11 Lightning Dust

Pre-Race

"Kind of crowded up here with all these Chevy's. No help, nothing."

"Fight through it, we got a strong car. Everyone's running your setup today so show 'em how it's done"

42 Sunset Shimmer

Pre-Race

"Sunny southern California, stiff competition today. #40 is looking strong today so let's try to keep up."

"High line all day."

9 Pinkie Pie

Pre-Race

"Twilight about had a breakdown on national TV."

"I wouldn't put it past her, classic Twilighting."

40 Akula

Lap 4

"Clear way back, #11 and #48 are fighting for real estate. Go get after it."

"On it, car is running perfect today."

18 Rainbow Dash

Lap 7

"Still three, you're top of three... easy, hold the brake... Nothing else is gonna hit ya. Get it rolling caution's out. We spun off of turn two. Nothing serious, check the left side when you bring it around."

"Yeah, car is way to
(Expletive) loose. Extend my apologies to the #20, that was all me."

20 Fluttershy

Lap 7

"Bottom of three, #14 right on your outside. Spinning up top, back it down down down. We're in it. Gather it up, whatcha got?"

"Nothing bad, might have flat spotted the tires. Sorry."

"It could have been worse, good job. Dash wants to apologize."

"Accepted."

19 Spitfire

Lap 7 (Under Caution)

"#18 and #20 are rolling again. Sounds like they kissed and made up."

"Dean isn't gonna like Fluttershy trying to steal his girl."

40 Akula

Lap 25

"And that my Changeling friend is how you with a stage."

"Kurt, I'm just getting started."

"Well, keep (Expletive) going then."

88 Starlight Glimmer

Lap 27

"Still inside, way on the bottom. Coming up to your door... are you serious? Hold the brake, hold the... We're wrecked. #40 just sent us on the backstretch."

"...Im gonna give him a piece of my..."

"You Alright?"

"She already climbed out."

"Make sure she doesn't do anything stupid."

40 Akula

Lap 27

"#88 to the outside. #88 outside. Coming to her door...#88 is wrecking! Dig, dig, dig! ...Clear, caution's out,"

"That (Expletive) got what she deserves, blocking me off."

"Is the car okay?"

"Yeah. Car's perfect! Just had a tangle with somepony I don't like."

"No damage visible from up here. Stay out."

1 Trixie Lulamoon

Lap 28 (Under Caution)

"Oh, she's definitely looking for him."

"Starlight doesn't normally back down from anything."

22 Applejack

Lap 28 (Under Caution)

"Ah reckon this ain't gonna be pretty."

18 Rainbow Dash

Lap 28 (Under Caution)

"Watch your lane here, I think the #88 might be looking a little bit of him."

"That's not gonna be a pretty sight."

24 Viral Velocity

Lap 28 (Under Caution)

"...She backed off."

"That's probably the best outcome we could have had. Knowing those two, it isn't over yet."

48 Twilight Sparkle

Lap 30

"Green, green. Outside, your bottom of three. Clear all the way up top."

"Alright, smooth sailing. I got this."

18 Rainbow Dash

Lap 36

"I'm starting to see why Kyle hates these (Expletive) cars this year. Got no (Expletive) grip, tracks a (Expletive), and I'm getting my flank run over by every pony behind me."

37 Vapor Trail

Lap 44

"I've been flirting with the wall for a few laps now. Might end up kissing it if I'm not careful. Tight on exits."

48 Twilight Sparkle

Lap 50

"And... stage winner #48 car."

"Alright, rack 'em up and bring it home."

"Now you're speaking my language."

11 Lightning Dust

Lap 65

"Outside, outside. Still on your corner."

"Alright, I'll get her in three."

24 Viral Velocity

Lap 65

"Low, coming up.... Still there."

"Yeah, run me up into the wall why don't ya. Fine, have it. Don't think I'm gonna let ya run away with it."

40 Akula

Lap 76

"Watch for cars pitting this time by, a lot of back markers are short pitting."

"Copy, gap on the #11?"

"Four Seconds."

"#24 is coming down this time by as well."

24 Viral Velocity

Lap 76

"Loosing grip in the right sides. I think I'm gonna come in soon."

"A lot of the back markers coming in for four. Pit this time, we'll get four on ya and get you back out there."

42 Sunset Shimmer

Lap 85

"What the (Expletive)?! That was terrifying."

"You alright?"

"Yeah fine, but I can see out the entire left side of the car. I'm getting out."

2 Rarity

Lap 91

"Inside, middle of three. #14 coming inside as well."

"Ooh, I can't catch a break!"

11 Lightning Dust

Lap 95

"Coming outside, three. Middle of three. Clear high, still inside."

"The (Expletive)? What does she have nitrous now?"

40 Akula

Lap 98

"Right on ya, don't give her what she wants. She isn't gonna sit behind ya."

"Tell me something I don't know."

"#11 and #48 closing, 3 lengths back."

24 Viral Velocity

Final Lap

"Come on, come on. Inside, get there... I think we got it!"

"On the camera. #24, then #40."

"(Expletive) Yeah we got it!"

"Yes! YES! That's how it's done boys and girls. California baby! Heck of a call Neon."

"Am I ever wrong?"