Author's Note

EQG/Human warning. If you're not here for furless bipeds, reader beware.

12 – Table Service (Twilight's Turn)

Rainbow Dash looked down at the bottle as it slid to a stop pointed directly at her. She hopped up on her seat and spread her wings in excitement. “Booyah! I was just getting bored of waiting for my turn.”

“Really? Only now?” Applejack said. “I'm surprised you haven't been louder about it.”

Rainbow flushed. “I can sit quietly when I need to.”

“I guess you were loud enough with Fluttershy. Never seen a mare get so worked up over a bit of friction before.”

“Whatever, AJ. You're just jealous that you haven't gotten a t-turn with me yet.”

There was no snappy reply to that one.

“Anyway, um, time to make up for that dumb first round, huh Twilight? Ready for something a bit more fun than standing on top of me?”

Twilight stood up, flared her much larger wingspan, and smiled, showing off her teeth. “Ready if you are, Dash. I've always wondered if you live up to your reputation.”

Rainbow gulped at Twilight's fearsome display, then blinked. “What reputation? Do I have a reputation?” After a moment, she added, “Like… a sexy reputation?”

“You're a Wonderbolt, Rainbow,” said Fluttershy. “All of the Wonderbolts are sex symbols.”

Rarity nodded. “It can't have escaped your attention that you're featured on quite a number of those distasteful pin-up posters.”

“And magazines,” Applejack contributed. When eyes turned to her, she blushed. “Uh, according to Big Mac, course.”

Rainbow grinned. “You two talk about spank material a lot, huh?”

The farm pony burned even brighter. “Just roll the damn dice already.”

Twilight grabbed both dice and floated one over to Rainbow, then readied her own.

Rainbow scooped hers up in a wing and immediately tossed it back to the table. After a few seconds of bouncing and skittering, it landed on the side depicting various body parts surrounding a circle. A species change.

She felt the changes immediately, her hooves itching and aching, then splitting into pointed digits. The transformation continued up her forelimbs, smooth coat clumping and growing until finally sprouting into feathers. Within seconds, Rainbow's entire upper body was covered by a thick plumage. Her muzzle shrank and solidified into a beak, and her spine tingled as bones rearranged themselves.

Finally the changes seemed to stop, and she started to examine herself.

Just as Rainbow lifted her new, eagle-like hands up in front of her, Twilight realized that she hadn't even rolled yet. She tossed the cube casually, without taking her eyes from Rainbow Dash's form.

Her die crashed into Rainbow's, sending them both clattering across the table anew. Twilight's landed on the same side Rainbow's had—a species swap—while the other die tumbled to the far side of the table.

Twilight Sparkle reared up on her seat as her entire body began to prickle. Her wings were the first to go, seemingly dissolving into thin air before everypony's eyes. Then she shrank, visibly losing several inches, although she remained large enough to only barely fit on the pony-sized chair. The iridescent purple scales covering her head to toe thinned and lost their sheen, eventually melting into bare skin.

It was, in some ways, the least dramatic species transformation of the night. But it was also by far the most disturbing for the onlookers, primarily because they had no idea what Twilight was becoming.

“Darling, are—are you well?” Rarity looked both terrified and intrigued as she assessed Twilight's mostly-hairless physique. “I hope this isn't the result of one too many chaos spells.”

Twilight looked down at herself. Her legs, now even more bipedally-oriented than before, were folded at the knees and tucked underneath her, and two small bumps stood out from her chest, obscuring her view of the rest of her torso, each tipped with a small nipple.

It wasn't until she stretched out her legs and tried to stand up that she realized what was going on.

“Oh Celestia, I'm a human!” Twilight said in disbelief. “I didn't think… I thought this game would only transform us into creatures from Equestria! How does Discord know about the human realm?”

Fluttershy sighed. “Discord usually seems to just figure out those kinds of things. For some reason big, important, magic secrets he always knows, but when it comes to silly things like 'where Fluttershy left her keys,' he's useless.”

“I guess I shouldn't be surprised,” Twilight murmured. She ran her hands up and down her arms, feeling tiny goosebumps from the cool air in the room, then traced the outline of her sides, the slight curves that almost made sense compared to her normal pony body, except for…

Berry scooted his chair closer and poked at her chest with a hoof. “Why are your teats all the way up there?” he asked. Then he lowered his hoof to gesture to her midriff. “Shouldn't they be down here? And why are they so big? Discord didn't make you pregnant, did he?”

Twilight shuddered at the suggestion. “No, no, humans are just like this for some reason. I didn't really pay much attention to them when I was in the human world—magical disasters and all—and I've never asked Sunset about them since. And I think these are pretty small compared to most human breasts.”

Filled with innocent curiosity, Berry gently pressed at the soft flesh with a hoof, teasing the nipple with the hard edge.

Twilight sucked in a breath.

“Sensitive?” Berry asked.

“It's pretty much the same as a pony's teat. Maybe a little more sensitive since there's no fur around it.”

Berry poked again, beaming at how her breast gave under his touch.

Twilight scowled. “You know, mirror Pinkie made a lot of jokes about our teats. Now I'm wondering if that was a sex thing.”

“Hear that, Berry!” Rainbow shouted with a laugh, her voice coming out deeper than usual. “Human-you is a perv!”

Twilight's scowl deepened. “At least Pinkie only ever called them 'tits.' The mirror version of you had hundreds of names for them. And for her, it was definitely a sex thing.”

Rainbow's face went blank. Her eyes drifted to Twilight's chest, taking a moment to appreciate her human anatomy for the first time. Then she flushed. “Oh.” More quietly, she added, “I get it.” Rainbow Dash shifted in her seat as she felt an odd tension in her lower body, and she glanced down. “Whoa, what? Why do I have a dick?”

Leaning back in her chair, Rainbow spread her hindlegs to show off a fairly impressive cock. The beginning of a knot was already starting to swell near the base. She gave it an experimental flick and cocked her head. “Weird…”

Twilight squinted at Rainbow's crotch, the disorientation of her new form quickly swept away by curiosity. “Wait, why do you have a dick? You were totally normal a second ago, right? I didn't miss a turn or something, did I?” She stood up and, only a little jerkily, circled the table to inspect Rainbow's die. “Oh, I think… I think that when I rolled my die, it knocked yours onto the sex change side.”

Rainbow rolled her eyes. “Well that's bullshit.”

“It's certainly chaotic,” said Rarity.

Berry shifted her attention from Twilight's anatomy over to Rainbow's. “So, whatcha think? Pretty neat, huh?”

Rainbow gently curled the talons of one hand around her shaft and gave it an experimental pump. “Hmmm. It's… fine? I kind of already miss my snatch though.”

“Penises ain't for everypony,” Applejack offered. “Although truth be told I kinda like mine. Funny, right?”

“Funny…” Rainbow echoed, moving her cock this way and that, examining it with mild discomfort plain on her face. “Sorry, girls, but I might need to take a quick trip down the hall after we finish our challenge.”

“You can do that now, if you want,” Twilight assured her. “Or we can re-roll, remember?”

Rainbow shook her head, took a breath, and put on a small smile. “Nah, I'm fine. It's all just for the game, so… I should try my best to enjoy it.” She gave her cock another pump and bit her lip. “Mmm, and fuck, I can already tell it's way too easy to get off with these things.”

Berry giggled. “I know, right!”

The concern didn't leave Twilight's eyes. “If you're sure that you're okay, then I guess I should turn over the card?”

“Totally. Let's see what kind of freaky we're up against.”

With a final look to make sure her friend was okay, Twilight turned her attention to the card deck and, with her impressively nimble fingertips, snagged the top card and flipped it over.

“Show off in front of the other players.” Then she read the second line with no small amount of snark, “Be creative.”

“Show off? Yes!” Rainbow pumped a fist. “You are going down, Twi.”

“It's not a competition, Dash.” Twilight looked around the table, assessing their other friends, and silently repeated the exact wording of the challenge to herself. “Actually, let's think of it another way.” She slid around the table, moving from foot to foot with surprising grace, her hips swaying just a bit with every step. By the time she reached Rainbow's seat, she could feel five sets of eyes roaming her figure.

Back when she'd first visited the human world, Twilight had felt oddly guilty about being attracted to the bizarre creatures on the other side. It was nice to see that her friends apparently shared her predilection.

Crouching down so her lips were next to Rainbow's feathered ear, Twilight whispered, “We're not trying to beat each other… I think we should try to beat everypony else.”

Rainbow looked doubtful, her usual confidence shaken by her off putting transformation. She said, “The card didn't say anything about that. Not like Fluttershy and Rarity's.”

“You're right, it didn't. But it also said to be creative. So it's up to you. We can both sit in our chairs and masturbate quietly until we finish, or…” She leaned in even closer to Rainbow's ear and hissed, “We can show off.”

The griffon shivered at her words, anticipation and nerves warring in her stomach and crackling down her wings. When had Twilight gotten so seductive? Did it have something to do with being in her human body? For not the first time, Rainbow wondered if Twilight had omitted some details about her trips to the other dimension.

Her mind was still whirling with conflicting impulses when she noticed Applejack. The gorgeous earth pony was looking at her with even more concern than Twilight had. When their gazes met, Applejack said, “It's really not a big deal, sugar cube. At this point, who gives a hoot whether we follow Discord's rules?”

Her heart suddenly in her throat, Rainbow followed her instincts. “Pssh, not me, obviously. But seriously, I'm cool. Just making sure we're all on the same page before I jump her, you know?”

Applejack raised an eyebrow. “Jump her?”

“Jump me?” Twilight echoed.

Rainbow rounded on Twilight and slid off her chair. In an instant, she was on her hindlegs, which brought her nose about level with Twilight's rib cage. She wavered, caught off balance both literally and figuratively by the prospect of having to function upright like this.

Just as the griffon started to pitch backward, Twilight reached out a slender arm and caught Rainbow by the shoulder to steady her. Then, snaking her other arm over Rainbow's rump, scooped her up in an only slightly awkward bridal carry.

“Whoa!” Rainbow exclaimed. “This is… this is weird. How are you so strong?”

Twilight giggled. “I'm not, for a human. But their upper limbs are really good at holding things, and griffons are naturally light. They have to be in order to fly, since they have a lot less natural flight magic than pegasi do.” A hint of strain appeared on her face, and she added, “You are getting a bit heavy though, so…”

She deposited Rainbow Dash on the table, then slid onto the surface herself. “We're on the same page now, right?” Twilight spread her legs, revealing her slit. It was different from a mare's, almost looking more like a reptile's, with thin, tight lips and a much less prominent clit. There was also a small patch of thin violet fuzz above it, contrasting darkly with her lighter skin tone.

Rainbow licked her lips, then glanced downward to her own sex. The knot was much more noticeable now, and it twitched in time with her heart. She wrapped tentative talons around it.

Twilight noticed her hesitation. “If it helps… you look at me, and I'll look at you.” She led by example, moving a dextrous hand to her pussy and running a finger up and down the opening. It took her a moment to get used to the difference—although Twilight had been a few different creatures that night, she'd never actually taken the time to properly explore herself while those changes had been in effect, and she certainly hadn't ever played with herself while in the human world.

Thankfully, while the visual differences were considerable, all of the fundamentals seemed similar. Her folds were pleasantly sensitive, and the way the soft labial flesh gave under her touch was strangely sexy in its own way. Her love button was perhaps the biggest change, and it took her a moment of gentle rubbing to find the best way to stimulate it. Once she figured that out, it was every bit as delightfully spine-tingling as her equine clit ever was.

Her other hand explored the surrounding area, quently squeezing her ass and thighs, scraping nails over the hairless skin. In a sudden moment of inspiration she flexed her hips up into the air and felt around where a tail should have been. All she felt was a little bony protrusion. That was weird.

Rainbow, while still not thrilled with her masculine body, was already starting to appreciate some of its features. The talons encircling her shaft were so much more capable than hooves at… well, just about everything but running, she imagined, and if she'd still had her familiar pussy then there was no doubt she'd be fucking herself silly with them until the second the magic wore off. As it was, their wonderful, tactile grip was moving her swiftly toward a climax that she was anticipating and dreading equally.

At least Twilight was a sight to behold. Humans were so strange, even compared to all the other exotic offerings she'd seen that night, but the similarities—Twilight's eyes, her colours, even her mane looked mostly the same. The curve of her hips and ass, the dripping, eager lips between her legs… was it confusing? Absolutely. Did Rainbow want to climb on top of her and explore every nook and cranny for herself? Also yes.

Rainbow's hips jerked, and her stomach clenched. A spurt of precum shot from the tip of her cock, drizzling her talons and testicles in a healthy helping of griffon jizz. She bit her lip, caught between sudden arousal at the wonderfully salty smell and disgust at the fact that it had come from her own body.

Twilight reacted as well, reaching out with a free hand and scooping a few drops up with her fingers. She brought them to her lips and moaned theatrically. Her eyes scanned the room for reactions.

Unsurprisingly, every spare set of eyes was on her, although Applejack's gaze kept wavering between her and Rainbow. What was more of a surprise was that everypony seemed more curious than aroused. She could see no subtle, under the table ministrations, not even from Berry. She felt their attention on every part of her, from the strange round ears on the sides of her head to the stubby imitations of fingers that curled at the ends of her feet. She shivered. The butterflies in her stomach, the roving eyes of her friends, and the temperature in the room all combined to make her feel suddenly very exposed.

Could this be why humans always seemed to wear clothes? But what about when the weather was warmer? And surely other humans didn't stare at each other like this whenever they were undressed. She was only drawing so much attention because her body was unknown and exotic to them.

Another mystery to probe Sunset Shimmer on.

Her fingers worked a tight circle around her clit as the name reverberated in her mind. If all her pony friends were so eager to share their bodies with one another… what about their counterparts? And Sunset, of course? It would be hard to justify a trip to the mirror world just to seduce a bunch of teenagers—and following from that, the age difference there would be a little inappropriate anyway. But maybe she should casually mention this night to Sunset in a letter, just to plant the seed in her mind.

And if it didn't work out, at least it would be a good friendship lesson, she reasoned.

Rainbow Dash had continued to languidly stroke her cock, moving with no urgency and not much drive, but after minutes of constant, rhythmic stimulation, she felt something change. Each pump seemed to heighten the pressure in her core, the sensation in her cock, the tightness of her balls. It was like turning a spring-loaded crank and finally starting to feel resistance as the spring coiled tight. Her hand sped up, her hips thrust upward in short, erratic jerks, and her breaths came fast and ragged.

Twilight's fingers sped up, two of them sliding in and out of her tight entrance while a thumb circled her clit. Somehow her other hand had wandered up to her left breast, fingers tweaking and pinching at the nipple. It really wasn't any more special than playing with her usual teats, but the fine control her human hands offered transformed the act into something much more. A steady flow of juices trickled down the bare skin of her ass, and she instantly recognized the advantage there. Skin wiped clean so easily, and she had a feeling it was easier to lick clean as well.

Her eyes drifted to Rarity.

The pony-turned-changeling-turned-pony-again had had her gaze on Twilight since the second her transformation had started, and while at first her attention had been discerning and professional, no doubt envisioning the alterations she would need to make to a dress to fit such a strangely proportioned beast, now her eyes were wide and her bottom lip clenched firmly between her teeth, her horn surrounded by a tell-tale blue glow and her legs fidgeting.

As Twilight's climax built, she decided to turn to face the unicorn directly. It wasn't exactly a shocking decision, or a bold one, but for Twilight it was a catalyst on top of the burning fire in her stomach.

Rarity's eyes widened, and she leaned forward in her seat. Her mouth opened in a silent 'oh.'

Twilight Sparkle took that as an invitation. Still running mostly on auto-pilot, driven by lust and whim, she scooted forward, forward, until her legs hung off the table, one on either side of Rarity's seat, putting the unicorn's muzzle barely a foot away from her dripping, quivering pussy. Her hands continued their work diligently, spreading her lips open wide and drawing forth even more fluids.

Rarity's eyes went even wider. Her tongue lolled every so slightly, the tip tracing the tops of her teeth. Her nostrils flared, drawing in Twilight's odour desperately. The human's upper body loomed over her while her legs drooped down beside her, surrounding her with Twilight.

Rainbow Dash, meanwhile, couldn't bring herself to look up at Applejack, although she could feel the farm mare's gaze on her like piercing torchlight. As much as she knew seeing Applejack's bright, intense eyes, the flush in her cheeks, the closeness they couldn't help but share, would usually have pushed her over the edge… It felt wrong, and Rainbow couldn't even pinpoint why. It couldn't be because she had a cock, or because she was a griffon, or… anything. Nothing made sense.

And yet, her phallic anatomy didn't seem to give a fuck about her inner turmoil, and neither did the hand squeezing and pumping it. Her chest felt tight, and her vision almost blurred. Just when the pressure almost reached a breaking point, she heard a gasp, and felt something damp splash against her hind paw.

She looked, and there was Applejack, her own feminine shaft pinned between two hooves, cum trailing from its widely flared tip and leading all the way onto the table and Rainbow's paw. Applejack groaned, and they met eyes as another pulse of cum shot up from her sex and into the air.

And Rainbow's own valve burst. Her lower body jerked upward in a single great thrust and a streak of white shot out, quickly joining Applejack's mess on the table between them. Their eyes met again, and Rainbow felt… different. Better, maybe. That strange part inside her clenched again, and another rope of semen joined the puddle.

Across the room, Twilight's fingers found a new, wonderful spot inside her, and she stiffened, slumped backward, and thrust her hips skyward as she hit her peak. Her core muscles tightened, and her long, dangling legs spasmed and clenched under the table, nearly making her slide right off the edge.

Rarity gasped in time for a few droplets of Twilight's arousal to splash onto her muzzle, one landing directly on her lip. Her tongue swiped it up thoughtlessly. She couldn't really taste it, one drop in a wash of her own spit, but that only made her want more.

Sadly, it seemed that human vaginas weren't quite as productive as their equine counterparts, so those drops were all she received. Twilight slumped, barely maintaining her perch on the table's edge. Her eyes met Rarity's, and after a long moment, she closed her thighs and scurried back across the table toward her chair.

Had they been creative? Probably not by Discord’s standards. But the voluntary attention they had both paid to certain members of the audience definitely felt new.

Rainbow Dash held her softening cock in one hand and watched as Applejack's own shaft receded in kind. Rainbow felt no less conflicted, but she didn't feel the same disgust as she had at first.

“So, whadaya think?” Applejack said casually. “You were raising hell asking what a schlong felt like earlier.”

“Oh yeah. Forgot.” She had basically asked for something like this to happen to her. “Kinda lame.”

Applejack shrugged. “I wouldn't want to be stuck with it forever, course, but it's an all right change of pace. Need to head to the bathroom to freshen up, as Rarity would say?”

“Tch, please. Too euphemistic even by my standards,” Rarity scoffed, although her voice was still thick with arousal, and her eyes never left Twilight.

Rainbow shook her head. “I think… I think I'm all right for now.” She gave her cock, which had by now slid almost entirely back into its sheath, a flick. “Now that this thingy's back where it belongs, anyway.” With that she scooted back across the table and to her chair. Her wings flicked out, and she ran a talon over the feathers. “And being a griffon is pretty cool. The wings are a bit different, and these babies—” she held out a hand, talons splayed—“who needs scissors when your hooves end in a bunch of knives?”

Fluttershy spoke up, saying, “Umm, this is all really fun, girls—oh, and Berry—but isn't it getting really late?”

All eyes turned to the window, where a faint light cascaded over the horizon.

Applejack shot to her hooves, wobbling slightly as her softer muscles once again let her down. “Horseapples, it's near dawn! I haven't been up this long since Nightmare Moon came back.” She started for the door, “Sorry, y'all. It's been a great night, but—”

“Wait!” Rainbow said, throwing out a hand to catch Applejack's shoulder as she passed. “We've almost had two full rounds. Might as well stay for one more turn, right?”

She bit her lip and looked around. Eager eyes met her gaze, and she sighed. “All right, I suppose one more round won't make much difference. Ain't gonna get a lick of work done today, though. Next time we only do one round, ya hear?”

“Next time?” Fluttershy asked.

Rarity laughed. “Darling, there will definitely be a next time. Would anypony here be able to stay away?”

Silent head shakes answered her.

Applejack found her seat again and scooped up Rainbow Dash's die. “Roll me the bottle, Twi', and let's make this one quick.”