Apex legends

Next day

Main 7 was sitting on the bus and driving to the Canterlot High with other students. They still were thinking about what happened yesterday. They saw, with their own eyes, the robot who could talk and understand them. They saw the big-ass ship and now it disappeared.

"How do you think, maybe they left the planet?" asked Rarity.

"Ou, I didn't even throw them the welcome party," said Pinkie.

"Well, at least we won't be captured by them," said Rainbow Dash. Soon girls were in school and everyone headed to their classes.

After 4 lessons

Girls gathered in the hall and began discussing their usual stuff. Suddenly they were interrupted by the unknown voice.

"Hey, baby. Good looking. Nice dress. You look pretty." Girls peeked from the corner and saw a man in a strange costume and hairstyle. He was wearing orange glasses on his forehead. Then he looked at Derpy and said:

"Cute eyes." Derpy's eyes widened and she blushed. Then a man approached girls and Pinkie said:

"Hi! I am Pinkie Pie, but you can call me Pinkie." The man looked at her and said:

"Well, babe. I am Elliot Witt, but you can call me Mirage."

"Why are you called Mirage?"

"Because of THAT!" With those words, Mirage created the decoy who pointed at girls and said:

"Nice clothes, ladies." Main 7's jaws dropped. Suddenly Twilight began asking Mirage:

"Wow! That's so interesting! Which kind of technologies did you use? Holographic modules or-" Mirage began snoring, then he 'woke up' and said:

"What? Oh, sorry? I just don't understand half of what you said." Rainbow Dash giggled, while Twilight glared at him. Suddenly Mirage pulled out the phone and said:

"Say cheese."

"Cheese," said Pinkie. Click Mirage took a selfie and looked at his phone.

"Nice shot."

"Oh, do you have friends?"

"Of course." With those words, Mirage pulled out the photo and showed it to girls. There were people in strange costumes. Suddenly the girls saw him. Robot. Blue one-eyed robot.

"Wait? Are you an alien!?" shouted Pinkie.

"Well, no. I am human like you."

"So, you don't know this robot?" asked Sunset pointing to the blue robot.

"Oh, that's Pathfinder. But sometimes we call him Marvin."

"Wait, are you here to take over our world?" shouted Pinkie.

"Yes! I am here to take over your world." Mirage came closer to girls and whispered:

"Especially cutie's hearts." Suddenly he said:

"Wait, that's means I will take over every girl's heart in this school. I mean...every girl here is beautiful. I saw a girl with crossed eyes, but she is still cute." Derpy, who was listening to them, blushed more. "Okay, I am kidding. I won't take over your world, but I will still try to take over your hearts." Mirage winked, then...another Mirage appeared and pointed to Mirage 1 and said:

"Oh yeah, you will be in every girl's dream, handsome."

"Oh, thanks."

"You are very cool and stunning," said the third Mirage.

"Oh, you are flattering to me." Meanwhile, girls were dumbfounded. Suddenly Sunset said:

"Alright, he is the smartest guy or just an idiot."

"I am more inclined to the second option," said Applejack.

"Oh, sorry girls. I forgot about you."

"Why are you here?" asked Twilight.

"Oh, I am here because I want to spend a night or two with a beautiful lady." Girls blushed.

"So, who will be the lady who will-"

"For God's sake, please shut up!" shouted Rarity. Everyone looked at her. She sighed and said:

"Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, but seriously, shut up."

"Oh okay. I will just find a lady to have dinner with." Mirage headed to the random direction. Suddenly he stopped and turned to girls.

"Hey, Smart dress. If you want to find a boyfriend, I recommend you that guy. He is the second smartest guy here. After me." Mirage winked and left. Girls turned around and saw a teen, who was wearing the white coat. Some spots were green. He had a case on his back and looked around. Pinkie gasped and quickly approached him and put the hand on his shoulder.

"Hi, I am Pinkie-" Suddenly teen turned around and took Pinkie in a police grab.

"Ou ou. Easy, I just wanted to say 'hello'." The teen looked at Pinkie when suddenly Rainbow Dash shouted:

"Hey, if you hurt my friends, you will deal with me!" Teen released Pinkie and pushed her away. Rainbow Dash charged at him, but he made hooking and she fell on the floor. She wanted to get up, but a teen put his foot on her chest.

"You are either ready, or you are an idiot." Teen got off his foot from Rainbow Dash and walked away, while girls helped to Rainbow Dash.

"What a rude ruffian!" claimed Rarity.

"Yeah!" agreed Rainbow Dash.

Meanwhile in principal's cabinet

Principal Celestia had rough days this week. She sighed and put her head on the table. Luna, the vice-principal, approached her and said:

"Okay, sis. You worked hard these days. You need some break." Celestia lifted her head and looked at Luna.

"Thanks, sister, but I need to be in school. I can't leave."

"No worries, you just need to find a replacement."

"But we don't have enough money. Who is stupid enough to work as a principal for free?" Luna sighed and gave up.

"At least eat some cake. Here, your favorite." Luna passed to Celestia a plate with a piece of chocolate cake. Celestia smiled and said:

"Thanks, sis." Celestia took a fork and ate the cake. Suddenly the door opened and revealed the man with orange glasses.

"Oh hey there. I heard that you need someone who will work for free. So, your answer is here." Mirage pointed to himself. Sisters looked at each other and Celestia said:

"Can you please leave us for 1 minute?"

"As you say, nice butt." Celestia blushed and Mirage exited the room.

"See. Our problem is solved."

"Yeah, but are you sure about this?"

"C'mon, sis. You will take only one day off." Celestia thought a little and sighed.

"Okay, you won." Luna cheered and said to Mirage to enter the room.

"You are accepted."

"Cool, but.."

"But what?"

"Principal will go on date with me." Celestia coughed and shouted:

"What!? Are you out of-" Suddenly Luna poked her and whispered:

"C'mon, sis. Only one date. And maybe, he will be your prince." Celestia blushed and sighed in defeat.

"Okay, deal," she said.

"Cool," said Mirage.