Havoc meet's the royal family (MS)

by Kulbit Havoc

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 713

If you've ever had trouble impressing you're girlfriend or boyfriends family. You'll get this fic

When the canterlot royal family come's to the castle to meet Luna and Havoc, Havoc has a chance to try to impress the king (Luna's father). What can go wrong…….Do I have to tell ya.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-24 15:46:27 UTC

Rough night, Rough morning wake up.

author's note

This is a Main Story (MS) fic, This is the third step in Havoc's adventure, I've also found a worrying lack of battle for Equestria fic's on my account, I think I'm turning into a peace loving pig, NOOOOO!!!!!!! I'm turning into a hippie!!.

But with out more delay we shall start.

It was about 11:30pm at the canterlot royal castle.

"Havoc are thou ready yet?" said Luna reading a book. "All most" said Havoc flushing the toilet, "so is tomorrow!!" Luna shouted. *Havoc walking out the toilet door* "Well I have been holding that in through  out the heart's warming eve play" Havoc said jumping on to the bed. "They had toilet's just down the hall" Luna said with a smerk on her face. "Well I did'nt want to miss a moment of the play" replied Havoc turning off the lamp next to him. "Well good night Havoc" Luna said giving Havoc a kiss on the cheek.

(In Havoc's dream land now)

"Well hello are thou my daughters boyfriend" said a black alicorn putting his hoof out to shake Havoc's hoof "Yes I am sir" Havoc replied back putting his hoof out to shake hoove's with the king, "NOW DIE FOR IT!!!" the black alicorn said hitting Havoc in the chest with a beam of magic.

(Nowww.....back to reality)

"MWASHIT!!!!" shouted Havoc who is now wetting the bed, "Havoc what is i... Have thou wet the bed!?" Luna said looking down at the wet patch near Havoc's crouch, "Well I hope it's sweat" Havoc replied with sweat pouring off his brow, "Well what caused this?" Luna said looking at Havoc, "I had a dream about meeting you're parent's" Havoc said getting out the bed to go toilet. "Why are thou going to the toilet?" Luna said also getting out the bed to change the sheet's. "Im going to empty my gut" said Havoc shutting the toilet door.

(Well they went back to sleep at 2:17am)

Luna wake's up with her sister screaming in her ear. "What do you want sis!?!?" Luna shouted at Celestia. "Errm...Luna...Urrm..Mum and dad are here" Celestia said to Luna with worry in her eye's "What they are here.... Inside the castle?" Luna said getting more worried. "Yes..... they are down in the common room" Celestia replied getting out Luna's dress. "Sis what are you doing?" Luna said getting out of her bed. "I've to make you look presentable in front of mother and father" Celestia said putting Luna's dress on. "Sister!!...Please...I've got to wake Havoc up and tell him about mother and father" Luna said moving away from Celestia.

"So...should I do anything to help?" Celestia said with a confused look. "You need to leave..Because Havoc is not going to react well to this" Luna said troting over to Havoc's side of the bed. "Okay then I'll leave you to it" Celestia said walking out Luna's chamber door. Luna take's a look at Havoc while he sleep's. *Shaking Havoc gently*

"Havoc my parents are here" Luna said getting ready for the wrath that's about to happen. "That's good...... *Havoc's eye's open really fast* Holy shit!!.... Are they here!?!?!?" Havoc shouted in terror. "They are down in the common room" Luna said putting her hoof on Havoc's shoulder. "I've got to leave....Now!!" said Havoc running toward the chamber window. "Stop!!....Havoc!!....Just stop!!....My mother and father are nice people!!" Luna said dragging Havoc to the floor in a head-lock. "Luna let go your...Your strangling me" Havoc said gasping for air. "Im not letting you go untill you carm down" Luna said with a tight lock around Havoc neck. "Okay I'm carming down" Havoc said stuggling to get out of Luna's tight lock. "You're not carming down.....You're are still struggling!!" Luna said increasing the tight lock around Havoc's neck.

*Havoc stop's moving while Luna lossen's the lock she has around Havoc's neck*

"So Havoc, are you carm now!?" Luna said standing over Havoc. "No!!" Havoc run's full speed toward the chamber window. Luna role's her eye's as she does a spell to stop Havoc escaping. *Havoc crash'es in to a invisible wall*. "Well Havoc you're not leaving!" Luna said walking over to Havoc. "Let my nightmare begin then" Havoc said in a dazed state.