Just Another Human in Equestria

by Scootaloo22

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Original Character, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Tragedy, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 11134

A new dawn is rising in the world of Equestria and a human suddenly pops out of nowhere, he has know

(I made this story a few months ago and i wanna share it here, ill be putting the other story on temp hold while i work on this one, it was here first only fair ^^) A new dawn is rising in the world of Equestria and a human suddenly pops out of nowhere, he has knowledge of this wonderful land, but is scared of being in a new place and having to make friends. Will he make friends and maybe find love?

(i may redo the intro with a more crafty idea ive been working on)

Published 2012-08-24 04:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-09 14:27:05 UTC

Disapearance

Chapter 1 - Disappearance
(ill be working on this story tell me how ya like it)

As he lay there on the futon lounger he and his roommate had in the living room, Kevin thought about all the events going on today that he'd be part of. Well he had really nothing at all to do, living a acceptable way of life his whole day was spent either watching the dog while his roommate was out or doing a few hours of chores. He had no job since moving to this city and he didnt really mind as he barely had an expenses, food paid for with stamps.
Kevin stretches out on the futon letting out a little yawn after he took his nap not getting much sleep that night, he takes a quick glance at Daisy the 10 month old chiguagua mix that he and his roommate adopted from the pound and tryed not to chuckle as he snuck past her little bed which was laying in front of the coffee table which was about 2 feet away from his computer chair.

The dog perks her ears some but doesnt wake up, he breathes a sigh of relieve and relaxes in his computer chair stretching, hearing a few nice pops in his back he lets out an even more relaxed sigh rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he glances up at the desktop screen having a picture of princess Luna and Twilight making out on it, smirking some he brings Firefox up and starts to browse around different sites letting the dog sleep.

Equestria having turned Discord back to stone*

All mane 6 girls breathe sighs of relive having defeated another villain and saving the day. They were praised by Celestia and all the ponys in the room, being lifted by the other ponys and carryed around the room in celebratory fashion nothing more lifted their spirits.

The party afterwards was wild compared to the usual parties held in canterlot castle and the mane 6 were quickly tired out, after saying their goodbyes, Twilight Sparkle walked up to Princess Celestia once more the room having crowded out.
Celestia a few feet taller than Twilight glances down at her with a big smile her eyes closed as she does so, she reopens them and places a hoof against her students back nodding,"Great work today Twilight, you defeated Discord and helped all the ponys in Equestria escape his chaotic rule." taking her hoof away she nudged her head with a notion for Twilight to follow her to the balcony outside, Twilight follows keeping at her princess's side,"Princess would we ever have to deal with Discord again?"

Celestia turns around quickly and shakes her head,"No my student tommorrow im going to go down to the gardens and use a spell that ive learned over the many years since he was last here." she turns back around glancing up at the moon admiring its beauty, her sister doing a good job of creating it, she looks at Twilight with the corner of her eye and not taking her glance from the moon,"It will take some time but me and Luna will seal the statue making sure he never escapes to threaten Equestria again." she emphasizes that with a light tapping of her hoof on the floor.
Twilight admired the moon standing beside her teacher and friend nodding her head,"Well if thats all princess, ill get back to my friends." Celestia gives a quick nod and Twilight bows quickly and rushes off back to her friends.
The princess lets out a small sigh dropping her head and closes her eyes, giving her head a shake she prepares for the time the next night when she would preform the complicated spell.

*Ponyville*

The mane 6 arrive back at ponyville during the middle of the night exhausted from the party and not wanting another one, with Pinkie pie grinning in the carriage looking excited as usual, with her big grin she gives Twilight a poke,"You know im just gonna throw us the biggest party this town has seen." Twilight lets out a nervous chuckle and rubs the back of her neck with her hoof and nods,"Ive had no doubt for a second you would, but id rather get back to my home, could you hold off til tommorrow night?" Pinkie pie grinning again gives her head a quick nod,"Alright ill make you a pinkie swear." lifting her hoof she takes a deep breath and says,"I promise not to throw a party til tommorrow night, cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." she brings her hoof up quickly and so close to her eye that Twilight filched watching her, but Pinkie pie didnt poke herself in the eye.

With the tree house library coming up Twilight climbs off when it stops and waves goodbye to her friends and with a sigh of relive being done with todays events walks up to her tree house wary of wither or not Spike was awake wanting to ambush her to congratulate her.

A few timid and quiet steps later she walked up to the door and brings her hoof up slowly gripping the handle, she opens the door slowly and braces herself.
The room inside was just as it always was, books on the shelf, books piled high in various locations and books on the table, she grinned and walked inside thinking she was totally safe, stepping inside she closed the door behind her, all over her body her muscles ached and she made her way up towards the sleeping area without being bothered and finally spotted Spike passed out in his nest bed mouth halfway open drooling with the blanket tossed half way off.

Giving a little snicker she shakes her head at the sight and slowly walks over, pulling the blanket over spike to give him some warmth and gives his head a little pat with her hoof, thats when she spotted the note beside him, with a look of curiosity she picks it up and opens it," Congratulations Twilight on saving the day, im glad to have such a powerful pony with the most awesome friends, ive gone to bed early in order to wake up and make you a hero's breakfast, your number one assistant Spike."

She smiled and leaned in close to Spike giving his forehead a gentle kiss, once done she walked holding the note to her bed and puts it in the side drawer and with a little yawn she finally snuggles under the covers and drifts off to sleep.

*Earth*

With a smile Kevin finished watching the latest episode of My little pony- Friendship is magic, he was hooked on the show the moment he laid his eyes on it. He was a certified Brony loving the show with all his heart and soul.
Tapping the computer desk he took a quick glance around his apartment from the comfort of his desk chair seeing what he could do, he tugs the headphones back up over his ears and starts to jam out to the dub of the cutie mark crusader theme, having a crush on all 3 of those fillies.
a few hours later of surfing the net, he glances back down at his dog and she was still asleep curled up in his bed, he let out a small snicker and stretches his arm out quickly trying not to make a noise and was able to give her ear a little poke. She lifts her head up and doesnt make any barks, just lays there wagging her tail as energy starts to build up in her body.

"Come on Daisy!" he looked down at her and she hops out from the bed and starts to run around the entire room excited and energetic like a puppy is, he let out another laugh and quickly catches her and attached her to the leash walking outside with her, it was around mid afternoon the sun shining brightly and it took a few seconds for his eyes to adjust to the brightness of being outside.

Daisy pulled on her leash as she walked with him towards the grassy area in the middle of the apartment complex wagging her tail excited. He shrugs and let her take the lead not really caring one way or another. After finishing her business she led him around the complex and starts to sniff at her favorite spots. Due to it being March the air was still chilly even with the sun and he shivered when air hit him,"Ugh should have worn my thermal." he says having a bad memory as it was cold the other day when he took her.
After being led around for the next 20 mins he starts to head back to the apartment Daisy in tow, opening his door up he takes a step inside and shivered once more, he reaches down and undoes the leash letting her run around the main living area to wear herself out, he snickers and goes back to his computer chair and stretches watching her and listens to his music once again.

Canterlot castle early in the morning*

Princess Celestia was surprised that she was able to prepare for the spell she was about to do so quickly but once she was done with honing the magic in her horn and meditating for a few hours she hops up. A quick breakfast didnt break her concentration, she needed all the strength she could get for the morning. Stepping from the castle with two guards and

Princess Luna in tow she makes her way to the maze towards the Statute, with both girls standing on either side they start to chant and concentrate the magical energy towards the tips of their horns.
Luna having prepared the night before along with her sister was ready quietly chanting to herself her eyes started to glow some and a ball of energy formed at the tip of her horn, Celestia on the other side, eyes starting to glow the same thing happened and they both shouted and shot the statue with the magic, Discords statue started to glow and cracks formed but when the magic hit the hue from the glow of life inside started to eb and falter.

The glow started to go away from the top the statue turned grey until finally reaching the bottom, it was as smooth as a statue as any would be once they were done with the magic lifeless.
Princess Luna flops down onto the ground passed out from over exerting herself, not having a good breakfast, as she was overexcited in helping her sister with a spell, Princess Celestia's eyes stopped glowing as she let out a gasp, her and the guards quickly rush over with Celestia running her hoof threw her sisters mane, she glances up at the guards,"Boys i need you to levitate the princess back to the castle, i dont have it in me to teleport just as of now." they both give a quick nod and with their horn magic they walk with Luna back towards the castle with Celestia trotting slowly in tow.

Once back inside the castle they lay her down in her bed and with a quick nod from Princess Celestia they leave, Celestia brushes her hoof threw Luna's mane once more and Luna opens her eyes letting out a little yawn,"Did we finish the spell sis." she looked up at her with tiredness in her eyes. Celestia quickly nods her head,"The spell was done sister, i felt no trace of discord in the statue and i felt that nothing has gone wrong, now rest, ill have a servant bring you up some breakfast." Luna slowly nods her head and curled up among her pillows.
Celestia gave her sister one more pat before leaving the room going downstairs with the two guards flanking her, she makes her way down to the throne room and sits herself down on the throne letting out a little sigh still sore from doing the spell.

*Ponyville later that night*

A big celebration, Pinkie Pie style was being thrown in the center of town, several booths set up for entertainment and stuff to sell, their were tons of games as well, the whole town out to thank Twilight for saving them once again.
Rainbow Dash slaps her hoof against Twilight Sparkles back letting out a little snort of laughter,"Some party huh Twilight?" Twilight tenses up from the light smack and nodded her head,"Wouldnt expect any less from Pinkie, though i wonder where she is." and just when she said that Pinkie pie walked on by with a lampshade over her head with both girls eyes widening, Rainbow dash snickers and gave Pinkie's tail a little tug with Pinkie falling over onto her back curling up, which caused Rainbow to laugh more,"Have a little too much applecider Pink?"

Pinkie pie shook her head and started to hicup the smell of cider strong on her lips, Twilight rolled her eyes a little spotting Spike walking up to her and climbing onto her back,"Ahhh this is one heck of a party Twilight." Twilight grinned and nodded her head,"Im glad everyones having a good time, its been awhile since the last one." Spike gave his head a little nod when a loud boom was heard, all the ponys tense up eyes widened as they stood really still, a crackle was heard a few hundred yards in the forest.

*Earth*

Back home and on his computer Kevin reaches over with his foot giving Daisy a playful rub on the belly with it, Daisy leaned up giving his foot a nuzzle which caused him to smile, he stood back up from his chair the music still blaring over the headphones and he headed towards the kitchen to make himself dinner his roommate having called saying he would be home in 5 mins.

When he stepped past the edge of the bar towards the center of the kitchen a while light started to glow in the center, his eyes expanded a little as he stood still the ball going to the size of a basketball, than about as tall as him.
He felt the energy start to pull him towards the light and with a scream he fell towards it, reappearing in Equestria, the wall of light quickly going out in his world.

*Everfree Forest, a field not too far from ponyville*

Kevin screamed loud appearing about 10 feet in the air and lands on his side, he twisted his ankle and hit his head on a rock quickly knocking himself out, but the fall wasnt from that high so he was ok, the last thing he saw before passing out was shadows reflecting off the moon of many bodies walking towards him

The Finding

Chapter 2

A sparkle of sunlight rose over the hills near Ponyville and hits the town, the ponys start to wake up and do their morning duties. More than just a few talked about the strange incident that happened the night before...

*The Night before*

3 out of the mane 6 and a few of the ponies from the town wondered out to the flower covered valley near the edge of the Everfree forest, they had seen a great flash of white light before everything went dark. They stopped for a few seconds and waited for their eyes to adjust back to darkness, a few unicorns using their horns for light which helped to find whatever was out there.

Ponies spread out but make sure to keep one other pony within a good 4 feet in view as they fan out in a search pattern: Looking in every bush, behind every good sized rock, They look around not totally sure what they would find.

Rainbow Dash with Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy wonder a few feet away from the main group finally spot a sprawled out form of something they haven't seen before, with Fluttershy's eyes widening spotting the strange creature, she took a few timid steps towards whatever it was and gave it a gentle nudge with her hoof while Twilight and Rainbow were at her sides.

The thing, whatever it was, was dressed in a strange form of clothing fit to how its body was shaped, plain, simple clothing. Twilight dash tilted her head a little her horn glowing light as to get a better look at it, the things face facing the ground.

"What do you suppose this thing is." said Rainbow dash giving it a curious poke as well, noticing that it didn't move or react, just sorta laid there and breathed.

Twilight gives it a little nudge with her horn and finally carefully rolled it over onto it's back blinking a little at its strange visage.

Fluttershy lets out a small gasp seeing its face and leans in close to study it and with a small smile looked up at the other two as the big group of ponies gathered up,"Wwwell its not a pony that's for sure." the other ponies nodded in agreement.

"Well it looks like its hurt, i think we should bring it into town for treatment." Twilight says seeing how it was unconscious.

One random pony called out,"It looks a little dangerous, could we at least tie it up?"

Fluttershy snorted a little protective about living creatures and points down at it, her ears slightly lowered,"This creature needs our help, no matter if its a lion or a butterfly, our duties as ponies are to take care of one another and the helpless."

one pony in the back looks away,"Doesnt look so helpless."

Fluttershy gave him a stare which quickly shut him up, Twilight nods her head,"We'll take him back into town to my house, but your right, we need to tie him up." Her horn lights up and the creature gets lifted into the air, one pony who carried a rope with him quickly tied up its front 'legs?' and its back legs making sure not to bind around its sore looking ankle

She lowered him back down and looked around at the other ponies,"We'll need a strong pony to carry this creature into town on their backs, any takers?" she glanced from pony to pony and all looked down and away from her with lowered ears, a little scared of the creature, she let out a little shy and turned to rainbow dash,"Dash do you got this?"

Rainbow dash turned and looked at the creature,"Doesnt look too scary." she quickly turned back and raised a hoof to give twilight a little salute,"Isnt a problem, but if it wakes up and gets angry, it'll be sorry." she said trying to put on a tougher attitude. Twilight raised one eyebrow and Rainbow looked away and lifted the creature up onto her back, she spread her wings out just a little as whatever it was, was kind of swooshing them.

They covered the creature with a blanket except its legs which hung off rainbows back and dragged on the ground behind her as they slowly walk back into town.

*back in ponyville*

Pinkie pie, Rarity and Applejack waited for their friends to return, the lights from the party were still on with about half of the town gone back to their houses, mostly the elderly ponies and the young ponies, the other ponies walked around mane street excited and nervous about what the ponies who left would find.

The tension filled the air as Pinkie pie who was atop a building called out loudly down at them,"Oooooo their coming back guys." she hops down and jumps around excited.

Rarity gave her a stare which caused her to calm down and pat a hoof down against her back,"I wonder what they found Rarity."

Rarity let out a sort sigh,"I hope they hurry up i really need to get to sleep, i have things to do tomorrow." all the excitement didnt make her forget about the dress making and gem hunting she had to do tomorrow, the party did put it in the back of her mind but now she was worried, it was really late now.

The other ponies now enter the town with rainbow dash having a covered form on her back, it seemed to be rather big and Pinkie pies eyes quickly widen and she rushes over,"Oooooooooo what's that?" which causes the other ponies who were left into town to quickly take notice faster than they would have if they had just seen Rainbow carrying the thing on her back.

Twilight nudges Pinkie pie away with a hoof and had a serious look on her face,"Its nothing Pinkie, just something we found out there, its an animal and we think its hurt."

Pinkie pie smiled and nodded her head and lifted the things legs to help carry it, helping her friend rainbow dash out,"Hmm i wonder if its dangerous or not, ehh than ill teach it to smile and not be if it is." she says quickly without thinking

The other town ponies soon have very nervous looks on their faces and shy away

The mane 6 quickly trot down towards Twilights house where Spike and Applejack were waiting, Spike had his hindlegs crossed and was tapping his foot waiting impatiently,"What took you so long?" he soon spotted the creature and his eyes widened with excitement,"Oooo what's that?"

Twilight nudged him aside as well,"Everypony inside. Come on." Twilight and the others go in while the town ponies let out sighs and walk on back home.

Rainbow and Pinkie heft the creature up and carefully put it down on the floor where they had laid out a few blankets, Pinkie without asking yanks the blanket away and lets out a loud gasp,"Oooo wow, look at how weird looking this thing is." she pokes her hoof against its face, its chest and was about to poke its leg when Fluttershy walked over and grabbed her hoof before she could

Fluttershy,"This creature is injured Pinkie, its leg is hurt."

Rarity with a serious look on her face,"And its soooo dirty, look at how messy its clothes are?"

everypony turned their heads to look at her with narrowed eyes.

Rarity blinks before saying still being totally serious,"What?"

Twilight shook her head before going over to the creature and lifted its shoes off finding socks under,"Well it is messy and hurt, everypony help me get these rags off so we can clean it." they strip it down and are even more curious and weirded out at how the creature looked without its clothes on now.

Fluttershy blinked some,"No fur, no wonder it needs clothes."

Twilight nodded her head mentally noting that she needed to add this creature to her notes of study.

Pinkie was able to take this opportunity to give its sore ankle a little poke and Kevin's eyes pop open and he lets out a loud shout of pain.

Rainbow dash nearly zipped up into the air but instead took a few steps back, Fluttershy eeped and dove under a pile of books, Twilight and the others took a few steps back, the two unicorns readying their horn magic just in case the thing attacked, Kevin blinked a few times blinded without his glasses and could only make out a few odd colorful shaped,"Ugh where the hell am i and why am i naked?"

The ponies eyes widened and their jaws dropped as they stared at the talking strange creature

Author's Note

and heres where i stop, mild cliff hanger lol and sorry for it being so short, my next chapter will be twice as long or more, promise

introductions

Chapter 3

Kevin laid there looking very disgruntled, from far back all the ponies looked like very colorful blurs, he lifted his hands up finding them to be tied up and started to wiggle and squirm around there on the floor naked, Fluttershy lets out a small whimper as Rainbow dash nudged her forwards as well as giving Twilight Sparkle a little nudge forwards as well.

Fluttershy reached out with her yellow hoof and gave him a calming pat to the shoulder,"There there little one, it'll be alright." she spoke in soft soothing tones,"We're all here to help." Kevin started to calm down relaxing now, breathing normally, from how close she was he could tell who it was, breathing in her scent was alluring, smelling like various things from nature: Fresh flowers, pine cone, a hint of various animals, he gave her a little smile as Twilight walked up to him and gave him a light touch with her horn.

A glow surrounded him and he felt calm and at peace as it rolls over him, healing his eyesight, his diabetes, and any other ailment, he fell back relaxing his head against one of the pillows they had set there, closing his eyes for a few brief seconds, than opened them to look into Twilight's beautiful violet ones, she blinked twice in quick session than looked away.

Fluttershy stroked his shoulder somemore giving him a shy smile,"So can you tell us your name?" Kevin glanced up at her giving her a smile back,"Names Kevin." he gritted his teeth wondering if he should call them out by name than Fluttershy gave him a way out by introducing herself,"My names Fluttershy, Kevin? what a umm unique name."

Kevin gave her another grin and lowered his hand to stroke it over her hoof, than glanced up over at the other,"Who are all of ya'll?"

Rainbow dash stretched out her wings and puffs out her chest,"Im Rainbow dash, the fastest pony alive." she stared at the being she carried than smirked,"And strongest perhaps, i carried you all the way here from the field."

Kevin flushed a bit narrowing his eyes at her,"Hey i only weigh 143 pounds girl." he stuck his tongue out at her and she let out a little huff.

Rarity came up next and does a pose flicking her mane away from her face in a swishing motion and narrowed her azure eyes in that sexy fashion she does causing him to blush a bit, which causes her to grin,"Im Rarity, the best fashion designer in all of Equestria." which causes Rainbow to give a slight snort, Rarity gives her an annoyed look causing Rainbow to give her a nervous grin

Applejack comes up next and untied the ropes around his hands which causes the 2 random ponies in the room to tense up, he doesnt do much besides reach out to stroke his hand against Applejack's neck, she raised one of her eyebrows confused than smiled,"Well im Applejack me and ma family own the Sweet Apple Acres just outside of Ponyville." Kevin wondered whether or not her accent was from Texas but decided not to ask,"Glad to me cha." Kevin nodded his head,"Like wise."

Pinkie pie appeared out of nowhere behind him causing him to tense up, even more so when she began to torrent him with questions he couldnt even hear do to her talking so fast and excited, he put a hand against her lips to silence her than smirked taking it away,"A bit slower, i couldnt hear a thing." Pinkie pie giggled,"Well my names Pinkie pie, im sorta the welcoming party that welcomes new ponies into town." she pokes her hoof against his chest,"Your new your know what that means?" his eyes widden and before he could answer she says,"We get to PARTY!" she wrapped her legs around his neck to give him a big hug and he didnt really mind really enjoying seeing her on tv.

and finally Twilight Sparkle, a unicorn he thought was always pretty walked up to him staring curiously now that he was in the light of the library, she looked with study and interest before smiling holding up her hoof, which he takes and shakes smiling at her,"And my names Twilight Sparkle, me and my friends found you out near the woods." she held up a book on all the creatures in Equestria,"I couldnt seem to find your species in the book here, not many creatures in Equestria use language."

Kevin nodded his head some and smiled,"Well im not from around here, im from umm very far away and my species is human, we're a type of ape."

Twilights eyes sparkled as she squealed in having a new species to discovery and study and perhaps write a book about,"Do you mind staying here for a few weeks so i can study you, your anatomy and your history?" one of Kevin's eyebrows flicks up at her usage of the word Anatomy but he shrugs,"Sure why not."

Kevin glances around than frowns a bit causing Fluttershy to flinch, he glances down at her smiling once more,"Sorry bout that, erm were are my clothes at, i remember having them than waking up without them."

Rarity lifted her hoof up and points to the shredded dirt covered rags in the corner squirming at the sight of the mess and smiled at him turning back,"Umm well your cloths seemed to be a little...unusable, were you at an outing or party of some sorts."

Kevin shook his head,"Nope one second i was at my house than i woke up in the field."

Rarity tiled her head some with a curious look on her face,"Just...your house, usually everypony uses clothes for fashion or parties."

Kevin reached out to give her mane a light stroke causing her to flinch back because he was still dirty, he gave her a little wink than said,"Well us humans wear clothes all the time, we dont have fur like ya'll and we get cold without them, plus we use them to hide our...naughty parts."

Twilight's eyes widen as she pointed down at Kevin's exposed cock and balls,"So..that..means...thats your..."

Kevin nodded,"Yea those are my reproductive organs." he says using a scientific term in front of her.

Rarity lets out a little gasp, puts her hoof over the side of her face and faints on the floor, Twilight blushed really hard and looked away, Fluttershy hid under her mane scooting away some, Rainbow dash's jaw drops, she blushes too, Applejack and Pinkie pie both giggle some holding each other

Kevin blushed some in front of the girls, lowering his hands to cover his privates up, while Rarity lifted her head up some off the floor,"Id be able to make you some clothes within a day or so sweetie, but i really need to get going." she left but couldnt stop thinking about that human's length between his legs.

Applejack slaps her hoof against his back in good gesture and nodded her head causing her cowgirl had to go down slightly,"Well its nice meetin ya partner, im gonn head out and go back down to the farm, see ya'll." she waves and heads out.

Fluttershy scooted up over to him some and held out her shaky little hoof, her mane still covering her face, Kevin took her hoof and gave it a little kiss, which caused her to let out a little eep and rush too the door saying quickly,"Gottagobye." she rushed out back to her house.

Rainbow dash took a few steps over to him and slapped his back with her hoof like Applejack did having a smug look on her face,"Well id say that is one decent size."

Twilights eyes widened and she has a slightly upset but blushing look on her face,"Rainbow dash!"

Rainbow dash gave a mischievous chuckle and stared down at it once more than gave him a wink,"Well ill be seein ya soon Kev." she gave him a salute with her right hoof and dashed out the door (HA DASHED ^^)

Pinkie pie stood there blushing lightly, than leaned up giving him a little peck on the cheek,"See you all at the party tommorrow." she rushed out trying not to look back

Twilight nodded and the other two random ponies headed out leaving him alone with her and Spike, Kevin sat there staring at her for a few moments til Twilight coughed some,"Ummm soooo yeaaaa, i think i can study you better after a good nights sleep."

Kevin nodded his head and glanced around, he stood up his 5 ft 9 in height towered a good deal over her causing Twilight to shy back a bit lowering her ears, he reached down and gave her mane a few tender strokes which caused her to relax,"So where am i gonna sleep."

That question caused her to ponder than meep as the only place he could sleep was in her bed, and even than he would have to curl his long legs up in order to fit in it correctly. Kevin stood there grinning knowing the layout of her house and how small her bed was,"So?"

Twilight raises a hoof than looked up at him lowering it,"Umm well i guess you can sleep in my bed, butttt it would be a tight squeeze."

Kevin nodded and blushed a bit at the comment,"No worries, i wont mind." causing her to nod her head some as she led him upstairs to her room, Spike was already up there his interest in the human already over, he was curled up in his bed his tongue snaking out, which had Kevin smirking, he shook his head and climbed up into bed with Twilight, he clenched his ankles up against his thighs and scoots over close to her, drapping one arm over her under the covers, she soon felt his cock and balls relax against her flank as she laid there on her back extremely nervous all of the sudden.

Kevin smiles and snuggles against the purple colored pony deciding to bide his time, earn their trust and friendship and see where it went from there, the moon lit the room as Twilight magics the lights off, laying there with the strange nude human pressed against it, she sighed not really minding

the wind blew threw the tree branches that silent night.

Twilight Breakfast

Chapter 4

The daylight crept in through the skylights in the top of Twilights tree Library with Kevin laying, well more like snuggling against Twilight, overlaid hand stroking against her soft stomach. He started mumbling a little something in her ear which caused them to flick once or twice against his face causing him to wake up and blink,"Ugh ooo where are my...what were am I?" he glance around than his heart beats faster as he realized that it wasn't a dream and he was actually in Equestria.

He looked around the room for a few second before he turned his attention down on Twilight, he leans over and sniffed her mane than pulled back letting out a satisfied sigh, her scent divine, a little like old books and pony musk, his eyes widened and he was about to reach out to touch her flank than stops and looks down at himself, *Ehhh man I wanna hump these ponies already, but she just met me. Ill wait a little while, let her get to know me first, that's the gentlemanly way to go.* he nodded his head as he talked to himself in his thoughts.

He stood up and glanced around finding a fine cloth and wrapped it around his waist to at least hid his naughty bits, he whistled and made his way downstairs with the intent of making Twilight some breakfast and to think about what he could do to earn her friendship and trust.

He was at the bottom of the stairs when he spotted Spike already in the kitchen making a big breakfast, Kevin stared and Spike turned around and nodded his head smiling up at him,"Oh hey there, umm Kevin right?" Kevin nodded his head slowly as Spike continued,"What do humans eat?"

Kevin shrugged,"Ehhh I suppose I can eat whatever you guys make but a diet in our meals sometimes includes meats." he opened his mouth some and tapped his canine with the tip of his finger before smirking. Spike's eyes widened slightly and he tapped the spatula against the frying pan of veggies he was fixing,"Oh but you don't have to worry Spike, I don't eat baby dragons or ponies." he chuckled

Spike looked relaxed now and let out a small chuckle himself,"That's good." he turned his attention back to fixing the veggies as Kevin went around the kitchen island and glanced down,"Oh tomatoes and onions, do you guys have tortillas?"

Spike stuck his snake like tongue out and nodded his head quickly,"Of course, I was planning on having these on sandwiches but I suppose I could put them in soft taco's." he licked his lips as he started to think about all the rich tasty foods he could put on the taco's

Kevin gave the purple baby dragons tummy a little poke and smirked glancing down at him curiously,"Since baby dragons normally eat gemstones ya mind if I snag some taco's for myself?"

Spike gave his head a quick nod, Kevin sniffed the air thinking that the smell of veggies wasn't so bad, he sure like his onions, wasn't too sure on the tomatoes though, his stomach growled when he released he hadn't eaten since the other night, which caused a smirk to show up on Spikes face.

Kevin turned around and looked around in the library and stood there in wonder, thinking to himself *wow she has more books in here than from the show, pretty snazzy* he glanced back down to Spike,"Hey Spike bud, is there anything Twilight has that I could do, chores, favors anything?"

Spike's eyes narrowed as he turned his head still poking the meal in the pan with the spatula and glanced at Kevin with one eyebrow raised slightly,"Not trying to steal my job are ya?" he had a slightly sour and jealous look on his face which caused Kevin to put on a nervous grin and reach back to stroke the back of his neck nervously,"Haha, umm well no buddy, just trying to do something for a friend?"

That question caused Spike to tilt his head some to which spike replied,"But you two just barely met last night and you wanna do her favors?" he turned the heat off and scooped the veggies onto the plate he had set to the side.

Kevin nodded his head,"Yea I know, erm." he tried to think up something in order to not sound suspicious,"Umm well im a nice guy and im always looking for new friends, since im here in ponyville now, I gotta meet new ponies plus with Twilight being so nice to me and letting me stay over, why not?"

Spike stood there for a second before smiling and nodding,"All valid reasons, you do seem like a nice guy Kevin." he reached up and started to divide the veggie spread out onto the 6 soft taco's in front of him humming a little as he does so, and when he was about halfway done with that Twilight Sparkle finally made her way downstairs letting out a big yawn.

Kevin smiled and waved at her,"Morin there Twilight, have a good sleep?" he said trying not to stare at her flank and concentrates on her eyes instead

Twilight rubbed one of her eyes and grumbled a little than perked up and nodded her head,"Yea was a little crowded in my bed last night." which caused Kevin to look down and feel sorry that he took up a large amount of space in her bed,"Ha but I didnt mind, the more the merrier." he glanced back up at her smiling.

Kevin glanced around the room coming out from behind the kitchen island and gazes around than glances over at Twi,"Wow you sure do have a lotta books round here, mind if I borrow some to read?" Twilights eyes sparkled and got wider as she got excited and rushed over to him grabbing on his arm.

Twilight stared up at him smiling,"Wow your a fan of books too?" He shrugged and thought to himself *Well ive always liked books, plus with no computer here I can finally catch up on new forms of reading* he smirked reaching down to ruffle her mane some.

They finally get settled in the kitchen with Spike munching on a plate of gems, he and Twilight munched on the yummy taco's and both of their stomach's felt full and wonderful, with Kevin waving his hand over his mouth the meal slightly spicy for his taste, but he was used to it, Twilight gave him a look and he glanced at her,"Erm well im not really used to eatin veggies." Twi gave him another curious look which caused him to say,"I usually eat them, fruit and a little meat some of the time."

Twilights eyes widened and she scooted back on her rump some staring at him with nervousness but trusted him enough now and gave him a little poke with her hoof, Kevin smiled,"Well I don't eat ponies or dragons just like hamburgers." Twi tilted her head never hearing that word before,"Umm cow meat." Twilight gave out a little gasp and he raised his hand up to stop her from saying anything,"Well I wont eat that anymore if it makes you uncomfortable, remember im from a land far far away and I can adapt to your eating styles, Twi."

Twilight reached out and took his outstretched hand and gave it a hoof shake nodding her head,"That's mighty kind of you Kevin, some of applejack's friends are cows and I don't think she would be very happy if you started eating them." Kevin reached down and pat his own belly grinning.

"This here is might tasty, plus I think peanuts and stuff have protein in them.'

There was a light flutter of wings and soon Owlowiscious landed on Twilights back and gave her a nuzzle as if saying good morning to her as he wasn't able to see her the other night.

Twilight smiled and gave the owl a head stroke with her hoof and noticed that he was glancing up at the new human in their house,"Oh Owloysius, I want you to meet our new friend, Kevin." the bird stuck out a wing and Kevin reached out and shook it both of them smiling at each other.

"Mornin Owloysius." the owl nodded once than took off back to his sleeping spot in the house.

The morning went by ok with Kevin laying beside a pile of books reading a few history books about Equestria while Twilight dug threw her pile of books and made a few checklists out with Spike, Kevin soon closed his eyes and laid his head back against the pile of books he was near and relaxed there for a few seconds or so he thought.

About an hour later he was awoken with a poke from Twilight's hoof causing him to grumble some which was answered back with another poke, Kevin opens his eyes giving another yawn and stands up,"What's the matter Twilight." Twilight smirked at him and pointed over at the sun.

Twilight snickered,"Well its about noon silly, we gotta meet with our friends and introduce you to town, and we also have to pick up your new outfit from Rarity's shop." which caused Kevin to let out a slightly annoyed sigh as all he wanted to do today was lay about and nap, since he wasn't used to waking up at 6 am.

Twilight nudged his leg and Spike hopped up onto her back and they exit and start to make their way towards the center of town, with Kevin being shirtless in a town full of female ponies nearly he tried to ignore the stares.

The stares weren't caused by him being shirtless, they were caused by how he looked since only half the towns ponies were awake by the time he got into town and they didn't really get a good look, a few groups of ponies muttered to themselves on how strange but fascinating he looked.

A female pony came up to him and grabbed his hand up with her hoof and stared at his thumb curiously, she looked the brainy scientist type like Twilight did,"Fascinating creature Twilight, most intriguing."

Kevin glanced down at her a blush spread across his face as he took his hand back and rubbed it a little very nervous around all these females,"Umm I can talk ya know." her eyes light up and she glanced back at Twilight.

"And hes got the most cutest voice ive heard." she turned back up at him and bowed her head some,"Most sorry kind sir." she reached out with her hoof and shook his hand, turning her attention back at Twilight she smirked,"Give me your study notes on him whenever your done researching, I must know more about him."

Kevin gave her a smile than waved as she walked off but blushed as soon as other female ponys started walking up and commenting and complimenting him, Twilight shoved them all away and stood between them and Kevin,"I really need to get him to the boutique." they were finally able to push past them all and rush off to Rarity's

*Rarity's boutique*

The ponies finally backed off for awhile but their curiosity still remained in him, all the tales from another land he could share with them sparked some of their interests, he was finally pulled into Rarity's shop and the door sealed tight.

Rarity comes out from behind a pile of cloth with a needle and thread in her mouth and walked up to them, the needle flew from her mouth and landed on a table before she coughed and straightened her mane out a few times with her hoof giving them both a warm smile,"Oh hello there, I was expecting you around this hour darlings." a rather poofy form of dress outfit came out and she pressed it against his form nodding her head,"Ahhh I knew I was good but I didn't know I was that good."

Kevin tried to block a bout of laughter with a cough holding his fist against his face,"Well its rather worthy for a ball I guess, but id rather just have something to wear out all of the time." he pointed to the poofyness of the necklining,"I think id get rather hot running around town in these."

Rarity's ears lowered and she let out a frustrated sigh,"Ohh im so sorry sweetie, I had so many dress orders for the gala that a design or two popped into my mind while making your outfit." she looked rather upset about something so not worth getting upset about, Kevin reached out and stroked his hand against her neck trying to relax her, when her head popped back up and she grinned at him.

Rarity gave him a little nudge towards the bathroom and pointed,"Sweetie im sorry to say this but your dirt covered and filthy, I really need you to take a bath before you put anything on." she handed him a towel,"It'll refresh you." she rushed out and closed the door behind her leaving him standing there confused, he shrugged some and started up the water, a warm but not too warm mixture came out and bubbled filled the tub along with it.

He ran his hands through the mixture and immediately felt relaxed, a warmth going threw his heart, Rarity was in the other room busy designing his outfit for more outdoor wear, so he was sure he didn't have anyone who would barge in on him, Kevin took the makeshift skirt off and tossed it down than slid in slowly laying his head down against the back of the tub, the ponies were just long enough that when he stretched out his legs to the other side it didn't really cramp.

The warm water-bubble mixture popped and tickled against his skin as he glanced around for a washcloth, not finding one he called out to Rarity,"Rarity!" he glanced down and gulped a little embarrassed about having to call out for assistance in such a vulnerable position.

Rarity popped her head in and glanced at him,"Yes deary?"

Kevin popped his head over the side of the tub,"Erm do you have any washcloth's or something to scrub with?" Rarity gave a short giggle and tossed a bath sponge at him which he caught and nodded,"Thanks sweetie." he gave her a wink and her face lit up as she blushed and giggled her way back out.

Kevin grinned wide and started to scrub the dirt and grime from his body as he thought to himself *hmmm wont take her too much convincing* than gave a chuckle, the door creaked open softly and before he could look towards it he heard many little hooves racing over and 3 heads peering up at him, he covered himself defensively, and one of the 3 lets out a small giggle and glances at the other 2,"Wow didn't know he could scare this easily."

Kevin's eyes open back up as he realized the voice of the pony who owned it,"Scoot?"

Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom were all standing there staring at him with curiosity smiling and even wagging their tails a little. Scootaloo tilts her head and gives me a stare,"How do you know my name?"

Applebloom looked him up and down,"Hmmm well hes pink like the pigs at ma sis's farm but look at his hooves, don't recken hes a pig."

Sweetie belle just stood there giggling softly seeing how weird I looked from the ponies she usually met.

Rarity popped her head in with a look of annoyance on her face, the three having popped in here after school in order to see the 'weird' creature in Sweetie's sisters house,"Sweetie Belle what did I tell you about letting your friends over without asking?" she glanced at me shaking her head than turned her attention back to the foals,"And leave that poor man alone, he doesn't need you all crowding up the bathroom, when hes trying to take a bath." she goes in and shoos them off, going back out herself she closes the door again.

Kevin eventually gets out and the tub's water drains and he stands there shivering covering his crotch, he opens the door slowly and glances around,"Ummm Rarity towel please?" she poked her head out from behind another pile of cloth and snickered for a second than handed him a towel,"Not hiding that too well." she pointed, Kevin blushed and closed the door back and quickly dryed himself off.

He comes back out and held the towel in one hand and lifted his other arm in the air and twirled around a few times,"See im all clean now Rarity." he didnt see the cutie mark crusaders standing there til they started stomping there hooves against the ground for putting on a show, Kevin blushed and waved them off and they dash off to the other side of the house giggling mischievously.

Kevin turned his sights back to Rarity and she reached out quickly with her hoof and hooved him the new set out plain clothes nodding her head,"It was a little weird designing for your body type, a unique experience none the less." he reached out to put his hand under her chin while taking his clothes with the other and whispered to her,"Merci mon mignon poney." (not sure if I got that right)

His towel dropped but she didnt notice as she looked up into his green eyes, her own azure ones, her eyes sparkling and widening into deep pools as she fawned over him, their faces were inches away from each other when they heard a light coughing sound, Kevin turned his head to see Twilight Sparkle and Spike standing there, Spike had a I will kill you look on his face while Twilight tryed to stifle a snicker having an amuzed look on her face,"Ready to go to the thing Kevin?"

They both pulled away blushing deeply and Kevin went behind a stack of fabric to dress and comes out in a sky blue tshirt and a pair of slightly tight wool jeans, no zipper though. he nodding his head,"Ready now." he gave Rarity a little pat on the head and took off with Twilight and Spike towards sugarcube corner.

They arrived without any problems and Twilight and Spike stood behind him, he went for the door pushing it open, he poked his head in seeing it was really dark,"Erm hello?" he stared into the blackness, than saw movement, he let out a loud scream as a shadowy figure leap out at him and tackled him to the ground.

Wild Party

Chapter 5 - The Party

A pink pony lands on top of him as he lets out a loud grunt as he falls over onto the ground and soon is eye to eye with Pinkie pie, his eyes widen as he grins wrapping his arms around her and gives Pink a big hug, laying like that for a few seconds before lifting himself up off the floor, after pushing her off gently.

Pinkie being hugged than pushed off lets out a giggle and stood back up all all four legs letting out a small excited squeal she started to yell,"Welcome to Ponyville..." she blinks and looks off to the side in the air..he could tell she was in deep thought because she had her tongue sticking out ever so slightly,"Kevin there we go, its been so long since we've hung out!" she gives his hand a good yank and takes him inside, with the other ponies he was with followed

After he followed them inside, he reaches up subconsciously for his phone, which would normally be in his front pocket, than his jaw drops as Pinkie led him inside with the other ponies *i know i had it with me...ugh must have dropped it either when i landed here or maybe when i got some new clothes* he gulps looking around nervously around at all the ponies he loved *hope cellphones dont work here in Equestria* than smiled at all of them as Pinkie pushed him down into the chair.

"Soooo...as ive said before Welcome to Ponyville, Kevin. Glad to have you here even though you look weird." with that she reaches up and stretches his cheeks out,"No idea what you even are...heehee..but lets party." Vinyl Scratch suddenly appears out of nowhere and starts to play some nice party music, which everypony started stomping their hooves to and swaying side to side.

Not really into dancing and such stuff, Kevin decided to sit one out and try the punch, he took a glass from where the punchbowl was and goes back to the table he was at and brought it up to his mouth, when his eyes widen and he starts to feel as though a pair of eyes were watching him. He glances around suspiciously with narrowed eyes when Fluttershy came up to him laughing, not just any normal laugh as she would do: raised hoof to the muzzle, light shy laughter. Instead she was laughing like one drunk pony.

He glances down at his punch, letting out a gasp having already taken a big gulp of the fruity beverage, he tasted a slight tangy aftertaste and blinks, from behind a few ponies, he saw Pinkie Pie staring at him with a big smile on her face, than gives him a wink.

Kevin shuddered a bit feeling the effects of the alcohol or whatever the hell she put in the punch tingle within him,"Fuckkkk..." he stood up dizzy as ever, swaying as he took a few steps to sit down in a chair, right next to Twilight Sparkle who instead of dancing like the other ponies was reading a book she brought with her. She glanced up off a page she was reading studying him with her purple eyes,"Whats up?"

He rubs his eyes and starts to yawn, glancing down at her curled up form, he leans against her starting to stroke her long silky mane,"Ughh...iii..i think Pinkie spiked the punch." from where he was sitting he could see the punch table, he glances over and sees Pinkie standing over the bowl holding Spike up over it. He blinks a few times and Pinkie sees him watching, she winks than disappears.

Kevin sat there wondering if what he just saw was an illusion or not when Twilight gave him a little poke on the side with her horn which caused him a to wince and glance down at her,"Well she does random stuff all the time, but shes friendly, just a little prank she does to new ponies in town, dont worry the effects will wear off in a few hours."

Swaying around in the chair he stares at her with a look of confusion,"Effects? ugh...wait you know she did this." he was starting to sweat, reaching down stroking her back, which caused her to smile, arching it slightly as she enjoyed feeling his hand and fingers slide down her back, she gave a quick nod which caused him to laugh softly,"You are one sexy pony you know that Twi?"

Twilight Sparkle blushes and looks away, bringing one forehoof up to wave at him, before looking back,"I know your telling the truth, because one of the effects is expression of true feelings." she gave her tail a few light flicks, wondering why anypony would think an nerdy little egghead like her were sexy.

He stood up with the intent on yelling his feelings for Twilight to everypony in the room, when a Pink hoof comes out of nowhere and clamps around his mouth, he starts to mumble into the hoof as Pinkie dragged him towards the closet in the bakery, where she looks from side to side making sure nopony followed them and slammed the door behind them.

Against a side of wall that was clear of baking supplies she slams him as softly as she could against the wall while he looks down at her with surprise and shock on his face, he couldnt really tell which,"Pp...pinkie, what are you doing?" pressing her hooves against him she lets out a big wide grin,"Oh nothing silly, its just a game."

shuddering a bit while very dazed, dizzy but coherent, he slurred out,"Gg..gggame?" she gave her frizzy maned head a quick series of nods and smirks,"Yup yup.." she said while having her eyes closed, she burys her face against his chest some than lifted it to where her muzzle was hidden against his shirt and he could just see those beautiful blue eyes staring narrowed and looking mischievous,"7 minutes in heaven."

*Fuck...* he thought, not really remembering these girls acting even a quarter this bad on the tv show, he gives his head a few shakes *must be between the seasons, or episodes whichever* blinking a few times he looks away from the playful pink pony who was rubbing her head against his chest *wait...this might be the season* his eyes widden, like with all ponies, he realized, they might be all just starting out their heat cycle

He was proven once her forehoof raises and starts to rub against the front of his pants, he was a little surprised, more of her doing that than her knowing the human anatomy, most animals had their cocks in the same area, between the legs. Letting out a soft groan as the soft hoof slowly strokes against his crotch,"Now get down here and kiss me." the pink pony said with an air of lust, he could vaguely smell a musky smell, not too overwhelming.

With a blush he slide down to his knees staring into the eyes of one of the ponies that he's always felt an attraction for, laying one arm against her back, he began to start stroking her coat softly. She let out a content murr of pleasure which caused him to smirk, so he brought his other arm up and started to tickle his hand up behind her ear.

The amount of pleasure was excessively stimulating for her and she just melted, closing her eyes she starts to let out loud moans. Not wanting anypony to catch them, he slid close and pressed his lips against her open muzzle and starts to kiss her. The taste was not unexpected: Cupcakes, hints of various candies as well as other sweets.

His rubs and strokes turned her on bad, he could smell her scent more directly now within the closet and hoped to celestia nopony would smell and trot in on them, this was his time to press her against the wall causing her muzzle to open, which he in turn shoved his tongue in and felt her gently nibble on his long pink tongue as he twirls it around exploring her mouth, even rubbing behind her teeth *wow this is unusual, making out with a pony hmmm*

Her ears flicked a few times as he stroked behind one and he brought the hand stroking her back up and started to stroke behind the opposite ear, which caused her to groan loud into his mouth, she pulls back, lifting one foreleg up cutely and gives her lips a good licking with her long pink tongue,"Mmmm well one minute and 30 seconds down..." with a snicker,"But your not really counting are you?"

With a twirl of her pink body, she turns around her tail already slightly raised and he looks down seeing her light pink outer lips, but only a flash of her tight tailhole from how her tail was raised, after staring for about 3 seconds or so, her pussy winked, outer lips expanding showing off that wet, tight hole of hers which caused him to smirk at how it sounded, wet and inviting.

She gave her head a turn and glances back at him from her side and gives him a cute wink,"Why dont you go ahead and stick it in...no fooling around..." she started to pant as her heat became more apparent *fuck im gonna have to deal with this pony banging for awhile* instead of following her directions, the spiked punch worked differently on him since he was human causing him to gain a bit of courage, while having both hands on either side of her flanks, giving her cutie marks a good rubbing, he goes down burying his face into her haunches and gave her pussylips a light nip, causing her to tense up and grunt.

He stopped for a second his face up against her rump than started to think *hmm i wonder if she'd taste like a pie* his smirk turns to a surprised gasp as she presses her sweet rump back against his face, he grunts mouth pressed tightly against her pussy and he stuck his tongue out shoving it deep, giving it long circular twirls. His hands squeeze on either side of her flank rubbing at her cutie marks which seem to make her even more turned on, he pumps his tongue in and out and Pinkie pie just goes crazy grinding her rump back against his face.

With his tongue buried deep in her hole, it spasms and clenches around his tongue with each soft twitch of it, he smiles and happily laps at her tight snatch and she lets out a muffled squeal and drenches his face with a tangy, sweet tasting juice, he flops his head back against the other side of the wall of the pantry and starts to pant softly licking his lips clean while staring at her wiggling rump.

standing up slowly, he reaches down for his zipper but felt around forgetting that Rarity didnt make him one, so instead he dropped his pants not having anything underneath, his cock was rock hard from all the rubbing and attention it received from Pinkie's hoof.

He wraps his arms around her waist pulling her close and jams his cock in groaning at how tight and wet it was, even more so after she came, he felt her clench down tightly gripping his cock ever so snug in her velvet feeling pussy, he buryed his whole 7 inch lengh in one go, her ass pressing against his stomach, from how the potion made him dizzy and dazed he knew he wouldnt last long, he tightens his grip around her stomach and starts to thrust in and out, with her pressing him closer to the wall behind him.

One final buck and smack of her rear, he tosses himself forwards to flop over her backside as he came hard squirting his seed against her walls, panting heavily he stayed there for a few minutes with her randomly clenching than relaxing around his still hard cock.

After a rest he pulls out, she quickly turned around with a look of lust, but tired lust in her eyes, she felt up for more but she knew she had to share this strange beast with her friends, so she leaned over and wraped her whole muzzle around his cock and gives it a good tongue bath, which caused him to let out a grunt but he reached down and strokes her head.

He pulled his pants up and came stumbling out of the backroom closet hoping nopony heard their shouts of ecstasy while they mated back there, and he was right, the music, Vinyl Scratch played was just loud enough. He wobbled to and fro bumping into random ponies, causing them to let out surprised shouts at him, he finally made his way to the street where he held onto a fence for a few seconds before dizzily following it towards wherever he could go to lay down.

In a daze he pushed one pony over causing her friend to shove him with her hoof, right into The Carousel Boutique where he tripped over a few things and landed in a pile of fabric and finally passed out from exhaustion.

Meanwhile in a field on the outskirts of Ponyville*

A blue colored pony was inspecting the slightly burnt grass where, she learnt from various ponies who lived out in the edge of the Everfree Forest, when her eyes caught a slight glimmer of light, she wonders towards it and picks the strange device up and wipes the dirt from the glowing front. She had in her hooves, a glowing box that said AT T on the front, but what caught her eye on the front was even more entertaining, it was a picture of her, in a vulnerable position, her eyes widen and she shouted,"The GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DOES NOT APPROVE!"