NASCAR: The Equestrian Cup

by RDgamer321

Equestrian Sweethearts: Daytona and Las Vegas

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Author's Note

Props to Sandstorm94 for giving me the idea to make this set of bonus chapters. Based on a show hosted by Jimmy Spencer between 2010 and 2012, Equestrian Sweethearts takes a look back and finds the best and worst of the drivers and gives them awards based in their actions. These bonus episodes will be every two races and will recap events that happened in those races.


Equestrian Sweethearts: Daytona and Las Vegas

"...and Steve we have something returning this year. Jimmy Spnecer is with us. Jimmy, what brings you here today?"

"Well, I'd ike to make an announcement. I like these new drivers in the Equestrian Cup so much that I'm gonna give them their own little talk show. Equestrian Sweerhearts, based on my old show on SPEED. It will be biweekly, and we shall take a look at the goods and bads of the races"

"Well Mr. E, anything for us today?"

"Yes, Daytona and Vegas. Lets start with Daytona. First, a cigar for Rainbow Dash and the #18 team who made a good call early and dominated the later portion of the race. Hats off to them. Also, one for the #40 team. If you can take a mid pack car driven by someone from another country and bring home a top five with lessons from Kurt Busch and not get angry you have surprised me.

"Quite a few positives for Daytona Jimmy, anything else?"

"Sorry, we are done with positive feedback. Lets start with the #11. Good work taking care of the trash on lap 5. But that's where her good luck ends. The #24, her daughter, leading the race, and she turns the poor Pegasus around. Not only that, but she comes back up the race track and collects the #47! Lightning's brother! Sunset in the #42? She summed it up perfectly.

"Are we running a race or playing family fued?"

"But hold on, it gets worse! Coming to the finish, karma strikes and she gets turned by the #19 and flips. She finished outside the top fifteen. Lightning Dust, here's a pair of glasses. One, for not seeing you own daughter getting collected by your brother. Two, for not getting to see your teammates finish without you."

"Anything else for Daytona Mr. E?"

"Well. This is called Equestria Sweethearts. Lets take a look at my Radio Sweetheart of the week. The #48, for her comment coming to the finish."

"She has officially lost her (Expletive) mind!"

"Sparkle, dear. That's your teammate! I know she can drive you up the wall, but don't say that to her, she doesn't understand."

"Ok, anything for Vegas Jimmy?"

"Absolutely, first cigars for everyone on the #6 team. Except for Scootaloo, she isn't old enough, but great job by that team putting themselves in position. However, what happened to the #2? Pitting at the end of stage two and the team loses the Jack! How?! More so, the problems continue for the #11. Speeding on pit road. Lightning, seriously, stop giving me reasons to give you these glasses. But, she isn't worst Toyota of the day no. That honor goes to the Daytona winner Rainbow Dash, who gets the Radio Sweetheart of the week, the bar of soap award, and... *sniff* the crying towel."

"(Expletive) Egghead has a better car than us? What a (Expletive) joke!"

"*sniff* that's not all! I think we have our first confirmed case of a pony getting Vickernism. Look here on the restart. She dives too far into the corner and clips her teammate. Several laps later Spitfire is in the wall! That's not all! Then, coming to the last lap she drives it too hard under the #22 and wrecks her and herself. The reason i know its Vickernism is because of the chat she and the #22 had after the race. It's a textbook case!"

"Alright Jimmy thanks for being here today, perhaps we'll see you next week."

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