NASCAR: The Equestrian Cup

by RDgamer321

Best of Radioactive: Texas

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Author's Note

Sorry about the wait on this, was working on some other things at the time. Enjoy the chaos, there will be a lot of radio chatter without the drivers during the Red Flag portion early on.


Best of Radioactive: Texas

2 Rarity

Pre-Race

"Looking Good on the front row today. Let's have another good race, give Brad and Roger a good show."

"Hm, it will be my pleasure."


88 Starlight Glimmer

Pre-Race

"No, pressure. We have a fast car here. We can be aggressive but don't push too hard."

"Alright, let's give Jr. Nation something to cheer for."

"Loud and clear (Starlight) Glimmer. Green flag this time by."


19 Spitfire

Lap 2

"#24 low, your clear behind her. Dean closing fast, coming...gonna give you a shove. One in the grass off four, in front. Keep it straight, still inside. Caution, caution back it down.

"What happened there?"

"Seemed like the #18 got a bit overzealous."

"Crash is starting the fireworks early it seems."


24 Viral Velocity

Lap 12

"Clear half back if you want it, double wide behind #19 and #48...Watch it! Down down down! Wooooh. Good one."

"What the (Expletive)?! That looked bad, (Expletive). What is wrong with ponies today this isn't a (Expletive) derby!"

"Red flag V, your P2 with the #22. See you in a moment, it's gonna be some time before they clean up this mess."


9 Pinkie Pie

Lap 12

"Clear, #20 is half back in line with you. Wrecking up front! Low, low, stay down. Clear, no one around you. Caution's out."

"Woah that was a doozy, hope those two are ok."


48 Twilight Sparkle

Lap 12 (Red Flag)

"And here she comes..."

"I need to go talk to her."

"Twi, if you get involved there's that much more of a chance you'll get caught in the fire. Just let 'em sort those two out. You'll have the chance after it's all through."


40 Akula

Lap 12 (Red Flag)

"Dash just skipped on the ambulance ride. You might want to keep an eye out on pit lane."

"I wouldn't be surprised if she got into it. Kyle has a history of doing the same."

"Both of you kind of get into confrontations all the time."

"I have come to expect this from Dash, but from what V shared with me about Kyle this is going to get ugly quick."


"20 minutes of red flag and we are back under green!"

14 Lyra Heartstrings

Lap 15 (Restart)

"I just about got (Expletive) blasted on that. Seriously who the (Expletive) was that?!"


24 Viral Velocity

Lap 19

"Who stuck a (Expletive) brick in my tires?! Way too tight, no bite off the corner.""


12 Sweetie Belle

Lap 23

"I'm riding on ice here guys, every time I come off 4 it wants to hug the wall. I can only hold this for so long."


3 Oscura Galaxia

Lap 36

"Green, inside....clear if you want it. Alright get after it."

"That stallion won't be in front for very long."


95 Danger Dean

Lap 52

"#3 is closing, two tenths per lap. #24 is closing in the #42."

"Well (Expletive). She really wants me. I mean if she wants to burn her tires trying to catch me let her, it makes it that much more satisfying when I beat her."


24 Viral Velocity

Lap 54

"Thank Celestia I can (Expletive) turn!"

"You should be thanking me for busting that brick in your tires. I know how much you like your wedge adjustments."


20 Fluttershy

Lap 63

"#48 down low, #40 taking a look inside her. Three! three wide, just low now. Watch the #40 coming up."

"Oh, I'm a bit surprised. I was worried he was going to hit the wall much harder and I would have needed to hit my brakes."


40 Akula

Lap 63

"You are a (Expletive) madman! Hell Yeah!"

"I think I hit the wall a bit."

"Rubbing is racing here mate. I don't think it will bother you much."


3 Oscura Galaxia

Lap 90

"We got a right front down guys, right front. No damage as of yet."

"*Incoherent Screaming*....I hate the (Expletive) stallion!"


10 Octavia Melody

Lap 91

"Three wide, three....hold onto it. Good save dear, good save. Watch the #3 on the bottom."


9 Pinkie Pie

Lap 91

"...#10 up top, check up! check up! #3 on your bottom. Still up high..."


8 Bloothy

Lap 91

"Room up high if you want it, three wide #48 and #40, watch the #3...tight tight. We caught the wall a bit guys, caution's out."

"Wait were we three wide or four wide?"

"four wide, there was contact on the bottom."


6 Scootaloo

Lap 91

"Bunching up in front of you here, still middle of three. Watch the #3, back it....we're in hard guys. Front's destroyed. You alright kid."

"All good. I'll be fine."


19 Spitfire

Lap 93 (Under Caution)

"Steering is a little stiffer than usual, but I thin I can manage it."

"Right rear looks good from here too, No need to push too hard just finish strong."


95 Danger Dean

Lap 139

"3...2...1...Go....gas it, gas it Dean! You've got 40 laps make 'em count."


24 Viral Velocity

Lap 142

"Dean took no tires on his last stop, he has a thirty second gap."

"Do you think we can catch him?"

"If you get on with it!"


9 Pinkie Pie

Lap 165 (Finish)

"Coming to now, P5. Top five today, good driving today."

"And a good day of work from all of you. I see why Chase thinks so highly of his crew."


95 Danger Dean

Lap 165 (Finish)

"So Close, I was so (Expletive) close!"

"We can work with P3 Dean, you've been a great driver all year."


40 Akula

Lap 165 (Finish)

"Another top ten, I'm happy with that."

"Good run, made some great moves out there today. You'll get that dub in no time."

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