Go Fuck Yourself

by PleaseDoNotDeleteMe

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Queen Chrysalis, Random, Alternate Universe, Anthro, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Princess Cadance, Fetish, Romance
Length: 3525

Crysalis tries to seduce Shining Armor and gets caught by Cadance, however she is not immediately banished?

During a slow day the Queen of the Changlings manages to slip through the Crystal Empires defenses and disguise her self as Cadence hoping to seduce Shinning Armor and feed on his love, however Cadance discovers her. She fears banishment yet again but the Crystal princess has other plans...

Cover didn’t inspire this story, but I figured it was pretty good.

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CONTAINS: anthros, lesbians, Chrysalis X Cadance, and selfcest

This was inspired by the comic: The Hot Room 3 by: Dekomaru WARNING: NSFW

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August 6th 2020 Got featured! Thank you everyone!

Published 2020-08-06 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-08-06 00:00:00 UTC

Wait... I’m not under arrest?

It was a slow day in the Crystal Empire, most ponies where home, the streets baron of life, most shops closed, the palace had even sent home most of its guards to save bits. The streets where sparse, the sun was high, the guards very tired.

The perfect opportunity for the Queen of the Changlings to plan an infiltration. The Crystal Empire was a beacon of love. Ever since it’s reappearance Crysalis had felt the intense love of the Heart acting as a beacon, however she was wise enough to realize that beacon was really a bug zapper. If she launched a direct assault her forces would be annihilated, she needed to be subtle. Luckily subtlety was something she excelled at. After a few weeks working... unsavory jobs, she managed to save up enough bits to secure safe passage to the recently returned empire. She was running low on energy, but was very carefully.

Sneaking past the dim witted guards as one of their own wasn’t hard, soon she reached the royal bed chamber. Empty. Good now came the tricky part. She undid the buckles of the guard pony armor, her skin shifted from one disguise to another a flare of green light surrounding her, bones cracked as her height increased, for a breef moment her skin was its true shade of black before quickly turning a lovely shade of light pink, her flat dull muzzle sharpened into a point eyes softening becoming more attractive, and her mane went from a buzz cut to long and flowing with various hues, soon she took on the familiar visage of the Crystal Princess, Cadance. Sliding onto the royal bed, the Queen of lies slipped off the guard armor and laid herself out on the silk sheets trying to find the best pose to seduce her old victim Captain Shinning Armor, now Prince of the Crystal ponies. She settled for laying on her side with one hand on her side the other over her crotch like the Venus of Urbino.

Now all she had to do was wait for him to come in.

...

After half an hour of waiting Chrysalis began to wonder if Shining was even here at all. She had waited, and waited, and waited and nothing. Perhaps he was away on duties elsewhere? Would it be wise then to take on his form and try seducing his wife then? She blushed at the thought. Ever since taking on Cadance’s appearance months back she had developed a nasty habit of waking up in her form after her rests. As well as taking on her form in her private time. The mare really was attractive. Her supple legs, ample bosom, flowing mane, tight crotch, plump ass. Shinning was incredibly lucky. But no! She didn’t have time for romance. She had a hive to run. If she ever go—

Before she could finish her thoughts, the crystal door began opening slowly. Crysalis renegaded her erotic pose ignoring the winking from her pussy, before realizing that would just add to the disguise and grinning. The door opened revealing... Princess Cadance...

SHIT!

Crysalis bolted for the window only for Cadence to grab her tail with her magic. Loosing momentum her face slammed down on the floor. Suddenly a sphere of magic surrounded her and she was floated over to princess of crystal ponies who had her arms crossed and was tapping her foot, she was dressed in an elegant courtly gown with crystals sewn into the fabric. The top plunged down in a V neck showing off a generous amount of cleavage. Even at her mercy Chrysalis couldn’t bring herself to take her eyes off them.

“I know it’s you Chrysalis.” Cadance said snapping her out of it.

The queen of the changlings grumbled turning her head away, here came the banishment. Probably even further this time. She closed her eyes waiting... but instead Cadence just stood there... why was she looking at her like that?

“What are you doing?” Cadance asked with a sigh uncrossing her arms.

“Preparing for banishment?” Chryalis responded.

Cadance rolled her eyes. “You’re not getting banished.”

“So am I under arrest then?”

“No...”

Chrysalis’s eyes widened in realization “EXECUTION!?!” She shrieked in panic.

“NO!” Cadance waved her hands in front of her. She then disengaged the bubble dropping the still naked Queen Chrysalis in Cadance’s form on the ground, she was incredibly confused.

“So no banishment, no imprisonments, and not an execution... what is it you have planned then?” She asked.

Before Cadance could open her mouth however the queen of the changlings made another break for the window only to slam her face into yet another magic force field like a bug on a windshield.

“Ow.” She groaned rubbing her forehead.

“I’ll just cut to the chase.” Cadance said. “My husband has been away in Canterlot for more than two weeks and in that time I haven’t been... satisfied.” She put delicately rubbing her thighs together for emphasis.

Chrysalis gulped, “So you want me to wear your husbands face and fuck your brains out? Done.” Emphasizing the point Chrysalis shifted her body to that of Shining Armor, thin in his voice said: “By the time I’m done you won’t even be able to —”

“No no! That’s not it at all, change back to me.” Cadance waved her hands in front of her face. Chrysalis was confused but shifted back into the pink alicorn regardless. Cadance sighed then rubbed her temples.

“You see... the thing is... I... umm... remember when you pretended to me almost a year ago?”

Chrysalis blinked. “... yea?”

“Well since then I’ve developed a certain... fetish.” Cadance moved a lock of yellow hair from her face and began twirling it. “Seeing me standing their next to my husband, that beautiful dress. Everything was perfect, except it wasn’t really me. But at the same time...” she shook her head, “After that day, I couldn’t stop dreaming about it. About what it would be like, what you would do, my face sneering over me, I tried masturbating in front of a mirror, for a while that worked but soon it wasn’t enough. I still love Shinning, but at the same time I can’t help but just feel as though if I had another chance to...” she was rambling it was best to just come out and say it. “I... I want to have sex with myself.”

Chrysalis was stunned. She hadn’t predicted her infiltration would give Cadance a selfcest fetish. But it did make sense, that dress was pretty sexy on her. She almost felt bad it got all torn up when her body shifted back to normal. Plus her body, damn.

“Anyway.” Cadance continued “For now I will offer you a small portion of my love, in exchange for sex is that fair?”

Chrysalis nodded licking her lips. Over her past few days in infiltration she was starved beyond belief, sure she occasionally fed off the residual love energy of the Crystal Heart when she got the chance. But that was the equivalent of licking condensation off a glass rather than drinking it.

To start things off Cadance cast a spell that removed her dress and placed both of them in sexy white and black lace lingerie respectively. The silk was elegant, the queen of the changelings almost felt bad about what she would soon do in them. Both where incredibly erotic and see through.

“I assume these are yours?” Chrysalis asked putting her thump under the shoulder strap. Cadance giggled and nodded.

“Shinning has a lingerie fetish, I try to buy plenty of pairs to keep him satisfied.”

Now their was some useful info that could be use the next time she came here.

Cadance slowly made her way towards Crysalis, the queen watching almost hypnotized as her tail swished back and forth. The princess pushed her onto the fluffy bed and lay down next to her. For a few minutes they just took in their matching eyes and faces, their long flowing identical hair, the look of lust and embarrassment on both their faces.

Finally Cadance spoke.

“I don’t know where to start with this.”

Chrysalis grinned allowing her form to drop just a bit so just her fangs where visible.

“Then allow me princess.”

Immediately her well manicured fingers dove down for Cadance’s snatch. Penetrating with two finger she felt the walls of her prey clamp around them in a vice grip. She let out a moan, however shoved Crysalis’s hand away a second later.

“That’s waaaaaay too fast.” Cadance scolded. “Haven’t you ever done this before?”

Chrysalis shook her head. “Never like this.” she admitted. “Whenever I bed a female I’m usually in the form of a stallion.”

Cadance smiled sweetly petting her head.

“Lucky for you I have some experience in this matter, I can teach you if you like?” Chrysalis nodded meekly “Lesson one: Pace things out.”

She then connected their lips. Slowly the pink alicorn trailed her fingers around her back, circling her wings gingerly before trailing her hands down to her heart shaped rump and giving it a good squeeze. She felt her own plump ass in her grip, felt her matching lips, could saliva very much like her own, then finally they parted a trail of drool still connecting them, Crysalis’s mouth hung open like a baby expecting more milk from a bottle.

“Now wasn’t that better than just diving in straight for the naughty bits?” Cadance cooed.

Crysalis nodded, she never felt like that before. Her heart was racing her brow was sweating, and she hadn’t even been the one to engage it. This was lust, she realized as her thighs began dripping. Cadance tutted.

“Wet already I see, disappointing.”

“Shut up.” She said. “This is a new experience for me.”

Cadance rolled on top of Crysalis pinning her to the sheets, her own face stared up at her worried.

“Lesson two: Be confidant.” Cadance reached out and grabbed Crysalis’s bosom. She played with them for a few minutes squishing them this way and that experimenting with the weight and density. Crysalis gripped the sheets with trembling hands, Cadance didn’t even notice her, all her attention was on her breasts.

“How do you make them so realistic?” Asked Cadance resting her head upon them hearing the fast thumping heart underneath.

“I... just kind of do?” Chrysalis admitted lamely. She never really questioned how her powers copied others features exactly. It just sort of happened whenever she observed someone. Cadance smiled devilishly,

“If your body really is a perfect copy, then if I press right here...” Cadance applied pressure where Crysalis’s breast met her chest. The changling Queen shuttered letting out a high pitched moan and instantly spewed a deluge of sexual fluids all over the bed. Chrysalis lay back her leg twitching like an insect, her mind grasping at straws for what just happened, drool trickled down her cheek Cadance seamed disappointed and tutted.

“Lesson One.” she reminded her. “You need to learn your limits if where ever going to get anywhere. I mean just look at all this.” She gestured to the puddle around her. “You’ve practically orgasmed and you haven’t even touched me once.

Crysalis whipped drool from her lips and sat up.

“Give me a break! I wasn’t expecting... that kind of reaction.” Chrysalis complained. “How do you know so much about this stuff anyway?”

“I have experience in aaaallllllll forms of love.”

“So do I!” Chrysalis stood up on the bed. “I’m an expert infiltrator and leader of an entire hive that I trained personally!!! With all the skills they need to satisfy a mate! I’ve bed a great many and left none unsatisfied while I drained their essence!... I’m just off my game from all the radiant love energy here, and you being so... willing... that’s all.”

“Alright, prove it then.”

Chrysalis flattened her ears “What?”

“You lead.” The princess leaned back raising her hands above her head. “Satisfy me your way.”

Chrysalis walked over her plopping crotch down on Cadances stomach then slowly learned forward pinning her wrists above her, with her other hand she trailed a hand under Cadance’s chin, she could feel the love radiating off her this close, raising her head slightly as their lips came within inches of one another inch by inch. Just before they touched Chrysalis leaned back, leaving Cadances puckered lips untouched.

“Is this what you want?” Her reflection asked a sultry tone. Cadance nodded, it was really finally happening! “Gooooooood.”

Suddenly her jaw unhinged and began sucking the real alicorn dry. She felt her essence slip from her form, as she grew weaker her reflection above her gained her strength. She managed to break free from her grasp and smack Crysalis across the face.

“NOT LIKE THAT!!!” She boomed in the Royal Canterlot Voice making Crysalis wince, her ears ringing. After that the Queen grumbled to herself. “Alright, long way it is then.”

She then slid herself down to Cadances undergarments, slowly slipping them off as clear sticky trails clung to the front. Then took a deep sniff of Cadence’s flower and licked her lips. ”Perrrrrrrfect” she purred to herself kneeling at the foot of the bed. Without another word she buried her muzzle between the Princesses thighs, lapping up her insides. Cadance screamed in ecstasy then bit down on her ring finger.

(The parasite has some skill.) Cadance thought to herself. Looking down she saw her reflection greedily eating her out like a starving dog, watched her yellow and purple mane bobbing up and down, she felt her lips rap around her pussy, a tong so similar to her own plunging deep in her folds. She moaned in time with Chrysalis’s oral penetrations. Slowly she felt an orgasm building up.

Chrysalis drank in her essence, gulping down much of the the princesses essence. This wasn’t the same as draining her love the traditional way, it was closer to chugging a bottle of thick chocolate syrup rather than mixing it in with milk. Still every drop of her discharge contained the sugary sweet love that sustained her and the brood, she was carful to not let any of it spill, catching any drops in her hands. Crysalis kept up her licking at smooth calculated intervals, teasing her clit with every passing and swallowing as much of the mares fluids as she could. Soon Cadance’s false tong wasn’t enough, she dropped the illusion just in her mouth, allowing her true 15 inch long forked tong to uncoil inside her so deep it tickled the very edge of her womb. The sheer girth of it pressed against the walls with every passing.

Cadance wasn’t expecting the sudden upgrade in size and width. It put her over the edge in just two passes. A deluge of sticky white fluids geysered out right into Queen Chrysalis’s waiting maw. Chrysalis’s own dam burst around the same moment. More and more watered out like a broken fire highdrent. Cadance’s body shook as orgasm racked her mind. Finally it stopped and she was left to bask in the after glow.

Queen Crysalis drew back her muzzle, moaning as she licked her lips. She drew her pink hands to her mouth and poured in and spillage she managed to catch, cleaning her fingers while she sat in a puddle of her own design. Both their lingerie’s where now sticky messes.

Cadance traced the edge of slit remembering the feeling of her orgasm from just a few moments ago.

“What was that you said about ’endurance’ again?” Crysalis mocked, still licking up more of her liquified lust. Cadance blushed.

Crysalis stood and sat on the side of the bed, the whole thing shaking underneath her weight.

“These outfits are more or less toast.” She held up the rim of the stained outfit. “Want to get cleaned up? I’ll wash your back if you wash mine.” She turned over her shoulder and winked.

Cadance froze.

“How are you still so horny after that!?”

Chrysalis just laughed and patted her belly.

“All in here babe.” She said licking some last drops from her cheek. “The more energy I get, the better I feel.”

Cadance looked down at her.

“You won’t get fat will you.”

Chrysalis seamed to ponder this.

“May need an orgy with your entire kingdom for that one.”

Crysalis then stood up and stretched cracking her bones into place.

“Right now I feel better than I felt in a loooong time.”

“If that’s the case...” Cadance paused for a moment. “... one more round?”

Chrysalis chucked, leaning over the princess.

“Now who’s the horny one?” She whispered. Soon their lips touched yet again. Their tongs warred for dominance, they both began undressing one another till their sweaty naked pink bodies was all that remained. Their pussies rubbed against each other, their matching breasts smashing together. Finally they both separated panting. Chrysalis was first to act again and raised up Cadance’s leg, she began scissoring, thrusting again the alicorns burning wet pussy wishing she had a dick now more than ever. Cadance’s moans where music to her ears. She wanted this. NEEDED this. The NEED to be satisfied by none but her. Every thrust brought both of them one step closer. Every thrust another moan. Every thrust more and more of her essence spilled out, staining Chrysalis’s nostrils with that sweet honey. After several minutes the queen changed positions. Rotating her body around to face the princess’s pussy yet again. But this time she allowed Cadance to prove herself by leaving her own crotch hovering over her face. Before she could make the first move she already felt the Crystal Princess’s soft tong playing across her. The queen couldn’t stop herself from panting like a dog as the oral organ tickled her insides. Her entire body shuddered like mad, she then buried her face between Cadance’s creamy thighs.

She pried them open and began to get to work. Starting with her tong playing along the outer edges, her steamy breath catching in her throat. Finally she dove in yet again, playing along the outer walls as she entered. With each inch gained Cadance doubled her efforts and moaned even louder. She stretched out her efforts for as long as she could, diving into her feast slowly and methodically calculating the most pleasure she could cause. Admittedly she may have gone overboard. Soon Cadance couldn’t take it and rapped her legs around Chrysalis’s head, forcing her tong to go in deeper. She tried to escape for a breath, but the pink alicorns iron thighs had her ensnared tight. She was now trapped, her only way out to satisfy the mare and endues another orgasm as soon as possible. By Grogar this was kinky.

Cadance’s thighs began pumping upward, trying to pull Chrysalis deeper between them. As the two pink alicorns continued sixty nining they felt their orgasms growing. More and more the swallowed each others sexual fluids. More and more Chrysalis was rejuvenated, she became even bolder, which inspired Cadance to keep up. As they continued swallowing more and more nectar their minds became numb, thoughts of the world faded. It was just them, nothing else mattered, all they knew was pleasure and each others warmth. Cadance and Chrysalis wished that moment of clarity could last forever, it almost did. But soon, far too soon they reached over the edge and climaxed in sync their bodies quaked, spines arched. They drew back from their matching pussies and sat up looking into each of their faces. Their lips met taisting their own groin juice, and both felt an unmatched bliss of pure lust filled empathy. Then blacked out.

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When it was all over Crysalis was the first to wake. She stared at the sleeping sticky form of her lover, watching the sun light glint off her wet body. The queen grinned and stood up shifting back to her true form and letting out a mad cackle.

She had changed. Her bosom was bigger, thighs had increased as well. Her hair, though still a tangled mess sheamed like crystal. It had worked. She was restored and then some, she couldn’t resist and began groping her breasts and buttocks.

Now was her time.

Time for revenge on the six who banished her.

Time for revenge on the twin princesses.

And now she knew just how to do it. Turning to Cadance she smiled as the snoozing princess mumbled her name in her sleep...

TO BE CONTINUED

Author's Note

I know what your thinking:

“Why are you starting yet another series when you haven’t even finished four others yet?”

Well jokes on you because this story is actually a prequel to a fic I’ve wanted to write since before I joined the site!

Granted I haven’t written a single word of that fic and have no idea how long it will take before I even have time again to do so...

Anyway, I probably could have made this longer but hopefully the next part makes up for that. Whenever that comes out.