And they stole your cooler!"
"I am not mad that you used their helmet, I am mad however that you used our pilots gravity stars." All 5 of these titan killing grunts said ‘oh’ in synchronous collaboration. "You're going to have to replace his gravity stars before tomorrow!" I have been a part of this team for 15 years and for some reason they listen to me more then they listen to the pilot that recruited them. "Once you're done finding new gravity stars, clean your guns. We’re currently getting close to our destination."
My name is Александр Сенавьев or Alexsandr Senaviev in English, I‘m the son of the clan head, both my parents are white but I kept my dark skin from my old reincarnation. My father thinks I was cursed so he never talked to me, or even considered me as his son. Before I got my memory back I was depressed, mainly from his violent outbursts that almost took my life multiple times.
Enough about that, I got to deal with smart idiots because for some reason they got the stars replaced, their guns cleaned and put back together, and the drop ship cleaned and refueled. "Good... now get dressed, briefing is in 10 minutes." As we’re putting on our gear in the private hangar bay, the hangar doors open to the ships emergency sound system going off and 6 leviathan class ships coming out of slip space and one ramming straight into ours.
One of my men ran up to the edge of the hangar bay and started shooting off into space screaming. "Come and fucking get it!" All I could do was stare and think of how dumb he is but before anyone could say or do anything a drop ship comes barreling through the hanger and swiftly pulverizing him to mince meat.
Dumb ass number 2 yelled out"chertovski der'mo!" Before getting a bullet in between his eyes by a grunt coming out of a drop pod. Ducking behind a crate, we return fire getting picked off one by one before a lucky grenade I threw dwindles their numbers to 0 with one quick ‘boom’.
Grabbing an anti-titan rocket launcher, I leg it to the titan docking bay as the light in the hallway flash red.
"I'm going to skip fighting and get right to before I got transported here, is that OK with all of you." Everyone just nodded. "Good."
Blowing open the door to the titan docking bay I see my fathers scorch titan was fighting a stolen atlas titan which was beating my dads titan sensuously as it has its fist up trying to block punches.
Putting on a pilot's radio receiver I try radioing my father it's only static."What the?! SA-4310 put me on coms with your pilot!"
"I am unable to comply with that command as the pilot is dead, cause of death:: decapitation." all I could do was stare dumbfounded by how he died from decapitation inside the titan. "I could use some help." Pointing my rocket launcher at the titan, I fire and knock it off it’s balance. SA takes advantage of the situation and cloaks his fist with fire, rapidly beginning to pummel it to death, every punch melting through the titan’s armor until he’s able to grab the pilot from within. He then rips out the pilot, and tosses it right next to me, eviscerating it to a pile of flesh and blood that will soon begin to coagulate.
"SA-4310, once you're finished, open up so I can get my father out!" Digging through the dead pilot's body, I find a metal cigar that looked like it was from metal gear, as I keep digging through the body, I find nothing good. Only ammo for guns I don't use, and some bad MLP fanfiction ideas.
___Editor Note: God Damn it Corrosive. Edit# AKA, IDONTKNOWYOUPICK. God damn it, Cor-IDONTKNOWYOUPICK___
Hey you're not supposed to break the 4th wall!
Now.
"Now is not the time for loooong stories, there are children staring at us... well more of your titan then you being stuck in it and all." All the empty faced beings disappear as Discord shows up in their place with a huge grin on his maw like face.
"Finally, I was about to go insane with how many ways I told that story. And where were you 200 years ago?! You know, when I went blank for-..... I can't remember…. ANYWAYS... where are the kids? I can't hear, or see anything!" Right now I am a stone statue stuck inside of a statue of my titan so I have no idea about the outside world.
"Oh! Oh! I can hear them talking about you, there talking about how scary and cool your titan looks, oh oh there coming near me." I can't wait to get out of here. I need to get back to my room. I think I left my stove on fire.
The clone pod opens up inside a cold metal room with lots of other clone pods with different bodies sustained within them. I briskly begin stretching, and inhale one huge. deep breath. "Ah! How it feels to be back in the freezer after so many years! I never knew how much I would miss you, old clone freezer." Patting my clone's pod, I march to the dressing room and get changed into my pilot's armor and begin following the yellow line to the drop pods. "But, fuck this place! I have a pony princess to punch in her snout!"
"Leaving so soon pilot? The others still haven't woken up yet, and I'm sure they're dying to see you again." A camera came down from the ceiling, it looked like an eyeball attached to a metallic stalk. "Why not go to the gift shop and use you points to upgrade your clones, weapons, or titan?"
I turn to the camera eyeball thing that reminds me of Portal 2. "Use two hundred and upgrade the armor, and use another 200 to upgrade loadout 12 to level 16 on everything, then replace the grenade with a shock grenade." Opening the door to the drop pod hangar, I see that my drop pod is getting changed out to accommodate my new loadout.
"Transaction complete, I hope you like the upgrade I chose for your armor and weapons, and please be aware that you are eligible to be chosen by a godly being to receive your magic cybernetic implants." Checking to see if my loadout’s stats are up to my liking, I put them in the right placings on the drop pod.
"Yeah, I might do it this year." Getting into the drop pod, I see the eyeball has a joyful look somehow. Oh. And did I say that it had a deep voice? Well it has a deep voice. "Now... Spyglass, shoot me down to earth." Right now I'm on a respawn ship that is orbiting a planet 6 million light years away.
The lights go crimson as the drop pod doors close and Spyglass’s voice comes over the intercom. "Drop pod delta dropping to displaced planet:Equestria code number (Redacted). Portal opening in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 'data update. 0 pilots on the planet change, 1 pilots on planet. Prepare for drop." The pod gets shot through the portal like a laser as I travel through a wormhole until I get into the atmosphere of the planet. My pod is aimed straight for a certain party meant for some ponies who just locked up discord in stone.
"Ready or not here I fucking come for my much needed REVENGE!!!"
Next time on ~~dragon ball z~~ Titans Rage. A dumb shit of a horse is going to get punch.
Author's Note
both me and my editor where tired.
"Updating 1 pilot on planet (Redacted)! dimensional Rift merging dimensions! Dimension (Redacted) connected to dimension (Redacted)! Dimensional Drop pod exiting dimensional void in T minus 3 minutes!"
CRASHED PARTY
“Today was so trying Discord escaping, him turning my friends to the opposite of our personality, and then sealing him up. But what got me More curious is what was that statue he destroyed.” Twilight said as she and her friends were walking down the halls of the palace to the party that is being held in their honor.
"I'm with you at twilight. It was kind of scary with its huge body and the weird eyes it has and the deer horns coming out from it." They are forever shy fluttershy speaking in her normal shy tone.
"Well darling I would more say it looks hideous. I'm so glad Discord distorted that abomination to the art world, I almost fainted when he pulled that thing out of nowhere." The oh so critical Rarity exclaims in an oh so exaggerated fashion with her hoof on her forehead like she is about to pass out.
"And if that statue was like Discord I bet I could take it on with one hoof no problem, like this." The oh so 'brave' Rainbow dash exclaims while hovering above her friends, punches the air and gives a victory pose with a smug grin on her face.
The cow pony or as you know her by Applejack was in deep thought about what her friend Rainbow said as twilight’s baby dragon was walking right behind them carrying Rarity's bags. "I thought it looks cool like one of those titans I read about in the royal library." Everyone stopped and looked at little spike. "What." They turn to look at each other before continuing to walk.
"I think we should ask Princess Celestia if she might know more about this." Twilight said as ever continued all in thought of what everyone said except Rainbow who was thinking about fighting the titan.
MEANWHILE IN BETWEEN DIMENSIONS
Sneezes "Who the fuck is talking about me." An eyeball lights up on the window and the deep voice of spyglass comes out.
"Would you like to spend 3,000 points to find out who is talking about you." I just look at the little shit like he was a dumb ass.
"No. Why would I ever need that." And that's when our MC learned that he should never ask sarcastic questions to a robot again.
MEANWHILE BACK IN THE PONY DIMENSION
The main 6 and dragon walk into the throne room there are a bunch of 'Nobel' ponies slamming the hoofs on the floor as their way of clapping. The two princesses were sitting on their thrown wells and the sun princess was and the moon princess did not have one so the moon princess stood by her sister.
The party and congratulating went on for about 2 minutes before everyone left and the princesses came over to talk to the 6, Twilight and Celestia did there version of a hug looked weird."Well hello my dear student and her friends I'm so happy that you all put Discord back in stone."
"Thank you princess but I would like to ask you about the statue Discord destroyed right before he was turned to stone." Twilight spoke up.
Celestia and Luna look at each other then back to Twilight, as Luna spoke up. "Dear Twilight may thou tell us what did the statue look like?"
"Well it was about 25 ft tall had antlers on its lack of head and looked like it was punching something." Celestia's eyes went wide as Luna looked at her sister with a questioning look Right as Luna was about to open her mouth thunderstruck outside in a distorted reverse sound as the sky outside starting to swirl changing color to a black and purple world pool as black, purple, and white lighting bolts shootout but get sucked back in.
3rd
ponies stare out there windows and ponies stop in the streets staring at the swirling world pool of purple and black. Three loud booms come from the portal, like the sound of someone breaking the sound barrier 3 times at once, breaking all the windows making ponies everywhere cover their ears in pain before an explosion rings out in the gardens of the castle shooting up dirt, flowers, and marble, come landing on some ponies houses.
Guards rush out of the castle galloping to where they heard the explosion only to find a metal pod that seems to be glowing red at the bottom. A brave guard is about to approach before they start hearing strange noises coming from the pod. The doors to the strange metal object opened as some creature in a weird gray fabric stepped out, its face was covered by the smoke. One brave guard decided to speak. "W who are you!" the terrified guard yelled at the 6 foot creature who did not move.
In response 5 blue dots light up in the smoke scarring all the guards making them stumble back some dropping their weapons. The smoke was fully cleared showing a 6 foot tall creature dressed in some kind of gray cloth they could not identify, guards stumbled to pick up their spears and pointed it at the mysterious being. The creature slowly reached for something on its hip, detaching it, making all the guards flinch, bringing the object up to its jest ever guard stared at it as the creature slowly brought up its other hand pulling something on it making a click noise before letting it go. It points the object at them, it turns its what they assume is its head looks at them all before pulling on something.
8 bangs sound off making some ponies drop their weapons and cover their ears as others drop to the ground with blood spilling out their head. As the ponies look up seeing their dead brother-en some freeze up and others run, no ponies notice that the creature has disappeared and all that is left is bloody footsteps entering the castle and the door opening and closing.
back with the pony princesses and the elements all they hear are bangs going off in the hall that keep getting closer. The princesses take a battle stance ready to blast whatever comes through the thrown doors, Twilight is with the princess aiming her horn towards the door, Rainbow dash and Applejack are ready to rush the door to attach whatever comes through, rarity is with fluttershy try comfort her as she is behind everyone having a panic attack. "Princess what's going on?"
"dear Twilight if this is what we think this is we may need you to prepare the elements." The princess of the moon answered for her sister. as the conversation finished there was a knock on the throne door, nothing hard like banging but 3 soft knocks on the door. Pinky pie shows up out of nowhere with her bouncing self and asks the question.
"Who is it?" And with the question came another question?
" I don't know, ask little lulu?". Luna and Celestia's eyes go wide as Luna's horn glows throwing open the door.
1st
'I know that voice, it must be him.' A smile spreads on my face as I open the door standing in the doorway where he should have stood was nothing. My smile immediately went into a frown. To my left I hear my gunshots and my sister yelp as bullets ricochet off the shield she had put on use. "Well damn looks like I misses sorry my little moon berry." Shivers went down my spine as the pilot using his voice uncloaks showing the 5 blue eyes that haunt my nightmares. The pilot looked at me taking off his helmet, everyone in the room gasped even my sister who knew about him. But something is different about him but I can't seem to tell.
static; 404 error Unknown voice robot voice over speaker: "LIFE SUPPORT FAILING. CONTACT -static- FAILURE TO EACH. LIFE SUPPORT FAILING. ENGINE 3, 5, 6 UNRESPONSIVE. BLA -static- ROUTING ALL UNNECESSARY POWER TO SHIELDS AND LIFE SUPPORT.
BRACE FOR IMPACT IN -static-
connection established
"How are you here? You're supposed to be in stone." My sister blurted out. I look at my sister with a confused look.
"Well with a little help from- A loud crack could be heard as for some reason things started to go faster, from the interdiction of pilot Alexsandr Senaviev, the main 6 cowering in fear, it conversing with Luna, then like any other fanfiction someone how they make up and start being friends the whole nine yards with Luna being confused and scared.
Everything goes dark. An orange screen shows up with an error log with red lights blinking behind it, you can hear the faint sound of sirens and a robotic voice coming over an intercom yelling that we are breaking the atmosphere before everything goes black.
"What just happened." Looking around all I say was the emptiness of space in the background of orange error logs. " I think I'm going insane. SAM you there I need to get out of this thing I'm getting claustrophobic." I try to open the pod but I find my arms locked in place by something I can not see which is making me even more claustrophobic. " SAM get me the fuck out of here!" I yell out starting to panic.
I repeatedly bash my head against the glass in an attempt to break it eventually succeed, my success is met with an explosion of small glass particles being propelled at my face as the pressurized air rapidly escapes into the void of deep space. Some kind of shielding covered the hole as the room pressurized, looking around I find I'm in a kind of medical room with other pods just like mine with what I can see dead bodies in them. Red lights are blinking and a siren is going off as I am getting this feeling that I am falling.
The sirens stop. "Brace yourself." A robotic voice panic yells over an intercom. Looking out the hole I see a grand castle on an even more grand mountain behind a glorious sun set before everything goes dark.
I felt a pair of hands grab my trying to pull me out of the pod before they realize I'm locked down. Somehow they got me free of my restraints as they drag me out the hole, before I could truly see the outside world I blacked out again from blood loss.
-2 days-
Sitting up in a comfy bed confused me as I was sure I was inside of a ship, 'maybe I was dreaming all this crazy shit I went through up. "Ah I see that you're awake, how do you feel." I hear a male voice come over some intercom, opening my eyes I see that I am in a big white room that looks more like a huge homey prison. "Do you understand me?" Hear that same voice again I look around.
"Da, ya v poryadke." (Yes, I'm fine.) I freeze for a moment wondering why I'm not speaking english like the rest of the people here, wherever I am. "chto za khren." (what the hell/heck.) I whisper to myself, why was I speaking Russian. Looking at my body I see that I'm in cargo pants and a white shirt.
Looking around the room I find that I'm in a 9 by 9 room with a 2 wooden doors to the north, leading to what I can only assume is a bathroom and the other a closet as I don't see any toilet in this room, to the south there is nothing but a flat white wall, to the west is a blacked out window high above the ground, and to the east is a bed that I was laying on.
"my King." I barely hear through the window. "Yes it is alive but it seems to not be able to speak our language but I can only guess it understands our language." I can hear the man behind the glass say turn to the glass as I stare up at it.
"Good morning I hope you slept well." A tall human with large black wings and a bone chilling crown says to me.
Author's Note
I'm sorry but I am just not feeling this story and how I made it I am going to cancel it and probably make another better one or just focuses on nuclear diner.
Boys and girls of the TitanFall community hopefully your titan will be dropping this week or next week.
Thank you for waiting for the re-write of this crazy story as the story I will be making it bigger and better than this one.
From your friend -IDON'TKNOWYOUPICK
