Twilight: So people keep going on and on about how you could knock out a Buffalo with that thing. So we're going to test it!

Steel: Huh? Test what?!

Twilight: If you can really drive rivets through a steel plate with your giant deck! Among other things! For magical science!

Steel: “When you say ‘knock out’ do you mean by hitting them with it, or by hitting them with it?” (added by FourthPear of QQ)

Twilight: "Why not both! We're going to test everything and everything! Lady Celestia said you made a dragon look small and Spike is scared of you after seeing it! So we're going to see just how powerful you're war dong really is! And then...

Steel starting to think Twilight is drunk "Are you drunk?"

Twilight looks offended "What! No! I don't drink! I just had some of the glowing purple stuff Pinkie brought. Anyways, I digress and after exhaustive testing you can shove it in and take my virginity!

Steel blinks then blinks again "...I'm okay with that." (extended by Reignofgeekaos of QQ)

Author's Note

Short but honestly it paints one hell of a picture!
Edit: Extended now!