The Gunslinger's Return

by Hellcat707hp

Time away

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"Sister. Why are you looking down at your pancakes in such a saddened demeanor?" Celestia asked her sister

"It's nothing." Luna replied as she ate a pancake

"Its that alien. Isnt it?" Celestia asked annoyed

"He's not just an alien. He's an amazing stallion with a heart of gold" Luna argued

"It might literally be gold. Hes a machine Luna. He doesnt feel. He's nothing but a piece of technology from another dimension that is much more advanced than ours. He's not alive." Celestia chuckled at the fact his heart might actually be gold

"How can you know for sure he doesn't feel?! Hm? Sister. How do you know his drive to protect everything he loves isn't stronger than yours?!" Luna spit out these words with venom in her tone

"Sister, look at yourself" Celestia said with a sly smirk

"I'm bucking out of here. Im done with your behavior. He's the first of a new species in thousands of years to actually have sentience and you choose to hate it." Luna said as she stormed out of the door

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"So wait...She says I dont feel and im nothing but technology?" Cayde asked

"Yeah, she's being super mean about everything" Luna said sadly

"Thats honestly more funny than anything. Just ignore what she says. Let's go for a ride. Let some steam off." Cayde said waving his hand in a 'come on' motion

"Well where are we going" Luna asked

"Sundance and I spotted a cool desert out that way" he said as he pointed in the direction

"Oh...if we go there we have to be careful" Luna said

"Why is that?" Cayde questioned

"Well theres a species called the changlings. They can disguise themselves as loved ones and they feed off love." Luna explained

"Well I can handle them if anything goes wrong. Aslong as you get home safe. Remember. I-have-no-feeling-and-am-a- hopeless-robot...beep boop bop" Cayde said the last part with an over exaggerated robot voice

"Ok, you've convinced me. Lets go" Luna said with a soft smile.

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"So this is one of the hideouts?" Cayde asked pointing.

"Yeah lets stay away" Luna suggested

"Buuut Lulu. I wanna neet the evil changling ponies" Cayde said as he stomped at the ground like a angry toddler

Luna blushed heavily at the nickname "F-fine. (I like that nickname)" she muttered the last part

"I have extremely sensitive hearing Lulu" Cayde looked back and winked
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"So these dweebs almost took over Canterlot?" Cayde asked as he looked at a stone bust of Queen Chrysalis

"Hey! What do you think youre doing here!?" A changling spotted them

"I wanted to go on an adventure. Y'know? See something new" Cayde said flaunting his arms about

The changling shot a beam out of its horn, to which Cayde dodged

"Lulu. You can go. I got this covered" Cayde said with a wink

Luna began to run out of the cave. The changling began charging a strong attack and aiming at Luna.
Cayde was engulfed in light and in a matter of milliseconds he was next to the changling. He grabbed it by the horn

"Not gonna happen pal." He squeezed so hard he turned its horn to dust. It screamed in agony as its horn cracked and crumbled.

Cayde dusted off his hands as particles of horn floated off "y-you wiiilllll paaaayyy....." the changling fainted out of the overwhelming pain

5 changlings barged in and Cayde was having fun. "So you're the ones I heard a little about. Trying and failing to take over Canterlot" Cayde said double jumping onto a higher ground

"Get back. I will face this" A much larger changling. Height was on par with Celestia.

"So you must be the Queen. Out of respect I wont use any weapons how about that." Cayde said taking a fighting stance

"Respect? HA! You will die where you stand, ape." The queen spat

Cayde dropped his fighting stance limply "seriously? Ape is the best you can come up with? Swiss cheese lookin as-" he was shot with a beam of energy

"And stay down!" another changling said with pride in his voice even though he did nothing.

"Thats....." Cayde began to sit up "My....." he was engulfed in fiery light. "LIINNEE!!!" Jumped up and back throwing 4 blades hitting all the other changlings turning them into nothing but embers

"H-How'd you do that? Your power.....it rivaled Celestia in solar energy!" The bug queen's voice got shaky

"I don't know...but lets make a deal....how about you lovely folk, leave Ponyville, Canterlot, all the towns and cities of ponykind alone. Or....." Cayde pulled out Ace and put a round through the head of the Chrysalis bust "you'll end up like that. Capiché?"

The queen just gulped heavily and slowly nodded her head

"Goodie. I hope we can be the best of friends." Cayde said in a very chipper voice. "Welp now that thats out of the way id like you to sign here, here, aaaand here."

"Whats this? Are you playing a game with me?!" Chrysalis got irritated looking at the piece of paper that was created by a little floating orb

"Imma put it simple" Cayde said "you fuck with my Lulu or any ponies. You die. Got it?"

Chrysalis was basically pissing her pants at this point "yes sir"

"Good, well I'll be going. Taa taa" Cayde waved

Chrysalis was terrified with the power Cayde held

"Oh, and don't call me sir. It makes me feel old" he said as he got back to his sparrow

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"His 'Lulu' huh? Oh he's lucky he kept her safe. I'd kill him on sight if he didn't just stand up for ponykind" Celestia said to the guard at her throne

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"So I'm your Lulu, huh?" Luna asked Cayde after moments of silence riding back

"What?! I-Uhm....how'd you know I said that?" Cayde said as his internal lights shined a light blue

"I have very sense hearing" Luna teased even though she just casted an overseer spell.

"Well played, moonbutt" Cayde teased

"Moonbutt!?" Luna questioned

"Yep" Cayde played the teasing game too

"Well you'd like to see this moon go down you dirty bot" Luna crossed her fore legs in frustration

Cayde stopped the sparrow "well maybe I would you dirty pony"

Luna blushed heavily "prove it you tailhole" still crossed fore legs

"Oh really now?~~" Cayde said smoothly as he picked Luna up and layed her out on the ground pinned by her fore hooves.

"Just....do what you want with me~~" Luna said with her eyes closed, a small smirk, turning her head slightly, and with her ears back

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"GUARDS!!!!" Celestia screamed

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Cayde activated his reproduction protocol and a metal member about 9 and a half inches sprung to action. He slowly pushed his girth into Luna. She moaned in pleasure.

"You're my first in centuries" Luna moaned out with lust in her eyes

"Well im honored princess." Cayde grunted out as he thrusted

"OH MY CELESTIA!" Luna screamed out as Cayde picked up pace

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"There he is princess, what do you want us to do?" A guard said watching the two go at it.

"Kill him." Celestia said coldly


Author's Note

Left yall on a cliffhanger. HA!

But honestly im sorry for not posting in a long time. I fell in love for a while and kind of forgot about a lot of things. I got dumped but oh well. Ill be posting more so i hope yall stay posted