Sharing with Celestia

by dirty little secret

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Porn, Fetish, Royal Guard, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia, Sex
Length: 10519

Jealous of Luna's growing baby bulge, Celestia seeks out her own magical night with Shining Armor. But this time, Cadance isn't quite so keen on sharing -- she'll need a little persuasion.

Jealous of Luna's growing baby bulge, Celestia seeks out her own magical night with Shining Armor. When she’s rebuffed after simply asking, she tries to go behind Cadance’s back and get it anyway. And once she gets caught in the act trying to do that, it’s going to take a lot of convincing to get Cadance on-board with the idea.

Contains: impregnation, cum swapping, attempted homewrecking, swinging, gender-reversed harem, prostitution-ish goings on, anal, F x MMMMMMF gang bang, and international tax negotiations.
Cover image cropped from 1781237 on derpibooru by Arareroll.

Published 2020-06-20 20:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-06-20 20:00:02 UTC

The Arrangement

This was the third royal summit in less than a year, and already Cadance was finding them to be insufferable. In the months since her last visit to Canterlot, everything had already been worked out by each nation's small army of dignitaries, diplomats, and assorted nobility. In every real sense, the trade deals Auntie Celestia was droning on about at the moment had already been decided months ago ... but even though Equestria and the Crystal Empire were about as closely allied as any two nations could possibly be, nothing could ever be truly official until the princesses discussed it and agreed upon it in person.

“And in fact...” Celestia droned on – did she actually enjoy this kind of thing? “I do believe I have noticed some substantial growth in Canterlot since your last visit.” Her gaze happened to stray toward her sister's noticeably swelling belly. “It seems that the congress between our two nations may already be bearing fruit.”

Wait, did she just...? No, she couldn't have. Not Celestia. Not right out in front of everypony ... even if everypony was only her, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Luna. Still ... what if she had? Maybe it would be best to probe her a little. “Oh, that's wonderful to hear,” Cadance said lightly. “What kind of growth have you been seeing?”

Again, Celestia's eyes strayed toward her sister. “Have the trade deals for your cold-hardy grain seeds already gone through? Because I've been hearing unconfirmed reports that the valley below Canterlot is more fertile than ever. Or perhaps a new method of plowing developed up north?”

“Huh?” Shining Armor finally came out of his semi-stupor. “I don't remember any seeds or plowing in any draft of the trade agreements.”

Cadance was sure of it now – Celestia was staring at her husband. Had that sun-loving hussy just licked her lips when she heard him say the words 'seed' and 'plowing'?

“I think it was something we discussed privately during your first official visit,” Luna said, obviously suppressing a quiet giggle. She was even blushing! “A discussion I found most agreeable.”

Celestia was just blatantly fucking Shining Armor with her eyes at this point. “A pity that I missed it. But surely we could arrange to have similar discussion, just the three of us? I'm certain that an open intercourse between us would result many ideas being conceived – things that could be inserted into the Equestrian economy and swell our numbers substantially. By the end of the year, we could double the growth we've already been seeing.”

Time to shut this down. Luna had been a special case, a favor for a desperate friend. But Cadance was not about to go around studding her husband out to any mare with a heat between her legs or a twitch in her tail. “While I'm sure the Equestrian delegation would thoroughly enjoy a discourse like that, we'll have to decline. Some things that work in the Crystal Empire just aren't applicable to Equestria. As close as our two nations are, there are some things that simply can't be shared between us.” She looked her dear Auntie straight in the eyes. “I trust you understand.”

“Of course, of course.” Celestia waved her hoof dismissively, as if it was nothing. But even her carefully schooled expression showed a crack now and then, and Cadance caught that brief glimpse of a disappointed grimace on her distant aunt's face. Celestia gave one of those fake smiles of hers. “Though certainly none of us want to make decisions unilaterally. Perhaps if you discussed it with your Husb—”

“I'm in complete agreement with Cadance on this.”

Everypony was quiet for a moment. Although they were all theoretically equals here, it brought the room to silence to have Shining Armor – technically a prince, but only by marriage, and the only non-alicorn present – interrupt the Princess Celestia. But Cadance smiled. That was her Shiney, alright. She could count on him to always have her back – just one of the many reasons she loved the big goof. If their ceremonial conference chairs weren't just a bit too far apart for it, she would have leaned over and kissed him right then and there.

Finally, Celestia ventured another, seedier tactic. “Yes, yes, of course. It's just that I thought Shining Armor might be particularly capable of seeing the appeal of what Equestria has to offer in return.” She pointedly shifted in her seat, adopting a more languid, boneless pose that put her pale pink teats on full display, right out in front of everypony. “Perhaps some of Canterlot's choicest and most sought-after luxury goods? If you care to sample some, I'm sure you'll agree that they're more than a match for anything you could find in the Crystal Empire.”

More than a match? More than a match? Celestia was a beautiful mare, sure, but if she thought her little sun-adorned flank could so much as hold a candle to the Princess of Love, she had another thing coming entirely! Why, Cadance had more than half a mind to drop all this pretense and tell Celestia exactly what she thought of those pathetic 'luxury goods' between her hind legs, and exactly what she could do with them.

In a stroke of luck, though, before Cadance could say anything regrettable or trigger a diplomatic incident, a certain tiny someone growing inside Luna triggered an incident of their own. Luna's eyes went wide, and one hoof shot down toward her belly. “Oh! Oh my...”

Everypony looked at her. Even Cadance was distracted from the tirade she was about to unleash.

Luna suddenly tensed and crossed her hind legs, obviously preventing herself from wetting the expensive ceremonial conference chair by only the slimmest of margins. “I do not suppose— Ooh, oh that was a kick.” She took a couple hasty breaths. “... that we might perhaps adjourn and resume our discussion at a later time?”

Thankfully, though Celestia could be called a great many derogatory things, 'ungracious hostess' was not among them. “Of course, Sister,” she said in her most understanding – if rather condescending – tone. “Shall we meet again tomorrow?”

Luna hastily nodded and vanished in a midnight blue flash. And although Cadance did her best to hurry out of the conference room, she ended up wishing that she'd put as much time into studying teleportation spells as Luna obviously had. Before she and Shining Armor could even make it to the door, there was Celestia right next to her.

“Cadance!” Celestia said cheerfully. Too cheerfully. “Before you go, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a moment?”

Cadance didn't stop walking toward that doorway. It seemed like a safe haven, even though she knew Celestia could just follow them out into the hallway. She gave a forced giggle. “We've just been talking for hours.”

“About a private matter.”

Ah, yes. Another thing Celestia could never be accused of: giving up easily. But avoiding it would just end up dragging this out for the entire week of the summit. “Of course. Shining Armor, why don't you go on ahead and check how Twilight and Sunburst are doing with Flurry Heart? I'm sure this won't take long ... right, Auntie?”

“A mere moment is all I ask.”

Shining looked Cadance in the eye. “You're sure, Honey?”

“Of course.” Cadance kissed him, then shooed him along his way. “Go on. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, and I'll be there soon.”

Instantly once the door closed behind Shining Armor, Celestia was at Cadance's side. A suspicious glow was just now fading from her horn. “As I was saying when the meeting first started, it's always been of the utmost importance to the Equestrian Crowns that—”

“You can drop the act, Auntie. This room has every anti-eavesdropping enchantment known to pony kind.”

“I, uh...” This might have been the first time she'd ever seen Celestia actually speechless. “I'm not certain it would be tactful to—”

“Drop. The. Act.” Was that too much to ask? After thousands of years of throne rooms and public appearances, could Celestia speak with any semblance of candor? It didn't matter. Cadance had been listening to this courtly voice for hours, and she was done with it. “Tell me exactly what you actually want, or the answer's no from the start.”

Celestia took a deep breath. “Very well. Cadance, let me borrow Shining Armor for a night. Just one night. A stallion capable of impregnating alicorns is a rare gift, and I have need of him.”

“No.” Where did Celestia get off, ordering her around like that? Cadance was a full princess in every sense of the word now, with a country of her own and everything. No longer the junior princess taken under the elder's wing. They were equals now, and Celestia did not get to boss her around like that anymore. She snorted with the indignation of it all. “No. Not at all.”

“But Shining Armor's—”

“I said no!” Cadance quite literally put her hoof down. “He's my husband, not some breeding stud to be rented out to any mare in heat. And you have plenty of fine stallions in your royal guard. Yes, don't bother with the surprised look – it doesn't suit you. I lived in Canterlot for years, and I've heard all the rumors. You don't think the Princess of Love could tell which rumors were fiction and which had a grain of truth to them?”

“But you have to! I know you let Luna borrow him, and now look at her! He can do what none of those other stallions can – with him, I could finally—”

“I said no, Auntie.” Without giving Celestia a chance to respond, Cadance rushed out the door and into the hallway. There was no way the prim and proper Princess of the Sun would dare continue a conversation like this in a public hall, was there?

Oh, but there was. Celestia followed her right out, catching up just before the first intersection. “If you could but reconsider, I'm sure we could come to some kind of arrangement!”

“I said no.”

Finally, it seemed to get through to her. Celestia stopped walking when Cadance turned left toward the castle's guest suites. Cadance glanced over her shoulder ... just in time to see Celestia storming off in the opposite direction. Well, storming off for her. To most ponies, she would look as regal and serene as ever. But Cadance knew her well, and knew what it meant when she held her wings like that, when she put just a bit too much force into every step.

* * *

When Cadance reached her guest suite, she found Flurry Heart riding on Twilight's back as Twilight flew in gentle circles around the room, Flurry squealing in appreciation of the ride and Sunburst looking on indulgently with an open book on his lap. And no sign of Shining Armor.

“Cadance!” Twilight said happily, zooming down to come to a landing right in front of her. “How did the meeting go? I almost wish I had my own country to negotiate trade deals for – just think of all the followup paperwork!” She pranced in place a little. “So exciting. Oh! And Flurry Heart has just been such a great little filly while you were gone! Did you know she's already learned her shapes and colors? Well, it might have helped that she had a really great teacher.” Twilight preened, fluffing her wings out. At Sunbursts indignant huff, she added, “Oh, and Sunburst helped. It turns out that dispensing sugar cookies whenever the student gets the answer right is great for positive rewards in educational regimens!”

“That's wonderful,” Cadance said before Twilight could go into any further elaboration. “But have you seen Shining Armor lately? He was supposed to be here...”

“You just missed him,” Sunburst said.

Twilight nodded. “He was here for a minute, but then a pegasus from the Royal Guard showed up and said that they needed his help with a castle security emergency, and they ran off together.” She giggled a little. “I think he misses being the Captain of the Guard sometimes. It can't really be anything serious, can it? If it was that bad, they'd be asking for my help, too.”

“I'm sure it's nothing. But maybe I should check, just in case. And I'd better make sure he doesn't spend all night hanging out with his old guard buddies.” Cadance smiled, despite the suspicions blackening her heart. “Did they say where they were going?”

Twilight just shrugged and shook her head.

But Sunburst cleared his throat a little. “Well, the pegasus guard did have an emblem on his armor. Crossed spears over a feather. That's the emblem of the High Command Security detail. It used to be a very prestigious assignment during the Griffon Wars a few hundred years ago, tasked with guarding the commanders in the War Room's tower from aerial attack, but those rooms haven't been used in centuries. Nopony goes up in that tower anymore.”

Twilight stared at him.

Sunburst blushed a little. “Silver Quillion's Encyclopedia of Royal Guard History, third edition.” He held up the book from his lap. “It's actually a really fascinating read.”

That piqued Twilight's interest. “Ooh... Is that the one with the unabridged appendixes? I've only ever read the second edition.”

Before Twilight could rush to Sunburst's side, Cadance jumped in front of her and blocked her path. “I don't suppose you two would mind watching Flurry Heart for just a little longer?”

“Of course!” Twilight said gleefully. “Best aunt ever!”

Cadance nodded and smiled. “Thank you. I shouldn't be long.”

* * *

As Cadance climbed the winding stairs around the old War Room's tower, she met a pegasus guard on his way down. He didn't see her at first. He was blushing and looking over his shoulder.

But when he looked where he was going again and caught sight of her, he froze in place instantly.

Cadance glanced down at his armor. Crossed spears over a feather. Was he the same one who'd come to the guest suite? “Hello there,” she said. “I don't suppose you've seen my husband, Shining Armor lately?”

The guard's eyes darted back and forth for a couple moments. He let out a stunned “Uh...” and then suddenly took flight, zooming down and away from the tower in a white blur.

Maybe Cadance could have flown after him and caught up ... but he wasn't really who she was after, now was he? She had more important things to do.

The old War Room covered the entire top of the tower, with narrow slitted windows overlooking all of Canterlot. It was easy to look through those windows, since they were just clear openings without any glass – all the better for shooting arrows and spells through in hard times – but when Cadance peeked in, it took a moment to adjust to the dim light inside. There was a huge circular map table in the center of the room, surrounded by chairs. If she leaned far to the side, she could see a large single throne at one side of the room. Back in the days when this place had been used, Equestria only had one princess.

And there, backing toward the throne, Shining Armor! Elation, dread, and outrage crashed into her all at once.

A moment later, Celestia came into view. She followed him, walking slowly and with an exaggerated swing to her hips. “You know,” she said, “I never did get to properly reward you for all your years of valuable service in the Royal Guard.”

“The ... the stipend and the meritorious service ribbon are more than enough.”

“And I have to say, I never did realize just how virile of a stallion you are, Shining Armor.”

His hind legs bumped up against the throne. “W-what are you suggesting, Your Highness?”

“I want you to put a foal in me, Captain.”

“No!” As she came even closer to him, he tried to back up more, tripping on the throne and crashing down onto it. He quickly held his forehooves in front of himself. Not quickly enough to entirely hide his emerging erection.

“Don't worry. Cadance will never know. I'll tell her that one of my harem stallions finally managed to seed me.” She lowered her head down toward his lap, breathing the words right up against his cock as he trembled in place: “Breed me, Captain, just this once...”

“I can't!” Shining Armor protested ... but Celestia only moved closer, nuzzling down around his sheath and his balls, despite the way he grabbed her long white horn and tried to push her away.

Cadance had seen enough. She burst in through the War Room's door, bathing the room in light. “What's going on here?”

Celestia whipped her head up from Shining Armor's lap, her eyes wide and her mind obviously racing to come up with some excuse.

Shining Armor, not needing to come up with lies on the spot, was faster. “It's not what it looks like! Let me explain! She was, she—”

“I saw everything,” Cadance said. She gave her husband a warm smile. “And I know this wasn't your fault.” She turned her gaze to Celestia, glowering at the Sun Princess. “You, Princess, have gone entirely too long without being told 'no', and you've obviously forgotten the meaning of the word. Are threats something you still understand? Because if you ever touch my husband again, I will personally—”

“WAIT!” Celestia prostrated herself in front of Cadance, looking up pleadingly. “Please, just let me explain!”

Cadance raised one eyebrow. “I'm listening.”

Slowly, Celestia picked herself up off the ground, resuming much of her usual dignity. Had that outburst only been an act? Something she did only for show? She took a deep breath, then looked Cadance right in the eyes. “One thousand three hundred and twenty-two, years. That's how long it's been since I was able to bring new life into the world, Cadance. Which, coincidentally, was the foundation of your bloodline, the reason you call Luna and I your aunts. Every spring, I see happy couples in my court and in my kingdom – couples with that look in their eyes, the look of a blissful little secret shared just between the two of them. And then there's always a new crop of beautiful little foals bouncing all around and laughing and playing. And all that time, I just have to be the Princess. Distant and serene.” She sighed. “Over a millennia. And then ... then there was a miracle. I heard that you managed to get pregnant. I've never been so happy for another pony's sake in my whole life. But when the filly was an alicorn herself, I thought it must merely be some once in a lifetime magical fluke. Something to do with the crystal magic or that love magic you used to defeat the changelings. Any thoughts I had of experiencing the same joy for myself were dashed.” She glanced over at Shining Armor. “But then... Then Luna somehow got pregnant. I had no idea how, but the rumors from the night shift guards suggested that she visited your suite several nights ... nights that would have been just about the right time... The hope inside me was rekindled all over again. It could happen – it really could. Please, Cadance! I have been yearning for this for over a thousand years. Please don't deny this to me when it is so close, so possible. I can't wait another thousand years. I can't take that. All I ask is one night. I have already cast the best fertility spells in Equestria on myself. I am in unbearable heat now. Please, just one night!”

Cadance kept her expression flat. “The spells you cast on yourself and your heat are none of my concern, Auntie.”

“Please! I'll do anything! You ... you could have my Royal Guard harem!”

“All of them?”

“Anything you want!”

Cadance smiled a little. “Including that tax exemption for goods imported from the Crystal Empire?”

“But...” Celestia's eyes went wide. “You would ... you would do it for that?”

“As if you never made personal sacrifices for the good of your kingdom.”

“Well, yes, I suppose. But Cadance, what will the griffons think? And all the Southern Equestrians who still have to pay import taxes? They'll say it's nepotism and they'll demand—”

“That sounds like another thing that's not my problem.” Cadance took a step closer, dominating over Celestia despite being a bit shorter in stature. “If you want this, it will be up to you to smooth things over with the griffons and southern Equestrians. But you do want this, don't you? You said you would do anything.”

“Uh, Honey?” Shining Armor spoke up, still sitting on the throne. “Are you seriously studding me out for tax exemptions right now? I know how incredible that would be for getting the Crystal Empire's economy back in action, but the principle of the thing seems kind of—”

“We'll talk about it later,” Cadance forcefully said. Then she turned back to Celestia. “Your entire harem while you're with my husband, and complete tax exemption for all Crystal Empire imports into Equestria. And then you'll have what you want. Do we have an arrangement?”

Celestia shook her head slowly. “My my... So forceful and self-assured. Whatever happened to the chipper little teenage lovebird I used to send off as a foalsitter for my star pupil ... the one who would keep me up half the night asking how to become a good princess?”

“I grew up. And I became a good princess. You were the one who taught me to always look for the benefit to my people in every deal.”

“Perhaps I taught you too well...”

Cadance didn't respond. She just stared into Celestia's eyes, nonverbally demanding a real answer.

“Oh very well. I have no idea how I'm going to explain it to Luna and the royal advisers, much less the griffons. You know how they are when it comes to money. But you'll have your tax exemption.”

“And you'll have your foal.” Cadance smiled wickedly. “But not here. Somewhere with a proper bed. Perhaps your suite, at dusk?”

* * *

As the two of them wound their way up the staircase inside Canterlot Castle's famous Tower of the Sun, Shining Armor was finally coming around to the idea. “Okay, okay, I get that adding millions of bits to the Crystal Empire's economy is more than worth it, and it's not like I really object to it that much anyway, as long as I have your permission. She's a beautiful mare, after all. But her entire harem? Are you sure about that? How many stallions does she even have?”

Cadance grinned over at him. “Don't you worry about me – you have no idea the kind of stuff I used to get up to before I met you.”

“Stuff ... like, what kind of stuff are we talking about here?”

“I suppose my biggest challenge was the Wonderbolts.”

“The Wonderbolts?” He nearly choked. “W-which ones?”

She winked at him. “No. Like I said, the Wonderbolts.”

“What, like all of them? All at the same time? You can't be serious!”

Cadance stopped in front of the big golden door. “Oh look, we're here.”

Before Shining Armor could indulge in any more unhealthy curiosity about the romantic endeavors of her past, Cadance shoved the big golden door open without bothering to knock. She already knew what she would see on the other side of it.

And she wasn't wrong. The first thing to catch her eye, obviously by design, was Princess Celestia in all her royal glory and none of her customary regalia. She was sprawled out languorously on the enormous bed that had been dragged straight out to the center of the room so that the door would open directly toward it.

Celestia slowly licked her lips. “Well hello there, handsome.”

“Don't make it weird, Auntie.” Cadance rolled her eyes ... which happened to take her gaze toward the line of similarly naked guardsponies along one side of the room. All seven of them – six stallions and one mare; four pegasus ponies and three unicorns.

Celestia gestured toward the lineup. “I trust they'll be sufficient?”

“The deal was that I get all of them.”

That made Celestia sit up a bit straighter. “That is all of them.”

“Seriously? You only have seven?”

“Not all of us have your appetites, my lovely niece.”

Shining Armor, having been rather more distracted by the sight of Celestia on the bed than Cadance was, finally noticed the guards as well. “So ... the rumors were true. One stallion for every day of the week.”

“Not entirely true,” Celestia corrected. “I sometimes indulge in two or three at a time on weekends ... if any of them are feeling up to pulling a double shift.” She giggled, glancing at the one mare in the lineup. “Oh, and then there's Taco Tuesdays, of course.”

The one mare blushed slightly, but remained otherwise as stalwart as the other guards.

“I'll have you know I had to offer them all an entire week off before they agreed to this. I hope Shining Armor will be worth it.”

Cadance ignored Celestia's disparaging comment for a moment. Oh yes, that guardspony mare was cute alright. The only unicorn mare Cadance had ever seen in the Royal Guard, and dark grey like most guard unicorns, but with a slightly bluish mane and a cute little upward turn of her muzzle. She hadn't been expecting any mares in Celestia's harem, but at this point, it was starting to look like more fun than she'd been expecting. “Yes... Yes, they'll do. They'll do nicely.”

Celestia flopped back onto the bed. “So, Shining Armor? Are you ready for me?”

But Shining Armor just stood there, glancing back and forth between Celestia and Cadance. “Uh...”

Cadance leaned over and kissed him on the cheek, then whispered in his ear, “Knock her up for me, Shiney.” She flicked her tail and gave him a playful swat on his ass that sent him scampering toward the bed. And as for herself, she had some Royal Guards to organize. Hm... Yes, she'd save those two big unicorns for last, but where to start, where to start?

As Cadance debated herself and sized the pegasus guards up, Shining Armor headed toward the bed. Celestia rolled over to the edge of it, spreading her legs upward. No subtlety there. “Why don't you help get me started a little, Captain?” No humility either. Even as the two of them were doing her a favor, she still arrogantly expected to be treated as if she was just enjoying one of her harem.

Well, at least this would be worth it, and if the way Shining's cock was slipping down from his sheath said anything about it, he didn't seem to mind the pale pink view of Auntie Celestia's slightly-spread pussy lips.

And as for Cadance's borrowed harem... “You two,” she ordered, pointing at the two unicorn stallions, “show me what you can do with your tongues. Yes, both of you.” She pointed to the next two in line. “I'd like the two of you to take care of my teats.” As tempting as it was to give herself something to do with her mouth, she wanted to be able to watch Shining Armor with Celestia. “You there,” she said, pointing at the mare. “Get the last two stallions nice and lubed up for me. I want them ready to go by the time I get my first org— Aaah!”

As professional as anypony could ever ask for, the stallions she'd ordered first were already hard at work almost before she finished telling them all what she wanted. Warm, broad tongues went to work right away beneath her tail, and the two pegasus guards weren't far behind, each of them ducking underneath her belly from either side, soon adding their surprisingly delicate touches to her teats. The two remaining stallions reared up side by side, holding their already-rising cocks close together so that the mare could more easily take care of them both. They'd obviously done this before, given the practiced way they helped hold each other up with their forehooves.

Meanwhile, Shining Armor had absolutely buried himself down between Celestia's legs. His whole muzzle was hidden behind the sun-adorned curve of Celestia's ass.

Not that Cadance particularly envied her this part. Shining Armor was, well, good with his tongue, and under her tutelage, he'd no doubt become great someday ... but the two stallions working in tandem underneath Cadance's tail were obviously far more skilled. The way they teased her pussy into wanting more, then slowly and subtly gave it to her without overdoing things spoke of exquisite skill, not to mention the incredible level of teamwork they showed. They were always perfectly in sync, never getting in each other's way as they teased and probed every rapidly wettening contour of her pussy lips. Obviously hoof-picked for their skill. Cadance couldn’t fault Celestia for her choice in lovers.

Of course, Celestia's current choice just happened to be Cadance's all-time favorite as well. Shining Armor was just going to town on the most regal pony in all of Equestria, already making her squirm on the bed like a little filly getting licked for her first time.

Then again, Cadance was getting a little worked up herself. These stallions were good. She glanced over her shoulder to see how the mare was doing.

Quite well, in fact. One stallion was still reared up in front of her, his whole cock hidden inside her mouth. The other stallion was now behind her, thrusting deeply and wetly inside.

There! That was just what she needed! Tilting her head up toward the painted ceiling, Cadance moaned in passion, her pussy dousing the stallions' faces with her juices, marking them as hers ... at least for now.

Celestia grabbed Shining Armor by the horn and moved him around her mound as if he was just some vibrator for her to make use of. “Talented, are they not?” she said smugly, smirking over in Cadance's direction.

Cadance didn't see any reason to dignify that with a response. What was more important was to make sure Shining Armor got some oral attention to reward him for his efforts on Celestia. And she knew perfectly well that Celestia herself wasn't likely to return the favor. So as soon as she caught her breath from her first little orgasm, she looked over at the guard mare again. “That's enough with those two,” Cadance said. “Send them over here. You ... you go take care of Shining Armor. Make sure he enjoys it as much as Auntie Celestia is enjoying him.”

Despite any of the other feelings she might have harbored toward Celestia, Cadance had to admit that the older alicorn sure knew how to train her harem. The guard mare instantly disentangled herself from the two stallions, and a moment later, she was ducking down underneath Shining Armor's belly and beginning to tend to his already hard cock.

Meanwhile, the two pegasus stallions the guard mare had been preparing came up to Cadance's side, their cocks bouncing wet and rigid under their bellies. “How may we serve you, Ma'am?” one of them said.

Did Celestia like it when her harem guards spoke to her like that? Cadance glanced over at the sun-loving psychopath who was still clutching her husband's horn with her hoof and swirling his head around her pussy as if he was only a cheap vibrator. Yes. Yes, Celestia probably did like it when her guardsponies talked to her like that. Degenerate hussy. At least Shining Armor was being taken care of now. The guardspony mare had already managed to get almost all of his cock inside her throat, and she was making great progress on the last little bit that remained untouched. The glow of the mare's magic between Shining's legs showed that she wasn't neglecting his balls either. Not bad.

But the two unoccupied pegasus guards were still standing there next to her, standing at attention in more ways than one as they patiently awaited her orders.

Well, why not get this party truly started? “You.” She pointed to the one who'd spoke to her. “Get that cock of yours inside me.” She pointed to the other one. “And you ... you keep yourself ready. I want you taking over the moment he cums.” Turning her head around to look at the unicorns still at work under her tail, she addressed them even though they were too engrossed in their work to look up and meet her eyes. “And you two – don't think you can stop working back there just because there's a cock inside me. Make some room, but keep on licking as well as you can.”

By the time she finished speaking, the stallion she'd asked for was already rearing up on top of her. The two stallions eating her out apparently didn't feel up to guiding him in with their tongues as she'd hoped ... but they didn't seem to have any problem using their magic to ensure that his first quick push hit just the right spot.

And oh did he ever hit just the right spot! Cadance moaned girlishly as his already-slick cock sank into her quite thoroughly prepared pussy. It stretched her open oh-so-easily, sliding into her in the perfect warm way only a real cock could. He wasn't quite Shining Armor's size – she could tell that right away – but definitely on the better side of average and easily enough to satisfy the empty feeling that had been growing inside her. Had he been the one who had the benefit of the guard mare's mouth or her pussy? She wished now that she'd kept better track of which guard was which. They all looked so similar! It would have been nice to know where the slickness spreading inside her and easing the guard's entry had come from. Then again, maybe not knowing was kind of hot as well...

The guard finally hilted inside her after that long, smooth stroke, spreading her pussy comfortably, even if it was nowhere near the stretch Shining Armor might give her. As he bottomed out, the two stallions licking her had to back off and give him room to move, but as soon as he pulled back, the two of them returned, caressing each of her pussy lips as they bulged around their comrade's cock. Her pussy winked insistently, begging for his return, and that was soon granted as he quickly built up to a firm, steady rhythm ... just the kind of thing calculated to get a mare to orgasm as quickly as possible.

That wasn't quite Cadance's goal, though, and she had a few tricks of her own. She rhythmically flexed her inner muscles, perfectly timed along with his thrusts, squeezing him every time he moved. Training herself to be able to do that had taken months of hard work ... but it was more than worth it for the kind of results it could bring.

Back on the bed, Celestia finally started to make her voice heard. She must have been accustomed to her guards' finally honed skills, but Shining Armor's enthusiasm seemed to finally be getting to her. Celestia panted and let out little whining moans that sounded entirely unlike her ... until they began to grow, getting louder and longer as that long, white belly of hers heaved up and down.

Cadance herself gasped a little from the guard's efforts inside her as she watched Celestia. She'd never actually seen Celestia in the throes of passion before. Of course she always knew her auntie was that kind of mare, but she'd never actually seen it before. It was actually ... kind of hot to watch.

The guard must have thought so too, because as Celestia's moans grew to a crescendo, he hunched himself low over Cadance's back and let out a long, low moan himself. She could feel his cock flaring deep inside her, and mere moments later it let loose. The feeling of wet squishy warmth spread through her. Oh yes. That was the stuff. It reminded her of the first time Shining had finished inside her, even though this stallion didn't have nearly the same volume.

That was okay, though, because as he pulled his sloppy limp cock out of her, the next stallion in line leapt right up onto her back and took his place in one swift stroke, using his compatriot's cum as lube. Cadance was once again filled with a firm hot cock, ready to go.

And as he almost seamlessly resumed the first guard's rhythm, Celestia finally popped. She thrashed against the bed, making the whole frame creak, and her juices doused Shining Armor's entire face, to the point where he actually had to close his eyes. Celestia screamed out her passion loud enough for half of Canterlot to hear.

So melodramatic, Cadance thought as she began rhythmically squeezing her second guard's cock just as she'd done the first. Was the prospect of getting pregnant turning Celestia on that much, or was she just always like this?

The guard picked up his pace as Celestia collapsed into a trembling, groaning mess. Cadance could already feel him beginning to flare. How were these guards that aroused by the sight of their princess? Well, at least that explained why they'd sworn themselves to her pleasure to the point where she could order them to please another mare and they'd obey.

Celestia herself, quickly recovering from her orgasm, lifted her head back up off the bed and caught Shining Armor's eyes. She beckoned him up closer with a hoof.

Well, there he went. Cadance huffed a little, both from the feeling of the guard's flare sliding back and forth inside her and from the thought that Celestia was about to take what absolutely did not belong to her.

Shining Armor lifted his head from between Celestia's legs and wiped his muzzle with his his fetlock. As he began to move closer to Celestia, the guardspony mare hastily pulled herself off of his cock and scrambled out of his way.

And when the cute little mare looked back toward Cadance, obviously waiting for her next instruction and her lips still slickened, Cadance knew exactly what she wanted. She waved the guardspony mare over, and as soon as they were close enough together, she reached out and pulled the cutie into a kiss.

Just as she'd hoped, she could still taste Shining on the mare's lips. Even though it was a little tricky to kiss while the guard on top of her rocked both of them back and forth, Cadance kissed the mare as deeply as she could, reveling in the slight musky and salty taste of her husband – all she was likely to get of him tonight. She enjoyed it so much, in fact, that she felt an unexpected orgasm building.

Giving in completely, Cadance moaned against the mare's mouth, letting her pussy clench and throb around the cock inside her.

And whether it was from the extra-tight embrace of Cadance's pussy or the sight of Shining Armor pressing his spit-slick cock into Celestia, the guard on Cadance's back just couldn't hold it back one moment longer. Just as Cadance's orgasm began to wane, he started it right back up again with rapid-fire pulses of his cock and a whole new wave of warm gooiness deep inside. Cadance finally let her little mare's Shining-flavored lips go, instead burying her muzzle in the mare's mane as huffed desperately – the second wave of this orgasm was already sapping her stamina. Was she out of practice? Had she gotten soft after being with only one stallion for so long?

She wasn't about to accept that. She could do better. As Celestia cooed with pleasure at being penetrated for the first time tonight, Cadance reached a hoof down to tap one of the pegasus stallions tending to her teats. They were doing a great job down there, but she needed more than a few little tingling licks. “Keep it coming,” she told him. “You're up next.”

As the stallions swapped around in order to plunge another nice firm cock into her gooey, dripping pussy, Cadance watched her husband over the guard mare's shoulders. He pushed hard into Celestia, the muscles in his ass rippling. Oh Goddess that was hot – she rarely got to see him from this angle, and the feeling of another guard stallion's cock sliding into her complemented the view perfectly.

Celestia seemed to enjoy it as well. To Cadance's slight consternation, the Princess of the Sun tilted her head down a little and kissed Shining Armor, caressing his back as he pumped his cock inside her.

Even as the pangs of jealousy over that ran through her, she felt the latest guard stallion pull out of her pussy. It was enough to distract her, enough to get her to look back at him to see what was going on. And just as she looked him in the eye, she felt his warm and sloppy-wet tip kiss up against her asshole.

“Ooh, naughty boy!” Cadance giggled and pressed herself against him as she relaxed herself back there. His tip, slick with the cum of the other stallions and her own juices, popped easily inside her, stretching her comfortably. And as he took full advantage, pressing deeper inside her, she ran her hoof through the guard mare's mane. “Go lick the naughty stallion's balls, would you, dear? I want him filling me up as quickly and as completely he can.”

She hustled around behind, no doubt doing exactly that, even though Cadance was in no position to tell for sure. Maybe his balls pressed up against her messy pussy lips a bit more than they otherwise would, thanks to her tongue pressing them from behind? Difficult to tell for sure. But at this point, she trusted the guards to do what she said.

It did seem to have just the effect she wanted. Between the mare's efforts and Cadance's skillful way of clenching her ass around him as he thrusted, he was already beginning to flare up. She could feel the insides of her ass stretching out marvelously. Oh yes, this was going to be nice.

At exactly the same time, both he and Shining Armor pressed themselves as deeply in as they possibly could. Both of them let out a strained little groan, with Shining's being louder and more uninhibited. And then, no doubt at the same time as well, both stallions came.

The heat of it flooded into Cadance's ass, spreading deeper and deeper inside her as the guard gave it his all. She could just imagine it as she watched the base of Shining Armor's cock throbbing where Celestia's pussy lips wrapped tightly around it. For a time, they almost even matched their rhythm ... but the guard stallion had nowhere near Shining Armor's staying power. The guard was already softening and slipping out of her gaped asshole, and Shining Armor was still going strong, his cock pumping stream after stream of his miraculously virile cum into Celestia, making her pregnant for the first time in ages. It was so hot ... Cadance wished she still had a cock inside her pussy to clench around, but sadly she was between stallions at the moment. Her cum-dripping asshole clenched and her pussy winked, each of them clenching down on nothing. At least the stallions licking her pussy lips hadn't let up, not even with the other stallions' cum dripping all over her.

Before the next stallion could mount her, Cadance decided to spice things up a little. She walked away from all of them, right up to the other side of the bed, across from Celestia. When she imperiously pointed her hoof, the remaining pegasus guard seemed to understand immediately. He flopped down belly-up on the bed, his cock pointing proudly up toward the ceiling. Cadance had no problem settling herself down on it with a wet squelch. When she waved one of the two big unicorns closer, he seemed to know just what to do as well, lining his big cock up with her well-prepared ass.

She was about to order the guard mare to ready Shining Armor for another round – she knew he'd be up for it, and she assumed Celestia would want it – but before she could say anything, Celestia actually rolled him over and slid down his belly, ending up between his legs after his floppy, cum-drenched cock slid across her pristine fur. Was she actually going to—? Oh yes she was! Celestia took Shining Armor's spent cock into her mouth, expertly sucking it deeper despite how soft it was at the moment.

Well alright then. That actually improved Cadance's opinion of her auntie substantially. Apparently she wasn't afraid of getting dirty after all, and she seemed to know just as well as Cadance that Shining Armor had another round in him. And while Celestia's blowjob technique might not be quite up to Princess of Love standards, it still looked quite good. Cadance cooed in approval as the well-endowed unicorn behind her slowly pressed his cock into her ass. He hadn't had the benefit of getting nice and slippery in her pussy first, but at least the previous stallion had left plenty of cum behind to ease his passage.

Meanwhile, Cadance could look Shining Armor right in the eyes as Celestia fellated him. Cadance began bouncing a little on the pegasus stallion underneath her, which just happened to get the big unicorn cock in her ass moving quite nicely as well. Sadly, she wasn't quite close enough to her husband to kiss him, but she was still able to touch her extra-long alicorn horn against the tip of his shorter one and look him lovingly in the eyes. “You think you can manage to give her twins?” she teased.

That little question had just the effect she was hoping for. Celestia's eyes went wide as Shining's cock swelled inside her mouth, no doubt beginning to plunge down her throat all on its own. She took it like a pro, though, continuing to bob her head up and down on him even as her neck began to bulge a little.

Cadance had to lift her head away from Shining's as she got more into her own fun, beginning to move and bounce more vigorously on her two guardspony stallions. She had to admit it – as much as she loved Shining Armor, it had been altogether too long since she'd felt the tight stretch of two meaty horsecocks inside her at the same time. She'd have to find an excuse to do this again sometime!

Soon, Shining Armor was hard again. When Celestia slipped her mouth up off of him, that big beautiful cock of his stood tall and proud, its light pink skin glistening wet with gooey bubbles from deep in Celestia's throat. Shining figured out pretty fast what Celestia wanted when she scooted over to prop her forehooves on the bed next to him, lying her upper body down over the sheets and holding her rump up high behind her, her tail flagging up even higher than that. And he wasted no time in giving it to her, quickly coming around to her from behind.

Cadance wasn't able to see him push into Celestia again, unfortunately, not from this angle. But she could see the look on Celestia's face when it slid in. Oh yes! She knew that feeling, the way Shining Armor's girthy cock could spread a mare's pussy open, the deep abiding heat of it as it intruded and forced the soft inner walls to mold around its shape.

The memory of that set Cadance off again, making her squirt all over the lap of the pegasus guard she was riding. And with those two guards already so close, that was all it took to push them over the edge. The unicorn came first, the substantial warmth of his load spewing up deep inside Cadance's ass. And maybe the pegasus could have held out if it was only Cadance's pussy clenching around him ... he was sure doing his best to hold himself back and extend the little time he got with the Princess of Love. But the throbbing of his partner's cock – easily felt through the thin separation between Cadance's ass and pussy – must have set him off, because he began to pop right at the height of the other stallion's orgasm, adding another gooey fountain to the orgasmic celebration happening deep inside Cadance's body.

So, as Shining Armor started building up his rhythm inside Celestia again, making the older alicorn moan slightly, Cadance bathed in the effervescing haze of her own lovely orgasm as well as the warmth of two stallions' worth of cum soaking into her. After taking five of these stallions, she was really starting to feel full inside, even more so than she usually felt after having Shining armor ... once. She knew, though, that after two helpings of her husband’s cum, Celestia would be feeling more stretched and filled than if she'd had her entire harem all in a row.

Still, though, when Cadance extricated herself from between the two well-satisfied stallions, she felt the little stretch inside of being nicely pumped full, even as more than a little of their cum drizzled out of both her holes.

When she surveyed the state of her guardsponies, Cadance found that all five of the stallions she'd made use of still seemed quite spent. Only two of them still had their cocks hanging out at all – the ones who had just pulled out of her – and their messy cocks were still hanging limp. There was the one remaining unicorn stallion, of course, his cock still bouncing under his belly and looking very eager to get started. “Come on, over” she said, looking him in the eye and taking a position like Celestia's against the bed. “Give me one more the old fashioned way.” She made sure to wink her pussy at him.

And as he hastily came up behind her, she happened to notice the guardspony mare, standing mostly behind the others and trying to touch herself inconspicuously.

What a cutie! And of course Cadance couldn't let her be left out like that. “Come over here, filly.” She patted the bed in front of herself. “You've been such a dear. Let me take care of you.”

The mare actually seemed kind of hesitant on her way over. If only she'd known the skill that the Princess of Love boasted, she'd probably have hurried a little faster! But she soon hopped up onto the bed readily enough, and as the last remaining stallion stretched Cadance's pussy open with his extra-thick cock, the mare settled in place in front of Cadance, spreading her legs.

Cadance took one last look at her husband before diving in. Shining Armor was getting into it now. His forehooves clenched tightly around Celestia's barrel, pinning her wings to her back, and he savagely bit down on the base of Celestia's waving mane. Cadance loved it when he did that to her, and it seemed like Celestia was equally enamored with it, given the girlish little squeal she made.

Well, Cadance wished them the best of it, but she had her own ponies to take care of, and she'd have to finish them off quickly if she wanted to time this right. Thankfully, nopony was better at this than her.

Even as she started to give her last stallion the same inner squeezing treatment that had finished off all the others so quickly, she went to work between the guard mare's legs. Some ponies might approach cunnilingus by trying to overwhelm the mare with sloppy kisses and licks everywhere at once, giving her everything right away. Others might be more nuanced about it, knowing that they can cause more intense sensations by using only the subtlest feather-light touch. Only Cadance had the well-practiced skill and natural talent take both approaches at once. She slid her tongue up along the mare's slit, conforming the shape of her tongue perfectly to those cute little pussy lips so that while she touched almost everywhere at once, every little point of contact was as light as a gentle breeze.

The effect was immediate. The mare cried out – not only in pleasure, but with a distinct note of shock. Nopony had ever made her feel like this before, had they? Cadance would have grinned to herself if her lips weren't otherwise occupied with giving carefully calculated caresses to the mare's insistently winking clit.

It took only moments for the mare to reach her first orgasm, squirting messily over Cadance's face. That wasn't the end of it, though, not at all. Cadance was only getting started. She used the slight rocking motion of the stallion pounding into her from behind to her advantage, turning it into a series of rolling licks along the inside of the mare's hot pink inner walls, expertly teasing her into an obscenely prolonged orgasm that only led into yet another one the moment she came down from it. Over and over Cadance made the mare climax, using her mercilessly and playing her pussy like a master musician might play a finely tuned instrument. It even resulted in a sort of music, given the mare's increasingly strained and desperately primal cries.

This wasn't a solo musical number, either. Celestia's deeper, throatier cries joined into the mix as Shining Armor gave her another orgasm as well. Cadance had taught him well, and while he might not have the refinement of skill she boasted, he was still far better than the average stallion, and he knew quite well enough how to satisfy a mare.

Maybe it was the overwhelming sound of orgasming mares that set the unicorn stallion off, or maybe he'd just gone as long as he could in Cadance's heavenly pussy. Cadance felt him flaring inside her and pouring his seed inside shortly after. Great pulses of it ran down the length of his cock, mixing his fresh batch of warm cum in with the swirling pool left behind by all the others and overwhelming them all – this one had plenty of cum to spare for her!

Cadance didn't quite reach another orgasm herself, but that was okay with her. She'd already had quite a few ... enough to tide her over for a little while. And besides, she had one more little thing to do before this was over. Lifting her head up and pulling her dripping face away from the guard mare's still-throbbing pussy, she looked her husband in the eyes.

Even as he strained inside Celestia's pussy and clenched hard onto her white body, he still had eyes only for Cadance, obviously still as smitten with her as he had ever been.

“Cum for me,” she told him in the slightest whisper.

Just as she'd known it would, that had a profound effect on Shining Armor. Those were the words she'd said to him the night Flurry Heart was conceived, and even though he was sheath-deep inside another mare at the moment, he still instinctively gave her what she asked for.

At first, the only sign of it was the slight, satisfied moan Celestia gave and the way Shining Armor squeezed his eyes shut. But soon, Cadance heard the distinctive plap plap plap of Shining's excess cum spurting out from Celestia's pussy lips and onto the floor. And still he kept going, biting down hard on Celestia's mane as he gave her every last drop he had.

Even after the unicorn guard pulled out of Cadance's pussy and the guardspony mare had completely caught her breath, Shining Armor was still buried deep inside Celestia, his cock throbbing with an unstoppable flow of incredibly potent cum. The only thing in all of Cadance's knowledge that could overcome an alicorn's natural resistance to pregnancy.

Finally, though, even he reached his limit. His pulses slowed. He opened his now drowsy-looking eyes. And he let go of Celestia's mane, leaving a little patch at the base of it wet with his slobber.

It was a good thing the guardspony mare had recovered by then. “Quick,” Cadance told her, “get down there and catch some of it – bring me a sample!”

Dutifully rushing into action, the mare darted across the bed and slipped right in between Celestia and Shining's hind legs, putting her in the perfect position to slurp up the excess of Celestia's dearly bought cream pie.

Cadance still wasn't in a good position to see the degree of the unicorn mare's success. Her only hint was the way the mare's tail suddenly rose up. Poor girl never got a cream pie of her own throughout all of this. The mouthful she was getting now would be all she got. Well, so it goes, Cadance supposed. Hopefully Celestia was a wise and merciful enough harem-master to let her mare have a go at the stallions later to make up for it.

As Shining staggered to the side and flopped down next to Celestia on the bed with his messy cock shrinking back into his sheath, the guardspony mare popped back up from behind Celestia. And the mare's cheeks were bulging!

Cadance licked her lips as the mare came back over the bed toward her. She had only a moment to notice the satisfied and far-off glaze of Celestia's eyes and the way Shining Armor was watching the unicorn mare expectantly. And then the mare was right there in front of her.

The initial kiss she shared with the mare was tender, delicate, just barely tasting the salty musk of her husband's cum on the surface of the lips. But once Cadance ventured her tongue into the guardspony's mouth, the mare gave her own tongue in return ... along with an uncontrollable gush of Shining Armor's deliciously creamy cum.

Cadance glanced over at her husband with one eye and winked at him as she drank down his still-warm cum. He must have been able to see the motion of her throat working to swallow down the thick load. And even after she'd gulped down the bulk of it, she kept sloppily kissing the cute mare, passing the last sticky sheen of Shining's cum back and forth between the two of them and savoring the last of his flavor.

It was Celestia who ended it. She must have recovered from her cum-fueled haze at some point, and now she picked herself back up, standing next to the bed and almost managing to look regal and aloof again. “I hope you don't mind, my lovely niece, that since you got somewhat of a two-for-one deal with the tax relief and my harem, I may have given myself a bit of a bonus as well. I drank an extra fertility potion before our encounter ... one that supposedly guarantees twins.”

Well, it looked like Shining would be winning that little challenge Cadance had teased him with. She dismounted the bed as well and made her way over to collect her husband. “I wish you the best of luck with that,” she said, nudging him up off the bed and motioning for him to follow. He'd been such a champ tonight. She'd have to reward him properly once he recovered.

The two of them headed for the door, their sides touching and Cadance's wing draped over him to help keep him steady. It was almost like being able to cuddle together even as they walked. And it had the extra benefit that neither of them would need to suffer through any more awkward post-coital moments with Auntie Celestia.

“So,” Cadance said teasingly, knowing that he was bound to give an answer she'd like, “how was she?”

“Better than I expected. Not as good as you.”

She snickered. “You are such a flatterer.”

“Well, you are the Princess of Love, after all.” He nuzzled her as they stepped out through the door, which one of Celestia's harem stallions was helpfully holding open. Shining gave Cadance a playful look. “And you were fishing for a little flattery there, weren't you?”

Cadance gave an indignant gasp.

“You really are better, though. It's completely true.”

She squeezed him with her wing, pulling him even closer. “I love you so much!”

“Love you too, Honey.” He darted in for a quick kiss. Just a peck on her cheek. “Although... I'm not sure if this is quite fair.”

“Huh?”

“You got seven extra ponies tonight, and I only got one.”

Cadance rolled her eyes, flicking her tail as they walked together. She could feel warm cum still oozing from both holes, but who cared? Let anypony who wanted to look see it. What could they say without revealing that they'd been sneaking inappropriate glances under a princess's tail? She huffed at her husband. “And I suppose you have ideas about how to make it even?”

“Well...” Shining paused for a moment. “Oh, I shouldn't. It's just too outrageous.”

“Too outrageous for me?”

He nodded.

Cadance scoffed at him. “Try me!”

“Well, there's still one more princess I've never been with...”

She barked out a sharp laugh. “Aha! I knew you were an even bigger pervert than I am!”

“...And she does have five friends. The math works out.”

“The math, hm? You want to fuck your sister because of math?” Cadance gave him a sidelong look that would have been devastating if it hadn't come along with a loving smile.

His tone grew a little defensive. “I'm just saying – you had seven extra, I had one extra. That means you're still six ahead. But Twiley and five friends makes six, so...”

Cadance laughed. “Alright, alright. I'll see what I can do.” Already, her mind was spinning with the kinds of favors those Ponyville mares might ask for in return. Finding creative ways to get each of them to sleep with her husband might end up being her most erotic challenge yet ... but she was the Princess of Love, and if anypony could pull it off, she could.

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