You, the human had a simple job. A cleaner at Sugarcube Corner, considering how many ponies come in here, you never run out of work. There wasn't much to tell about your job. You cleaned floors, cleaned tables, and washed plates. That's it in a nutshell.
As of right now, you the human were currently at work while dressed in a fine black tuxedo. You were washing the dishes. You suppose you could go into great detail about the grand art of washing the dishes.
You see, you were in the back kitchen, standing as a sink that was filled with warm, soapy water. Held in your right hand was a sponge. Held in your other hand was a dirty dinner plate, which was covered in chocolate.
Each swipe of your hand was mighty against the dinner plate. Once it was sufficiently clean, you placed the plate under the tap, turned on the tap and washed off all the suds. When that was done you left the plate to the side on the draining board and then grabbed another plate, and rinse and repeat.
There was a large amount of cookery next to you on the counter, so you will be occupied for some time. Nothing remarkable happened for quite some time. There were no grand wacky adventures for the moment. You were cleaning the plates, not saving Equestria. Even if you were invited to go on some adventure, you were a coward and always refused to go.
You were content to be a cleaner. You will live out the rest of your life as a simple cleaner in Ponyville. You had no curiosity to explore this new alien world you found yourself in. Besides, you have seen crazy things happening in this town already. You don't know what other horrors could await you beyond this town if you leave.
Despite how boring your job was, it left you time to think. You wondered what book you would read this evening when you got home. But then you found your thoughts drifting to something that you never thought you would think about.
Butts, specifically pony butts. The butts in question you were thinking about were your six pony friends, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie. For some reason, your mind decided to conjure an image of them with their backs to you, giving you a perfect view of their rather plump rumps.
You shook your head, dismissing the image of their asses and you whispered quietly to yourself. “Fucking hell, Anon. Don’t start getting attracted to them.”
The rest of the day was uneventful. Even Pinkie Pie was surprisingly professional today. It was only when you decided to use the bathroom at home that you found a shocking discovery. Between your legs was what appeared to be a huge horse cock in human shape, it was thick, veiny, and meaty.
You decided to ignore the fact that you now had a massive penis and simply took care of your business in the bathroom. When that was taken care of you simply went to bed. You had enough of this day, surely nothing will happen while you are asleep.
Unfortunately, while you were asleep you were bombarded by pony butts. You screamed in your sleep and trashed widely about in the bed. Pony butts of all sizes flooded your mind. To make things even worse, some of the pony butts were growing in size as the pony in question became a giant.
Suddenly, there came a blinding flash of light. Princess Luna now stood before you in an empty white void. She was a large pony, about the size of a draft horse. Most ponies you knew only were about four feet tall.
"Anon, you are suffering from Ponybutt Indoctrination.”
“Ponybutt Indoctrination, what’s that?”
“It is a magical disease that affects all sapient minded species who stay in contact with ponies for long periods of time.”
“How do I cure it?!”
“You must have sex with a pony.”
“What?! No!” you shouted.
“I’m sorry, but it’s the only way.
“There’s no way you can convince me to have sex with a pony! You ponies are evil!”
“We don't intend to influence your mind.”
“Bullshit!”
“Ponybutt Indoctrination is passive defensive magic that all ponies have. Ponies for the most part are cowards and do not like fighting. This defensive magic helps keep ponies safe from hostile warlike races. We had been conquered in the past only for our conquerors to grow soft and release us. For example, the Griffons are now one of our greatest allies. Despite their tough-guy façade, they are actually madly in love with us."
“So… mind control? You ponies are mind-controlling monsters!”
“I'm sorry Anon, I did not program how magic works. The simple fact is that most ponies are awful fighters and this is what we use to compensate for our defense.”
“I will never give in! I will never have sex with ponies.” you said with pride, pounding your chest.
“By all means try, my little human. As your insanity deteriorates, you will beg for pony sex.”
“No! I won’t! I will never give in.”
“Anyway, I must tend to other dreams. Will you be okay by yourself?”
“Yes Luna, I’ll be okay.”
With a flash, Luna left. The moment Luna left you were immediately bombarded by images of pony butts flooding your mind.
“Oh for fuck's sake! This Ponybutt Indoctrination is driving me crazy!”
You awoke to see your penis standing tall and proud. It must have stood at least two feet long. Your blanket was pushed aside and lay on the floor.
“Okay, today should not be too difficult. Just need to get rid of this erection.”
With that, you went to work and began to jerk your massive manmeat. You sighed in bliss at the feeling of your hand against your thick member as you moved your hand up and down your long pole.
Many minutes went by as you jerked yourself off but you found yourself nowhere near the point of release. Those minutes turned to hours and you still could not release. You began to cry as you masturbated while your mind was continuously bombarded by images of pony butts.
You heard the telltale sound of hooves rushing up the stairs.
“No! Go away! I won’t have sex with you!” you shouted.
“Anon, please. You need help.” came Pinkie’s voice from behind the door, ripe with concern.
You lowered your head in shame. “I give in… just… just try to ease me into it.” you said in a low voice.
Two massive ponies walked into the room, Princess Luna and Princess Celestia, who were the size of draft horses.
“I said ease me into it!” you shouted.
Celestia sighed deeply. “I'm sorry Anon, but you have the advanced stage of Ponybutt Indoctrination. You need alicorn pony butt to cure you at this point.”
“Okay… whatever. Just turn me into a horse fucker already.” you said in a low voice. “I’m sorry humanity, I tried.”
End
