As the morning sun came in through the window, the bacon-colored hair girl groaned awake at the light shinning on her eyes before she tentatively cracked them open, clenching them shut again when the light in her face made her ache.

"Oh, my head" Sunset Shimmer moaned with her hands over her eyes "I feel like I was petrified by a cockatrice."

Lowering her hands, Sunset's eyes narrowed as they again bombarded by sunlight, though it felt less intense this time. Finally getting adjusted to the dawn, Sunset looked around to get her bearings.

And figure out why in the world her head felt like someone was playing pogo with a jackhammer on it.

Viewing her surroundings, it took Sunset a few moments to realize this wasn't her bedroom. Instead of orange-colored walls lined with music posters, a huge dresser in the corner and an overflowing laundry hamper by the door, she was in a large room colored eggshell white, a small mini-fridge besides the bathroom (which had built-in whirlpool bath), and was lying in a large, heavenly four-poster bed.

Her mind whirling how in the world she ended up here, Sunset's eyes widened as it all came back to her. She and the Rainbooms had been booked a week-long performance at the Paradise Estate Hotel. While they were there, Rarity had managed to arrange for them to stay in three luxurious suites on the top floor. Sunset wasn't sure how Rarity finagled it, but it was clear she had to pull quite a few strings.

As Sunset recalled, arranging for who to sleep in which room had been a bit tricky. Since two of their members had entered a rather close relationship, they ended up getting one room, which left the other five to work out who would be in the other two rooms. In the end, they solved the situation by drawing lots. As Sunset remembered. she and Twilight ended up getting the odd straw.

By that, it meant Pinkie Pie was bunking with them. Sunset just counted her lucky stars that they had managed to convince her to leave that cockamamie instrument her Equestria counterpart had sent her at home.

Which brings things to last night as Sunset remembered. After their performance, the group decided to celebrate with some of the special cider that Applejack had brought with them. Sunset recalled the sight of Rainbow Dash practically drooling over the prospect and had to be restrained to prevent her from guzzling the whole barrel herself.

After that, things got a bit fuzzy. Sunset was sure she had at least three or five glasses, but couldn't recall much else afterwards.

Although she was sure she made several left turns on a porcelain bus.

With a groan, Sunset lifted her head from her pillow. Sitting up in bed, she immediately felt like she was on the sea as the room seemed to bob up and down.

"Man, what does Applejack put in that cider?" she asked no one in particular while rubbing her eyes.

Hearing a small moan, Sunset turned to see a sheet covered figure sprawled against the wall. As the blanket fell away, the figure was revealed to by Twilight...who was leaning against the wall upside down.

"Sparkle, are you alright?" Sunset asked in concern.

"Oh, please don't speak so loud" Twilight gasped "i think my brain is popping like corn".

"Heh, heh" Sunset chuckled "Yeah, I think we really went to town last night".

Straightening herself up, Twilight tried to rise from the ground, only to wobble a bit.

"I think I may still be a bit drunk" she said as she tried to balance herself "My sight looks like its all over the place".

Taking a closer look, Sunset noticed something about Twilight's face.

"It's not your eyes, it's your glasses!" she said.

"Huh?" Twilight said in confusion before plucking her glasses off and inspecting them.

Sure enough, the lenses in both frames were cracked like they had been subjected to a high noise.

"How in the world did this happen?!" Twilight asked in disbelief before going for her glasses' case.

But as she subconsciously reached for her pocket, her eyes widened as she realized the case wasn't there.

In fact, neither was her pocket. Instead, all she felt was solid fabric.

Looking down at herself, Twilight realized that rather than the outfit she had worn last night, she was now wearing a torn form-fitting black suit, like that of a spy.

Twilight was about to ask Sunset for her opinion on this when she finally took notice of the bacon-colored haired girl in bed.

"What?" Sunset asked in confusion.

"Uh, Sunset" Twilight said slowly "Have you taken a look at yourself?"

"Why, what do you mea-ouch!" Sunset had reached up to rub her right eye when she felt a sharp sting. In confusion, Sunset reached for the bedside mirror and was in for a sight.

For there, on the girl's face were a pair of blistering black eyes.

"Oh, man" Sunset groaned "I thought that pain was just from the hangover! What in the world caused this?!"

"Uh, Sunset" Twilight said slowly "That's not what I was referring to".

Before Sunset could inquire what the lavender girl meant, she found out herself by looking down.

In place of her usual orange and black biker look that was adorn with a red-and-yellow sun, she was wearing a familiar pink and white outfit.

She was wearing Pinkie Pie's clothes.

"What is going on here?!" she cried, causing her and Twilight to flinch from the loud noise due to their still-recovering hangovers "How did I get Pinkie's...?"

She stopped short as she and Twilight simultaneously realized the same thing: Since they had woken up, there was a distinct lack of a pink girl in the room.

"Pinkie?" Twilight called out as she looked around the hotel room "Pinkie?! Where are you?!"

"Ooh, right here" came a relaxed voice from above.

Eyes wide in shock, Twilight and Sunset looked up to the room's overhead chandelier...which Pinkie Pie was currently draped over.

"Wowee!" the pink girl cried in excitement "Last night was definitely what I call a party!"

"Pinkie" Sunset said slowly and with disbelief "I know this is something I shouldn't bother knowing considering it's you, but I have to ask: How in the world did you get up there?!"

"I'm not quite sure myself" Pinkie shrugged "All I know is that I was dreaming about being a pirate on the rocking high seas, and the next thing I knew, I woke up and here I was!" it was then Pinkie Pie took notice of Sunset "Hey, that's a nice look you've got going on, Sunset. Why does it look so familiar?"

Sunset sighed "Because they're your clothes Pinkie!"

"Really?" Pinkie Pie asked before chuckling "Really, Sunny. If you wanted to try them on so much, you should've asked me before raiding my suitcase".

"Pinkie, I have no idea how I ended up with your clothes, let alone where my clothes are" Sunset said in exasperation "And to be honest, I think these are the clothes you were wearing last night!"

"Hold on" Pinkie Pie said in confusion "If you've got my clothes on, what am I wearing?"

Hoping that the party girl wasn't naked (memories of the infamous 'Streaker' party still fresh in their minds), Sunset and Twilight watched as Pinkie climbed down from the chandelier and landed with surprising grace, if not with an undignified grunt.

To their surprise, the sight before them was...not so surprising.

For there before them was Pinkie Pie dressed in a blue and purple polka dot clown suit.

"I'll be honest" Twilight said with wide eyes "That looks surprisingly natural for you."

"Neat" Pinkie said as she looked over her getup "Where do you suppose it came from?"

"I have no idea" Twilight replied "But I don't think that hairdo matches it properly".

Confused, Pinkie Pie reached for the bed side mirror and inspected her reflection.

Somehow, her long poofy hair had become short, silky, and tied in a bun.

"Huh" Pinkie said intrigued "I look like one of the teachers from Canterlot High".

"Okay, this is getting crazy" Sunset said as she finally started getting out of bed "It's looking like we had a misadventure or two last-AAAHH!"

The moment Sunset's left leg made contact with the ground, she winced and yelled as she lifted it back up in a cradle.

"Sunset, are you alright?" Twlight asked in concern as she and Pinkie Pie ran to their friend's side.

"No" Sunset moaned with a shake of her head "I think my leg is broken."

"Pinkie, help me get her up" Twilight instructed the party girl.

With Pinkie Pie on the left and Twilight on the right, the girls helped their band leader out of the bed and held her up.

"What in the world did we do last night?" Twilight asked in confusion while Sunset gasped.

"I don't know" Pinkie Pie groused "But I think we should get the maid in here while we figure it out."

"Huh?" the other two asked bewildered.

"Take a look around" Pinkie Pie said with a frown "This place looks like a tornado was in here. And this hotel is supposed to be spotless."

Following Pinkie Pie's suggestion, the pair took a good look at the room for the first time that morning and finally noticed what they had missed since waking up.

There were strange odds and ends littering the floor, the furniture was rearranged and the cushions were out of place, the painting was crooked, and the television was on, muted, and turned on its side.

"Whoa" Sunset said in concern "What did we do to this room?"

"Well, offhand I'd say we turned into one of those stereotypical rock groups that trash the hotel rooms they stay in" Pinkie Pie answered simply, earning a look from the other two "What?"

"Oh, this is bad" Twilight moaned "If anyone comes in here, they'll want to know what happened. But we don't know what happened! Oh, we're going to be in so much trouble! We're going to get the whole group thrown out!"

"No, we're not" Sunset shook her head in determination before turning towards both girls on either side of her "because we're going to figure out exactly what we did last night" as she looked at Pinkie, something caught her eye and caused her to pause.

"What? Do I have bugs in my teeth again?" the party lover asked.

"No" Sunset shook her head slowly "but what is that on your hand?" she directed her attention to the hand Pinkie had on her shoulder.

Lifting her hand up to inspect it, Pinkie Pie noticed a glimmer of something gold on her finger.

"Hey! It's a gold ring!" she squealed in excitement "I must've gotten married last night! Cool! I wonder who to!"

Their eyes wide with worry, Sunset and Twilight lifted their left hands to inspect their ring fingers, and were relieved to see nothing.

"Oh, well" Pinkie shrugged "My new spouse must be here in the hotel somewhere".

Sunset just sighed. "I hope the other girls are having an easier morning than we are".

In an adjacent room, everything was neat and straight, with no sign that somebody had taken a party cannon to it.

Scattered across the floor were discarded clothes, consisting of a jersey, a dress, a sports bra, and cotton undergarments.

Within the sheets of the four-poster bed was a large lump which sat perfectly still, apart from rising up and down from breathing; a complete contrast to the squirming and squealing that came from it hours ago.

Eventually, the lump started to move and split in two before rising to the head of the bed. In a few moments, two sets of hair popped out: one all the colors of the rainbow and the other pure pink. Both mops were looking wild, unruly, and more than a bit frazzled.

Within seconds, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy came out from beneath the covers, both naked as Fluttershy's precious jaybirds.

With a groan from both of them, Rainbow Dash rubbed her eyes while Fluttershy smacked her lips. Once the tiredness passed and the hangovers lessened, however, the pair turned to each other with fond looks.

"Morning, Fluttershy" Rainbow Dash said with a smile.

"Good morning, Rainbow" Fluttershy concurred with sparkling eyes.

Without wasting a second, the pair brought their lips together in a soft kiss. After parting, the pair put their arms around each other in a cuddle.

"So, your mind a blank from last night too?" Rainbow Dash asked offhandedly.

"Uh huh" Fluttershy nodded.

"Yeah, I guess Applejack's super cider is really potent" Rainbow chuckled.

"Well, you would know" Fluttershy replied with a grin "You drunk more than anyone else".

"I did not!" Dash cried defensively "I was keeping tabs with you, and you drunk just as much as..." she stopped when she saw a smirk on Fluttershy's face and realized she was being pranked "Oh, ha ha! Very funny!" she said, albeit in a lighthearted manner before hugging Fluttershy tightly, to which the yellow animal lover reciprocated.

After a few minutes, they separated and finally acknowledged their state of undress.

"So, Rainbow" Fluttershy said slowly "Does it look like we...?"

"Uh huh" Dash nodded.

"And do we think that we...?"

"No doubt in my mind".

"And do you regret it?"

"No way!" Rainbow answered with a grin "Shy, we're girlfriends, and if we end up having drunk sex, it doesn't really matter since we know how we feel about each other".

Fluttershy smiled "That's good to hear, Rainbow".

Rainbow Dash chuckled "And man, Fluttershy, being drunk must really loosen you up. I still feel a bit raw down there".

"I know what you mean, Dashie" Fluttershy agreed "I've never felt so sore between my legs before. In a way, it's a good feeling".

The pair giggled and sighed as they leaned back on the bed's pillows, eager to just bask in the afterglow of what they knew was a fantastic lovemaking session. As the giggles died down, however, thoughts of consideration ran though their heads as their faces changed from blissful, to thoughtful, then confused, to concern, to finally wide-eye shock as they sat up in bed as one.

"Wait! Hold on a second!" Rainbow Dash said in a panicking manner "We know we did the deed, right?"

"Yes" Fluttershy nodded.

"But we don't know exactly what we did, right?"

"Uh huh" Fluttershy said, feeling just as panicked as her girlfriend.

"And yet, in all the past times we've done it since we got together-"

"Thirteen" Fluttershy supplied.

"You've actually kept track?" Rainbow Dash asked in surprise.

Fluttershy just blushed. "I consider them some of the best moments of my life".

Rainbow Dash just nodded. "Anyway, in the past thirteen times we had sex, neither of us felt this sore..."

"Tender" Fluttershy added.

"Tingly" Rainbow Dash went on.

"Rubbery".

"Gooey".

"Wet".

"And satisfied before, right?" Rainbow Dash finished.

"Uh uh" Fluttershy shook her head reluctantly.

"So, then" Rainbow Dash said monotonously "We had the greatest, most mind-blowing, orgasmic, sex ever..."

"And we can't even remember how we did it" Fluttershy added, her eyes going teary.

Laying her head back down, Rainbow Dash groaned.

"Now I regret it".

As Rarity slumbered, her head rested on the marshmallow like pillow behind her. A rather un-ladylike snore came from her.

The feeling of the bed being heavenly, the white fashionista found herself snuggling deeper within the bed's blankets, but found that one of them was hung tight on something, so she ignored it. Turning in her sleep, Rarity's head faced away from the center of the bed as one of her arms dangled off the side. With another turn, Rarity was now facing towards the center.

As the slumber induced by alcohol began to subside, Rarity found her eyes slowly opening, as she could make out a form in front of her. As her eyes adjusted, she soon realized she was looking straight into a pair of green eyes.

Both her eyes and the eyes of her bedmate widened.

From the room came a pair of screams that reignited the other five Rainbooms' hangovers.

Author's Note

I thought about delving more into what transpired in Room #3, but I thought it would be best to leave off here. Please note that this is an experiment, and might not be updated so fast. Still, I hope this first chapter intrigued everyone.