The Legion of Doom

by Whistle Blossom

Rating: everyone
Tags: Tirek, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, Slice of Life
Length: 1389

A bunch of short stories about the LOD.

The Legion of Doom spending time, bored in Grogar’s lair, with nothing else to do.

Published 2020-06-07 14:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-06-07 14:20:01 UTC

The Early Days

Grogar was a cruel ram. He summoned four dangerous villains to help him take over Equestria, but one of them refused to join and decided to take over Equestria on his own. He failed, and now Grogar only has three villains left. That should be enough, right?

First, we have Queen Chrysalis. A cruel changeling queen who disguised herself as Twilight Sparkle's former foal-sitter at the royal wedding. Later, she was dethroned, and overthrown by Thorax.

Second, we have Lord Tirek. A centaur who wanted nothing more than to absorb all of Equestria’s magic. Naturally, he was sent to Tartarus.

Third, we have Cozy Glow. A young filly who went into the School of Friendship only to try to take over it and drain all the magic from Equestria. She was sent to Tartarus along with Tirek.

Grogar summoned all these villains from their prisons to help him rid Equestria of Twilight Sparkle and her friends, once and for all.

But one day, while Grogar was busy doing his work, Cozy Glow decided to bother Chrysalis and Tirek by singing an annoying song to them while they were only trying to get some peace and quiet.

“Ugh, I can’t take it anymore! Young filly, you must go and bother somepony else!”

“But I’m the only pony here!”

“Fine. Somebody else.“

Cozy Glow flew away, not hurt in the slightest. She flew towards Grogar.

“What do you want, little filly?!?”

“Chrysalis told me to go bother somebody else and since you’re the only one else here…”

“SHUT UP!!”

Now, Cozy was hurt. No one had ever told her to shut up before. She was mad.

Cozy Glow flew away to her room which she decorated. It was all pink and girly, yet weird and ghetto as the same time - just like Cozy Glow. Cozy Glow sat down, and mumbled to herself in rage.

“Nopony loves me! I hate those ponies!”

Meanwhile, Chrysalis was sitting down, incredibly bored. She was talking to her dead Mean Twilight Sparkle log, expressing her emotions.

“Those two idiots think they’re better than me! Nonsense! No-creature in the world is better than I!”

Unfortunately, she was doing this with Tirek right beside her, and Tirek… wasn’t very happy. To say the least.

“Why do you always talk to that dumb log of yours?!?”

“Excusez-moi Lord Tirek, but this “log” is one of the evil clones of those six puny ponies! I created them all out of logs!”

The two villains looked away from each-other, both grumbling angrily.

“That centaur thinks he is better than me!”

“That changeling thinks she is better than me!”

Grogar was working with his orb when he overheard them all. Grogar began to lose his temper.

“SILENCE, EVERYONE!”

Everyone fell dead silent and looked at Grogar. They were all obviously terrified.

“If you want to help me to defeat Twilight Sparkle, you three must learn to work together! That is how the ponies have defeated you all, you know!”

Everyone humphed. They didn’t want to work with each other. Each one of them decided to take a bit of a break.

Cozy Glow went back to her pink, girly, weird, ghetto room and sat on her fluffy bed. She picked up a doll that looked like Twilight Sparkle, and she punched it right in the face.

Queen Chrysalis flew to her room. Her room was dark, but it had a few glowing lights scattered around the walls and the ceiling. Chrysalis sighed. She was still not used to being around Cozy Glow and Lord Tirek. She missed her hive.

Tirek went to his room. His room was red, and had ketchup all over the walls (intended to look like blood). Right next to his bed, he had a photo of his Gram-Gram, who he missed dearly. Tirek rested his bum-bum on his bed and grumbled to himself, quite annoyed.

The three villains all sighed. They did kind of like each-other, but they just didn’t want to admit it. Finally, Grogar had some peace and quiet all to himself. But not for long…

A Family

Chrysalis loved Tirek. But she was just afraid to admit it.

Tirek loved Chrysalis. But he was just too shy to admit it.

And the both of them thought that Cozy Glow would be perfectly fitting as their daughter. And Cozy Glow did too.

But none of them knew that. She all just sulked to themselves, in their rooms, seating their little tushies on their little beds.

Cozy Glow missed her mother. She was so wise and kind until she betrayed her.

Queen Chrysalis missed the changelings. If it weren’t for Starlight Glimmer convincing them that she was using them, she would have still been with them.

And Tirek REALLY missed his Gram-Gram. He would always talk to her (and fart) in his sleep. Tirek’s Gram-Gram would always play games with him, sing lullabies to him, and put a kiss on his boo-boos!

Those poor villains. They all lost their families, and they really missed them. They all began to sob to themselves. They were the only people they had and fortunately they liked each other, but all of them were just too shy to admit it.

Meanwhile, Grogar was finally having some peace and quiet all to himself. Through his orb, he was looking at his bell, which at the time, was hidden in a cave atop Mount Everhoof by the famous Gusty the Great.

He decided this would be the perfect task for his henchmen, though he wasn’t going to tell them until he was ready to.

Chrysalis decided to sneak into Tirek’s room while he was asleep with his teddy-bear that his Gram-Gram gave to him when he was only ten years old.

Chrysalis saw Tirek snuggling his bear and she thought that it was adorable. So Chrysalis decided to snuggle Tirek without him knowing.

Cozy Glow heard Queen Chrysalis’s hoof-steps and she decided to join her and Tirek. Little did the trio know, they were about to become a family…

The next morning, Lord Tirek woke up to find the girls in his bed with him.

“Cozy Glow? Chrysalis? What are you two doing here?”

“I was lonely, so I wanted to snuggle with you two!”

Chrysalis and Tirek blushed. Chrysalis really wanted to give Tirek a kiss on his cheeks, but she was afraid that Tirek wouldn’t allow that.

All of a sudden, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Tirek’s stomach gurgled noisily. He couldn’t tell whether that meant he was sick or hungry. But when it gurgled again, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!, he decided it was time to eat.

So the trio ran away from each other and they all looked for something in Grogar’s lair to eat.

They couldn’t find anything.

In Love

Chrysalis had decided that it was finally time for her to talk to Tirek. But how?

Tirek wanted to talk to Chrysalis too. But he had a weird feeling in his tummy. He was so nervous that he started farting.

Both of them took a big, strong, deep breath. And then, they let it all out. They walked towards each other.

“Hi.”

“Hi.”

“How are you doing?”

“I am doing fine, thank you. What about you?”

“I feel fine too.”

They both began to giggle shyly at each other.

Chrysalis wanted to give Tirek a kiss, but she was afraid to. For Tirek might get enraged at her.

But really, Tirek would have loved to be kissed. In fact, he’d giggle with glee! He just didn’t want to do the same thing to Chrysalis, for she might lash out at him.

Lord Tirek blushed at Chrysalis, he was feeling a bit shy. All of a sudden, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Tirek was still hungry! But none of the three could find food yet. And Grogar was way too busy to help find food for them.

Chrysalis tried to offer Tirek her hoof but she was a bit afraid.

What if he gets mad?

Chrysalis swallowed and decided to give it a try. Surprisingly, Tirek didn’t get mad at all! In fact, he giggled with glee!

“Oh Chrysalis… sometimes you just make me want to… giggle!”

And Tirek giggled so hard, he tooted!

“Excuse me!”

“That’s okay!”

Chrysalis and Tirek walked away from each other, still in search of something good to eat.