Hentai Horse in Magical Pony Land

by Nightmare723764

11: Gossip and Rainbow Spy

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Rainbow Dash liked to think she is a friendly mare and she is, granted she’s a little rough around the edges but still. And she isn’t as uptight as some of the mares back in Cloudsdale or in Canterlot, at least she didn’t think she was.

That being said… she wasn’t all that fond of Steel Cavalry. Between him spouting nonsensical terms that are supposed to mean something and the fact that he frequently exposes him had Rainbow place the stallion firmly in the rut-hungry pervert category. She didn’t buy the excuses of eccentricity or mental problems.

So the fact that for their first “mare’s day” centered around gossip about Steel Bucking Cavalry just irritated her. Yes, she was well aware of just how helpful he was around town. Yes she was aware that he chased off a Diamond Dog pack that had laid down roots just outside of town a few weeks back. Yes he dealt with a rabid manticore before it could get into town.

Rainbow was very aware of all the good Steel has done. But that still doesn’t excuse him for being a remorseless pervert and freak in Rainbow’s eyes. Sure he might’ve bought them all time to charge the Elements to blast Nightmare Moon but… who the actual buck actually cockslaps somepony!?

Sure Twilight probably wanted to just know more about Steel but Rainbow didn’t see the point. It’s pretty apart, he's just trying to get into every mare's beds!

“Can we stop talking about Cavalry already?” She grumped, “We get it. He’s amazing!”

Rainbow was well aware of the looks she was getting from Rarity and Shy, but she refused to back down. She was tired of talking about that stupid rut-hungry pervert already!

“Now I’m well aware that Steel has his issues but you seem rather irritated darling.” Rarity said, raising a brow, “What did he do exactly to earn your ire?”

“Really!? You don’t know?” Rainbow snorted, “Of course… he’s probably Little Miss Rarity’s pet or something…”

When the entire room fell silent Rainbow realized what she actually said. Looking at Rarity she was going to try and apologize but a single glower stopped her cold. She could only imagine Shy’s expression.

“I may have a reputation.” Rarity said frostily, “But it’s between consenting ponies. And it doesn’t extend outside of private! And not only is Steel simply too willful to submit and be anypony’s “pet” I am his best friend and closest confidant he has besides Ditzy, Big Mac, and Time Turner!”

“Umm… I don’t mean to interrupt but can I ask what Rainbow means?” Twilight asked after a few moments of tense silence.

Rarity looked like she chewed on something sour before she spoke, possibly to keep Rainbow from going on about Steel.

“Some of the more… narrow minded ponies in our fair town.” The unspoken ‘like her’ was clear to everypony, “Have it in their heads that Steel is perfectly aware of what he’s doing and have labeled him a horrible pervert that wants to rut anything. However, I know this isn’t the truth!”

“Oh yeah?” The ever-stubborn Rainbow retorted, “And what’s this “truth” you’re talking about hmm?”

“Have you ever considered.” Rarity almost purred, “That Steel has trouble reading body language? Or that he has an overactive sex drive? I’m well aware that there are mare’s clearly interested in him and have been giving him obvious signs. He just misses the signs completely, and he’s actually confessed that he’s simply gone “buck it” and has decided to virtually go celibate?”

That silenced everypony as they rolled that around in their heads.

Eventually Rainbow broke the silence, “I don’t buy it.” She insisted stubbornly.

“I dunno… it makes sense now that I think about it sugarcube.” Applejack said thoughtfully.

“That’s so sad. I need to throw him a party! But he’s so hard to work with!” Pinkie exclaimed in her usual manner.

“Poor Steel…” Fluttershy mumbled.

Twilight just looked thoughtful as she considered the new information.

Rainbow just grumbled, “Whatever. So… everypony excited for the Gala?” She asked, deciding to change the subject.

“Yes! I’ve actually started designing everypony’s dresses and Steel’s suit!” Rarity graciously accepted the rather clumsy topic change, “Of course I would like everypony’s opinion to make the dresses more suited to your personal tastes.”

“What about Steel?” Fluttershy asked meekly.

Rarity just smiled, “Well Steel as insisted, repeated and loudly, that he doesn’t care. So I decided on something simple. Outside of wearing vests and saddlebags to carry things around Steel has very simple tastes. Though that being said he’s already said he’s going to have an impressive Nightmare Night costume.”

“I wonder if it’ll be impressive like his prosthetics?” Twilight mumbled in thought.

“Pro-what it's now Twi?” Applejack asked.

“Oh! Um… well when I hid at his house I looked around.” Twilight admitted with a faint blush, “And well I found a lot of blueprints for things like prosthetic legs and other things! He could revolutionize the medical field and help a lot of disabled and crippled ponies! And I’m pretty sure I even saw prosthetics for Minatours and Griffins as well!” She added excitedly.

“Huh, never pegged as the Tinkery type.” Applejack commented thoughtfully, “Though I can respect that.”

“Rainbow. I think you should actually give Steel a chance, if you don’t mind that is…” Fluttershy mumbled shyly.

Rainbow just sighed and nodded to her timid friend while Twilight went on about potential medical improvements and other egghead stuff.


”Give him a chance huh?”

Honestly Shy was too good for this world, always giving everypony the benefit of a doubt. But Rainbow couldn’t really deny Shy anything, after all she rarely asked for anything to begin with! And it was only fair seeing as Shy was one of Rainbow’s only friends when they were in Flight school who didn’t tease her or call her Rainbow Crash due to her initial clumsiness.

“I guess it wouldn’t hurt. I mean if anything I’ll just validate myself! Though I think I’ll just watch him for a while first.”


Rainbow had followed Steel around for most of the day when he finally did come into town. And despite everything she had heard about the stallion he… really didn’t do a lot that would garner him a reputation as a pervert.

And like Rarity said he completely missed painfully obvious come ons from clearly interested mares giving her suggestion that he doesn’t get body language a lot of credit. And while he clearly had him moments, watching a mare walk away too long being the main one, he never did anything openly perverse.

And when things did get to him, which didn’t happen as much as she initially thought, he’d immediately apologize and excuse himself.

“Ponyfeathers… I hate being wrong…”

Sighing to herself Rainbow decided she owed Rarity an apology, and she is mare enough to admit it.

Though for a few minutes she hesitated as today was one of Rarity’s “me” days and Rainbow had no desire to run into Little Miss Rarity when she was in full form. Even if Rainbow did think she made for a very attractive mare.

She wasn’t gay though… only during particularly bad Heats and only with Shy that is.

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