Derpy's Muffintastic Muffin Adventure

"Come on Rainbow Dash!" Derpy, who was in a full gallop by now, knew she was close to the golden muffin. "I- *pant* I'm trying but come on we have been flying non-stop for HOURS!" Rainbow Dash who was usually on the top of her game was actually sweating because she hadn't eaten that day except for the muffin with Derpy which was almost twelve hours ago. "Derpy its getting late! Don't you think our friends are worried sick!" Rainbow Dash tried to be as convincing as possible but Derpy was to determined. "Rainbow Dash, come on we HAVE to find it!" Derpy said in a whining tone. Rainbow Dash dug up all the courage she could. "Fine. Then I guess this MUFFIN in my bag will just be dropped on the floor in Ponyville." Rainbow Dash said with a somewhat happy grin on her face for being so clever. Derpy immediately turned with watery eyes. Rainbow Dash let out an irritated groan as she tossed the muffin to Derpy. "Lets just get this over with." Rainbow Dash said.

"Rainbow Dash!?" Twilight and her friends had followed the sweet scent of muffins looking for where Rainbow and Derpy had gone. "I-I don't know about this Twilight, It's r-really scary in here." Flutter Shy let out a small squeak after finishing her sentence. "Don't worry Flutter Shy. I can promise you that everything will be A-Okay." Twilight replied. Rarity piped in "Ugh, speak for yourself darling it is simply dreadful in here. I mean look at all this mud! I cannot even begin to imagine how long I will have to bathe i order to get clean. And look at all these nasty looking trees, and then there is the dirt here-" "Rarity." Twilight stopped her babbling friend with a glare and looked at Flutter Shy who was now frozen at what she saw before them. "Oh. My. Gosh." Twilight was dumbfounded by the sheer impossibility of this alone. Standing before them was an area full of muffins. "What, but how." Twilight had a million thoughts going through her at once. How is this possible. Now that she took a closer look at them she saw that they were growing like plants. No one had ever ventured out this far in the Everfree but she wondered why not. Ponies were scared but she never imagined no pony had ever ventured out.

Rainbow Dash was floating a few inches above ground horrified at what stood before her, an entire land of muffins, but that is not what horrified her. It was Derpy, she didn't know that a pony could eat that many muffins at once. "Huh, Rainbow Dash!!! your OK!" Twilight galloped towards her friend, but Rainbow was motionless.

As Derpy ate muffin after muffin her friends asked her what she was doing. "Well, after I read the book about the golden muffin, I found a map. Only problem was, I didn't know where it was. When I thought for a long time I remembered one day when I first got paid on my new mailmare job, the pay was so good I went for a bite to eat at the fancy muffin place, She` Muffin. I ate a lot, so I went out for a midnight flight. I flew really far to a place where it was sunny and full of muffins. I thought I was hallucinating so I just flew back home to rest. And on the map it tells you to start at a place where it is always sunny!" Everyone was mesmerized at Derpy's tale. "OK... Let's get a move on then." Twilight said as they all followed Derpy.