Author's Note

My typing fingers are quicker than my will to fall asleep, and so, I've made this one early. Hope you like it, Jimmy is just so fun to wrote and impersonate.

Equestrian Sweethearts: Auto Club and ISM

"Ah yes, welcome back. My name is Jimmy Spencer and welcome to this episode of Equestrian Sweethearts. Today, I have a couple bones to pick and a new award to show you all. But, I'm getting ahead of myself. First Auto Club."

"By far one of the greatest finished at California I've seen in some time. A cigar for Neon Shock, the crew chief of the #24 car. Good call, putting Viral in position to take one for Hendrick and Chevy. As for Pheonix, solid performance by the #4 team. Expected, but not unwelcome to see such an underrated driver come out on top. Now, enough with positivity. I know why you are all here. Let's head back to California, where one Rainbow Dash appears to still be suffering the effects of Vickernism. Here in stage one, simply loses the car in the corner. And, her mistake caused a teammate to crash as well. Luckily both cars made it out in one piece and the two teammates made it up after."

"Yeah car is way too (Expletive) loose. Extend my apologies to the #20. That was all me."

"Accepted."

"Oh, how sweet. Hey girls, I have this little gift for you two. It's my new award, a friendship bracelet. Always keep a positive attitude on the track around other drivers. Something our radio sweetheart of the week could learn from. Ah yes, Lightning Dust. Can't stand being slow can ya?"

"What the (Expletive) What does she have nitrous now?"

"This isn't a family gathering scatterbrain move over! I'm two laps ahead of you!"

"Hey sweetie, be a nice little daughter and move out the damn way when your mother tells you too!"

"Fastest Toyota on track right now."
"No (Expletive). What made you think that? I'm the only one inside the top ten."

Wow, I guess it's true. Pegasi are indeed very passionate about competition. But hey, if you thought I was done with Rainbow Dash.. oh you are sadly mistaken. Pheonix, on lap two. See that gap there? Between the #11 and #24? Well, she sure did and that lead to a third of the field wiping out. Hey, let's hear what another Toyota driver had to say, Spitfire to be precise.

"And for the third week in a row, "Crash" has lived up to he nickname."

"*sniff* You see this? It's a towel rack. I have this because I'm just getting started. *sneeze* Rainbow, you heard it from the captain herself. Your nickname is literally Crash! Hey, I have a new idea for a mentor for you. How about Steven Wallace, or maybe Brian Scott! You might learn a thing or two from them about making a proper wreck. *sniff*"

"No, I have to move on. Next up, the pony you all knew was coming. It's the #88! Back to Auto Club. Here you can see the accident between her and the #40. Just that, an accident. But she ceratinly didnt see it that way. She even berated Kurt Busch!"

"It really doesn't surprise me with him learning from one of the dirtiest racers in this sports history."

"*sobbing* Starlight, that's my job you little rascal! But here, a consolation prize. It's a straight jacket. No it's not about your history of cults, but I will say that you must be crazy to do the following. Assume the wreck was purposeful, blaming a driver that had nothing to do with it, wrecking the leader the following race, and all of that while doing jack to preserve your image. Not even Junior Nation likes you!"

"*sneeze* Oh I'm gonna save this one for the best, it's a special towel. It's has the #1 on it. Kurt! You blew your lid over a race you weren't even a part of! *sniff* I really wanted to give you a Radio Sweetheart but that's too easy. Instead, let's give it to Viral Velocity. Because if there is one thing that is for certain, the Toyota's are always gonna screw something up."

"Why is it always the (Expletive) Toyota's?"

I've been Jimmy Spencer, thanks for stopping by. Now if you'll excuse me I need to clean up all these towels for next time on Equestrian Sweethearts.