Rainbow Dash browses Reddit

by Lame Joke

Rating: teen
Tags: Profanity, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 1061

Well, everything's in the title. Come in for a dose of stupidity and prepare to lose some brain cells.

Basically Rainbow Dash looks at her computer screen for memes in a website.

I wrote this to give myself a reason to get addicted to Reddit haha. Imma make this an endless series so I can browse Reddit forever.

Sorry Insta normies.

edit:reached 69 views!

Published 2020-05-12 11:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-05-12 11:30:01 UTC

Day 1

Rainbow Dash flew into her cloudominuim bedroom, clutching her Goochi laptop that had just been delivered by Derpy the mailpony. She landed on her massive bed and turned on her laptop. While exploring the different functions of the Goochi laptop, Dash noticed something, a website, on the suggested section of Boogle.

"Hmm, Rebbit. Sounds cool, I'll give it a try," Dash shrugged to herself, and hovered the cursor over the link to press on it. The screen was replaced by the loading screen, and the Rebbit page appeared.

Dash stared at the screen, scrolling through some of the articles before realising what they are.

"These are... memes! Shit bruh, gotta make an account," Dash exclaimed happily, punching in some random alphabets into the 'sign up' section to create an account. Moments later, her account was set up, with her preferred subrebbits followed. Dash began to look at the memes.

"You can't have a nightmare if you never dream, change my mind. Heh, that's a good one," Dash smiled at the Goochi laptop, directing her cursor over to the 'upvote' button to approove of the meme, and scrolled down.

"Ew, an advertisement," Dash, having a hatred for advertisement as they waste time and stuff, aggresively pressed on the 'downvote' button to show the advertisement who's boss, and moved on to the next meme.

"Huh, Pinkie Pie? Why is she featured in this meme though, is she that famous? Anyways, if I encountered Pinkie, or Ponk..." Dash stared in confusion as why ponies would call Pinkie 'Ponk', "I mean, I meet Pinkie everyday, so I guess I do my normal stuff?"

Pressing the upvote button, Dash scrolled to the next meme.

"If ponies lived to be 500 years old, what hobbies would we get around to getting good at? kThat's a cool question! I think Celestia and Luna would know the answer to this, they ruled Equestria for more than a thousand moons after all. Oh, and since Twi turned into an alicorn she would too!" Dash pressed the upvote button and scrolled down, "Sucks to rule Equestria,"

The next post is not a meme, more of an article about how it sucks to have bad parents. Dash stared at the screen, trying to read the small texts on the picture of the post.

"Wow, she just recorded all her phone calls, that's some sick skills right there man. Maybe I can do that too. Record one of Twi's lecture and play it to her just to let her know how annoying she is," Dash snickered to herself, the plan already taking shape in her mind. She pressed the upvote button and watched it turn orange. Shifting in her bed, she scrolled down the page to another meme.

"The evolution of thots...BWAHAHAHA," Dash burst out laughing at the ridiculous image of the meme, "When did Boodeepie even do that? I watched all of his videos and don't remember him lifting his-" Her thoughts were interrupted by another bout of laughter that sent Dash rolling on her bed and wheezing from the laughter.

After about five minutes, when her laughter finally stopped, Dash scrolled past the meme, forgetting to upvote it from the laughter and latched her eyes onto the next meme.

"This one is from the jokes subreddit, hmm. What's the difference between jam and jelly? I ain't never been caught in a traffic jelly, heh good one. That would be a useful party joke for the next whatever-day party Pinkie decided to throw," Dash smiled and clicked on the upvote button. Seeing the grey button turn orange made her thought that she forgot something, but she shrugged off the feeling and moved on to the next meme.

"Father said what can you offer my daughter? I-what the actual fuck," Dash snorted upon seeing the image attached below the text, "that was unexpected," She proceeded to ~~leave a like~~ upvote the meme and scrolled down.

"Firefox logo... uh, I don't get this one," Dash scratched her head, "I don't see anything funny though,"

She stared at the upvote button, debating to herself whether this meme is good enough to be subjected to her approval when she realised that she forgot to upvote a the thot meme. Scrolling back up the meme page and pressing on the button, she went back down and past the firefox meme, starting on the next one.

"MLP drawing school, hmm. Tried a new drawing style. Woah shit man, this is some god level artwork!" Dash admired the picture of the drawing, "I could never draw as good as that!"

Impressed, she pressed on the upvote button and scrolled down as usual.

"Firefox... again? This was just like that firefow meme before! Although this one makes more sense, I gotta say," Dash looked at the kind of a repost and gave it an upvote before scrolling down into the depths of Rebbit once again.

"Received as partial payment for a rennovation. Eh, I think that would look good on my bedroom wall," Dash glanced up from her Goochi laptop and stared at her plain blue wall, picturing the thing on her wall and the reaction on her friend's faces when they sees it for the first time. She would smugly present that to them, and Rarity would probably steal it.

Dash returned her attention to her Goochi laptop screen and continued to look at the memes Rebbit provided.

"When you're actually 9 but got promoted by Felix to 19 years old," Dash laughed whole-heartedly as she stared at the picture of a young boy in a police costume and with a cigarette in hand. She pressed the upvote button and scrolled down, before looking at the clock.

"Fuck, it's already midnight! I guess Rebbit really drains out my time, huh? Last meme now," Dash said to herself and looked at the last meme for that day.

"He can breathe underwater..? Wut? Is this some shit from Mincecraft, if yes I don't give a fuck cuz I don't play Mincecraft," Dash thought to herself. She had gave Mincecraft a try, but it was boring for her.

"Well, time to go sleep," she exited Boogle and turned off her Goochi laptop, before putting it away on the bedside table and curling up on her bed, preparing for a night of sleep.

Author's Note

This story sucks