Hentai Horse in Magical Pony Land

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“I have a very faint idea how this is going to go…” I muttered to myself as Mayor Mare gave Jackie a medal or something for saving the town.

I’m not at all familiar with the “Stations of Canon” as I’ve stated before, I mostly stuck to fanfiction, but I do however know some of the “Points of Canon” like… Pinkie having a big freak out and going crazy over something, an overly aggressive catbird making Shy cry, an invasion of some sort, Discord escaping, Twicorn, and something about vines. However I’m not relying on any foreknowledge I might have, or at least I’m trying not to, because my very presence might derail the “story” for the lack of a better word.

And if I recall correctly, which I might not honestly, I think this is one of those important bits. Though the sequence of events honestly escapes me. Granted I could easily refresh my memory but what’s the point?

This is my life, it’s not an episodic chronicle or anything of the sort. So relying on something that might “possibly” be true but with everything but the important bits trimmed out, besides… I never could get into the show honestly.

Eventually everypony started to leave and I approached Jackie with a smile.

“Congrats.” I said I approached the Apple mare.

“Thanks sugarcube.” Jackie said with a smile, “Though I’m surprised I didn’t see you doing anything Mister Hero.” She retorted with a giggle.

“Honestly? I was taking a nap with Snowball.” I answered honestly, getting a laugh from Jackie.

“Just don’t be copying Rainbow too much sugarcube!~” She teased getting a snort from me.

“Yeah, no worries about that. I’m not that lazy.” I said, “Anyways I just wanted to congratulate you. And if you need anything don’t be afraid to come by and ask okay.”

“Okay sugarcube.” Jackie said.

I just gave her a quick nuzzle before I trotted off.

Humming I lazily flicked through “Daring Doo and the Temple of the Minotaur” absentmindedly wondering if this would be a good shared interest to bond over with Rainbow Dash. Well if she was reading the series anyway, I’m not sure if it is fanon or not that she’s obsessed with the series.

Snowball was resting on my head lazily following along, such a sweet little girl!

We were pulled out of our reading when somepony knocked on our door. Frowning faintly at the interruption I pulled Snowball off my head and sat her down on her little bed, she gave an unamused hiss before she curled up.

I just snorted at the decidedly catty reaction before I got up and trotted over to the door, opening it to see Twilight on the other side.

“Whatcha need Twi?” I asked.

Twilight blushed, possibly from my shortening her name or because she recalled our first kiss.

“Um, well Applejack is working herself ragged so I’m hoping if I along with the rest of her friends can talk some sense into her and accept our help.” Twilight explained.

“Sounds like a good plan.” I said, “Let me get Snowball and I’ll head on over. You can get Fluttershy and the rest of the girls.”

Twilight smiled gratefully and gave me a nuzzle, “Thank you.”

I just chuckled and returned the nuzzle, I still didn’t like all this tactile stuff but I was getting used to it.

Twilight backed away and then popped away leaving me blinking.

“Huh, so that’s what teleportation looks like.” I mumbled as I went back inside to get Snowball, my head already developing various methods (some efficient, some not-so efficient) of teleporting.

“Jackie stop being a stubborn plothole and accept our help.” I said finally getting tired of Jackie’s mulishness, “You’re exhausted. I have no doubt Bloom could put you on your flank. Now shut up and let your friends help you or so help me I’ll tie you up myself and carry you up to your room!”

Jackie was wide eyed and beet red at my threat.

Pinkie was giggling a bit too excitedly.

Rainbow Dash was laughing as well, but I could also see a faint blush as well.

Rarity looked at me impressed, and I now know she had a thing for dominance.

Fluttershy… well now I KNOW she’s a sub.

Twilight well… she looked surprised and looked like she wanted to kiss me again.

“That’s your ultimatum Jackie.” I said, “Either accept our help or I carry out my threat and you’ll have to explain what actually happened to Granny Smith as well as your brother and sister. Hoofball’s in your court Applebutt.”

My piece said I simply sat down and waited for everything to process. I knew it wouldn’t take long, Jackie wasn’t “simple” by any means.

“... Okay sugarcube…” Jackie said with a sigh.

This of course led to a big group hug, with me awkwardly joining at the insistence of Pinkie.

After a long day the girls and I managed to get half of the massive orchard finished, and in a usual showing of Apple family hospitality we were invited to a nice apple-themed supper.

I chuckled faintly when Granny Smith chided Jackie for being so prideful to not ask for help, especially when she knew she needed it. Which followed a “Well… you came by it honestly…” which suggested that either one (or both) of Jackie’s parents were very similar in that regard.

Rainbow and Pinkie were having some sort of eating contest, all in all I wasn’t too surprised given Rainbow’s competitive streak. Pinkie probably just wanted to have some fun.

Fluttershy was eating quietly while asking Snowball if I was taking good care of her.

Rarity was simply enjoying herself and eating like a proper lady.

And Twillight was just coasting on the friendship vibes (or something) then looked at me. I just smirked and winked at her which made her blush and focus on her food.

Adorable.

Applebloom found the entire byplay amusing and just giggled.