Yona and Spike were sitting next to one another as they tried to enjoy their late breakfast, Though the combined efforts of Cadance, and Shining Armor were making it rather hard to do so, the additions of Flurry Heart and Twilight made it practically impossible.

"So you two haven't...done it?" Shining asked awkwardly as he tried to avoid using the explicit word with Flurry in the room, Spike sipped on his coffee before setting it down and turning to his brother.

"Yeah," He confirmed before turning to his Pancakes and partaking in them.

"Wow," Shinning said scratching his chin "That's some serious resolve,"

"Oh honey hush," Cadance said as she and Twilight looked at the list they had swapped from Spike's room. "oh I didn't even think of the Dragon dress code," She said as she pulled out her Wedding Planner's journal and began jotting down what was on the list, "Rarity will try to make everything fashionable by her standards-" as Cadance began muttering about the task of finding a none-Rarity fashionista to work with the dragons Shining went to Spike's side.

"Have you at least seen her goods?" He asked earning an odd look from Spike.

"No?" He replied, "Why?" Shining gasped and instantly stuck his hoof in his mouth before looking to make sure no one else in the room had heard him.

"Spike, are you sure you're ready to commit to a relationship level of this magnitude with so little...experience with your partner?" Spike looked to Shining and saw the most serious expression he'd ever seen on his elder brother's face.

"um?" Spike replied Shining squinted at him before backing away and moving to Cadance.

"I feel like I just pushed a button that's gonna ruin our day," Spike said just loud enough for Yona to hear before returning to his food.

"Of course you did," Yona replied with a shrug as she picked up her mug "Yona just worries about what will happen when she pushes the wrong button," She started drinking and Spike chuckled

"Oh I'm not looking forward to that," he replied before chugging his mug of joe. As the two were talking Shining slid over to Cadance.

"Something wrong?" She asked when he got close enough.

"I just asked Spike a few questions about himself and Yona,"

"And?" She asked looking over at him inquisitive.

"They haven't done anything intimate together," Cadance looked at Shining for a moment before placing her quill down and shutting her book.

"So," Cadance asked looking at Yona and Spike. "How long have you two been dating?" luckily for the duo they had already crafted a fake backstory for just such an occasion.

"Not too long after the School of Friendship opened," Spike replied before biting into his toast.

"Yona was helping Applejack clean up and Spike came in cause Fluttershy needed Applejack for something regarding a bear and he took her place, and after a few hours of cleaning up and talking we decided to meet the next day for lunch, then we met again, and again-" Yona rolled her hand and Spike finished the story up.

"And we never really stopped," Spike said as he looked at his empty mug and just managed to frown at it when Yona slid him hers and he happily polished it off.

"So," Cadance said with a smile "Is there a reason you two haven't really...gotten to know each other?" She winked at them before Spike and Yona even had to try and think of a response to that Twilight coughed.

"Because I'll be having none of that in this castle," She said with a nod.

"Oh," Shining said with raised ears "Yeah I hadn't considered that, I suppose a 9-foot tall Yak isn't the stealthiest creature, even if their partner is a 4-foot dragon,"

"Hey," Spike snapped back "4 foot 7 thank you very much, and that's without my tail,"

"Hm," Cadance hummed to herself as she looked between the two in silence.

"Oh I do not like that look," Spike said as he saw a glint in Cadance's eye he had never seen before.

"Yona agrees," She said as she got to her feet picked Spike up, and made to place him on her shoulder only for him to be enveloped in Twilight's magic.

"I wanna know what's up with you and carrying him around like he's a parrot," Twilight said as she set Spike on the ground, Standing next to her Spike looked so much smaller than he usually did and Twilight only just managed not to laugh at how comical the two looked next to each other. "Never mind," She amended through a chortle as she picked him up and placed him on Yona's shoulder. "It'd be impossible to have a conversation with him without cracking up,"

"Alright," Yona said as she began moving towards the door "We're done with our breakfast, figure we might go out and do...stuff," Yona tried to head to the door only for Cadance to teleport in front of it and stop the yak in her tracks.

"So I take it you two have nothing planned for the day?" She asked. The two tried to think up something before looking at each other in defeat and sighing.

"Not really no," Spike replied.

"Great," Cadance said as she opened the front door "You can come with me and Shining to the Empire, we need you two to help with a few things, check out the throne room, get a feel for the place, maybe spend the night?" Something about the way she said 'spend the night' made the two shiver.

"We don't have to spend the night," Spike replied with a polite smile "We...um..." Spike looked to Yona who sighed and said simply.

"Also have nothing planned for tomorrow," Spike sighed in defeat.

"Give us a few minutes to pack up and-"

"No need," Cadance replied happily "Rarity already sent up quite a few clothes that you two need to try on anyway, including some very soft Pajama for the two of you,"

"Yay," They said in unison as they followed Cadance out of the Castle.

"Shining," Twilight said suspiciously as her Brother made to follow with Flurry in his hands. "You and Cadance aren't taking them to the empire simply so I can't stop them from-" Twilight looked down at Flurry for a brief moment before continuing "-doing it are you?"

"Don't be silly Twily," Shining replied with a chuckle "That's just a bonus, we really do need to have them check out where they're gonna get married,"

"They are way too young to be to participate in such...acts," Shining gave Twilight a 'really' face before calling out.

"Hey Yona," Hearing her name Yona turned to him "How old are you?"

"Yona is 19," She replied simply "Why you ask?"

"Just checking something," he said smugly before looking to Twilight and adding "Last I checked Spike was 18, making them both just the right age to be old enough to participate in such acts," Twilight tried and failed to argue with her brother and ended up just turning away from him.

"Well he's too young as long as he's under my roof," She snapped back, having been asked to babysit Flurry she took her niece and left the room.

"Good thing he'll be under mine then," Shining replied to the empty room before rushing after his wife, brother, and soon to be Sister in law.

Yona and Spike looked around Cadence and Shining Armor's Crystal train.

"Well this is...nice," Yona said as she looked at the guards sitting in silence on the rows of comfy seats, each with a table in front of them, Spike looked around the place.

"So we'll just take a seat and-"

"Oh don't be silly, we have a special 'seat' for you two,"

'I was afraid of that," he muttered as he and Yona were led to a different train car, once inside they found a medium-sized common room with a hall leading to 8 other rooms.

"The first one on the left," Cadance said patting Yona on the back "You two try not to have too much fun," She smiled then added in a quieter voice "But do try to have some fun," Yona made her way to the room and frowned at the size of the door, Spike jumped off her shoulder and made his way into the room, inside he found a chair and desk, a large bed, and a mirror on the wall.

"Cozy," Spike said before turning to Yona as she tried to duck in "Horns first," Spike called as they stuck on the door frame, Yona pulled back and put one of her horns inside the room, and slowly squeezed into the room, once inside the two realized that Yona alone took up a quarter of the room.

"Looks like Yona will be laying in the bed this trip," She said with a sigh as she moved around the desk and chair and sat on the bed, it was just a little too short for her so her feet hung over the edge.

"You know looking at you now," Spike said as he shut the door "I hope I stay tiny for a long, long time," Spike made his way to the desk and hoped into the chair, Spike looked at the empty desk for a moment before sighing. "I see the only entertainment is each other," He said with a sigh before getting off the chair and going to the edge of the bed. "May I?" he asked politely, Yona easily picked him up and put him next to her belly Spike yawned and curled up into a ball.

"This is a good blanket," He declared as Yona got under the covers, She began moving the Pillows and after a moment counted a total of 5.

"Wanna Pillow house?" She asked the small dragon.

"Sure," Spike replied without looking back at her, Yona took her Pillow Pile and began the task of trying to box Spike inside, after a moment the only part of Spike still in view was his tail. "Real estate," Spike sang out from inside it before there was a knock on the door.

"Come in," Yona called out, after a moment Cadance made her way into the room and gave a quick look around.

"Where's Spike?"

"Real estate," Spike repeated from the pillows to catch Cadence's attention, upon seeing the little fort the alicorn started laughing.

"I see the two of you have your own way of having fun," She laughed as the fort came crashing down and Spike uncurled himself. "Just wanted to make sure you two were good before the train takes off, it'll be 4 and a half hours to the empire and I'll be spending the trip rescheduling all the appointments I had this and next month," Spike and Yona looked at each other for a moment.

"I don't suppose you could get us a few more Pillows?" Yona asked earning a smile from Cadance.

"Honey I can get you and Spike all the Pillows, and if you two get hungry or thirsty there's a mini-fridge in the common room," Cadance lit her horn and proceeded to empty the 7 other rooms of their Pillows and Blankets, providing the two with a huge pile at the end of their bed. "You two have fun in your own special way," She said before leaving and closing the door. Spike and Yona looked at each other, then the pile, and smiled.

"This just got a lot more entertaining," they cheered as Spike jumped off the bed, and Yona stripped it of its building material, Spike took the Chair and rolled it out the door and down the hall, upon finding the mini-fridge he swiped some of the drinks and snacks from it before rolling the chair back. upon returning he found Yona had taken the Mattress of the Bed frame and put it on the floor. Spike rolled the chair into the room and closed the door with his tail before making his way to his friend.

"So what you thinkin'?" he asked as he looked at the pile.

"I think I should pick it all up, and just drop it on top of us," Yona declared as she got to her hooves and picked up as much of it as she could.

"Oh, wait before you do that," Spike called back as he rushed over to her and tugged a Blanket free, once he had his prize he placed it on the Mattress and tucked it into the side before sitting on it and raising his arms. "Bury me," he declared, Yona laughed and got on top of the mattress before dropping it on him and sitting next to the pile, She waited for a second before his muffled voice cried out. "REAL ESTATE!" with a laugh she began digging into the pile and burning herself at the same time, after a minute of searching she found a green spine and pulled Spike's head above the pile. He took a deep breath and cried out in childlike joy "Bury me again!" Yona laughed.

"Oh no, it's Yona's turn to be buried," She replied as she began gathering up the Blankets and Pillows into a Tower to topple onto herself, as the two played in their blanket tsunami Cadance smiled from outside the hall, having cast an invisibility charm on herself so as to not be noticed when Spike had left to get the drinks.

"Nice to see they're having fun," She said before teleporting away to go take care of her schedule.

Author's Note

I had fun with this.