Clothes (Un) Make The Man

by SWEETOLEBOB18

Chapter 1 Chapter With No Porn

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Rainbow Blitz knew that he was in trouble. Trouble and a thong that was riding up the crack of his ass. It was seriously cramping his style (and other delicate things). However, he had no idea just how much trouble he was in.

It had started the previous weekend at the party for the football season's opening game victory. Applejack and Rainbow Blitz were considered the two best athletes at Canterlot High. This made them frenemies. (They were both on some teams together and had some mutual friends which meant that they couldn't just be rivals, they had to at least try to get along)

AJ was both the offensive and defensive teams starting center, and was considered a major reason for the victory on Friday night. (5 sacks and 3 interceptions, one of which he'd run back for a touchdown). This didn't sit well with Blitz as it completely overshadowed his soccer performance on Saturday.

Then, AJ had brought a quarter keg of applejack to the party. Blitz had guzzled it like it was merely hard cider and gotten thoroughly drunk on it. Country folks make homemade applejack by taking a barrel of "hard" (fermented) cider, leaving it outside on a cold night, (at least -10F (-25C)) and letting the gunk freeze out. Remove the frozen gunk and repeat until it stops freezing. Last winter had been exceptionally cold. .

Blitz had gotten drunk enough that he had challenged Applejack to a handstand race, loser to spend a day following the winner while dressed as a cheerleader. Ordinarily, Blitz would have won hands down (so to speak) because he weighed about 130 lbs. and AJ was less than an inch under 7 feet tall and weighed over 400. (Class clown Berry Bubble once described him as "A talking building with eyes" ).

Unfortunately for Blitz, AJ was more or less sober but Blitz was so drunk that his sense of balance was shot and he kept falling over. Even more unfortunately, he'd been drunk enough that when AJ hadn't immediately agreed to the race, he'd refused to take "no" as an answer. "Chicken shit chicken" was among the least offensive terms Blitz had used to urge AJ to accept his challenge.

AJ was slow to anger but even slower to let go of a grudge, and when this was added to several pranks which AJ hadn't considered nearly as humorous as Blitz had, AJ was determined to make this a Sunday that Blitz would NEVER forget. He had spent the week preparing so when he knocked on Blitz's door he was thoroughly ready to make Blitz's life a misery.

When AJ knocked, Blitz opened the door with a "What do you want?"

"Good morning to you too, Sunshine"

"Why are you here?" (In his defense, Blitz was usually not at his best and brightest on Sunday mornings)

"I'm here to collect on our bet"

Blitz had completely forgotten about it in the depths of his hangover the next day and this was a week later but AJ said "A bet's a bet. Everypony at that party heard you make that bet. Either you keep your side of it or I'll spread it all over town that you welshed" Blitz wanted to call AJ a liar but nopony called AJ a liar to his face for the same reason that nopony French kissed a rattlesnake. Even Berry wasn't that crazy.

Then, Blitz had an idea that he thought would save him from this humiliation. At 4'11" (150 cm) Blitz was the shortest stallion in class by over 2 inches. You could count on your fingers the number of girls shorter than him. He didn't think that there was a cheerleader as short as him on the entire squad. Even if there was, girls that small tended to be toothpicks. In short, Blitz reckoned that there was a good chance that there wasn't a cheerleader's outfit in Canterlot that would fit him. "I would, but I don't have a cheerleader outfit."

AJ said "I thought of that. That's why I got Elusive...."

"Lucy! Why would you hang around with that faggot?"

"See, Blitz, that's the difference between us. I admit that I ain't too fond of Lou, his la-di-dah ways, or that theater crowd that he hangs out with. But my little brother Applebuck is friends with his little brother Silver Bell, so I'm polite when our paths cross. He don't take kindly to you calling him 'Lucy' and 'faggot'. That's why he was GLAD to put together this outfit when he found out why I wanted it."

He handed Blitz a package. "Here. Use the razor to shave your face including your sideburns and put this on"

"This" included a padded bra, (As Elusive put it "What nature has forgotten, we shall have to make from cotton.") a shoulder length wig matching Rainbow's hair, a short tube top with a "C" on it, a matching thong with a VERY short skirt and pink sneakers and socks. It looked like a sluttier version of a Canterlot High cheerleader's outfit. No self respecting whore would have been caught dead wearing anything so trashy looking.

There was also a half pint bottle of applejack with a note attached. "Hair of the dog that bit you. I promise that nothing has been added. I'm not ALL heartless." (AJ reckoned that would be enough to get Blitz drunk enough to be suggestable, but not so drunk as to pass out.) Blitz went into the restroom to shave and change. He knew that it was probably a Bad Idea but figured he could use some liquid courage for the coming ordeal, so he gulped the liquor down before starting to get dressed.

When he put the wig on, he felt his body tingle. When he looked down, he saw that Mr. Johnson was no longer Among Those Present. Blitz's penis was strictly average, but (as with most 18 year old stallions), it was near and dear to his heart. Blitz considered its loss to be among The Greatest Tragedies In The History Of The World. Naturally, he did his impression of an air raid siren and tried to tear the wig off. When he found that it wouldn't come off, he yelled even louder.

AJ appeared at the door and said "Oh, did I forgot to mention that Dusk Shine helped me with that wig? He did NOT appreciate you filling his ink pot with disappearing ink and thought that you should learn what it feels like when things vanish. You do a good job and I'll tell you the password to get it off."

There was a rather heated argument, but Blitz couldn't beat it out of AJ, so in the end he agreed to do it. "Fine. Let's just get this over with."

As Blitz started to leave the bathroom, AJ grabbed him and shoved him right back in. "Whoa thar' Missy. You need some makeup with that outfit. Lucky for you, Elusive got some of his theater pals to teach me how to apply it."

AJ applied some press on nails, lipstick , eyeshadow, and blush. "You really ought to have plucked eyebrows and false eyelashes, but I ain't got the patience and you ain't got the know how to do it."

Blitz endured this only be repeatedly reminding himself that Elusive hung out with the theater crowd. That meant that if he called the bet off, Elusive would help AJ spread the word all over town.

Finally, as they were leaving, AJ said "A pretty little thang like you needs a sexy name. I think 'Rainbow Bliss' will do."

Blitz had a hissy fit but subsided when AJ said "I was thinking of telling everypony that you were your cousin, but if you'd rather that everypony knew who you are...."

Which brings us to the present, and Blitz's Walk Of Shame.

Bliss (as I suppose she should be called) felt Applejack grab her ass.

"Havin' fun?"

"If I was having any more fun, I'd scream"

"A bet's a bet," Applejack said. "And 'sides, a pretty little slut like you looks pretty hot." (With a 32J bra, her figure was 42-23-36. More than what Annette Funicello measured in all her beach movies.)

Bliss almost died from shame. Bliss wished she could fly away now. But Rainbow Blitz had never welshed on a bet and Bliss wouldn't either. When a curious mare stared at her she growled "What are you looking at?

"That's just what I was wondering" was the reply which brought a new blast of heat to Rainbow Bliss' cheeks.

If looks could kill... But AJ started pushing Bliss down the sidewalk. God must have had His reasons for creating AJ (other than 'to torment Blitz', that is) but why He'd seen fit to create so much Applejack was beyond Blitz's understanding. "How much longer?" Rainbow Bliss muttered.

"The bet was for all day" Applejack answered. "First, I wanna show off my pretty lil' slut at the Apple family market stall." Blitz was going to kill him. Some how, some way, some day Applejack would pay dearly for this.

She told herself 'this is not happening'. She could not be enjoying this, the feeling of Applejack’s strong hands on her ass. She told herself she didn't like feeling her body pressed up against the larger stallion’s hardbody. Her erect nipples and damp crotch called her a liar.

AJ slapped her ass.

“What the Hell? I didn't agree to be your punching bag!”

“A slut like you has to show it off.” Applejack said, smirking.

“But—”

“Yes, exactly. Your butt” Applejack said. “Our bet says you have to look sexy, Rainbow Bliss. So, shake it 'till you break it.”

Ordinarily, Blitz would have fought back, but somehow, being made a girl had drained his courage. Flushing madly, Bliss swished her tail. With each step she took, she swayed her hips to one side, swishing her tail and her butt beneath her frilly skirt as each step naturally came down tilted to one side or the other. In seconds, she was sauntering down the street, swaying as she went.

Applejack nodded and leered . Rainbow Bliss, blushing furiously glanced backwards briefly. The bigger stallion had a visible rise in his jeans. It had to be 8 inches long and didn't even look particularly hard.

Bliss gulped. Shortly, they arrived at the market stall. By the time they got there, Bliss had actually started to enjoy the attention that she was getting. She was still embarrassed as Hell, of course, but some secret part of her loved the way people looked at her. Not that she’d ever admit it to anyone, of course.

When they arrived at the market stall, AJ's sister, Red Gala stared at Rainbow Bliss in shock. "You asked me to watch the stand for a while while you went to get a girl! That's no girl, that's a bimbo! No, it's not big enough to be a bimbo, it's a bimbette!"

Applebuck was practically drooling. Red snapped at him "Stay away from that! You don't know where it's been!"

"I'm not a foal, I can guess!"

"Hey! I can hear you, you know." Bliss protested.

AJ said "Hush now, Rainbow Bliss. Decent folks are talking. Red, why don't you take Applebuck home now? Bliss and I can take care of the stand."

"Very well, it's your funeral. But, when Grandpa Gravenstein finds out you were with that, you're going to be in trouble."


Author's Note

For non USA readers
Depending on the state, the USA school year runs from either early August to early May or early September to early June. There are 3 high school sport seasons. Fall, Winter, and Spring. (The seasons overlap a bit.) Both (American style) football and soccer (in most states) are held in the Fall Season. High school basketball is a winter sport. Some players are good enough that after one season is over, they can shift to sports in the next season.

It was different when I was young, (soccer was all but unheard of) but nowadays football games are held Friday nights and soccer games are on Saturday. "Which sport is most important/prestigious?" depends on "Which state are you talking about?"

Cheerleaders
According to the internet, some countries have them, some do not.
For those that don't, they are a group (since WWII, mostly girls) that wear uniforms, and have organized cheers & acrobatic routines. They perform at football and basketball games, although it is spreading to other sports. They perform during intermissions and try to increase student enthusiasm & team support during play.

IMO, except at halftime, they're just a distraction at basketball games. At football games, they perform between plays & are some use.

The Young 6 were organized as a cheerleading squad in one of the show's episodes

In the USA, school is in session Monday through Friday. Students often party on Friday and Saturday night. You can't legally buy, consume, or possess alcohol until you are 21 but kids often get others to buy alcohol for them.

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