One Pony's Prank

by Jhoira

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Comedy, Rarity
Length: 1004

Rarity is the victim of a kidnapping!... Kind of... Not really... Rainbow Dash would never really kidnap her...

Rainbow Dash has decided the best way to get what she wants from Rarity is by kidnapping her! Rarity is less than amused by the prank.

1k words, hehe.

Published 2020-06-01 17:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-06-01 17:30:01 UTC

One Pony's Romance

Rarity shrieked loudly as she was hoisted from behind into the air. Flailing for a few moments she noticed a familiar blue coat on the legs wrapped around her barrel. Rarity grumbled as she rapidly gained altitude. "Hey, Rainbow Dash. What in the world are you doing!?" Rarity mumbled quietly, "I thought I was being kidnapped."

"Oh, you are being kidnapped." Rainbow Dash didn't break her pace as they climbed through the air. "I'm taking you to my house."

Rarity sighed and rested her head in her hoof. "Oh, what is it this time, Rainbow Dash? I do have things to do today!" She really didn't but another one of Rainbow Dash's pranks wasn't on her list of things she wanted to do.

Rainbow Dash snickered from behind Rarity. "I think you... Well, I hope you'll like it. Just bear with me for a little?"

Rarity rolled her eyes and shrugged. "Just don't drop me, darling." Rarity squeaked slightly as Rainbow Dash tightened her grip.

"Does this make you feel safer?"

Rarity could positively hear the shit-eating grin her companion was no doubt wearing. She shook her head. "Not really. So why exactly are you kidnapping me?" Rarity realized something a moment later. "Wait! I can't even walk in your house without Twilight. I'm still learning the cloud walking spell."

Rainbow Dash snickered. "Don't worry about that! I got a potion from Zecora."

Unable to think of anything more to object to Rarity decided to just let Dash have her fun. That was until Rarity saw the Cloudominium. Frowning she tilted her head to the side. "Darling... There's something different about your house..."

"Yep, I redesigned it for you Rarity."

Rarity frowned but her musing was interrupted by the quickly approaching wall. "Rainbow Dash! Wall!" The two puffed through the cloud wall without even Rarity's mane mussed. "Oh right. Clouds." Rarity reached up and meticulously fixed her 'mussed' mane as Rainbow Dash flew into her sitting room. Depositing Rarity onto a small wooden island in the middle of it. A small blue and white potion sitting on it alone.

"There you go Rarity! Drink up!" Rainbow Dash hopped up and down in excitement as Rarity eyed her for a long moment.

Rarity rolled her eyes as she lifted the potion slowly to her lips. "This would be less annoying if you told me what you're up to Rainbow Dash." Rarity tilted the potion up and drank the entire thing. "Ugh, terrible after taste. Now, what is it that so important to show me? And I swear if it's another Daring Do picture collage that you've made..."

Rainbow Dash blushed a little and cleared her throat hastily. "It's nothing like that!" She straightened, adding a few inchs to her height and walked over to Rarity. "This is your new home."

Rarity chortled quietly. "You mean your new home darling? I noticed you seemed to have redone it a bit." She was about to ask a question but was interrupted by a very unexpected feeling. A warm feathery wing wrap over her back. "What are you doing?"

Rainbow Dash grinned at Rarity. "I'm putting the moves on you Rarity." Turning slightly, Rainbow Dash walked a few paces away before she stretched, obviously showing off her athletic build.

Rarity started for a few moments before starting to giggle. "Oh very good. You kidnapped me to put the moves on me, darling?"

Rainbow Dash, however, didn't laugh. "I'm completely serious, Rarity. You're going to be mine, silly."

Rarity rolled her eyes, shaking her head. "Ok, Rainbow Dash. I'll come back when you're not acting weird." Turning away from her friend to show she was serious. Pausing a moment, she looked around. It was darker than she remembered Dash's house.

What Rarity didn't notice was the shadow looming over her shoulder. "You know Rarity, we can redo the interior if you'd like."

Rarity waved her hoof around the interior. "Why did you take all the windows...? It makes everything d... Eek!" She rolled slightly as Rainbow Dash jumped onto her back. "What in the... That's enough Rainbow Dash!" Rarity tried to push the Pegasus off of her but Rainbow Dash was stronger. "Get off!"

Rainbow Dash grinned as she belly pressed Rarity into the clouds slightly. "Shhh, quiet now, Rarity. I'm gonna go over how this works. You're my marefriend! I'm going to keep you here..."

"Ok, that's really enough, Rainbow Dash! Let me up or I'm dumping you!" Rarity was more than done with whatever this was.

Rainbow Dash grumbled but let the other mare up. "What? You were the one who said roleplaying!" Rainbow Dash huffed slightly and sat down, crossing her forelegs. "I'll take you back to your boutique then."

Rarity however grinned as she stood up. Her anger and annoyance were forgotten in a flash. "Aww." Rarity smiled as she walked over and nuzzled her marefriend. "Darling, that's adorable!"

Rainbow Dash scrunched up her nose in irritation. "What? I thought that you wanted something intimidating! You said roleplaying! You said that you..."

Blushing brightly Rarity quickly raises a hoof to Rainbow Dash's lips. "I know what I said, darling! And I do appreciate the work you went through. But I didn't realize that's what you were doing! I just thought this was one of your pranks."

Rainbow Dash gave a small harumph but then grinned a little. "So... does that mean I get to kidnap you now...?"

Rarity's eyes widened as she bit her bottom lip, taking a few steps back. "U-Uh... Well... I do have a lot to do darling..."

Rainbow Dash grinned, pacing forwards. "Now you're just making up excuses."

Rarity sighed and nodded. "Ok, darling, you've caught me. But..." Rainbow Dash paused, raising an eyebrow only to receive a face full of kicked cloud. "Don't expect me to make it easy for you, kidnapper!" Rarity yelled as she ran off. Rainbow Dash shook her head to clear it of clouds before grinning and jetting off after her 'captive.'