A Very Confusing Adventure With Chef Pee Pee

by arandomboi12

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Romance, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Profanity, Random, Princess Celestia, Sex, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 1074

Nah, it's just me, n***a!

Fernando 'Pee Pee' Strongbottom, or commonly known and referred to as Chef Pee Pee is a French-born Italian chef that works for Bowser and Bowser Junior as a slave and presumably a butler too. Bowser and his family place all of their tasks on him even when he is simply trying to enjoy himself, no matter how simple they may be. Because of this, he is very stressed out and can get sad or angry easily. So one day, he wishes upon a star to go somewhere else... a vacation of somesorts... so he ends up in equestria!

Published 2020-05-24 06:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-05-24 06:50:01 UTC

The Wish (WHY THE HELL AM I A PONY?!)

A chef is awake on the bottom of a bunk bed as the sun shined on his face as he heard yelling from the distance. He sighed as he knew what was going to happen.

“CHEF PEE PEE! WAKE YOUR ASS UP AND CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN!” A voice bellowed at the bottom of the stairs. It was none other than his boss Bowser. Bowser kicked the door open to his room as he marched forward to his bed and yanked chef peepee by the hat. He then threw him to an egg covered stove. Chef Pee Pee was now pissed off.

“NOW EXPLAIN THIS CHEF PEE PEE! WHY’D YOU DO IT?!” He shouted.

“It wasnt me it was probably Junior or Jeffy! I didn’t do that! In fact, JUNIOR!” Chef Pee Pee yelled as Bowser’s son, Bowser Junior showed up. He is bratty, annoying, racist, dimwitted, whining, demanding, and mindless. Junior is known for being an annoyance to everyone around the house, especially towards Chef Pee Pee, and always caused a disruption that usually leads to Bowser yelling at Chef Pee Pee for it or sometimes vice/versa. And that is what’s happening right now.

“What is it Chef Pee Pee?” Junior said innocently. This bastard knew exactaly what he did.

“Did you cause this mess?! Don’t lie neither, cause I know you did this!” Chef Pee Pee referred to the mess on the stove.

“I didn’t do that! It was probably you because you said ‘oh I’m gonna get Junior in trouble!’ and that what you did long nose!” Bowser Junior said with a huff. Now he was really pissed off.

“Stop lying you stupid red hair ginger fuck! I know it was you so stop lying dammit!”

“YOU DON’T TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT SLAVE! NOW CLEAN IT UP OR I’M GONNA MURDER YOU! Now I’m gonna go watch Charley!” He said with a huff as well. Chef Pee Pee let out an angered yell.

“AAAAAUUUUGHHH!!!”

The day for the chef was pretty uneventful. He could hear Junior and his friends doing stuff upstairs, stopping Jeffy from smashing plates (although pretty ineffective as he did it anyway) he did his usual cooking and cleaning things as well grocery shop. He was just finishing cleaning up the dining table when Bowser came up to him,

“Finally I can stop working-”

“Nope!” he placed a trash bag right beside Chef Pee Pee. He sighed.

“Should’ve known.” he then picked up the trash can and carried it the trash bin outside.
“Why does my life have to suck? God can you tell me why?” Chef Pee Pee said as something caught his eyes. It was a star that shined brighter than any star he has ever seen. He remembered back when he was a teenager, he would take girls to the top of make out point to woo them. He ended up getting slapped.

“Oh what a nice star. When I was just a kid, I would just stare at the stars all the time and make pointless wishes. Well i have nothing to waste. If it could happen, I wish to be somewhere else. Another world where no one is gonna treat me badly!” A few moments of silents passed by “Knew it-” a puff of smoke and the chef was gone.

“Ugh my head. Hey where am I? He gripped his head with a… hoof? Confused by the touch, he pulled back to see a tan furred hoof. He then noticed that he got a bit smaller than before. Naturally, he panicked.

“What happened to me?! No it can’t be!” he went to a nearby puddle. He was now a pony. Even worst, spears were pointed at his head as he gulped and turned around to see ponies in golden armor.

“Who are you?!” A guard yelled at the chef.

“Look I just as confused as you are but I didn’t cause any trouble dude! Just dont kill me!” The guards lowered their spears a bit.

“Well who are you then?” One ask.

“That should be described in a song my friends.”

Chef Pee Pee in the kitchen, I'm the king of cooking things
Got macaroni, Pizza ,Cookies, And some ice cream!
And when it comes to cooking, I’m like Zeus or Hercules!
Cause Bowser's really angry and he might just murder me!
Toad wants to help, But he gets all on my nerves!
He's always touching things like get out of here you turd!
I can make turtle soup or cook an angry bird!
Chef Pee Pee is the best, Everybody spread the word!
I got Goombas in the oven, and penguins in the pot (the pot)
I can make meal out of anything you got! (got)
I can turn a rock a pie or a souffle (Vola!)
And i can turn some cat litter into a nice cheesecake! (Ayy)

Chef Pee Pee is the best
Chef Pee Pee is the best!
Chef Pee Pee is the best
I am better then the rest!

Chef Pee Pee is the best
Chef Pee Pee is the best!
Chef Pee Pee is the best
Tell me who just made this mess!

The guards all clapped at his singing as Chef Pee Pee just shrugged it off as having pity on him because Goodman said it was cringy as hell. Suddenly a voice came from behind him which sounded motherly.

“Hello there. Who might you be?” He turned around to see the leader and the controller of the sun, Celestia. All of the guards bowed as the chef introduced himself.

“My name is Fernando 'Pee Pee' Strongbottom or just Chef Pee Pee. Also I might sound crazy but I made a wish on a star and ended up here.” He said while Celestia nodded. It has been years since Treadrur had passed any type of planet. She suddenly noticed his long horn on his head. Is he a… prince of some sorts?

“Are you perhaps a… prince?” She asked him.

“Yeah why? Also, how did you guess?” He questioned. Then, she bowed to him in respect, which confused the chef greatly

“I am Celestia and I’m happy to meet you.”

I feel like I’ll like it here! Chef Pee Pee thought.

Author's Note

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GINGERS... GOOD THING I CLEARED THIS UP FOR YOU GUYS