Author's Note

There are no words; don't believe in the lies Fimfiction tells you! In fact, there are only 2 characters, which you can plainly see. I would be impressed if someone could do it with fewer.

This took an embarrassingly long time to write and I even got editing help from Bugsydor (thanks!) to make it the best story it can be.

Now with a thoughtful review from hawthornbunny.