Octavia's quest

After being chased out of town by a very angry blacksmith for over an hour, Octavia decided to put on her new equipment just in the middle of some grassy field. It was slightly heavy for her but she'll get used to it, plus the cape actually does look good on her, she'll have to apologise to Derpy next time she sees her right now though she needs to do the quest she's been given .

Octavia hoped that the rest of the day would be uneventful for her, sadly though life has other plans, as she continues to walk through the field a very small group of bandits consisting of four ponies spotted her. They all look like stereotypical bandits with war paint, leather armour and blunt weapons. "Oh would ya look right here boys, we have ourselves a fucking cunt!" The leader who's slightly bigger than the rest of the group yelled as they get ready to beat the shit out of the level one adventurer.

"Okay that was extremely rude to say you asshole!" Octavia shouted back

"Yeah says the one who's also being rude." The bandit leader argued. "Now if you don't get the fuck out of here right now, me and the boys right here are going to beat the shit out of you, unless you have any coin on you then we'll forget that you were ever here."

"Wait what, um, couldn't you beat the shit out of me then loot me?"

"Well we can't do that."

"Um, why not?"

"Well it doesn't say that in the bandits code."

"The what?" Octavia questions again

"The bandits code." The leader repeated to her. "You see if we beat the shit out of you and loot you shitty corpse then that's disrespecting the dead."

"And the dead need to fucking rest in piece!" One of the regular bandits told Octavia.

"So your telling me that you have certain rules on how to do things. And your afraid to loot the fucking dead, why?!" She asks in a confused tone.

"Because we would be shamed. By our lord and saviour, God." The bandit leader told Octavia

"I'm sorry what!?" Yelled Octavia. "You ponies are religious, r-religious bandits? I either dreaming or in a fucking asylum."

"We go to church every Sunday, and it has changed our lives for the better." The bandit leader happily told Octavia. "Now if you excuse us, we must pray, you are welcome to join us if you wish." The bandit leader and his group started kneeling and praying to God.

"Well fuck this I'm getting away from here." Octavia said to herself before running far away from the bandits