From Cool To Cute

Chapters

Who Are You?
I’m Not Being Cute!
Pranking Goes Too Far
Saving Water
Secret’s Out
The Big Decision

Who Are You?

I’m not where I belong, but hey, I’m not complaining. Unlike Earth, this new place – Equestria – is actually very peaceful and actually pretty fun, despite their limits on technology (so no video games or smartphones, which is a bummer). When I first arrived in this strange new land with only the clothes on my back, I was unaware of my surroundings. I landed in a dense forest filled with prickly plants, dark green vegetation, and terrifying figures at every turn. However, I wasn’t defenseless. Somehow, I had gained some magical abilities to help defend myself, although it took me a couple of days to practice and master my newfound abilities.

I soon found my way to a small town filled with ponies of all shapes, sizes, and... colors. And it wasn’t even just ponies; there were pegasi and unicorns roaming about. I must have been hallucinating or something. Out of nowhere, I saw a rainbow blur fly past me, missing my head by an inch and crashing into the woods behind me. I took a minute to register what just happened. I almost got my fucking head blown off on my first day in a new world. I looked behind me and on the ground, nearly buried in dirt, sat a pegasus with a mane and tail composed of all the colors of the rainbow, and her coat was as blue as the sky. “E-excuse me, are you okay?” I spoke to the creature with concern. It was probably hurt and needed medical attention, but I didn’t know anything about equines. I was about to slap myself for thinking a pony, let alone a pegasus, would be able to understand English, until it spoke back to me.

“I’m okay.” It had a raspy voice that, to me, sounds kind of cute. It almost makes her sound like a tomboy. I didn’t know what to do. I was shocked to hear an animal talk, I just let my jaw hang in the wind as I stared at the pegasus in disbelief. “Hey, what are you looking at?” She turned to look at me with rosy, magenta eyes. I drew myself together and picked my jaw off the floor, still looking dumbstruck at the pegasus.

“How the hell- how are you able to talk?” I spat these words out before I could think about what I had just said. The pegasus just looked at me with a confused expression on its face.

“What are you talking about? Everypony can talk!” She looked at me with a face of annoyance.

“I’m sorry, I’m not from around here.” I just looked away out of embarrassment, hoping she’d just pass on by and forget I said anything or even existed. But instead, she did the exact opposite. She came closer to me and looked me over. She looked over my features and examined my limbs, body, facial structure, even the clothes I was wearing.

“Yeah, I can see that. Where are you from, and more importantly, who are you?” Normally when I read a story or watch a show about people being transported to other realities or universes, the first question on anyone’s mind would be: “what are you?” So consider my surprise when she asked “who” I was.

I explained everything to her: my name is Samuel, I’m a human from another world called Earth in another universe, I had no idea how I came to this place; I just fell asleep one night and I found myself in this forest. I also explained the strange magical powers I had obtained when I first arrived. The sky-blue pegasus asked about the “cutie mark” I had on my shoulder: it was a design of a demon’s skull with two horns protruding from either side of its temple and curve inward. I explained to her that it’s just a tattoo, it’s sort of like a drawing that gets etched into your skin with a needle and some ink and it hurts like a bitch. The sky-blue pegasus smiled warmly towards me and introduced herself as Rainbow Dash, the awesomest pegasus in all of Equestria. “Well that just seems rather prideful, dont ya think?” I shouldn’t have said that because she turned face me with a rather stern look on her face.

“Excuse me, but nopony, and I mean nopony, can top Rainbow Dash’s speed! I’m planning on becoming a Wonderbolt, Equestria’s top notch arial team.” She was so pompous with her skills, but she seemed kind and very cute.

“Well, Rainbow Dash, do you mind showing me around my new home?” I looked at her with sincerity and she smiled back.

“Of course! Just follow me and I’ll help you get settled in.”

Over the next few weeks, Rainbow Dash has helped me fit into the small town called Ponyville and make a few friends along the way. She’s even gone out of her way to buy me food, crash at her place, and help me find a job to sustain myself. In exchange, I volunteered to show her some human fighting moves and martial art styles I’ve learned back on Earth. Dash won a few times, but mostly because her speed was able to catch me off guard and attack my unprotected areas with ease. Never, in all my 19 years of existence, have I ever thought I would make such a dependable friend.

More than a year later, I made friends with 5 more ponies of each of the three races: Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle. Along with me and Rainbow Dash, we each embodied the 7 Elements of Harmony: kindness, laughter, honesty, generosity, loyalty, equality (me), and magic. Together we helped save Equestria from multiple dangers through the Magic of Friendship. However, I had a feeling that me and Rainbow Dash’s relationship is becoming more than just a simple friendship.

After fighting off the changeling invasion of Canterlot, Rainbow Dash has been acting differently towards me. Lately she’s been visiting me more often, and not just weekly checkups like she normally does, now it’s daily; she’s been inviting you over to play some video games at her place in Cloudsdale (so ponies are somewhat evolved in technology), and I’ve even started to notice she loses some of her bravado whenever I’m around. If those aren’t indications of affection and my “manly charm” working, then I don’t know what is?

Author's Note

Just an introduction chapter for Samuel. How Samuel first met the love of his life, Rainbow Dash, and how their friendship bloomed into something even more.

I’m Not Being Cute!

“Alright man. Take a deep breath. You can do this. Maybe she likes you too, who knows? I mean, who wouldn’t like you with your muscular figure, your charming smile, and your ability to put a smile on anyone’s face?” I placed a finger under my chin and flashed a smile at an invisible audience which only made me feel even more embarrassed if Rainbow Dash saw this. I sighed and went to knock on her door without another thought. No answer.

Maybe she’s not home at the moment. As I turned around to leave, a voice called me from above. I recognize the voice and look up to see the gorgeous blue pegasus smiling down at me with her beautiful magenta eyes.

“What are you doing here?” she asked as she landed right in front of me. “And how are you able to stand on clouds? Only pegasi have the ability to do that?”

“To answer your second question, I cast a spell on myself to be able to stand on any surface – such as water, lava, or even clouds – without falling through and plummeting to my demise. Also, I am able to fly without the need of wings due to my magic. Next, to answer the first question, I was wondering if you’d maybe... want to... go out? Maybe at a bar, a movie, maybe get some lunch somewhere?” I blurted out that last response without thinking. You fucking idiot! You’re taking this way too fast! Even Dash wouldn’t move this fast you dumbass!

“Sure.”

I stopped cursing at myself and just stared at her with a dumbfounded expression. “What?”

“I – uh – would like to go out with you.” She lowered her head, but I could see her cheeks blush with a bright red. “M-maybe we can go to a bar? Get a few drinks?”

“Yeah. That sounds good. I’m pretty loaded on bits thanks to you. Uh – do you have any good recommendations?” She looked up at me with a kind smile and the blush still printed on her cheeks. She nods and decides to lead the way.

“Just try and keep up!” And she dashed off before I could get a single word in.

“Damnit, not today!” I blasted off of the cloud like it was a launchpad and caught right up to her. “You’re not gonna beat me this time, Dash! I may not be as fast as you, but I’ve learned how to maneuver better!”

“Ha! Whatever! Speed is all that matters in this race, later slowpoke!” She sped off ahead of me, leaving me in the dust. I tried my level best to catch up to her but only reached a few feet away from her. She turned her neck around and saw me gaining up on her and flashed a mischievous smile at me.

What are you planning you beautiful blue mare? Before I could think of any possible situations she could plan against me, I noticed her swish her tail to the side just briefly to expose her winking vagina. My eyes widened, and my. Jaw. Dropped. I lagged behind until I couldn’t see her anymore. What the actual fuck did I just witness? That wasn’t on purpose or anything right? I saw Rainbow Dash rushing back towards me – laughing! She was laughing her ass off at my expense!

“Hahaha! You should’ve seen your face!” She attempted to recreate the same face I made earlier, but broke it in her fit of laughter.

I sighed. “How about I just open a portal?” I waved my hand in a circular motion and a red portal appeared out of thin air. “After you.” I said, still slightly annoyed at her last stunt.

“Ha! You’re just scared I’m gonna win anyway.”

“Yeah, after you cheated by flashing your pussy at me.” I said in an annoyed tone. She just scoffed and went through the portal and I followed suit.

The bar we entered was rather calm for a bar, but also pretty full. Ponies were drinking at tables and bar stools and some were even playing at a pool table. The entire establishment reeked of alcohol of every kind. Each whiff introduced another beverage: wine, rum, whiskey, moonshine, etc. “Well, how about we take a seat and get ourselves some drinks?” I asked, gesturing to a booth right in front of us. Dash nodded and we sat down in the only empty booth in the entire establishment.

We both ordered a small meal and two shots of the strongest drinks this bar has. “Hey, I know a challenge you can’t beat me at.” As the waitress set out meals and drinks down on our table, I picked up my shot glass and raised it to my eye level and looked right at Rainbow Dash. “A drinking competition.”

Rainbow Dash raises an eyebrow with curiosity. “Oh really? And what makes you so sure you can beat me in a drinking competition?”

I just smiled and replied, “Because, back in my world, I was a pretty heavy drinker. I would drink so much that alcohol basically started to lose its effect on me. Not even the strongest drinks could knock me out, even if I drank the entire bottle.”

This seemed to get Rainbow into the competition mood, because she downed her entire shot in one second. “Come and try me big guy! I ain’t gonna lose to you at anything.” I downed my shot and asked the waiter for six more shots of the same exact drink. She placed them on our table and me and Dash grabbed one of each.

“One!”

“Two!”

“Three!”

We took off and drank every shot like every glass contained a viable liquid that was fundamental to our health. After clearing our three shots, we called over the waitress for another round. She set them on the table and we drank away.

I still didn’t feel drunk after six drinks. However, I noticed Rainbow Dash was starting to teeter in her seat and her eyes were getting groggy. “Hey Dash, you wanna call it quits? You still have a long way to go to beat me. I’m not even drunk yet.”

She glared at me through her alcohol fueled eyes. “I’m not – hic – done yet. I can still take you on!”

“You know, you look pretty cute when you’re drunk, Dash.”

“Shut up! I’m not being cute!” She took one more shot and she hit the ground hard and passed out cold.

I looked over the table at her sprawled out body. She was still breathing. I decided to finish the last of her drinks and pay the tab. “Excuse me,” I called for the waitress, “can we get our meal to go?”

“Damn Rainbow, you’re pretty weak when it comes to alcohol, huh?” I looked at her small, fragile figure in my arms. She looked so cute when she’s asleep. I managed to make it back to her house before dark. Man am I lucky I can creat portals. I placed Dash on her bed and pulled the covers over her to protect her from the cold. As I turned around to leave, I could her her voice whispering into the dark:

“Don’t leave me Sam. I love you.”

I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if I stayed for the night? I took off my shoes and laid myself right next to Rainbow Dash; running my fingers through her soft, blue fur. It’s almost like touching a cloud. You can tell yourself you’re not cute all you want, Dash, but we both know what you’re really like. I rested my face into the back of her head and drifted to the realm of sleep.

Pranking Goes Too Far

Author's Note

This is where the clop comes in. You’ve been warned.

Pranking Goes Too Far

The sun crept through the window and slowly made its way to my face. The warm feeling of the sun’s rays were enough to wake me up from my slumber. That and the constant snoring being produced by a certain blue pegasus. I slowly opened my eyes and allowed them to slowly adjust to see what was in front of me: Rainbow Dash’s face was turned towards me. She was still sound asleep and still looked as cute as ever. Her muzzle was only a few inches away from mine, I could almost taste her breath; I could almost feel what it would be like to kiss her...

NO!

I turned over to face the ceiling. I can’t do that now! I only got into bed with her because she sounded like she didn’t want to be left alone (though that could have been the alcohol talking) and it was already getting late so I just thought I could stay the night!

I looked over at Rainbow Dash one more time before I decided to get up. I tried to get out as quietly as possible, but my movements only caused Rainbow to finally wake up from her slumber as well. “Good morning,” she said as she stretched out her limbs to get ready for the day, “hey, what happened last night?”

This question brewed a despicable plot in my mind. Of course we had that drinking contest at the bar, she passed out after seven or eight shots, I carried her back to her place, and I decided to sleep with her because it was late. But, I could prank her and tell her we did other things before we went to sleep.

“Well, we had that drinking contest,” I said.

“Yeah I remember that.”

“You passed out after seven or eight shots. That stuff was pretty strong, I’ll tell ya.”

“Wait, did I win?”

I just looked at her and shook my head. Her face dropped. “You fell out of your seat and I finished your drinks, making my total at least nine shots.”

“Damnit. I didn’t want to lose to you. Guess you are good at drinking games after all. Better than me.” She sounded depressed. I’d hate to see her like this, so I placed a hand on her back and tried my best to comfort her.

“Hey, it’s okay. Not everyone can win at something. The best thing you can do is, I guess, practice until you can take more alcohol?” I tried to give her a reassuring smile, but the advice I gave her sounded so bad and so cringey, I thought she was just gonna try and pull away, but she giggled a bit and smiled at me.

“Yeah, I guess. I’ll keep drinking till it’s you that falls out of their seat first!”

“Dream on fly girl. Anyway, after you passed out, I carried you back home and laid you in your bed, and since it was already getting late, I decided to sleep here for the night.” Her face turned a deep shade of red and she looked away from me out of embarrassment. Now for the kicker. “Also, you may have tried to have drunk-sleep-sex with me last night.” Her entire expression changed from embarrassment to pure shock. She looked at me as if I had killed her an innocent animal.

“What!?” she shouted at the top of her lungs, “when, I mean, how? What!? I would have known that! Did you cum inside me?” I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I let myself go and laughed my fucking ass off. Her expression changed again from shock to pure rage. “It’s not funny Sam.”

“Oh I think it’s pretty funny! Consider this payback for all the times you’ve pranked me so far!” I couldn’t stop laughing at her reaction!

“Do you want to?”

“Huh?” I stopped laughing and Rainbow Dash was standing on all fours at this point, glaring into my eyes.

“Do you want to fuck?” Her face was no longer filled with rage, but of determination. She’s going to treat even sex as a challenge?

“I-I uh, I mean, if you’re fine with it.”

“Alright then, get down.” She placed her fore hooves on my shoulders and pushed me back down onto the bed. I wasn’t expecting this! I didn’t think she would take things this quickly! “Pants,” she said, gesturing to my jeans, “take them off. Now.”

“Yeah sure.” I proceeded to unzip my pants and pull down my jeans and underwear to reveal an already stiff erection. Rainbow Dash just marveled at its size and girth. She ran her hooves along my balls and slowly moved them up my shaft and then to the tip.

“So this is what a human dick looks like,” she said, as she marveled at my massive shaft, “looks like you’ve been thinking of me, huh?” She flashes me a mischievous grin and proceeds to lick my scrotum and slowly worked her way up my shaft and finally to my tip, which already had some pre-cum leaking from it. She proceeded to twirl her tongue around the tip of my cock, which sent shocks of pleasure coursing through my body through every nerve.

She released my shaft from the wet chamber, known as her mouth, but continued to pleasure me through a rather pleasant hoof-job. “How about another competition? First one to cum loses!” She continues to slobber all over my rod, making it wet and slippery, using tongue techniques and even performing a deep throat! She finally pulled off my dick with a loud pop as her lips detached from my tip, “Mmm, tasty. I isn’t know meat could taste this good!” We both chuckled at her joke and she proceeded to climb on top of me, positioning her gorgeous flower over my slick, lubricated phallus. “Get ready to ride the Rainbow!”

She slammed down hard on my shaft, sending a sharp pain through my groin while also sending pleasure through Dash’s brain. “Ah fuck!” I screamed as I felt my dick throbbing in pain inside Dash’s wet region. “You could’ve just slid it inside, but no! You decide to slam down full force onto my dick?!”

She just rolled her eyes, “Oh stop being such a filly and rut me already stud!” She began to move her hips up and down to a rhythm, slamming her hips down on my crotch with a wet slap every time. “Aah, haah, fuck... yes!” Dash moaned out in pleasure. Her face contorted into an erotic face with her tongue sticking out, almost as an ahegao expression.

I could tell she was nearing her limit, so I grabbed her hips and slammed even harder and faster than before, making her moan even louder than before. “You’re gonna cum aren’t you?” I asked, “I can tell. You’re gonna cum and I’m gonna win! Come on and cum already!” Rainbow Dash leaned forward and hugged me tight as she blasted her flower’s warm nectar all over her bed. We were left panting and gasping for breath as I laid sprawled on her bed while she rested her head on my heaving bosom.

“Well, looks like I win again.” I smiled with confidence as Dash just laid on me with an even more determined look on her face.

“Oh, Tartarus no! I’m not going down that easily! Best of 3, come on, unless you don’t think you can take another round?” She got off of my chest and bent over in front of me, revealing her now drenched mare-hood.

“Well, I didn’t cum yet, sooo...” I placed both hands on Dash’s sweet, plump ass cheeks and pulled her onto my still stiff rod. “I’m not gonna stop until I cum, you got that?” I started thrusting and plunging my thick shaft deep into her love canal, reaching the very end of her tunnel and to her cervix.

“Hey, wait a minute, gah!” She could t even complete her sentence as I pounded her slobbering pussy. I pulled her in tightly and hugged her with all the strength I had in my arms, resting her back against my clothed chest. As I continued to pound her mare-hood, I reached one arm around and vigorously rubbed her bulbous clit; this sent a surge of euphoria through Rainbow Dash as she sprayed more vaginal fluids all over her sheets. I stopped for a brief moment, letting her catch a breath, but after a few seconds it was back to fucking.

“We’re not done!” I yelled, “I still haven’t cum yet!” I turned around and planted her face into a pillow with her plump ass up as I proceeded to fuck her doggy-style. She started hugging and biting into the pillow as wave after wave of pleasure shot through her body and through her brain.

It was at that moment, I could feel it building up. “Ah, Dash I’m about to cum!” Before I could pull out, she bucked me off of her and knocked me back-first onto the bed. She climbed on top of me and brought her groin crashing down onto my rod and squeezed the walls of her vagina until every last drop of semen escaped my testicles and filled the inner sanctum that is her womb. Our lips connected and locked as we kissed vigorously with passion and... love. These kisses weren’t of lust, but of affection. She broke the kiss and fell flat on my sweat covered chest.

Our chests heaved in and out, we gasped for air as we tried to calm our bodies down from the intimate experience we just had. Dash picked her head up and looked into my eyes with a look of compassion. “I love you Sam.” She kissed me on the lips before I could respond. Her tongue wrapped around mine as if trying to tie each other. “I didn’t want to tell you before, because I thought it would be too mushy for you and you’re so cool and I didn’t-“ I placed a finger on her lips to silence her and smile.

“Are you kidding? I was thinking the exact same thing about you!” We both chuckled at each other’s confusion and frustration. “Wait, I came inside you!” I was struck with panic at the thought of Rainbow Dash getting pregnant now.

“It’s okay. I wanted you to cum inside dummy.”

I just looked at her with the most confused look on my face. “Huh? Why would you want that?”

“Because I thought back to Cadence’s and Shining Armor’s wedding and thought ‘what if that were us?’ So I thought we should start a family. I’m sorry if that makes you uncomfortable Sam, I-“

I gave her a little peck on the lips. That seemed to shut her up. “I’d love that Dash. I love you! Why would I not want to start a family with you?” Dash looked at me with bright eyes full of joy and happiness. “Though the only thing I worry about is a weird hybrid offspring.” She just laughs it off and kisses my cheek.

“Really, that’s what worries you? I’m sure it’ll turn out fine. It’s got our genes after all!”

“Yeah I guess you’re right. Wanna take a quick power nap and then hit the shower?” I asked as I hugged Dash even tighter now.

“Sounds good, babe.” She nuzzled her face into my chest before falling asleep. I could feel myself drifting into the realm of dreams as well. I finally closed my eyes, but not before noticing a pink head with pink, poofy hair peeking out of the window, but before I could do anything about it, I finally passed out cold.

Saving Water

The coolness of the evening enveloped me, even as I was under the sheets and wrapped in the warm embrace of my favorite blue pegasus. Even though I was still tired, I forced my eyelids to open, and I scanned my surroundings.

The sun was already halfway through its course in the sky. I looked at my watch and noticed it was already 3:00 pm. We fucked through the night, then through the morning, who knows, maybe we’ll fuck later again this evening. Wait. I remember something last night. My heart almost stopped when I thought about it. I got Rainbow Dash pregnant! I was about to panic, but before I could, another memory came in, ”...I thought back to Cadence’s and Shining Armor’s wedding and thought ‘what if that were us?’ So I thought we should start a family.” That sent a wave of relief over me and everything tense within me relaxed.

I looked over to Rainbow Dash, whose soft body was pressed up against mine, her hooves were wrapped around me and the grip she had on me made me feel like a teddy bear or another stuffed animal. I also noticed she wasn’t snoring, unlike last night. When she doesn’t snore, her face looks so adorable. I smiled and decided it was about time to get up.

Carefully, I picked up the hoof that was resting on top of me with my fingers and gently rested it onto Rainbow Dash’s abdomen. Slowly, I lifted myself up and out of the bed, so as to prevent her from feeling any sudden movements and waking up with a start. Finally, I landed my feet on the—not solid, but—ground. Cloud. I landed my feet on the cloud floor of her bedroom, and quickly stood up, which was a bad idea. As soon as I stood up, my mind became hazy and everything began to spin. I guess having sex two consecutive times without a pit stop in between really isn’t healthy.

I tried my best to balance myself, trying to grab a dresser, nightstand, anything to hold onto to stabilize myself. In the end I couldn’t find anything and fell to the floor with a poof. Of course the floor was incredibly soft, so I didn’t have to cry out in pain, but I was afraid the poof was loud enough to wake up Dash. Sure enough, I could hear her shuffling in the bed. Hopefully, she seemed to go back to sleep. She didn’t call out my name or try to look over the bed. I took a deep breath, trying to get fresh oxygen to my brain so I can at least walk properly. I slowly got up from the floor, but as soon as I tried to get on my feet, I was unable to stand. Damnit. Wait, I have magic! You idiot. Of course, how could I forget? I placed my hand upon my chest a said a simple incantation: vegetat et confirma.* Suddenly, strength returned to my legs and I could feel my body regaining energy. I stood up and this time I didn’t fall over.

I looked over to Rainbow Dash’s sleeping figure and was felling a bit of confliction. Should I leave her here? Or should I stay until she wakes up? Aha! An idea! Why not both? Using my magic, I created a small blade and cut the palm of my hand and spoke an incantation: scinditur anima recreant.* From my blood, a form took shape. It started out as a crimson ball of blood, but soon grew in size at it absorbed the particles from the air and increased in mass. It then grew appendages that resembled limbs and molded itself into a body. It grew a head with my features and it’s entire body was solidifying into flesh. It even grew its own genitals and buttocks. It’s not gay if you’re looking at your own penis right? Anyway, the clone was completely like me in every way. However, it didn’t have the same intelligence as me.

“What is master’s command.” It spoke with a robotic, monotone voice that made it even more unsettling than it should be. Nonetheless, I gave it its direct orders.

“I want you to make breakfast: pancakes, a glass of orange juice, and some toast. Place it all on a tray and leave it in the kitchen. Simple enough?” It actually felt good to be commanding something, even if it’s almost brainless.

“Command understood.” It replied in that creepy monotone voice and proceeded to walk to the kitchen to cook breakfast. I hope.

I sat back on the bed and released a large sigh. I looked back at Rainbow Dash who, surprisingly, didn’t wake up from anything that was going on around her. Damn, is she a heavy sleeper or what? I ran my fingers through her multi colored mane and smiled. “I’m so lucky to have someone like you Dash,” I whispered. I think she may have heard me, because I could see a smile form on her face. I should probably check up on the clone.

I peeked into the kitchen and saw something I was not expecting: the kitchen was in pristine condition, no mess, no pots strewn around, just fresh pancakes, toast, and orange juice sitting on a tray. I looked around and there was no sign of the clone. Soothing on the floor caught my eye however. Right in front of the tray of food, on the floor, was a pile of dust. I guess when clones are done with their given duties, they just die like a Meeseeks from Rick and Morty. *sigh* I grabbed a broom and started sweeping.

I ran my fingers through Dash’s hair and scratched the back of her ear. She giggled and chortled before she finally opened her eyes and woke up. “Morning sleepyhead,” I chimed. We both smiled at each other and gazed into each other’s eyes. She was too beautiful, I didn’t want to take my eyes off of her for a second. “Oh, uh I made you breakfast, since we technically didn’t have any this morning.” I gestured to the tray of food I placed in front of her.

“Sam, you didn’t have to do that.” She looked up at me with those beautiful magenta eyes again.

“Well technically, I didn’t do it. I made a clone and let it do the cooking while I decided to stay with you.”

“Aw. You’re too kind.” She kissed me on the lips and I held her there with my hand around her head for a few seconds until the sound of her growling stomach ruined the moment. “Heheh, I guess I’ll start eating. You gonna have anything?”

“Nah, I’m pretty sure I can wait till—“ I was cut off by the sound of my own growling stomach. “I was going to say I can wait until dinner since it’s already, like 4:00, but I guess I’ll take some food.” For the next few minutes, me and Dash ate our breakfast while we talked about various topics: Cadence and Shining Armor’s wedding; how we should start a family together since I already came inside Rainbow Dash, Dash’s dream to get into the Wonderbolts, and so much more. Finally finishing our breakfast-lunch, I pulled Dash out of bed since almost every muscle in her body is still asleep. I used the same incantation I did on myself to rejuvenate her muscles and get her galloping again, but she stops dead in her tracks.

“Do you smell that?” She sniffs the air and contorts her face in disgust.

I take a big whiff and feel myself about to vomit the food I just ate. “I think that’s from the bedsheets. You know, when we spent all last night and this morning fucking?”

“Oh yeah.” She blushes as she seems like she’s recollecting everything that happened in the last couple of hours. In fact I still remember every thrust and the tightness of her vagina around my cock, every moan she let out and every time she came on me and the sheets. Best times of my life.

“Anyway, we should wash these sheets and take a quick shower. How about it?”

“Yeah good idea.” She seemed ready to puke, so we grabbed every sheet, the blanket, and pillow cases and tossed them into the washing machine. We made sure to use plenty of soap and scent pellets to really get that stench out. After that we headed to the shower to take a warm, relaxing bath. “Hey, I’m trying to save on my water bill, so is it alright if we... take a shower together?” She looked at me expectantly and of course, I said yes.

The rush of warm wet water cascaded down our tired bodies and into the shower floor, flowing down the drain, forming a sort of mini typhoon. Rainbow’s mane glistened as water splashed on it, creating a beautiful spectacle of shining colors.

“Hey Sam, do you mind putting some soap on my back and wings?” she asks, gesturing to the bar of soap and loofa sitting idly. “It’s pretty difficult to reach back there.”

“No problem,” I reply. I’m sure she wants me to do this for another reason. If ponies find it difficult to wash their backs and wings, they wouldn’t smell like lavender and strawberries and candy and all sorts of beautiful smells.

As Dash sits down, I grab the bar of soap and loofa and get to work on Dash’s back. As I’m scrubbing I take a strong whiff of the smell coming from the soap. It’s beautiful lavender scent is intoxicating. It’s sometimes hard to believe this pegasus, the one who is always into playing buckball, likes to get her hooves dirty, and enjoys a good tussle would be into something that smells so good. I rub in long strokes on her back, making sure not to miss a single spot. I want to make sure I can take care of her when she needs me to.

“Mmm.” I peek from behind Rainbow Dash and see her biting her lip. I just smile. I think she may be enjoying this a bit more than normal.

“Hey babe, I’m done with your back, can you extend one of your wings for me?” This seemed to knock Rainbow back into reality and out of her trance.

“Huh? Oh, yeah of course!” She extends her left wing and I take a hold of it. “Ah!” she helped in surprise when I grasped it. “Careful, pegasi wings are sensitive to touch!” Her face said otherwise: she was blushing intensely. A deep, bright shade of red was covered her face as if she was actually enjoying it.

“Heh, that’ll be helpful later then.” I smiled slyly at her as she tried to regain her composure. I continued to gently scrub her wings, but it’s hard to do so when somepony keeps fidgeting and twitching every time I touch it. “There done with that one. Now the next.” Dash sheepishly extended her right wing and I immediately began my work on it. Still fidgeting, Dash did her best to keep still as I cleaned her wing. I looked into the wall of the shower in front of us and I could see her face in the reflection of the water: her eyes were going cross eyed, she was clenching her teeth, her hoof—trying its best not to touch herself.

“There we go, all finished.” I released her wing and let it rest at her side, finally calming her body down. “If you don’t mind, could I clean your front for you?” Dash looked back at me and nodded with a sheepish grin. I rubbed a bit of soap on my hands and lathered them together to prepare them for Rainbow’s body. I coursed my hands along her chest and down her abdomen. She takes sharp intakes of air as my fingers rub along her exposed belly, until finally, my hands reached their destination.

“I know you don’t want both of us to take a bath together, just to save up on the water bill.” I said, looking at her reflection on the wall. “Your face says it all.”

“Well then, hurry up and rut me before I run out of hot water doofus!” I gladly obliged by rubbing my fingers along her vagina. The running water and her own secretions had very different textures, so feeling the difference between them was easy. I plunged two fingers into her opening and thrusted ever so gently. Her gasps and moans made my rod stand at attention as if life were breathed directly into it. Dash cranes her neck to look at me and planted a deep kiss on my lips. Instead of a normal kiss with just lip to lip contact, Dash swirled her tongue around to find mine and as our two organs interlocked with each other, they swirled and tangled, as if they were serpents fighting each other for domination.

As we broke the kiss, Rainbow Dash laid me down on my and proceeded to climb on top of me. I understood and positioned my erection for her pussy to accept. As she slid down my shaft she let out a small moan and proceeded to rock her hips back and forth, grinding my cock around the walls of her vagina. Suddenly she began bouncing her hips on my groin, rising and falling to a rhythm and constricting the walls of her pussy around my shaft.

Every slap of her ass on my groin coaxed more and more cum out of my testicles and into my seminal vesicles, ready to be released. I didn’t want it to end this quickly though! There’s no way she would be satisfied if I finished now. I grabbed her, flipped her over and gently threw her to the ground. I slithered down to her groin region and laid my tongue between her juicy folds.

The flow of the water couldn’t was away the sweet fast of Rainbow Dash’s nether regions. It still tasted sweet like before. “Ah, fuck, Sam! Right there, come on, don’t stop!” I did as she commanded. I dug my tongue deeper and deeper until it couldn’t go any further down her vagina. “Ahhh, FUCK!” she screamed as a warm blast of juices sprayed all over my face, washing over my like a wave of sugar water, with its sweet taste and aroma.

“I think it’s about time to end it, wouldn’t you agree?” I asked, sitting back and spreading out my legs to reveal my still hard member.

“Allow me.” Rainbow Dash got down and began to take my monster cock with her mouth and down her slick throat. Her muzzle job became even more invigorating as time passed on. Soon, she started to take the entirety of my member all the way to the base.

“Wow Dash, you’re starting to get good at deep throating. Ah!” I jerked back as she deep throated again and again. She didn’t let up, she was pushing herself to do the best she could. Heheh. That’s my Dash. As she continued to repeatedly swallow my cock down her slick throat, I could feel semen building up in my tip. “Dash, I’m gonna cum!” Immediately, she pulled off my cock, coughing and gasping for air. She used one wing to grasp my penis and began to stroke it, causing my semen to shoot out and cover Rainbow Dash’s face.

As soon as I released my last load, I look down at Rainbow Dash, whose beautiful blue fur and rainbow mane were covered in white streaks. She licked the corners of her mouth, tasting the bitter taste of semen. “Mmm, it’s not that bad,” she said, smacking her lips.

“Maybe we should... hurry up and finish this shower?”

“Mm, good idea.”

After drying ourselves off, Dash and I decided it would be best to watch some TV to relax. It was only 4:00 pm and the sun wasn’t down yet. The rays hit my back with warmth as I sat in front of the TV with Dash leaning on my side. “Hey babe?” she asked.

“Hm?”

“Nothing I do would ever make you hate me right?”

I looked down at her with a confused expression. “Why would you ever think that? I love you more than anything else in the world? There would be nothing that could make me hate you. Did you do something?”

“No, no not at all! It was just a question, and I’m happy with that answer.” She nuzzled her muzzle into my neck, making her look cuter than she already was.” Is it alright if I take a quick power nap?” she yawned and struggled to keep her eyes open.”

“Sure, I’ll wake you up when I make dinner.”

“I love you, Sam.” With those last four words, she fell asleep.

I kissed her forehead and laid my head on her head as I continued to watch TV. Love you too, Dash, I whispered.

Author's Note

*vegetat et confirma- invigorate and strengthen

*scinditur anima recreant- split and recreate

Secret’s Out

Author's Note

If there is anything that anyone should think I should fix or maybe make the story more appealing, please let me know in the comments. Thank you!

Secret’s Out

“So, what do you plan on getting?” asked Rainbow Dash as she flew circles around me. We were heading to Sugarcube Corner to get some snacks to commemorate our one week anniversary of being in a full relationship. Though that’s normally not a usual time period to commemorate an anniversary.

“Not sure,” I replied, watching my little blue pegasus trying to act cool and composed. “I could just get one of everything! I mean there’s so many good things to get at Sugarcube Corner, it’s so hard to choose just one thing.”

“Hey don’t go stuffing yourself like that. I like sweets as much as the next pony, but there are limits you know?”

I looked at her and raised an eyebrow. “Rainbow Dash talking about limits? That’s a first.” We chuckled as we entered the bakery. The aroma of assorted baked items, pastries, donuts, cakes, and other delicious snacks filled our nostrils and already began to cause our mouths to water.

Pinkie Pie was at the counter, jumping joyfully and Pinkily as usual, ready to take our order. “Hey Sam, hey Rainbow Dash! What can I get you two love birds?” She said this with a mischievous grin. Me and Rainbow Dash exchanges nervous glances. We never told any of our friends because, well, some of them aren’t the best at keeping secrets. If the secret of Rainbow Dash going out on dates and being an absolute teddy bear of a girl/mare-friend, then that would throw out other ponies’ entire perception of her.

“What are you talking about Pinkie?” rainbow asked, now forming beads of sweat on her forehead.

“Oh so you two aren’t dating?”

“Of course not! Why would you think that?” I replied. Although it hurts both of us when we deny our affection for each other, we’re willing—no—I’m willing to do it for Dash’s reputation as the most rambunctious, awesomest, and outgoing pony in all of Equestria.

“So you two weren’t getting at it last week?” Pinkie had that mischievous smile on her face and my body went cold. How could she have known that? There’s no way she could have—oh no. When Dash and I had sex for the first time, as we fell asleep I saw a pink head sticking out from the window, but I couldn’t do anything about it because I was so exhausted. After that night I completely forgot about it. Now the thought returned to me and realizing it was Pinkie who saw us fucking, made me want to jump off a cliff and die.

I looked around the shop to make sure no one was around to hear us. “Pinkie, where did you get this information?” I tried my damn hardest not to blow my top in front of Rainbow Dash, but the temptations were overcoming me.

“I saw you, silly! Last week, in the middle of the night, you and Dash were really going at it. Dash have you taken a pregnancy test yet?” I looked over at Dash who was trying to hide herself under her wings as if trying to disappear.

“Pinkie, please,” I said, “please don’t tell anyone.”

“Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me!”

“Promise?” I gave her a stern look, telling her that I meant business.

“I Pinkie Promise!” She crossed her heart with one hoof and covered one eye, signifying the Pinkie Promise that she chose to uphold. “Now, would you like to order something, or are we just gonna keep talking about your love making? Mind sharing some techniques?”

I wanted to strangle this bubblegum colored pony until she popped like one! However Dash senses the anger building up in me and placed a hoof on my clenched fist. I looked down and saw Dash’s eyes. Though we didn’t say anything, it was clear to me that she needed me to calm down. I took a deep breath and told Pinkie our order.

“Do you think I should take a pregnancy test now?” Rainbow Dash asked as she stuffed a chocolate donut into her mouth.

“Well, let’s answer that question with another question,” I answered taking a bite out of my glazed donut. “Do you want to find out right away, or wait a few months when you start to notice your getting pregnant?”

“Yeah, I guess I should get it now. I mean, I’m not one to wait around for a long time to find out about something.”

I laid my donut down as a thought occurred to me. “Hey Dash?”

“Hm?”

“How long would we keep this a secret? Our relationship? How long are we going to keep this from our friends?”

Rainbow Dash also set down her donut and pondered about the question. “I don’t know. I want to tell them, but I also don’t want my reputation ruined, but I also love being with you. Celestia, it’s so frustrating!” Tears started forming in her eyes from the stress of having to choose between her reputation, her love for me, and the secret we’ve been keeping from our friends. I hugged her tightly and tried my best to comfort her.

“Hey, it’s okay. I’m sure ponies won’t see you any differently. I mean, even though you do act all soft and mushy; I still see you as a strong, bold, outgoing, and awesome pony.” I wiped off her tears and she began to stifle her sniffling.

“You really think so?”

“Of course. I won’t think of you any differently. I’d just know something new about you is all.” That seemed to do the trick, because she seemed to calm down a lot more after I said that. “So think it’s about time we told them?” She looked up at me and nodded. “Good. But first, let’s finish these donuts.”

We decided to have our big reveal at Twilight’s library, since not many ponies actually come by there and it would be more private. One by one our friends filed in: Twilight was already there along with Spike, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, and of course Pinkie Pie. Everyone took a seat and waited patiently for the big announcement.

“Well, what’s the big announcement ‘bout sugar cubes?” asked Applejack in that old country accent.

“Yeah, what is the big announcement?” Pinkie asked in the most sarcastic tone I’ve ever heard.

“Pinkie, it sounds to me that you already know what it is.” Twilight said, raising an eyebrow at Pinkie.

“Oh I knew. Like a while ago. Like a week ago. But I’ll let them tell you.” Pinkie rocked from side to side on her seat watching us with a huge grin that made me even more unsettled.

Welp. Better get this over with now, than never at all. I stood to address our group of friends. “Welcome everyone—er—everypony.” I chuckled nervously, but no one seemed phased. “Ahem, so the big announcement I have for you today is... well... me and Rainbow Dash are—“

“DATING! WE’RE DATING!” Dash took the words right out of my mouth. I looked back to her and saw her turning a deep shade of red. I looked back at everyone and took in their expressions: Twilight and Rarity had their mouths agape, Spike was blushing and looking right at Rarity—maybe wondering why it’s taking so long to ask her out already—, Applejack’s eyes were wide, Fluttershy was blushing and trying to cover her face with her wings, and Pinkie; of course she was the most jovial.

She was jumping up and down, bouncing off of walls, shouting “CONGRATULATIONS!”

“Everypony, um, Rainbow Dash wants to say a few words.” I sat down and gave Rainbow Dash the spotlight.

“Well everypony, now you all know that I’ve been dating Sam for about a week. I hope this doesn’t change the way you’ll see me. Right?” There was only silence. No one spoke. Everyone looked at each other and then just stared at Rainbow Dash like she was just a statue. “Never mind. I thought so.” She turned to walk away, but instead a voice called out.

“Rainbow Dash, darling, why would you ever think we would change the way we think about you?” Rarity got up out of her seat, and so did everyone else.

“Rainbow, I’m bein’ ma element here, and ima be honest with ya: what you’re doin’ doesn’t change who ya are,” said Applejack. “It just shows another part of ya we ain’t seen before. And no I don’t think any less of ya for it.”

“Rainbow, we’re your friends,” said Twilight. “There’s no reason why we would see you as a mushy, soft pony. When we know you’re still strong and bold as always.”

Every one of our friends gave us a group hug, but of course, Pinkie gave the biggest and strongest hug of all. I felt the air being squeezed out of my lungs like a whoopee cushion. “Ooh, I think this calls for a party!” Pinkie rolled up her party cannon and blasted us with a shot of confetti. As the smoke cleared and the confetti settled, we opened our eyes to the library covered from ceiling to floor in streamers, balloons, confetti, and snacks.

“Wow, Pinkie,” I said, trying to take everything in, “don’t you think this is a bit much?”

“Oh it’s not because you revealed your relationship to us, but because of...” she nudged Rainbow Dash and looked at her expectingly.

“Dash, you got something to say?” I asked. She looked a little nervous. I’m not sure what she could be hiding since we tell each other almost everything.

“I don’t know how you could’ve known, Pinkie, but you do have your ways,” said Rainbow Dash. “Hold on one second, I have to go get it.” In just two seconds she flew out and came back with something that looked like a digital thermometer. “Remember when I asked if I should take a pregnancy test or not?” Dash looked at me with those gorgeous eyes and a nervous smile.

“Wait, are you?” I wasn’t able to finish my sentence. My mouth was wide open but nothing would come out. Is she seriously? Tears started rolling down her cheeks but she still kept a smile. She handed the device to me and one look made me weak in my legs, like they suddenly turned to jelly. It was a pregnancy test device. A plus sign for yes, and a negative for no. In the center of the device, it showed a big, fat, red plus. I was overcome with joy and surprise! Suddenly, I couldn’t think straight and my mind was getting foggy. I started to lose my balance and all I could hear was someone calling my name: “Sam! Sam!” The last thing I felt before I fell unconscious was my head hitting the hard, wooden floor.

I strained my eyes open and was greeted by a bright light over me. I was regaining my hearing and could hear the beeping of a heart monitor. I regained my mobility and I could turn my head to look around to see everyone crowding around my bed, and Rainbow Dash was crying so much, I thought she would have dried out her eyes for a lack of tears. I weakly stretched out my hand and touched her damp, tear drenched face. She held my hand with a hoof and nuzzled it with her cheek. I smiled, giving her some assurance that I’m okay. Everyone was glad to see me safe and sound and gave me another group hug; this time, not so hard.

“What happened?” I groggily asked the doctor who was studying my charts at the edge of my hospital bed.

“Oh, you’re awake. Well, you passed out due to shock. You’ve been out for only half an hour and all your vitals check out—“ I was barely paying attention. My mind was still wandering, but I did feel a sharp pain on my head. I rubbed where it hurt, and sure enough, it was the same spot that hit the floor before I passed out. “You’ll be free to go in—I’d like to say—2 days.” Rainbow Dash perked her head up from my hand.

“Two days?” She sounded distressed, like I’m going to leave her forever. I placed my hand on her hoof and reassured her.

“Don’t worry, babe. It’s only 48 hours. I’ll be in and out in no time.”

“But I don’t want to leave you. We’ve always been together, even if it’s been a week.” Tears started forming in her eyes again and so did mine.

“Ahem.” We all looked at the doctor who clearly did not have a place in this conversation. “Well, we can allow couples to sleep together in the same room, however, we advise that you leave in the early morning to allow the patient to rest on his own.

“Does that sound better, babe?” I wiped her tears and looked into her eyes, which were now gleaming with joy.

“Yesyesyesyesyes!” She hugged with so much strength, she could probably beat Pinkie in a hugging contest (if there was one).

“Ok, ok. Calm down before you get kicked out for endangering a patient, geez.” Dash released the hug and we laughed it off. The doctor advised her to get a tag that allowed her to be with me in the night, as a couple.

The sun soon went down and the moon rose, signaling the end of the day and the time for ponies and most other creatures to sleep. Rainbow Dash climbed into the sheets with me. We both faced each other, my nose to her muzzle, and we smiled at each other.

“Hey, you down for some sex?” asked Rainbow Dash. I looked around us, making sure no one else heard us or was around.

“You sure? In the hospital?” I wasn’t sure about this. Every instinct in my body was telling me no, but you don’t get an opportunity like this every day. “Well, I’m feeling fine, and my head is clearing up a bit.”

“That’s what I like to hear. I love it when you take risks.”

“Only because you put me into these situations.” We chuckled and kissed in the darkness, with only the moon as our only source of light. I immediately dove under the covers and searched through the sea of darkness for Dash’s open slit. I grabbed what I believe are dash’s hindquarters, and slowly converged my hands to the center where I found her groin already oozing and dripping with mare juices.

I pressed my tongue to her awaiting lips and suckled on her marehood. Though I couldn’t see it, I could tell that Rainbow Dash was trying her best to stifle her moans of pleasure. Her twitching and shaking only made my tongue travel to even more areas of her vagina. I sunk my tongue deeper and deeper, hoping to taste even more of her. “Shit, I’m about to cum, Sam!” I moved my mouth away from her moist pussy, to prevent any juices from spraying the sheets.

I moved toward Rainbow Dash and planted a wet kiss on her lips, sharing what I've tasted with her. “Tell me, how do you taste?” I said, licking my lips clean of her sweet essence.

“I taste pretty good today.” She chuckled and kissed me again on the lips.

“Now it’s my turn. Lay on your back for me would ya?” I did as I was instructed and watched as Rainbow Dash went under the covers this time and searched for my genitals. I could feel her hooves traveling across my body, converging together, and finally resting on my stiff penis. I could feel her warm breath on my tip as she prepared to take my cock into her mouth. I gripped the sheets as she took my shaft down her throat and started bobbing her head, stimulating my erection.

I nearly jumped out of my bed when I felt her slick tongue swirl around the very top of my penis and then around the entire shaft, causing me to push my hips and send my dick deeper into her throat, causing her to gag. She pulled off of my shaft and tried her best to stifle her coughing.

“Sorry about that,” I said, “but holy fuck Rainbow, you’re getting better all the time!”

“What can I *cough* say? I am awesome, aren’t I? If there was an award for who can make you cum the fastest, and pleasure you, I’d be first place in both categories.”

I smiled at her. Her competitiveness and pride used to bug me the first time I met her, but now, it’s one of my most lovable characteristics about her. “Alright, I think it’s good and wet. Go ahead and stick it in me.” Rainbow Dash reared up and spread her pussy lips with a hoof, revealing her pink center. Even in the moonlight, I could see the detail and color of her beautiful flower. I positioned my member and allowed her to slide onto it with ease, causing her to release a small, stifled moan as she proceeded to ride my shaft.

I could hear the wet slaps as her groin made contact with my lap. Every time she landed, her vaginal walls would contract around my shaft, forcing precum to leak out and enter her womb. I tightly grabbed Dash’s ass cheeks and held them as if I were riding a rodeo horse, trying not to let go. “Ah!” she helped in surprise. You’re very handsy aren’t ya?” She bent down to steal a kiss while still slamming on my groin.

“I think it’s time for me to be dominant.” I flash Rainbow Dash a sly grin and hold on to her flanks, catching her by surprise. I lifted her off of my cock and flipped her around, planting her face into my pillow.

“Wait, what are you doing? Sam?!” I positioned my shaft and plunged it into her gaping asshole. Before she could scream, I cupped her muzzle and tried my best to stifle her moans. I looked around to make sure no one would try and barge in. I started thrusting in and out of her tight ass, feeling the contractions of the walls around my member.

“Fuck, it’s even tighter than your pussy. You like this don’t you?” I could barely see, but her face seemed to be contorted in pleasure and ecstasy.

“F-fuck... me... harder! Yes... I want this!” Her cries of pleasure drove me to punish her ass even more. I pounded and pounded until I could feel the semen building up.

“I’m gonna bust, Dash!”

“Let it out in my ass. Cum inside me, fuck!”

I couldn’t hold back any longer. I pumped my load into Rainbow Dash's awaiting ass. Every last drop of cum was emptied inside of her; I made sure to not drop one bit.

We collapsed on the bed and gasped and panted for air. We looked towards each other with love filled eyes and kissed in the pale moonlight. “So, did you like trying anal for the first time?” I asked, sliding my fingers down the side of Dash’s face.

“It was unexpected and I felt like I was gonna get torn in half, but in the end, it actually felt amazing!”

She let out a yawn and her eyes began to flutter. I kissed her forehead and wished her goodnight as she fell to sleep, and I followed not long after.

The Big Decision

Author's Note

This chapter will be very short. The final chapter of Rainbow Dash’s and Samuel’s story. The proposal to the wedding. If there is anything you would like to know, or anything I should clear up, please leave it in the comments below. Thank you.

I also plan on making a second story that takes place after season 5 with scenes from Parental Glidance and Flutter Brutter
Remember, I am just a beginner in writing and I’m not that experienced in setting my pace with the story.

The Big Decision

“Hey, babe. Do you want me to tear you to anything? Lunch, stiff drink, snacks, massage, anything?” Rainbow Dash was flying next to me as we headed back to her place. It’s been a full 2 days and I’ve left the hospital healthy and well rested. It was quite a shock to hear that Rainbow Dash was confirmed to be pregnant. I still couldn’t believe I was going to be a father, and I’d be married to the best wife in all of Equestria. Maybe even the universe. Speaking of which...

“I’m good Rainbow, really. I just want to spend some quality time with you. How about we do a little sparring? See how much you’ve learned, hm?” This seemed to grab her attention, because she looked at me with gleaming eyes and nodded her head vigorously. I knew she couldn’t resist some good old fighting.

We spotted an array of clouds and decided to use them as our sparring grounds. With all of the clouds spaced apart, it would be more difficult to just stay on one cloud and we would have to jump from cloud to cloud with grace and caution. “Alrighty then,” I shouted loud enough so Rainbow Could hear me on the other side, “Just a fair clean fight. No hits below the belt, gentle strikes; or as gentle as you can be, I won’t hit you because your pregnant, but if you can hit me in 5 minutes; once, I’ll declare you the winner, and absolutely no flying; unless you get thrown off a cloud and don’t want of all to your death. Got that?”

“No flying? Really?!” She was upset, but of course, willing to comply. “How about we make a bet? Whoever loses has to do the winner’s chores for a week.”

“Sounds good, I’ll make sure your tasks won’t be too difficult.” I smirked at her, watching the anger build up in her.

“Oh, yeah?! Don’t toot your own horn just yet!” She rushed at me, leaping from cloud to cloud and landing dead center on each one. She launched herself into the air and tried to do a air kick. I instinctively dodged to the side and grabbed one of her hind legs and threw her into my cloud, preventing her from recovering from the missed shot.

“You’re getting sloppy.” I teased her while watching her struggle to get up. She looked back at me with fire in her eyes. “Yes, that’s what I like to see! Show me what you got!” She jumped to a cloud behind me to one above me then one on my left. She was trying to move around me and find an opening. I assumed a stance: one hand in front of my face to protect my handsome face, one fist near my waist to get ready to strike, and my feet in a wide stance to maintain a strong base. I closed my eyes and listened to the sound of hooves hitting clouds and the sound of hooves leaving clouds. There it was.

There was a small delay in this one and that only meant one thing. I opened my eyes and spun around, catching Rainbow Dash’s fore-hoof in my hand. “Gonna have to do better than that if you want to—“ I didn’t finish my taunt when I felt a wack hit my cheek and sent me sprawling towards the edge of my cloud. I rubbed my cheek which was now burning with pain. I looked up at Rainbow Dash and saw her wearing a prideful grin. “Not bad. Not bad at all,” I said, giving her a well deserved round of applause. “But you can do a lot better, you’ve got room for improvement. I can’t wait for our little foal to meet her fighter-of-a-mother. Oh yeah, and you win, congrats.” She rushed over and hit my shoulder, which, honestly hurt a lot, but I still smiled at her.

All of this felt good, but I had a nagging question at the back of my mind, and Rainbow Dash must have seen my face. “What’s wrong babe? You good?”

“Hey, Rainbow Dash, I have a question.” She lowered herself down to the cloud and waited eagerly for what I had to say. “We’ve only been dating for at least a week, but I really love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You’re the first pony to accept me without question, you’ve so kind to me when we first met, and. I matter what happens we’ve always had each others backs.” I started to tense up and thought to myself: No! Now is not the right time! You should wait a little longer, it’s only been a week! But I shook off these thoughts and dropped to one knee. Rainbow was blushing and she looked like she was going to cry an entire river. I reached behind me and pulled out a box covered in red velvet fabric. “Will you, Rainbow Dash, make me the happiest man in the world and marry me?” I opened the box to reveal a gold, diamond encrusted engagement ring with a her cutie mark engraved on the center of it.

Her eyes grew wide and they started flooding with tears. She lunged at me and hugged so tight, my bones felt like they might snap. “Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes! Iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou!” She gave a kiss on the lips and we fell over on the cloud and kept our lips locked together until she finally let go, with tears still streaming down her face and a beautiful grin. “It took you *sniffle* long enough to ask. Even if it was *sniffle* for a week.” She hugged me again, but not as tight this time. “How did you get an engagement ring like that? It must have cost a fortune?”

“Well, Rarity was the one who made it for me. After finding out about our relationship, Rarity took it upon herself to make the most exquisite engagement ring in existence.” I grabbed her right hoof and slid the ring into it and marveled at its lustrous shine.

“It’s beautiful.”

“It was made for a beautiful pony.” How about we head home? I’ll be doing your chores for a week remember?” We laughed and headed home to relax and maybe bathe the smell of sweat off of our bodies.

Darkness enveloped the room as we tucked ourselves into bed, thought we couldn’t sleep. “Hey, Dash,” I whispered.

“Hm?” She turned over and faced me, her muzzle inches away from my mouth.

“When would you like to have the wedding?”

“I’m not sure. We could probably try in a few months? I don’t want to rush anything just yet you know? I loved how you proposed to me, but it was very quick. So let’s just wait a few months and we can plan it then, okay?” She pecked my lips and nuzzled under my chin.

“Yeah. That sounds like a good idea. Goodnight Dash.” We closed our eyes for the night and drifted to sleep to awaken for anew and spectacular morning.

It’s been months now and it’s finally the day. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!” I was scrambling to get ready. My clothes have barely even been ironed, my vows were only partially complete, and I didn’t have Rainbow Dash to comfort me. She was off preparing herself for the wedding at Rarity’s boutique, and I can’t imagine what could be going through her mind. Was she panicking? Nervous? Overwhelmed? “Damnit, snap out of it!” I slapped myself and tried to calm myself down. Big Mac, my best stallion, peeked from behind the door and saw the chaos that enveloped my room.

“Uh, you alright there bud?” Despite the fact that Big Mac doesn’t speak much, he’s been very chatty around me. We’ve made a great friendship and he doesn’t mind talking around me. I looked at him with crazed eyes, but that didn’t deter him. Instead he came closer and sat right next to me at the foot of my bed. “Hey, partner, what’s wrong with ya? You’re usually more relaxed than this?”

“Big Mac, I’m just stressing about the wedding. I-I don’t know if I can do this? I mean, I want to marry Rainbow Dash, but what if I mess something up? I’m barely ready to go outside! What if I choke up and don’t say my vows or don’t say I do or—“ Big Mac placed a hoof over my mouth to shut me up.

“Look, now I don’t know much about love and stuff, but I can tell ya that you will do just fine. If ya love her, there’s no reason you should be afraid to mess up. It’s your girl. Y’all are both nervous ‘bout this big day, so don’t ya think Rainbow would be just as scared at messin’ up as you?”

I took a deep breath and released it, calming myself down. “I’m glad I picked you as my best stallion, Big Mac.” I smiled at him and placed a hand on his shoulder. “Ah shit, I still gotta get ready and get to Town Hall in... 10 minutes?!”

The bells were ringing as ponies gathered inside the Town Hall. As I stood on the podium awaiting my future wife, I looked around and saw all of our friends standing to the right as the bridesmaids and Spike as the necklace bearer, to the left I had Big Mac and Prince Shining Armor to the left of me, I looked into the crowd and saw a few familiar faces: Granny Smith, Mr. and Mrs. Cake, even all three Princesses: Celestial, Luna, and Cadence. I smiled to everyone and waved. Suddenly Fluttershy’s bird choir began to play classic marriage music and everyone turned to face the front doors of Town Hall.

The doors slowly opened and out came the love of my life dressed in a beautiful, pearl white outfit. She walked down the isle with all eyes on her. Most of our fiends were shedding tears at the sight of their beloved Rainbow Dash getting married. She climbed up on the platform and we looked into each other’s eyes. There was no nervousness, no worry; only peace, calm and hope. Exactly what I felt.

“Ladies and gentlecolts,” began Mayor Mare, “we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Rainbow Dash, the pegasus and Samuel, the human. Despite them being together for only a few months, they have proven time and time again that their love is unbreakable, no matter what hardships they face and despite their differences, they have proven that love can come in all forms. May we have the necklaces?”

Spike came forward with two beautiful necklaces: a dark, sky blue sapphire for Rainbow Dash and a flaming red ruby for me. Spike placed both necklaces on us respectively and we turned to face each other.

“I now pronounce you, husband and wife!” proclaimed Mayor Mare. “You may kiss the bride!” Dash leapt into my arms and placed a soft, loving kiss on my lips. I held her tightly, not wanting to end this glorious moment—however we did have to break for air anyway. Everyone clapped their hooves and stomped their seats as we waved and walked down the isle and out the door, where a pegasus drawn carriage was awaiting us. “After you, my lady.” I bowed as I opened the door to let in my newly wedded wife.

“Heheh, thanks, my big strong man.”

We got into the carriage and flew off towards Cloudsdale, as we began a new chapter for our new lives as husband and wife.