The Princess and The Penis
Chapter 2
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As soon as the two of you walk through the castle doors, a royal servant is there waiting for the two of you, at least until she sees how drenched you both are and runs up the castle’s giant staircase. None of that seems to register, though. In fact, as soon as you make it through the front doors, your mind doesn’t even register that you’ve made it out of the rain yet. You’re still shaking, cold, and lifeless.
It’s not just you, either! Even though you barely look to your side to see if you can read her thoughts, you see the same face that you’re making and figure that she’s probably thinking about the same thing you are. You want to forget about it, to move past it, to get your mind off of it at least, but the moment keeps replaying over and over again in your mind. The feeling of her soft lips against yours, the way her hooves wrapped tightly around you, the memory of your lungs trying to keep up with how fast your heart was pumping.
‘I kissed her!’ you think to yourself. ‘This wasn’t like the playful, cutesy crap that she’d normally do. We had a full-blown kiss like an actual couple would have! What if her dad finds out? What if ANYPONY finds out? I’m so screwed. I’m so, so screwed!’
Once again, you look down at Flurry Heart to see her reaction, but once her eyes make contact with yours, she jumps and goes stiff like a board, looking straight forward even though there’s nothing to see. You have to talk about this. What do you say, though? Maybe you should talk about something else. Would that even help?
“So…” You flinch comedically upon hearing her speak, your body practically hovering in the air for a good three seconds. Once you look down at her, though, you see her swallow hard, still facing forward. “Y-you can take your bath before me. I can wait.”
“No! I couldn’t! I--” Suddenly, you squint your eyes. “Wait, are you telling me that in this entire castle, you only have one bath?”
“Yeah,” she says, finally making eye contact, albeit with her head cocked to the side. “That’s pretty much everywhere in Equestria. Is it different where you’re from?”
“Yeah, unless you live in some backwater place like New Hampshire, most houses where I’m from have at least--”
Crap! You’re talking normally to her! This isn’t supposed to be a normal conversation! You’re supposed to be freaking out right now!
You stop your sentence mid-way through, and even though you’re still stuck on how conflicted and scared you are about that kiss earlier, Flurry’s confused gaze makes her look like she’s moved past it already. How could she, though? It makes sense since at most she’d get a scolding from her dad, maybe get grounded for a couple days, but your life in Equestria would be over forever if anypony finds out about you!
‘It was just a stupid little girl with a silly crush,’ you think again. ‘It meant nothing. She was just acting out on a fantasy she read from a romance novel… But then… Why did I kiss her back?’
“Your bath is ready!”
You quickly flinch from the sound breaking you away from your thoughts, and looking down at Flurry Heart, she flinches too, all of the awkwardness from before coming back all at once. Why is this so weird? She’s taken hundreds of baths while you’ve been over before. She was in a bath when you came over yesterday! It’s not like the two of you are going to get in togeth--
“You go first,” she says adamantly. “Seriously. I don’t mind.”
“I can’t just let you catch a cold! I’m supposed to be taking care of you!”
“You’re shivering, though. Besides, it’s my fault you got all wet in the first place.”
“Come on. You said so yourself that I didn’t need to--”
“Erm, excuse me?” Suddenly, both you and Flurry look back towards the giant staircase to see the royal servant with an uncomfortable expression as she stares down at the two of you. “I don’t mean to be a bother, but the water will get cold if the two of you don’t get in there soon. Besides, aren’t you both freezing already?”
You shoot a quick glance at Flurry Heart, and her eyes are just as wide as yours. “H-hang on a second!” you say clumsily. “Are you saying that the bath is for both of us? At the same t-t-time?”
The servant tilts her head to the side. “Yes. Otherwise you’ll both get sick, and the Prince would never let me hear the end of it if I let that happen.”
Wouldn’t the Prince be just as horrified to find out that his daughter took a bath with her foal-sitter?!
“I would join the both of you to help wash the difficult to reach places,” the servant continues, “but I’m afraid that I also have to cook dinner for the evening. You’ll just have to help each other with that one. Now, come along. Chop chop.”
Without even second-guessing her decision, the servant makes her way down the bottom of the steps and leads the two of you up to the royal washroom. You glance over at Flurry Heart to communicate how awkward this whole situation is, but she doesn’t even bother looking in your direction, her cheeks burning a vivid red. You wonder if you look the same right about now, especially since before the both of you know it, you’re both surrounded by porcelain and marble tiles. If you weren’t sweating already, the steam emanating from the bathwater is doing a good job of helping out.
The two of you look towards each other, then look away with rosy cheeks. There’s no reason for you to be this nervous, right? If the royal servant says this is OK, then it must be fine. Besides, you’re two completely different species. You have nothing to worry about.
“I… guess we should get in, then,” Flurry says, avoiding eye contact as she makes her way towards the bathwater. You instinctively gulp. Despite how much you’ve been trying to calm yourself down, you’re still shaking a little as you try nodding in agreement.
“Yeah, j-just give me a second.”
As you reach your hand behind your neck to tug at your shirt, you briefly see Flurry Heart looking back at you before the fabric covers your field of vision. Then, once you feel your shirt skid off of your shoulders with the steam beginning to hit your bare chest, you pull the rest off completely to see that Flurry’s glance has turned into a focused stare. You can see her breathing more deeply, her eyes fixated on the curves of your chest and abdomen, but once your hands begin undoing the zipper of your pants, her eyes dart open as she turns around again, making her way into the bathtub.
Great. Now you feel more nervous than ever. At the same time, though, what exactly can you do? The servant was right when she said you could end up catching a cold if you don’t get into the bath quick, and with your hands finally pulling your jeans down your ankles, you step out of your pants, immediately shielding your manhood despite Flurry Heart looking the other way.
With the hardest part now out of the way, you slowly make your way into the bathtub, dipping your big toe into the bathtub before reflexively yanking it out of the near-boiling water. You can see Flurry starting to turn her head in curiosity before snapping it back to the wall in front of her. All you need to do is get your lower body into the water before the two of you can go back to normal. Then, thanks to all the steam surrounding you, she won’t be able to see your dick, and the two of you can go back to where you were before… which was still pretty awkward now that you think about it.
You can already imagine Cadence bursting into the room and shouting, “Hi, Anon! We’re home early! Why is your dick out in front of my daughter?” With that scary image racing through your mind, though, you finally bite the bullet and immerse yourself into the hot water, flinching from the initial heat exposure, but quickly allowing your body to acclimate to the temperature.
“Can I turn around now?”
“Hmm?” you mumble. “Oh, yeah! Go ahead.”
Flurry Heart then begins to turn her shoulders slowly, but once she sees your bare chest again, her eyes instinctively move downward. Then, once she realizes that she’s looking right at the hazy outline of your cock, she darts her face towards the ceiling, swallowing again while her cheeks sizzle louder than the bathwater. Right as soon as you thought things could go back to normal.
“Listen,” she says quietly, still looking up at the ceiling, “I’m really sorry about what happened out there. I guess I’ve just always wanted to do that, and since that was probably the only chance I’d ever get…”
“It’s cool,” you reply, swinging your hands behind your head like a pillow. “I mean, it’s probably not something you’ll wanna tell your parents, but it’s not like I didn’t enjoy it at all.”
Suddenly, her eyes look directly into yours, this time unwavering despite your bare chest in plain view. “Really?! You liked it?!”
You flinch. “It was… er… nice? Dang it, I really don’t know how to answer that one.”
“Well… maybe… you didn’t really have enough time to process it the first time. It did come out of nowhere, after all.” You nod your head in agreement, but as soon as you interpret her words more thoroughly, your entire body jerks in surprise. Then, with her eyes trailing off again, she quietly mumbles, “So… would it be OK if we did it again?”
‘Hi, Anon! We’re home early! Why is my daughter’s tongue in your throat?’
The answer is no! It shouldn’t be hard to tell her no! There really isn’t any doubt in your mind which answer is the logical choice. Just tell her that it wouldn’t be a good idea! You wouldn’t even need to lie to her! Literally, all you have to do is explain that this isn’t something that a foalsitter should be doing with a ten year old girl!
But for some reason, you can’t. Even though you know which choice is better, you can’t deny the feeling you had in your chest when her mouth first made contact with yours. You can practically still feel the way her lips traced against yours, her mane grazing against your neck as the raindrops slid from her nose to your chin. As much as you want to deny it, you miss the feeling of her hooves wrapped around you, pulling the two of you together like nothing could ever separate you.
You can see Flurry Heart’s hesitant smile begin to turn into a fearful grimace. You have to say something quick, but what do you even say to her?
“I guess since…” Now your eyes drop, although you can still see Flurry’s looking back up at you through your peripheral vision. “...since we already did it once, I guess there’s no harm in doing it one more time. Just one more, though! OK?”
Finally, you see her smile for the first time since you picked her up from Sunburst’s place. You’re still shaking on the inside, terrified of the consequences of actively allowing a second kiss. Even though you may have enjoyed the first one, you at least have the excuse that she did it without asking. This time, though, you’re openly inviting her to do it again. By the same token, though, when you see her adorable dimples as she gives you her youthful, feminine smile, all the questions in your mind disappear, replaced instead by a warmth in your chest.
“OK.”
Flurry Heart slowly approaches forward, which you mirror hesitantly. Even with your mind made up, it’s still nerve-wracking to actually follow through with your decision, even when Flurry is doing half of the work for you. Once the two of you are close enough, you reach out your hand and brush Flurry’s mane out of her face, resting it against her burning cheek as you lead her face towards yours. You can see her gulp just before your eyelids begin to close, and once your eyes shut completely, everything around you disappears, in more ways than one.
The next thing you know, the two of you are pressing your lips together, your hand running through her mane as her hooves explore your bare shoulders. At first, everything is soft, her small, delicate mouth closing together onto your top lip, breathing shakily as she desperately tries to impress you. Then, as the two of you gradually get more confidence, you pull her closer to your chest, holding the small of her back as one of her hooves travels down the center of your pecs. She can’t seem to hold still, trying to grab onto your entire torso from your waist to your shoulders until she finally latches onto both sides of your jaw, holding on like she’ll never let go. You, meanwhile, place your hand delicately underneath her chin while the other keeps her firmly pressed against you, as if you’d never let anything happen to her, so long as she’s in your arms.
Finally, though, out of necessity for air, your lips losing their energy, or some other factor that you can’t seem to put your finger on, the kiss breaks, and the two of you are left looking deeply into each other’s eyes. Flurry Heart chuckles quietly for a moment, but she’s soon biting down onto her lower lip, staring into your pupils while her hooves remain wrapped around your neck. Neither of you know what to say, but you can tell you’re both thinking the same thing. Is this where it ends? Is this as far as you go?
“I…” Flurry Heart says after a gulp. “I uh… Th-thank you.”
You giggle softly. “What for?”
The filly in front of you waits for several seconds, shaking her head until a small tear falls down her cheek. “For making my dream come true.”
Suddenly, your heart breaks. At this point, the consequences no longer matter. The only thing that matters anymore is making this filly the happiest girl to ever live, and before you even realize what you’re doing, your lips come together once more, pressing down against her cheek to softly kiss her tears away.
The filly pulls her face away with a giggle, laughing into her hooves as she looks at you with the biggest smile ever. Then, after a few moments of just looking into each other’s eyes some more, the two of you return to your kiss, mouths moving at an even fiercer voracity than before. Your hands grip onto the lip of the tub while Flurry Heart runs her hooves through your hair, pressing her torso into your bare naked chest. You know that you won’t be able to keep your hormones to yourself at this rate, but regardless as to what ends up happening in the end, you know that right now, you can’t go another second without slipping your tongue into Flurry Heart’s mouth.
Her hooves jump at first, her smooth caresses through your hair going frozen as soon as you surprise her with the extra affection, making you wonder if you went too far too soon. After the initial shock disappears, however, she hesitantly tries massaging your own tongue with hers, running the tip of hers along the sides of yours as you push deeper into her mouth. She’s a little slow picking up on the art of making out, but every once in a while, whenever your tongue flicks against hers in just the right way, you can hear little squeaks escaping her chest. Sweet Celestia, when did this girl get so cute?
“Bwaaaah!” she says, pulling away and gasping for air. “How do ponies breathe doing that?!”
You chuckle quietly. “Did you wanna stop?”
“Maybe for a minute.”
As Flurry Heart leans back and allows herself to float backwards in the tub water, you discreetly put your hands on your lap, hiding your surprise stick as well as you can. You’re actually a little surprised that she wants to stop, but at least this way she won’t feel your boner poking at her leg. Again, you feel your head going through mental gymnastics, debating whether or not to go any further until your thoughts are quieted once again by Flurry Heart’s soothing voice.
“You know, I like kissing you, but it’s also kinda weird…”
You lift your head in surprise. “Weird how? Did I make any weird noises, or…?”
The filly giggles femininely. “No, I’m pretty sure that was me. I don’t know, though. I mean, I guess I’ve just never felt anything like that before, even though I’ve practiced like a hundred times by now with Mr. Bearington.”
“Wait, isn’t that the name of your stuffed--”
“Nope! Uhhh, anyway, I guess it’s just weird since this is all so new to me. Maybe I just don’t know what I’m doing yet…”
As soon as the words come out of her mouth, your boner disappears, as well as the smile that you had on your face. Of course she has no idea what she’s doing. She’s still a little girl, and you’re taking advantage of her! What, you think that just because she has a crush on you, you’re allowed to just use her like a toy, like Mr. Bearington? You try to get that image out of your head really quick, but the guilt burning up in your chest still remains as lucid and painful as ever.
“Yeah…” you say, turning your face away. “I guess you’re right.”
“So… will you teach me?”
Suddenly, your neck practically breaks from the whiplash of turning to face her again. She looks nervous, and you can tell that it’s taking a lot of courage for her to be asking you that right now. Still, though, right after you had the epiphany that maybe you should just keep your dick in your metaphorical pants, are you just going to change your mind and pretend it never happened?
You scratch the back of your neck, trying to make eye contact, but looking down bashfully out of pure reflex. “Listen, Flurry… I’m not so sure if I should be teaching you this kinda stuff.”
“Pleeeeeease?” You try once again to look her in the eye, and this time, she’s maybe an inch away from your face, holding her hooves together while pleading imperatively. “I know I may not be very good right now, but I promise I’ll try my hardest!”
Crap. She’s doing it again. She’s making you change your mind, even though you specifically promised yourself that you’d stop! How can you say no to a face like that, though? By just saying it, you doofus! Yes, admittedly, you might be sorta, kinda, possibly falling in love with her. That doesn’t mean this is OK!
You gulp as she approaches even closer, her lips practically touching yours.
“I… Uhh… Can’t… Umm…”
“Dinner’s ready! Dry off, you two!”
Saved by the servant!
“Wow! Would you look at that? Dinner time already? I’m starving. Are you starving? Let’s go!”
Then, you make the single dumbest decision of your entire life.
In your race to get out of this situation as quick as you can, you immediately stand up from the bathwater, completely forgetting how butt naked you are and giving Flurry Heart an eyeful of your erection at practically full mass. Her eyes go wide with her cheeks turning a bright crimson, and even though the two of you know that you should probably turn away, you both somehow remain frozen in time. Both of your mouths open in shock, but neither of you can find a way for words to come out for at least twenty seconds.
“C-c-c-cover your eyes!!”
“Eep! I’m penis! I mean--I’m sorry!”
“How the hell did you mix up the words ‘sorry’ and ‘penis’?!”
“It’s not like I meant to!”
Flurry Heart quickly covers her eyes with her hoof as you rush out of the bathtub, picking up a nearby towel and wrapping it around your waist before you can scar her any further. “I’ll get changed over here! Why don’t you get dried off over there?”
“G-got it!”
The alicorn filly then tries to pull herself out of the bathtub while simultaneously covering her eyes, but as soon as she’s halfway out of the tub, she slips and lands face first into the ground. Great. Just imagine how this would look if her parents came home to find their daughter with a concussion after she tried shielding her eyes from your dick. Thankfully, your boner is as good as gone by this point, which makes it easier to dry off as fast as you can.
‘That’s it,’ you think to yourself. ‘Once dinner is finished, you’re going back to being her foalsitter! This has gone on long enough!’
Author's Note
Porn officially begins in the next and final chapter.
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