Pot At The End Of The Rainbow

“Told you I could outdrink that pansy!” Rainbow Dash shouts out loud as she slams back another mug of frothy cider.

“I knew you could take him,” a human female at the back of her chair proclaims as she leans into Rainbow’s shoulder and grins a satisfied drunken grin.

At the other end of the table lies some bright-copper toned stallion that was foolish enough to try and outdrink one of Ponyville’s local heroines. His face remains face-planted into the wooden table and his hoof rests against a full mug of cider that he hasn’t touched for the last few minutes. He’s mostly unresponsive, but both Rainbow and the human can see some remnants of life in his unfocused eyes as he tries to pull himself back up.

“I’m not… done yet,” the stallion slurs as he successfully pulls himself up, still shit-faced with a crooked grin plastered across his face, only to wobble back and forth. “I’ll get those bits.”

“Come on, dude, you’re over your limit,” another concerned—and sober—light blue stallion at his back speaks up. “Pay the pretty ladies their bits and take your loss like a proper stallion.”

Both Rainbow and the human smirk at the drunk stallion, knowing very well that the actual respectable one is right.

“Aww hell naw!” the drunk stallion shouts as he sits up straight and still, almost like he sobered up. “I ain’t losing to some rainbow floozy and her hairless pet monkey!”

Rainbow shoots the drunkard a dark glare while the human’s cheeks puff out as she tries to stifle a chuckle.

“She isn’t a hairless monkey, you dick!” Rainbow snaps at him as she leans forward, almost like she’s ready to cuff him upside his head.

“Dash isn’t a floozy either,” the human replies sternly as she flicks a stray piece of her strawberry-blonde hair away from her vision, before she puts her hands on Rainbow’s shoulders and pulls her back slightly in an effort to calm her down. “Stop being a baby and pay up.”

“Naw, I’ll beat you,” the drunk replies as he brings up his free hoof and tries to point it at Rainbow, but ultimately fails and points to the dart board off to the side.

The stallion at the drunk’s back lets out a deep sigh and gives both girls an apologetic look, before the drunk in front brings up the mug and starts to drink. As he brings the edge to his lips, both girls watch in amusement as liquid gold spills at the side of his lips and stains the barrel of his chest. For what it’s worth he manages to down about half the pint before the alcohol takes effect and he leans to the side.

“No! No no no no! You’re done!” the stallion at the back of the chair shouts as he catches and stops the leaning pony from face-planting into the floorboards below. “I’d rather not haul a deadweight home.”

“I don’t… wanna…” the drunk stallion slurs as the mug in his hoof slips from his grasp and falls to the floor.

Thankfully with it being as wooden as the floor itself, the mug harmlessly bounces as the rest of the cider slips out. A few other bar patrons stare at the scene, but none of them pay it any heed whatsoever as they go back to what they were doing prior. The bartender, on the other hand, gives the sober stallion an annoyed look and as the human hears the sound of a hoof tapping impatiently against the bar counter, she knows this mediocre display is about to come to an end.

“Like I said,” Rainbow smugly starts to say as she leans back and brings her hoof up to the human. “All talk, no walk.”

“I never doubted you for a second, Rainbow,” the human replies with the same level of smugness in her voice as she closes her hand and fist bumps with Rainbow.

“Sorry for his poor attitude, girls,” the sober stallion says as he props up his unresponsive friend back on the table. “I’ll pay you the bits he owes and I’ll get him out of your mane.”

The drunk becomes responsive momentarily, and though his drunken demeanor makes most of his words illegible, the human smiles as she hears a vague comment about telling his friend to shove a soldering iron up his ass, before he passes out completely.

***

The sound of hooves and shoes walking and brushing against the gravel path plays throughout the quiet air. It’s deep into the night as the moon overhead shines down, illuminating the entire area around in a soft, silver glow. A few stray clouds are visible above, a sign that certain ponies were slackin at their job, while crickets chirp mindlessly away, singing their tuneless songs into the night. Both the human and Rainbow Dash walk side by side, giggling at each other while the human jiggles a bag of well earned bits at her side.

“Still can’t believe that dude thought he could outdrink us,” Rainbow snorts, her face flushed red and her half lidded bedroom eyes switching between the path and the human’s face.

“Easy money, I’ll say that much,” the human casually replies as she taps the bag at her side. “Still, he managed to take you to town, almost.”

“Nahhhhh, I could easily put away another five or so ciders,” Rainbow gives a cheeky and confident remark as she brings a hoof up to her chest, but stumbles slightly in doing so.

“Careful there Dashie,” the human says as she leans into the stumbling mare in an effort to steady her frame. “You may end up face-planting like bumble-fuck did back there, and I highly doubt I can pick you up by myself.”

“Are you calling me fat?” Rainbow asks in an unamused yet relaxed tone.

The human gives her a skeptical look as she looks up and the Rainbow’s body. Much like ponies in her own world, Rainbow Dash was the size of a miniature pony in terms of length and mass, rounding at just under 40 inches, give or take.

“I’m not calling you fat, I’d just rather not have to carry home a 130-pound horse.” The human nudges Rainbow in the shoulder playfully.

“Pssssh, oh come on, I’m not that heavy! I’ve seen you lift baskets of apples heavier than me!” Rainbow laughs as she pushes back, albeit a bit harder thanks to her drunken state. “Besides… you would probably love to lug me home and toss me on your bed.”

The human sighs and rolls her eyes at the notion, but a small smile appears on her face as the idea tickles her fancy. Guess being stuck in a new world where humans don’t seem to exist and your only potential partners are whatever creatures suit your fancy starts to play on one’s mind. The human never fancied herself to be into sentient magical creatures, but after half a year, hyperactive bisexual thoughts become dominant and the line between species starts to become blurry and unnoticable.

It didn’t help her case that she also had a few horse-like dildos back home.

Even with her sexual tendencies, the human had a hard time seeing Rainbow in that same light. Throughout the many months of being close friends with Rainbow, the human doesn’t want to push the boundaries of that friendship. She fears starting an intimate relationship and having it end whenever the human was able to head back to Earth.

She also worries for Rainbow's sake as well. Beneath that bold and brash tomboyish exterior is a mare that’s a softie at heart. Sure she’s always acting the ‘cool and confident’ type, yet when no one is looking, she’s playful and very affectionate with those she was very close with, and very emotionally attached as well.

“You would like that won’t you, Dashie,” the human says sarcastically as she reaches up and boops Rainbow on the nose.

Rainbow laughs, her laughter a mix of drunken silliness and genuine amusement, before her expression scrunches up and she gives her head a shake.

“You’re in luck anyway, since I ain’t letting you fly home when you're three sheets to the wind and ready to fall asleep at a moment's notice-”

“What are you talking about? I’m sober enough to fly.” Rainbow’s voice picks up as she opens her wings and gets ready to take off.

Both girls stop walking momentarily and the human looks on with an uncertain look in her eyes as Rainbow gives her wings a flap. She takes to the air, but instantly regrets it as she’s too wobbly to focus properly. She lands back on her hooves with a thud, but thankfully her legs don’t buckle underneath as she regains her drunken composure.

“Guess I’m not flying,” she replies sheepishly, her wings fluttering with embarrassment at her sides as she looks away.

“Told youuuuu,” the human coo’s as she reaches up and brushes her hand against Rainbow’s back. "Anyway, like I was saying, you’re crashing at my place tonight, but you’re sleeping on the couch.”

Rainbow just grumbled and the human was sure she heard an annoyed horse neigh.

For the rest of the walk it was relatively quiet, only the jingling of bits echoing around them. The human looked around randomly, occasionally seeing one of the night dwelling citizens of the town wandering about and doing their things, but it wasn’t until she put her hands in her jean jacket pockets that made her stop walking and start to panic.

“Hey Rainbow, have you seen my house keys?” she asks, her hands fumbling deep in her pockets.

“Huh?” Rainbow replies, her eyes glazed over as she gives the human a sideways stare.

“I don’t have my house keys on me,” the human panics further and reaches up to grope her chest, thinking she may have put the keys in her bra at some point she forgot about.

“Uhh, check your pockets?’ Rainbow replies, sounding unsure herself.

“All my pockets are empty,” the human notes and she tugs at her skirt in a last effort to see if maybe they had fallen there. “Did I forget them back at the bar?”

At the mention of the bar, Rainbow’s ears perk up, and the human could notice a hint of sobriety in Dash’s expression as a cheeky grin and a stifled chuckle comes from the mare.

“What’s so funny?” the human asks, her eyebrow slowly cocking.

“My bad, almost forgot I have them in my back pocket,” Rainbow chuckles as her cheeky grin turns into a big shit-eating one.

The human opens her mouth to speak, but instead her mouth hangs open as she tries to figure out the meaning behind the words.

“Wait, you don’t have any pockets…” the human notes as she eyes Rainbow’s blue coat.

“I got ooooooooneee,” she says jokingly as she leans her head towards the human in a slow and mildly creepy manner. “I mean if you want to be all technical-like… I got two.”

“Rainbow, I know you’re drunk, but I really don't think…” The human starts to say, until she goes silent and stares at Rainbow with wide-eyed disbelief. “Wait… tell me you didn’t.”

“Tell you whuuut?” Rainbow mocks as she slowly turns her body and allows the human to see her backside.

The human says nothing, her wide and unblinking eyes latching onto the toned butt of her friend. For a few seconds neither say anything; Rainbow shimmies her hips and wiggles her butt for the human’s eyes, while the human herself just stares absentmindedly as the realization sank in more and more.

“Rainbow,” the human says sharply as she takes a deep breath. “Did you seriously…”

Her words trail off as Rainbow begins to snicker and raise one of her hindlegs into the air.

“Maybe,” Dash answers with a woeful ignorance in her voice. “I mean… you kinda dropped them when we were freshening up in the bathroom, and you kinda took off before I could toss them to you.”

“So you stuffed them in your cunt!?” the human yells as the crickets seem to stop chirping.

“So? What’s your point?” Dash replies with a sideways grin.

“Oh my gawd, are you serious right now!?” the humans shouts as she starts to descend into a full blown panic. “The point is that, right now, you got my house keys stuck inside of you!”

“Calm down, they ain’t stuck.” Rainbow sits her haunches on the ground. “Ponies are like… super flexible with our muscles in our rears, so all I gotta do is ease up and force the keys out.”

The human sighs and blushes furiously as she clamps her hand against her face. Pushing it down while maintaining a firm hold, the human just stares randomly in all directions she can in an effort to find any logical reason for Rainbow’s absurd actions.

As she looks around, her eyes travel back to Rainbow and she watches the mare at the corner of her eyes twist and turn her rear. She watches in silence as Rainbow continues to smugly smile, until seconds drag by and that same cheeky grin starts to turn into one of worry. “Hey uhh, I think they may have gone a bit too deep in me.”

“Really, Rainbow?”

“W-well yeah, I mean I can feel them inside of me, but they seem to be in an area where I got like no muscle control.”

“How deep is that?” the human asks quietly. “Please don’t tell me they’re stuck near the, uhh… baby making area?” the human asks further, her head tilting to the side.

“Oh calm down, they ain’t that deep. They just… seem to be stuck somewhere…” Rainbow clenches her rear and the human notices a sharp wince appear on her face as she does. “Wait, nevermind, they are that deep.”

The human lets out a deep sigh of annoyance as she covers her face in shame. The only silver linings to the issue was they were a stone's throw anyway from home and that no other ponies were present.

“Rainbow ‘Danger’ Dash, what the fuck am I going to do with you?” the human sighs as she clenches her fists and places them on her face.

“You could… help me get the keys out?” Rainbow asks, her face blushing.

“That question was rhetorical.”

“What does that mean?”

“Oh for...” the human sighs louder and squats to the ground, before she composes herself and moves her hands away from her face.

When she opens her eyes up, she’s greeted by the rear of Rainbow staring right back at her, while Rainbow herself stares meekly over her shoulder.

“So what am I supposed to do? Stick my hand up inside of you and twiddle my fingers around like you’re some kind of sock puppet?” the human notes as she brings up her hand and gives Rainbow a quick display of finger movement.

“Well… yeah, I mean what else can we do?” Rainbow complains.

“I can take you to the hospital and make the doctors pull them out of you,” the human remarks as she stands back up, causing Rainbow to blush and tense up.

“Can we not? I… I really don’t wanna walk into the E.R. and other ponies hear why we are there.”

“Ok fine, but what if my keys did some kind of damage, internally?” the human asks, her frantic tone becoming a somber worried one.

“Chillax,” Rainbow says casually with a confident grin, waving her hoof at the human in the process. “I slipped these keys in my rear when I was sober and I was fine. Heck, I’m still fine now so quit your bellyaching.”

“Sorry for being skeptical, but I’ll be upfront with why I’m worried about, literally, fisting my best friend,” the human says sternfully as she claps her hands together and stares wide eyed and serious at Rainbow. “Dash, you’re a Wonderbolt and the most physically sculpted pony in this town. You can probably turn coal into diamonds with how tight you are! I would rather not stick my hand in you, you suddenly clench, and I get a broken wrist or fractured arm! Not to mention you’re wasted as fuck and probably drier than sand paper right now.”

“I’m not that drunk,” Rainbow replies as she scuffs her hoof at the ground.

“But you’re still dry,” the human notes as she flashes a glance at Rainbow’s tight entrance. “And if I go in dry....” she stops and cringes as images left unspoken flood her mind. “It’s gonna hurt a heckin’ lot.”

“Umm well... if all it takes for you to at least try to pluck them out… I can get… un-dry?” Rainbow suggests, almost sounding unsure of her own words. “With… your help?” Rainbow suggests further, her expression turning into a forced grin.

The human opens her mouth to speak, yet no words come out as she stares dumbfounded at Rainbow. This process repeats several times for her, almost like a fish gasping for air when it’s out of water, until she takes a deeper breath and processes her thoughts.

“Well… okay umm...” the human starts, trying to hold back the impending blushing that she can’t fight. “Comforting to know you got no problem with me getting frisky,” she finishes, her finger twirling endlessly at a lock of her hair.

Rainbow gives a half hearted chuckle, before she looks to the ground with an embarrassed look on her face. She scuffs at the earth further, the awkward and uneasy silence fills the air once again.

Zero to sixty was an understatement for the human, and still trying to get her emotions mentally in check, she couldn't help but feel as a little bit of excitement found its way into her mind. Her cheeks burn with embarrassment as her eyes keep glancing at Rainbow's rear, and her gaze is only broken when the flickering of that prismatic tail swishes at her. She looks back to Rainbow, who's still forcing a now faltering grin that turns into a subtle smile, that while being a drunken one, was one of trust in a close friend. The human knew that look very well and it put her more at ease. In light of that, she knows it's better to respect her friends wishes, and while she won't admit it to Rainbow, she rather not get embarrassed further by having to go to the hospital.

Finally the human takes a deep breath, closes her eyes, and stares at the ground while trying to get mentally prepared for what she was about to say.

“So… you wouldn’t happen to have a bottle of lube stashed up your ass as well right?” the human asks, hoping to ease the awkward tension in the air.

The effort works and the once gloomy expression on Rainbow quickly turns around as she tries to stifle a giggle and instead lets out a snort. “No I… don’t got lube up my butt.”

The human smiles in response as she relaxes and watches Rainbow meekly flick her tail.

“You know what?” the human proclaims loudly as her smile turns into a grin. “I’ll get straight to the point than: Are you able to get aroused by yourself, or do I take the lead?”

Even with the conversation leaning in that inevitable direction, it didn’t stop Rainbow from blushing profusely as she fidgeted in place.

“Have you… ever taken lead with any girls in your world?” Rainbow asks quietly, finding it hard to actually look the human in the eyes as she says it.

“Once,” the human replies as a rather fond memory plays out. “It was back in college. Met a cute introvert that reminds me of Fluttershy during a party and I was feeling very frisky. Took her to my dorm and managed to work my way into her panties. We had fun, took turns getting each other off and the night ended with her railing my ass with a strap-on, pulling my hair, and calling me her slut. Afterwards she apologized profusely and wouldn’t stop crying. Good times.”

The human smiles at the memory, while Rainbow just blushes harder.

“Did you two become a couple after that?” Rainbow asks next, which causes the human’s smile to turn into a smirk.

“Yeah, we started to hang out after that for a while, until we got our diplomas and went on our way. She gave me her cell phone number and I gave her mine. We talked for a few months but one day she stopped calling me and I could never contact her again.”

“What happened?” Rainbow asks, her voice of genuine concern.

The human’s smile dies down and a somber frown replaces it. “Not really sure, since I kinda fell into this world when I started to dig around.”

“Oh, I’m sorry…”

“Don’t apologize, Dash. It is what it is. Dwelling on it won’t make it any better,” the human says as her voice trails off, the fond memories turning into sadness. Not letting them cloud her judgement, the human shakes her head a bunch and puts a smile back on her face. “But let’s not let that distract us now. You asked me if I had taken lead with a girl and you got your answer. Would you like me to do so now?”

“Well umm…” Rainbow looks to the ground with a growing nervous expression and rubs her front legs together. “I guess we kinda gotta get to it.”

“You sound surprisingly nervous for a pony that suggested I use my hands to fish out those keys in the first place,” the human notes as she gives Rainbow a studious glare.

“Well, yeah. I just… I’m about to… ugh, I’m just really feeling stupid that I caused this awkward mess.”

The human chuckles. “Don’t worry about it. Once I get my keys out, we’ll head inside my place and drink some more until we get so shit-faced we don’t remember this incident.”

Rainbow snickers at the comment and the human watches the mare relax. “Shall we… find somewhere where nopony will see us?”

“Definitely.” The human walks to Rainbow’s side. “My place has a few bushes we can hide near, so let's head there.”

Rainbow simply nods in agreement and takes the lead.

Within a few minutes both girls made it to the house and travelled to the side where the bushes were located. Thankfully they were as tall as Rainbow was and the neighbours were fast asleep. Once they were alone and set to go, the human placed her hand on Rainbow’s head.

“So you ready to get into it?” the human asks as she rubs her hand down Rainbow’s mane and rests it at the small area between her wings.

“Still nervous we’re actually doing it in public,” Rainbow meekly replies as she peers nervously over the bushes. “But I’m ready as I can be.”

“What? Doesn’t it excite you that a potential pony can wander by and watch this?” the human teases and her hand travels to the dock of Rainbow’s tail and gently taps it.

“T-that’s silly. Why would something like that excite me?” Rainbow replies, her face growing more red as she fidgets on the spot.

“I mean I think it would be pretty cool…” The human speaks in a sultry tone as she starts to get into a proper mindset. “Because it’s not everyday someone could walk by and see a human fingering her best friend.”

Rainbow says nothing as the human slowly rubs her fingers against Rainbow’s flank.

“Besides, I thought you loved being a show-off.” The human brings up her other hand and brushes it against Rainbow’s side, before rubbing closely at the right wing joint. “I could have sworn you lived for entertaining others and being praised for it.”

Rainbow looks away, almost like she tries to ignore the question, but a subtle biting of her lower lip, told the human otherwise. Continuing to go along with it, the human moves down from the dock and runs her finger tips against Rainbow's toned butt, before traveling down to her inner thigh. she caresses it briefly with just her fingertips, before she gently presses her full hand against it, earning her a wiggling of hips from Rainbow.

Rainbow says nothing as she peers over her shoulder and gives the human a crooked smile, almost like she wasn't sure she wanted to admit that the human was speaking the truth. As the human continues to rub Rainbow's thigh before coursing it back up to her butt, Rainbow herself brings up her opposing thigh and rubs them together in an attempt to stimulate herself further.

"I like how you ain't trying to deny I'm wrong, Dash," the human says as she runs her hand over the base of Rainbow's wing, while her other pulls away from the body and hovers over Dash's back entrance.

"T-that's because I'm trying to stay relaxed," Rainbow replies in a tone very reminiscent of a lie.

"You sure about that?" the human jests as she wiggles her middle finger and gently taps against Rainbow's slowly moistening pussy.

Rainbow scrunches up. Her tail flicks for a moment as her back legs come down and rests against the ground. She takes a deep stuttered breath that comes back out as a single pant, before her body shivers as the hand at her wing travels down to her spine.

“Judging from your lack of a proper answer and the bit of stickiness I'm feeling from you.” the human brings her wet finger to her thumb and rubs them together, while inspecting it with a smirk on her face. “I think you would totally enjoy being watched by others while you get it on.”

"N-no I woul- ahh!" Rainbow starts but stops as the human places her finger against Dash's clitoris.

She follows it up by pressing gently into it, before she delivers a slow, circular motion of her finger against it. Her actions earn her a wink from Rainbow’s clit and the human simply presses harder against it. Rainbow stifles a moan, her backside fidgeting slightly as the delicate digit delivers satisfaction she didn’t know exists.

"Good thing you ain't the Element of Honesty," the human chuckles as her finger continues to knead away. "because your body says otherwise."

"I-it's not-" Rainbow's words get cut off again as the human moves the finger upwards. Rainbow's moan turns into a soft groan and her body tenses up as the human starts to quickly, yet smoothly moves her finger up and down the swollen outer lips.

“Cat got your tongue?” the human jokes as she pulls her finger away and wets it more with her tongue.

“You’re not funny.” Rainbow just gives off an annoyed groan as flicks her tail at the human’s face.

“Sorry it's just fun pestering you,” the human says, unphased by the tail as she rests her head against Rainbow's cutie mark, before her finger returns to Dash's outer walls. “Plus it’s fun watching you melt like putty when I play with you as well.”

With a sudden jerk, the human slips in her middle finger, yielding a moan from the front and the fidgeting of back legs from Rainbow. The human smiles but knows she isn’t done in the slightest, as she feels Rainbow clench weakly around the finger.

“Try not to clench when I put my arm in your okay? I wasn’t joking about getting my arm fucked up earlier,” she warns as she moves her finger up and down, gauging the tight wetness she had to work with.

“I’ll try not to,” Rainbow starts. “Umm, are you sure your arm will fit?”

“I’ve seen stallion’s junk thicker than my arm. Even with how tight you are, I’m like a twig compared to their girth so we should be fine,” the human replies as the velvety firmness of Rainbow’s wet walls feel very reminiscent of a plushy pillow. “But don’t worry, I’ll slowly work my way in. Just tell me if you can’t take it.”

“Oh? You’ve seen other stallions,” Rainbow says with a hint of disappointment in her words.

“Well yeah, I was living with AJ for a few months on the farm and working around Big Mac and Sugar Belle… well let’s just say I may have accidentally seen some things going on in that barn of theirs… but let's not get sidetracked. The sooner I get my keys, the better.”

“Oh okay.” Rainbow says as she spreads her legs slightly, allowing the human a bit more leeway.

Feeling less resistance, the human decides to try and see if she is able to stick more fingers in. For a few seconds she kneads and maneuvers her middle finger at Rainbow’s walls; poking and pushing in order to see if slipping more fingers in would be easy. As she does, Rainbow just stands there doing her best to relax and try not to clench whenever the human hits a minor sweet spot.

Seconds tick by and as Rainbow loosens up more, the human sees fit to add more fingers to the mix. She starts with her pointer finger and for several seconds she pokes and prods until she feels it's safe to slip in her middle finger back in. Then her ring, then her pinkie, until she finally is able to insert her thumb as well.

All the while Rainbow tries her best to not clench at the digits inside of her, but the human can tell she’s enjoying the feeling of getting fingered like she is. Her face that was once flushed with drunken giddiness is now flushed with sexual satisfaction. Her eyes stay closed and occasionally she lets out a small moan as the fingers inside of her hit a firm spot and pushes her sex drive up at a steady pace.

“Alright it looks like I’m ready to push in,” the human warns as she places her free hand against Rainbow’s back to steady herself. “Are you ready for it?”

“Yeah,” Rainbow answers, her voice a mix of a squeaky moan and a pant. “I’m good to go.”

The human nods and stops her fingers for a brief moment before she slowly pushes in her hand. Rainbow cringes slightly as the slow moving mass starts to enter her, but she doesn’t protest at all once the human starts kneading with her fingers and slowly builds up a piston motion with her arm. Slowly and surely the human gains more access, moving inch by agonizing inch while constantly feeling Rainbow clench weakly around her arm, doing her best to not hurt her friend.

The more it went in, the more the tight space seems to cling firmly to the arm and hand, almost like a glove being fitted perfectly. It was still tight, but as the human grows more accustomed to the feeling, Rainbow seems to relax more and more as she enjoys the gentleness of the human.

“I’m gonna…” Dash starts to sigh. “I’m gonna sit down slightly so maybe the keys will be easier to reach.”

“Cool, go for it, I’m ready.” The human adjusts her body and prepares for the movement.

With a deep breath, Rainbow does as she says and bends her back legs. The human’s arms bends slightly as she is able to push in a bit faster, thanks to Rainbow momentarily loosening up more.

“I can... Feel it moving a bit back now,” Dash warns. “Can you reach it?”

The human says nothing and wiggles her middle finger around, in hopes to contact the keyring.

“Nothing yet.” The human looks to her arm and notices she’s almost up to her elbow. “I got a bit more forearm to work with so I’m going to push more in okay?”

“O-okay, just try and make it quick,” Dash says as the human feels her clenching more and more. “I’m… it's really hard to not enjoy this.”

The human chuckles under her breath, but knows if she accidentally makes Rainbow cum, she’s in for a world of hurt. Even with that in mind, she knows to not waste time prolonging it and begins to slip more of her arm in. Rainbow tenses, cringes, moans, and pants as the human goes in and within seconds she finally elbow deep inside of her friend. Sure enough the keys finally become reachable inside, yet as the human paws her middle finger at it, it stays just out of her grasp.

“I’m almost there, Dash,” the human warns as she shoves a bit more in.

“So am I,” Rainbow mutters, her back legs looking like they are about to give out any second.

Finally with a small jerk upward, the human manages to wrap her middle finger around the keyring, before she slowly pulls it into her hand.

“Nice I got it!” she proclaims with a big smile on her face as she balls her hand into a fist. “Alright, I’m gonna pull out, so get ready,” she warns while making sure none of the keys’ edges rub against Rainbow’s soaked walls.

“Just… just get it out before I cream mys-ahhhh!” Rainbow pants as the human pulls her arm back rather quickly.

Finally with a loud pop, the human reels back and falls to the ground, leaving a hot and very bothered Rainbow standing in place. She pants loudly, no doubt put off by the sudden feeling of nothing inside of her, before she starts to clench her rear over and over. With nothing in her and now able to relax fully, Rainbow lets out a loud sigh as her legs give out and she falls to the ground.

“Oh my gosh, that felt weird,” she moans and peers over her shoulder and grows quick to notice the human’s entire forearm is soaked and shimmering in the moonlight.

“But at least we got them out without any difficulties,” the human says with a smirk as she holds up a pair of wet and very slimy keys. “How are you holding up, Dash?”

“I’ll feel better once we get inside.” Rainbow’s breaths are labored and heavy as she peers through the bushes and stares at the sky in case someone trots or flies by. “I think I’ll need a shower after that.”

“Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad,” the human jests as she spins the keyring around her finger.

“Tch, speak for yourself, I’m like… super close to… you know, getting off,” Rainbow whines with a flustered look on her face as she slowly pulls her body up.

The human smirks as she stands up. For as long as she was friends with Rainbow Dash, she never thought their friendship would get tested in this way, shape, or form. Never once did she put Rainbow in a sexual spotlight of any kind, yet after this incident where Rainbow was okay with the human doing what she did, the human started to wonder that maybe this little accident wasn’t such an accident at all. For what it was worth, Rainbow now had no qualms about bedding her friend and with how forthcoming Dash was with her own feelings prior, the human wonders how a sexual relationship with a close friend would pan out. She even further decided that if it came down to it… she’d pick Rainbow over going back to Earth.

“Tell you what, how about we need inside and I get you off properly?” the human asks as she balls up the keys, while Rainbow looks back with a slowly growing grin. “Considering how close you are, I bet I can make you cum in ten seconds flat.”

Rainbow snickers as she stands up straight.

“I haven’t lost a bet so far tonight, and I plan on keeping a win streak going!” Rainbow proclaims as she starts to walk for the front door. “You’re on, Amy!”