A Fresh Batch of Cupcakes
(This story is a new version of the classic story Cupcakes which was written by Sergeant Sprinkles)
It was a nice and sunny day in Ponyville, everypony was out and about doing their daily things
Up in the sky was Rainbow Dash who was flying towards Sugercube Corner because Pinkie invited her and her friends for some reason.
Rainbow flew so quickly that she created a sonic rainboom to the applause of everypony who witnessed the rainboom.
After that Rainbow met up in Pinkie at the front of the shop "Hey Pinkie! I hope i'm not late or anything, where are the others?" He said
"Oh! You're not late, you're actually the first one here! Come on inside Dash!" Pinkie said hopping into Sugercube Corner while Rainbow followed her
"Ok great! So while the others are on their way can you tell me what we are gonna do? I hope it's gonna be-" Before Dash could say anything else Pinkie interrupted her
"We are gonna bake cupcakes!!" Pinkie said cheerfully while hopping around Dash
"Cupcakes? I'm not good at baking Pinkie!" She said
"Oh don't worry Dash, you won't have to do much as everypony has something to do."
"I guess that's ok. I guess I'll just sit here and wait for the others."
"Oh! Before you sit down Dash I want you to have this." She says before giving Dash a cupcake
"I thought everypony was gonna make cupcakes." Dash said
"I made a test batch before you arrived. I made one cupcake for everypony besides me to try."
"Ok Pinkie." He said before eating the cupcake "I guess I'll go sit down and wait for the others."
"I think it would be better if you took a small nap." Pinkie said but before Dash could say anything she passed out on the floor
Once Dash woke up she found himself strapped to a wall. She couldn't move besides her wings which were as free as a bird, well as free as a bird in a cage. She tried to look around but only saw darkness, until she saw Pinkie walk towards her
"Pinkie whats going on? Why am I strapped to a wall?" Dash said
"Oh don't worry about that Dash." She said while rolling a cart hidden by the dark
"I thought we were making cupcakes with the others."
"We are! I just ran out of my special ingredient and I needed to get some more."
"Well can't you go to the store and get more?"
"Oh Dash I can't get it from the store. I need to get it from you!"
"What?! Haha! Nice prank Pinkie you got me there pretty good, now can you untie me?" Rainbow said while laughing
"Oh sorry Dash but this is not a prank so I can't take your praise." Pinkie said before taking off the cover of the cart revealing plenty of sharp and dangerous items
After seeing the items in the cart Dash started to hyperventilate and panic. "What about the others won't they go and look for us?"
Well that was a big mistake for her to say
"Oh don't worry about them, I have them with me right here." Pinkie said before walking over to a light switch and flipping 4 out of the 6 lights on the switch revealing Twilight and the others strapped to a wall in the same position as Dash still knocked out
"Pinkie how the hell did you do that? Were they down here the whole time?"
"Oh they arrived after you came so I did the same thing to them the same way I did to you. Now all of us are here!"
"Won't people come and look for us after you are done? You are gonna get caught!" Dash said while panicking
"Oh nopony will find out. How long do you think I have been doing this for?" Pinkie said before flipping the final light switch showing something Dash was not hoping for
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair.
Dried entrails were hung up on the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and balloons organs were tied to the backs of chairs.
The tables and chairs were made of bones and flesh of ponies that were killed by Pinkie.
Dash cringed at the center piece on the table nearest to her.
The heads of four foals, their eyes closed like they were sleeping, wearing party hats made from their own skin.
She recognized all of them as from Scootaloo's school.
She then discovered the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters.
Made from several dead pony hides, the words “Life is a party” were scrawled in red.
After that Dash looked down at Pinkie and saw what she was wearing
The party pony was wearing a dress quilted from cutie marks that Dash recognised like Ditzy Do’s and Berry Punch's.
On her back fluttered six pegasus wings, all different colors.
On the top of her head that also showed her flat mane was a crown made from plenty of unicorn horns
"Do you like all of this? I made it in only two days!" Pinkie said cheerfully
"Please Pinkie......Let me and the others go. I won't tell anypony what happened."
"It's too late for that Dash. But I brought some friends to cheer you and the others when they wake up!" Pinkie says as she grabs a basket and pulls out some famillar skulls
One of the skulls looked normal but in had one thing. It had a beak
"Is that.......Gilda?"
"Hey, Dash lets hang together. These ponies are lame-os. Dweebs dweebs dweebs." Pinkie said imitating Gilda while opening and closing the skull's beak
"I managed to catch her right as she was about to leave. I had a fun time with her. She was very yummy and I'm close to finding out where she came from so I can get more! She lasted a very long time although she talked way too much shit about me so I took her tongue out." She said while Dash looked at her in fear
"Well it's time to begin." She said as she tossed the skull and grabbed a scalpel and walked over to Dash's right flank
Pinkie started to cut around Dash's Cutie Mark while trying not to cut her muscle. While this happened Dash screamed so loud that the others started to wake up and the first to fully wake up is Twilight
"Pinkie what are you doing?!" Twilight said
Pinkie stopped and looked at Dash "Look what you did! Your screaming woke them up! I expected them to wake up after I was done with you!"
"Pinkie why are we like this and what are you doing to Dash?" Twilight asked Pinkie
"I told Dash everything but to make it quick for you and the others, I need all of you so I can get my special ingredient for the cupcakes." Pinkie explains
"What?! What do you mean by "Special Ingredient"?" Twilight says
"Look Twilight I don't have all day for this so let me finish my job. Oh and don't think you can try to escape. I've made sure that doesn't happen." She says before returning to working on Dash
Pinkie continued to cut around Dash's Cutie Mark until she cut a full circle around it so afterwards she grabbed a skinning knife and started to cut under her skin, removing it from his muscle. While this is going on Dash is screaming his lungs out while the others watch in fear besides Fluttershy who passed out after seeing where she was.
Pinkie finished removing Dash's right Cutie Mark and placed it on her cart and walked over to her left side to repeat the process. Once she was done she held up both Cutie Marks and showed them do Dash and the others before putting they back onto the cart.
Dash's thighs were burning and bleeding, while she was crying in pain Pinkie grabbed her wing saying "Hope you don’t mind, I think I’m gonna wing it now." before hitting one of Dash's wings with a sharp butcher knife that she grabbed after putting his Cutie Marks down.
Dash writhed in pain while Pinkie was hacking away at her wing causing blood to go everywhere including onto the others.
Once she got to the bone she managed to crack the bone but she was not able to cut it off so she told Dash "Think fast!" before snapping the bone in two causing Dash to scream in imminence pain while the others try to look away in fear.
Pinkie quickly repeated the process on the other wing causing even more pain to Dash before she passes out. Once she woke up, he saw a syringe in his chest and after that Pinkie started to yell at Dash for passing out. Once she was done yelling at her she turned her attention to a small can that was on the tray.
She removed the lid, revealing that it was filled with burning coals. Sitting on top of the fire were several large nails. Pinkie grabbed one of the nails using a pair of thongs and walked over to Dash. Holding some tongs with her mouth, Pinkie carefully picked up a nail and positioned it at the bottom of Dash's hoof. She then grabbed a hammer and aimed at the nail.
“No Pinkie! Don't do it!” Dash screamed.
It was too late as the hammer caused the burning nail to pierce Dash's flesh causing her to scream and flail in pain as the burning hot nail burned the flesh and muscle around it. Pinkie tried to get another nail into Dash's other hoof but he was moving too much.
"You know Gilda didn’t even cry this much even when I shoved a live parasprite down her throat. Pinkie said while thinking of what to do now.
Not before long Pinkie grabbed the gear wheel on the rack and laid Dash on his back. After that Pinkie hammered another nail into Dash's other hoof causing her to start screaming again. Next she located a small generator that was on the tray. She tied the copper wires on the nails before quickly flipping the switch causing electricity to rocket through Dash’s body.
After about five minutes, Pinkie shut off the power. The room was filled with the scent of Dash's burnt flesh.
She put Dash upright again before she reached into her medicine bag and produced and large syringe. “Alright, time for the last round”
"This is something to take the pain away” She told Dash as she stuck the needle into the lower part of her spine making Dash flinch. "Shortly you won’t be able to feel anything below your ribcage, so you can be able to stay awake to watch the harvest with everyone else!”
After a few minutes the drug affect took affect. Dash was numb from her chest to her flanks. Aware of this, Pinkie approached with her scalpel. With only a smiling glance to Dash, she made a long cut across her pelvis just above her crotch. Moving up her body, she drew a similar incision under her ribs. One final cut was made down her stomach, connecting the first two. She then opened the flaps of skin reveling Dash's insides.
The sight of her own organs and the lack of feeling caused Dash’s breathing to intensify while the others looked on in horror. Twilight tried to use her horn to stop Pinkie but she discovered it was damaged so that she cant use magic.
Pinkie then started to take out Dash's insides, making jokes while doing so. Not long after doing so the only organs left in Dash was his lungs and heart.
“Ya know, Rainbow Dash, I’m disappointed. I thought you would have lasted longer. I really wanted to spend more time with you before we got here. But I guess it’s my fault, I should have taken it a little slower. Hey it was really was nice knowing you, Dash.” Pinkie said before taking whats left out of Dash, finally putting her out of her misery.
"Ok. Who's next?" Pinkie says before picking Fluttershy who was still out after all this time.
Pinkie started to do the same thing she did with Dash to Fluttershy. Fluttershy woke up, clearly scared.
"Pinkie..... W-what are you doing?" Flutter asked Pinkie "Oh! I thought you would never wake up but I guess I was wrong, also didn't I told you what was going on already?" She replied
"N-no...... I was out again before you said anything, but I know what you are doing and please spare everyone." Flutter said before she tried to use the stare on Pinkie. "Ha! Do you think that's gonna make me stop? Also I have to make some cupcakes." Pinkie said before going back to working on Fluttershy who wasn't as noisy as Dash.
Not long after that Fluttershy was gone Pinkie went to work on Applejack. "Pinkie what in tarnation have you been doing? Why are you killing ponies to make cupcakes?" Applejack said
"Oh, it's what I've been doing long before I met Twilight, and surprisingly ponies taste very good!" Pinkie replied before going back to work
Even though Applejack was quicker to work on, it took awhile to finish her as she fought back plenty of times but Pinkie eventually finished her. Now all was left were the unicorns. Pinkie went to Rarity
"Pinkie please don't kill me! I still have work to do! Let me go and I won't tell a soul what happened!" Rarity said, begging to Pinkie. "It's too late to beg for mercy and plus I never let go of anyone no matter what! Sorry!" Pinkie said
Pinkie went back to work and after she was done working on the cutie mark she grabbed a scalpel and started to cut around Rarity's horn. Once she cut a full circle she grabbed the horn and removed it from Rarity's horn giving her a large hole in her head. After that Pinkie finished Rarity and finally the only one left was Twilight.
"Pinkie........ Why us? Why did you do all this? Won't people look for us?" Twilight asked "Well it's simple! I was out of all of my cupcakes and I randomly picked some pony's to make more and well...... Here we are! And don't worry I have my ways to make sure nopony knows what happened." Pinkie said before she worked on Twilight
Later....... Everyone was gone. Pinkie did a amazing job, she was sad that she would never see her friends again...... Unless she could get some stuffing and some stitching then she could have her friends again. That could work! Pinkie went to go fix her friends. The cupcakes can wait for now.
The End.
Author's Note
I hoped that you enjoyed this!
Just like MLP Rewritten any critique or tips will be great!
