A Brony's Greatest Dream, or Worst Nightmare

"How the buck should I know?" Rainbow Dash replied to Dustin's obviously stupid question.

"Oh yeah, damn I forgot you never saw this world." Dustin thought for a minute. "Oh I have an idea, lets call the studio, just give me a second." He went to Google and searched for about five minutes until he found what he was looking for. "Ok I have the studio's number." He turned to Rainbow Dash who had the pen he kept in a jar at his bedside in her forelegs. "What the hell are you doing?" He asked looking puzzled.

"This is what you use to write with isn't it?" Rainbow Dash said as she dropped the pen on the desk in front of Dustin.

"Oh, that's right you write letters, well we have something easy and more effective than a letter." Dustin replied as he pulled out his cell phone. "This is a phone, with this device you can talk to someone from another country instantly with no waiting for a reply."

Rainbow Dash studied the strange device for a moment and said, "Wow, that is awsome."

Dustin punched out the number on his phones keypad and put it up to his ear. A woman answered the phone. "Hello."

"Uh yes hello, I have a Rainbow Dash doll that is walking and talking what do I do?" Dustin replied.

"Damn it another joker, listen jerk off I deal with you people on a daily basis. I am going to kill every one here if this keeps....." Dustin hung up before she finish her rant.

"Well what do we do?" Dash asked.

"Well it sounds like I am the cause of a future office shooting so nothing right now." Dustin face palmed as he realized how stupid he sounded.

"Shooting?" Dash asked curiously.

"I don't want to explain anything to you for a little while if that's ok." Dustin replied annoyed. He didn't like explaining everything about the earth to a toy.

"Whatever, how do we pass the time."  Dash asked.

Dustin thought for a minute and then it came to him. A sly grin spread across his face. "How about I introduce you to my dad?"

"Uh why?" Dash asked in a worried tone because the look on Dustin's face creeped her out.

"He will freak out, come on it will be funny it's kind of like a prank." Dustin replied.

"A prank you say?" Dash thought about it then decided. "Ok lets do it."

"Dad get in here!" Dustin yelled.

"What the hell do you want?" His father yelled back.

"I want you to see something!"

"I'm watching the T.V. right now can it wait?"

"Nevermind I'm coming in there so turn off My Little Pony." This made his dad say a word to inappropriate to write in a story. "Ok Dash just follow me." Dash nodded and followed him into the living room. Dustin walked up behind his father (lets call him Mr. Hall) and poked his balding head.

"Poke me one more time and I'll break your fingers." Mr. Hall said in response to the poking.

"Just turn around you moron." Dustin replied I a sarcastic tone. Mr. Hall turned around ready to start cursing again when he saw a tiny blue pony flying next to his son.

"Hi, I'm Rainbow Dash, you must be the jerk who raised this jerk." Rainbow Dash said pointing to Dustin. Dustin gave her a rude hand gesture. Dash didn't know what it meant.

Mr. Hall's jaw dropped and just before fainting he managed to say, "Holy fu...."

Dustin and Dash started laughing their faces off. "Should we check on him?" Dash asked still dying from laughter.

"Nah he'll be fine." Dustin replied. "Hey you know what would suck?"

"What?" Dash replied.

"If we were in a story being written by a seventeen year old with to much free time on his hands and he just all of the sudden decided to end this chapter of our lives just because he has that power."

"Yeah that would suck, but are we going to draw on your dad's face?"

"Hell yeah!"