Author's Note

I'm treating you guys with both the Radioactive and Mr. E today to hopefully make up for lost time. I went the extra length for this one, so I hope you all like it.

Equestrian Sweethearts: Texas and Bristol

As his newest segment started, Jimmy Spencer was not in view, but shortly after the camera turned on he came into view carrying in a FedEx box. He set it down at the table in front of him before addressing the audience.

"Welcome back, It's me Mr. Excitement Jimmy Spencer. I was just picking up this package, look..." He turned the package over. "It has the #18 on it."

Mr. E proceeded to open said package, fishing out several snacks such as Skittles, M&M's, Snicker's and energy drinks. As he finished, he found what he really wanted. A new cigar lighter. He promptly used it on a fresh one, but did not smoke it, instead continuing the show.

"Now, what to do with these." He pondered, before coming up with a fitting idea. He put them back in the FedEx box, dumped Shell Pennzoil all over the contents, lit everything on fire with his new cigar lighter, and tossed the flaming box of candy into a nearby dumpster.

"Right, now that the Texas race has been taken care of, I still have more to say. I do love a good fist fight here in NASCAR, but what I love to talk about even more is those sweethearts on the radio. Hey, let's listen in."

"*Incoherent Screaming*....I hate the (Expletive) stallion!"

After the brief cut to Oscura's infamous Texas radio, it cut back to Jimmy whose mouth had promptly fallen agape, eyes wide, and his hand slowly raised a bar of soap before the Radioactive continued.

"Wait were we three wide or four wide?"

"Here, take this pair of glasses. It might help you find out. and finally let's discuss what happened during the early red flag. Hey Dash, I can relate to what happened. I also got suspended for a race for punching a fellow driver, it was my good friend Kurt Busch. The difference was that the fans actually were on my side, we just found your attempt funny."

Jimmy took a moment to pull out the towels for the inevitable moment.

"Now, let's discus Bristol cause that was a very good race. Sadly for the #42, it did not go so well in the end. *sniffle* damnit Twilight, does tire management mean nothing to you? Didn't you say four tires always are faster than two? Then why didn't you put on four tires? *whimper*."

"It's drivable...but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna beat her (Expletive)."

"Watch out Twilight, she's gonna beat your a**. But she's not the only pony who got upset, and that's ignoring the drama act performed by the #3 car. Listen to what Lightning Dust had to say about her car during the race.

"Boat, boat, I'm just out on the ocean driving a (Expletive) boat!"

"*sniff* a boat! ohoho, Lightning...I'm gonna let you in a little secret about stock cars. They're heavy! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to attempt to put Oscura in this straight jacket so I can better understand how Vickernism infects the Equestrian's. Hopefully I can find a cure. Until then, I'll be back for Richmond and the absolute train wreck that Talladega may become.