The Smelly Equestria Girls Chronicles
Applejack and Rarity
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This chapter contains armpit licking.
Applejack and Rarity
You're going for a walk in the park, hoping to run into two particular girls again.
Rarity is always wearing short, skintight purple spandex shorts and a matching sports bra, and Applejack is always wearing jean shorts and a white tank top (her Street Chic outfit). Their outfits are very dirty and smelly, and so are they, as if they haven't washed or changed clothes for a long time. A visible stench comes off them as they walk by you, and whenever you take a look at their butts, there is a small brown stain on the butt of both their shorts.
Whenever you see them at the store they're wearing skintight full bodysuits that seem to be made of a material that blocks their smell. You're sure they're wearing the same outfits underneath them.
Whenever you see them at the park, you walk by them close enough to smell them, but don't get too close, in case they'd get weirded out.
You're in luck today; You see the two smelly girls walking towards you. You slowly walk by them.
"Excuse me, but would you mind staying here for a bit?" Rarity says. She talks so ladylike for such a dirty and smelly girl.
Your heart beating fast, you walk over to them. You breathe in through your nose, taking in the stench emanating from them.
"We were just talkin' about you," says Applejack. "You've walked by us a few times without keepin' a distance from us. I'm thinkin' you like the way we smell?"
You blush. "Yes," you say.
"Splendid," says Rarity. "As fun as it is to smell like this, it's even more fun to find someone who likes our smell rather than being disgusted by it."
"How'd you like to hang out with us today?" Applejack asks.
"I'd love to," you say. You inhale deeply through your nose and sigh of pleasure.
As you're walking to Applejack and Rarity's house, they walk ahead of you so you can get a whiff of them.
"How does my rear end look?" Rarity asks, rubbing her butt slightly.
"It looks really cute in those dirty skintight shorts," you say. "Yours too, Applejack. If you don't mind me asking... why do you smell like that?"
"Applejack and I went camping one time, but the showers were broken and the lake was polluted so we couldn't wash. I was disgusted at first, I'm normally very ladylike, but Applejack helped me to see the fun in being dirty. After we got back, we decided to stop washing. This was a year ago."
"So you haven't washed or changed out of those dirty outfits for a year," you say.
"Nope," says Applejack. "You've probably been gettin' a good look at our behinds, so you probably noticed we haven't been wipin' either." She scratches her dirty butt.
"And..." says Rarity. "I do hope you don't find this weird or disgusting, but..."
"Whenever we need to pee, we do it in our shorts," says Applejack. "Our sixth night at camp, we woke up during a thunderstorm burstin' to pee like a race horse. Rarity wasn't sure she could hold it so I told her she could pee right here. She hesitated, then peed in her shorts, and I did the same. We found we really enjoyed it."
"Yes," says Rarity. "We don't mess ourselves though. Even though we don't wipe either."
"I don't mind in the slightest," you say.
"If you like the way we smell now, maybe you'd even be willing to put up with smelling our feet and our armpits," says Rarity.
"I'd love that," you say. You slap both their butts at the same time. You blush. "Sorry..."
"It's quite all right," says Rarity. "I rather enjoyed that. You can massage and sniff our rear ends if you want."
"Same here," says Applejack.
You're really excited, for you are looking forward to having a fun and smelly time with them.
"I gotta go to the bathroom," says Applejack.
"Me too," says Rarity. "Anon, you're sure you don't mind our unladylike bathroom habits?"
"Not even a little bit. Pee away."
Rarity and Applejack relax and pee in their stinky shorts. As they walk, you see the pee flowing down their legs and leaving a trail on the sidewalk.
Eventually you enter Applejack and Rarity's house. It looks surprisingly well organized.
"Oh, would you like to change into something else first?" Rarity asks. "What you're wearing during this session is likely to get very dirty and smelly."
"If worst comes to worst, you can give me a bath in this outfit and blow dry me," you say.
"In that case, what part of us you wanna smell first?" Applejack asks.
"Your armpits," you say.
Standing right next to each other, Applejack and Rarity raise their arms nearest each other, and you're blasted with a stench even more pungent than what you've been smelling for the past few minutes. You get between their armpits and sniff them deeply, sighing of pleasure.
"I half-expected you to faint," says Rarity.
"Looks like you really do like smelly girls," says Applejack.
You sniff their armpits deeply for a minute, then you lick Rarity's armpit. Rarity giggles a bit. Once you're done licking Rarity's armpit, you lick Applejack's armpit. She also starts to laugh.
Eventually you finish sniffing their armpits. "Time to smell your stinky feet," you say.
They remove their socks and shoes, and new stink waves come off their feet. You sniff their feet deeply, enjoying it thoroughly. Their feet smell as foul as their armpits.
"Next time you have to go to the bathroom, remind me to sniff your feet again and tickle them," you say.
Rarity and Applejack smile at the thought of this.
Then Rarity lets out a loud, wet fart. "Excuse me," she says. "Applejack and I eat a lot of food that makes us really gassy. And just about anything we drink, we put fart powder in it."
"It's real fun to fart," says Applejack. She lets out an equally loud wet fart.
"I think now might be a good time to sniff your butts," you say.
"First let's get somethin' to drink," says Applejack. "I'm thirsty."
"Me too," says Rarity. "Would you like some cider, darling?"
"I'd love some.
Applejack pours three big glasses of cider. She hands one to you and puts fart powder in the other two. The three of you drink your ciders as fast as you can, then they get down on all fours next to each other.
You get down next to their rear ends and do Eenie Meenie Minie Moe, slapping their butts each time rather than pointing at it. You stop at Rarity's butt and start rubbing it first. Rarity sighs of pleasure. As you rub Rarity's tush you sniff it deeply. Her butt smells a little less of body odor than her armpits and feet, but to make up for it her shorts smell strongly of farts and poop from not wiping.
Speaking of, Rarity farts in your face repeatedly. They are all loud, boisterous, wet, smelly farts. You pat her butt occasionally after a particularly long or loud fart, then keep rubbing it and sniffing it.
Applejack fidgets and wiggles her butt a little, as if she's holding in her farts for when it's her turn.
After sniffing and rubbing Rarity's dirty rear end for two minutes, with her farting constantly, you go over and start rubbing Applejack's butt.
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRT!
Applejack sighs in relief as she lets out a long, loud, wet fart in your face. You sniff deeply and rub her butt, sniffing it. Her shorts are as dirty and smelly as Rarity's and you love it. As you rub and sniff, Applejack farts in your face repeatedly, and you occasionally pat her butt as well.
Rarity, in turn, is now holding in her farts, wiggling her butt and waiting for her next turn.
You rub and sniff Applejack's butt for two minutes before going back to Rarity. A long, loud, wet fart makes its way out of her as soon as your take your next sniff.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRT!
She sighs of relief. You pat her butt and continue rubbing it.
It goes this way for about a half hour before you stop. "That was really fun," you say. "Did you enjoy that as much as I did?"
"Darn tootin'," says Applejack.
"Most certainly," says Rarity.
"What now?"
"Now I gotta go to the bathroom," says Applejack. She sits down with her legs outstretched.
"And I as well," says Rarity, also sitting down.
"Which of you do you think can hold it longest?" you ask.
"I always beat her at holdin' contests," says Applejack.
You sniff Rarity's feet and start tickling them. Rarity starts to laugh, and soon she's peeing her shorts again. As she laughs her stream grows stronger.
Applejack fidgets where she sits. Once you're done sniffing Rarity's feet, you sniff Applejack's feet and tickle them. Applejack also starts to laugh hard and wets her shorts again. You can hear a loud hissing sound as she blasts a power stream into her dirty, smelly shorts.
After that you say "Anything else we can do?"
Rarity and Applejack look at each other and smile.
"If you can smell our feet, armpit, and behinds up close, you'll love this," she says.
Rarity lays facedown on the floor. "Be a dear and rest your face on my rear end," she says.
You do so, pressing your face against her butt. Her shorts feel so wet, dirty, and grimy on your face and smell absolutely foul, and you love it.
Then Applejack sits on your head. You really, really love this. Both Applejack and Rarity let loose with a flurry of loud wet farts. You're so excited you wet yourself, but you don't care. You really love having these two smelly girls fart on you at the same time while your head is pressed between their dirty, foul-smelling rear ends.
After about a half hour, they stop farting, and Applejack gets up. "Have fun, sugarcube?"
You stand up. Your pants/shorts/underwear are wet and you smell like farts, but you really enjoyed the last half hour. "You bet I did," you say.
Rarity stands up. "That was really fun for me too."
"Me three," says Applejack.
You have more smelly fun with them for a while before it's time to go to bed.
"We wet the bed a lot too," says Applejack. "Sometimes asleep, sometimes awake."
"You can pee all over me if you want," you say.
The three of you climb into the bed, with you between Applejack and Rarity, who have both had a lot to drink and haven't used the bathroom before bed.
Almost immediately you go under the covers, which are filled with their smell. They raise their arms so the smell of their armpits fills the area. They are also barefoot. You sniff Rarity's armpit and lick it some more. Rarity laughs and wets her shorts. Then you sniff Applejack's armpit, and lick it, causing her to laugh and pee herself as well.
They fart several times, until they fall asleep. They fart in their sleep, with their arms raised so you can smell their armpits. The area is like a sauna to you, and eventually you fall asleep.
You wake up to a very wet feeling. A hissing sound can be heard on either side of you. Applejack and Rarity are both peeing their shorts in their sleep. You also have to pee so you just let it out right there. You notice their arms are no longer raised, but you can still smell the rest of them.
When they wake up, they stretch their arms, and you once again get a whiff of their armpits.
"Did you sleep well, darling?" Rarity asks. She farts and giggles.
"I sure did," you say.
Applejack farts and says "How would you like a bath? You're real wet and smelly right now."
"Not as wet and smelly as you two," you say with a wink. "But I would very much like a bath."
Rarity and Applejack give you a bath in your wet, smelly outfit, then blow dry you. They of course stay dirty and smelly and don't take the bath themselves.
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