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Luna freezes. Slowly, she turns to face me.

"Yes?" She answers hesitantly.

~~How?~~ I ask.

"I do not know." Luna says.

"Luna, are you alright? You're talking to yourself." Celestia says.

"I am fine, sister but… I appear to be speaking to Diego." Luna says.

"What? Luna, I thought Diego couldn't speak." Celestia says.

"Well, I can hear a masculine voice coming directly from him. Can you not hear too?" Luna asks.

"No, princess. We don't hear anything." Rarity says.

~~Huh. Well that's annoying~~. I say.

"Annoying?"

~~Yeah, annoying. Only ONE person can hear me.~~

"Well at least someone can hear you. Is that not something good?" Luna asks, everyone else confused by this apparently one-sided conversation.

~~Yeah… I guess that is a plus. And it could be worse.~~

"Worse? I guess…" Luna replies hesitantly. "Anyway, now that we have a better form of communication, perhaps we can learn more about you?" Luna asks.

~~Sure. As long as I can clear up a few things too.~~

"Of course. Now-" Luna is cut off by Rainbow Dash.

"Wait wait wait wait. Sorry princess but, what is going on? I'm lost." She says.

"For some reason, I can hear Diego talking to me. I can hear his voice clearly." Luna answers.

"What?!" Pinkie shouts. "That's so cool! How come you get to talk to him but we don't. I wanna talk to him."

"Could it have been the Healing?" Applejack asks.

"There's no way. A healing spell doesn't do this."

"B-but, look at princess Luna. She c-changed. Maybe… Diego changed too?" Fluttershy shyly asks.

~~Hmm. No, I don't think so.~~

"You don't think so? Why not?" Luna asks.

~~Well, I don't feel any different. I felt a little tired just now but as of this moment, I feel fine. Well, as fine as I can be, being a walking machine.~~ I say.

"Walking machine? What do you mean?" Luna asks.

"Walking machine? There's no way. Technology can't do the things that you have." Twilight says.

~~Hahaha. You'd be surprised. Princess Luna, if I may, what is the most technologically advanced thing you can name?~~

"I… I don't know. I’ve been gone for almost a thousand years. I will ask. Celestia?" Luna turns to her sister.

"What is it?"

"Diego asks what is the most advanced thing you can name." Luna tells her sister.

"The most advanced thing I can name. Simple, technologically, the telephone." Celestia answers.

~~The telephone?~~ I deadpan before bursting out. ~~Hahahaha! You can not be- hahahaha!~~ I shake in silent laughter.

"I do not see what is funny." Luna says.

~~Sorry. Sorry. It's just, where I'm from, the telephone is an invention that is centuries old.~~

"He says that where he is from, the telephone is centuries old." Luna says.

"Centuries?! How advanced are you?!" Twilight shouts before clamping her mouth shut. "Sorry. But, how advanced are you?" She asks.

~~How advanced? Luna, can you relay everything I'm about to say please?~~

"Of course. Go ahead." Luna says. I start to speak, princess Luna repeating what I say.

~~Where I'm from, we have technology that allows us to hear the voices of others privately from something so small it fits inside your ear, we can store entire libraries worth of information, photos, music and more in just the palm of my hand, we have developed trains that move faster than sound and don't even touch the ground, we have planes big enough to carry hundreds and, in the previous century, we landed on… Luna? Why'd you stop?~~ Everyone is looking at me with flabbergasted looks of shock on their faces.

"I'm sorry Diego, but… these claims are too impossible to believe! Trains that don't touch the ground? Planes that carry hundreds?! Libraries in the palm of your hand?! It's impossible!" Celestia yells.

"I have to agree. This cannot be true." Luna says.

~~It’s only impossible because you haven’t got there yet. Plus, the fact that my world doesn't have magic is a big driving factor.~~

"What?! How can you not have magic?!" Luna shouts followed by a shout of

"WHAT?!" From everyone else.

"And what do you mean your world?" Luna asks.

"What?" Celestia questions.

"He says his world doesn't have magic and that's why it is so advanced." Luna says.

""His world"?! Are you an alien?!" Rainbow shouts.

~~From what I've gathered, I think so.~~

"He says he thinks so." Luna says.

~~Oh wait, I know! The age old question. Where am I?~~ I ask Luna.

"Where are you? Well, unless the name has been changed, you are in Arcadia." Luna answers.

~~Never heard of it.~~

"Never heard- Arcadia is the largest kingdom in the world!" Luna exclaims.

~~Your world.~~

"This is… unfathomable. I have never-" Luna is cut off by an explosion.

"FREEDOM!" A loud voice shouts from the place that exploded. Celestia and Luna go deathly pale.

"No…" Celestia says.

"It can't be…" Luna says.

"Oh yes it is!" A voice shouts as a pink cloud of dust bursts next to all of us. "Guess who's back baby!" A hideous monster shouts. It seems to be some sort of hodgepodge of different creatures. It has a thin brown torso, its right arm is that of a lion, its left arm is an eagle talon, its right leg is what looks like a dragon's leg and its left leg looks like a donkey leg. It also has a horse's head, two different kinds of horns on its head and two separate wings.

"Discord! How did you get free?!" Celestia exclaims.

"Oh, it's very simple! I was being contained in harmonic magic. All the chaos and madness that was happening in the capital weakened my cage enough for me to escape. And man, does it feel good to be outa there! Two thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!"

"Well, enjoy it while it lasts. Twilight, you have to-" Celestia can't finish her sentence.

"No you don't!" Discord yells, snapping his claws. Suddenly, a pink glow surrounds my body.
Huh? It suddenly fizzles out.

~~Uuuum… ok?~~

"What?!" Discord snaps his claws again. Again, my body glows pink before the glow fizzles out. "What?! How are you doing that?!" He keeps trying to do something to me but keeps failing.

~~Okay, enough of that.~~ I send a blast of energy at Discord from my hand. It sends him flying into a wall.

"Ow?!" He calls out, surprised.

"Wait, did that actually hurt him?" Luna asks. "How can that be? His body is almost completely immune to magic! Anything but the Elements of Harmony barely phases him!" Luna yells.

"That… wasn't magic. It felt like I got hit by a star… who are you… FATHER!" Discord suddenly yells, rushing forward. He runs right past us, straight to Grogar.

"Father? Of course!" Luna yells. "Grogar is the father of monsters! He must have made Discord."

"Father, wake up." Discord says, snapping his claws in front of Grogar's face. Grogar twitches, before he groans and opens his eyes.

"Dis…cord? Discord! You're free! Quickly, get me out of these things!" Grogar says, now awake and struggling against my vines.

~~No you don't!~~ I rush forward, energy building in my palm. I try to shoot Discord but he teleports out of the way.

"Take this!" He shouts, snapping his claws. An anvil appears above my head but I just shoot it with my tail, following up with a shot at Discord.

"Agh!" He yells. Grogar charges one of his horns and tries to shoot me. The spell doesn't do a thing against my armour but it does create a massive smoke screen.

~~Drat! Where'd he go?~~ I try to see through the smoke but all I find is my friends coughing. I hear the sound of teleportation as I use my jets to clear the smoke. Grogar is gone. Discord is gone.

"No! They vanished!" Celestia yells.

"Can we track them?" Applejack asks.

"I doubt it. Discord always covers his tracks. It will be nigh impossible to find him or Grogar." Celestia says. "But for now, I do believe that we have a conversation to finish."

Author's Note

Thank you SO MUCH, HeartfireFirebrand. Your ideas are invaluable.
After this, I'm going to try to get another chapter of my first story out. No idea how long it will be, time or length wise but I'm already past one thousand words so it will be something.
Ciao!
PS. Made an edit, try and spot it.